The big event

[Formshifter]

Calling it a night folks. Gonna get to bed soon since I have to get up so early to get to va tomorrow.

Feel free to use this thread to doubt, anticipate, antagonize, and place bets on the main event tomorrow. Remember though: keep all bets in real life OR in game. Don't mix the two or you'll end up getting your dumb asses banned.


Will upload a video once I get back home

[Formshifter]

Fight breakdown

Mavstab
Welterweight like 7 years ago
Age unknown
Fighting style MMA


Formshifter
186 lbs as of about 5 minutes ago
Age: a lady never tells ^.~
Fighting style krav maga

The fight will continue until one participant taps out or ragdolls. No weapons.

[Infectious]

Remember to not use /petition if your ass gets beat.

[Formshifter]

Especially not the real life petition. Remember that Mav. Don't get butthurt and call the cops. Brutha got priors ya dig

[MavstabYoudead]

lol you really like attention, don't you?

[Formshifter]

The idea here is visibility for the event, not attention. The people wanted a video so Im starting a thread for it beforehand. Not getting g up and doing it before I leave tomorrow bruh. Im not a morning person

[Infectious]

Yall gona fight with fists right? This aint like a magic card duel or nothing? One of you maggots better have a smart phone and record this shit.

[Formshifter]

Idk he might show up with a duffer bag of yugioh cards or something, but I was under the impression this was gonna be fisting

[Asahi]

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weird shit.

[MavstabYoudead]

all this for a guy that isn't even going to show up lol

[Recycled Children]

Did you both get rustled so bad you're actually going to fight? You trollin'?

[Stasis01]

I knew we would end up in the news someday, this will expose the sickness known as red99 to the world.

I figured it'd be for a murder, maybe this will escalate.

[Pokesan]

I hope mavstab beats the shit out of you, forumshitter

[Troubled]

You guys will end up drinking beers together, like normal people.

[Kergan]

This still happening?

[MavstabYoudead]

You guys will end up drinking beers together, like normal people.

who drinks beer at 10 am in the morning right after working out? lol.

[Kergan]

I would. Then I'd play EverQuest for the next 16 hours straight.

[MavstabYoudead]

fuk so would i :(

[quido]

Nobody on P99 has ever worked out except for Mavstab.

Nobody on P99 has ever drank a beer except for Mavstab.

Nobody on P99 has conducted themselves with integrity except for Mavstab.

[MavstabYoudead]

nobody is a bigger faggot than jeremy?

[Feanol]

Virginia Gazette Headline:

"Cyber violence sprawls into the streets"

A man was taken into custody today after breaking and entering a local business in an attempt to flee a physical confrontation believed to be the result of a dispute on the internet.

The man, when asked why he shattered the glass door of the closed bagel shop, replied "I was just trying to plug, man. I didn't want any Yellow Text!"

[quido]

lol

[Vayder]

The man, when asked why he shattered the glass door of the closed bagel shop, replied "I was just trying to plug, man. I didn't want any Yellow Text!"

[mr.miketastic]

Yall gona fight with fists right? This aint like a magic card duel or nothing? One of you maggots better have a smart phone and record this shit.

slap fight


https://38.media.tumblr.com/69cd09de97bcbd20c267d3117ba6c80c/tumblr_mupdg6EBSS1sqznn3o1_400.gif

[Formshifter]

just stopped for more coffee in DC homeslice



start doing them warmups

[Formshifter]

youre gonna be in a maroon VT shirt right madsad?

[Infectious]

youre gonna be in a maroon VT shirt right madsad?

" I beat a guy up in a maroon shirt, that wasnt you? "

Fraps or it didnt happen. Also say p99 red bitch and then fight. We wana make sure no one was playing your character during this gm sanctioned botb

[Formshifter]

where you at madsad

[Formshifter]

i dont see any virginia tech shirts, just a bunch of morans working out with terrible form

[Formshifter]

i bet him mom wouldnt let him leave the house when she saw him in his power rangers costume this morning

[FoxxHound]

Nobody on P99 has ever worked out except for Mavstab.

Nobody on P99 has ever drank a beer except for Mavstab.

Nobody on P99 has conducted themselves with integrity except for Mavstab.

So is Mavstab like Gaston?

Idk he might show up with a duffer bag of yugioh cards or something, but I was under the impression this was gonna be fisting

Yeah buddy! Sounds like my kinda game. I fist like Mike Tyson punches; even have a lisp~

[Formshifter]

So is Mavstab like Gaston?



Yeah buddy! Sounds like my kinda game. I fist like Mike Tyson punches; even have a lisp~

if gaston is a giant pussy who doesnt show up after running his mouth, yes.


chop chop madsad. i dont have all day

[Bardalicious]

Since you're obviously posting from your phone at the local crossfit, snap us a picture and post it up as prof.

[daasgoot]

Since you're obviously posting from your phone at the local crossfit, snap us a picture and post it up as prof.

[Formshifter]

gimme a minute. gotta set up an imgur account or something

[daasgoot]

go out front. Mavstab is there. Good luck and have fun!

[MavstabYoudead]

sorry guys just got home from the no show. it was rather boring. got a good 8-9 workout then did some heavy bench in 3x3 at 305 waiting on the pussy to show up. no show.

http://imgur.com/RCE1uZk
http://imgur.com/YKniB7C
http://imgur.com/1XhdKiA

[Formshifter]

come back fgt. you must have left before lie 9:50, because thats when i got here

[Formshifter]

9:49 was when i asked where you were. didnt see any maroon VT shirts. must have worn something else so you could duck ouut if you were even here pussy

[Formshifter]

knew your bitch ass would plug

[Pokesan]

what an expected outcome

[MavstabYoudead]

yup formshifter challenges to a 1v1 and no shows. pussy in game, forums and irl.

[MavstabYoudead]

9:49 was when i asked where you were. didnt see any maroon VT shirts. must have worn something else so you could duck ouut if you were even here pussy

posted pics of 10:03 and 10:10 inside and 10:15 waiting out front. nothing.

[Infectious]

posted pics of 10:03 and 10:10 inside and 10:15 waiting out front. nothing.
You were catfished

[MavstabYoudead]

You were catfished

hence why i didn't go out of my way to meet up with him. everyone knew he wasn't going to show. i spent an extra 15 minutes talking with people at the gym then bounced.

[Pseudechis]

hence why i didn't go out of my way to meet up with him. everyone knew he wasn't going to show. i spent an extra 15 minutes talking with people at the gym then bounced.

Dear god the levels of pathetic are unimaginable.

[MavstabYoudead]

Dear god the levels of pathetic are unimaginable.

coming from your joke ass? lol.

[Pseudechis]

Yehp coming from me hahaha. Pathetic.

[RIP The Jacka]

sorry guys just got home from the no show. it was rather boring. got a good 8-9 workout then did some heavy bench in 3x3 at 305 waiting on the pussy to show up. no show.

http://imgur.com/RCE1uZk
http://imgur.com/YKniB7C
http://imgur.com/1XhdKiA

You were online posting between 2am and 6am. We suppose to believe this?

C-

[MavstabYoudead]

You were online posting between 2am and 6am. We suppose to believe this?

C-

you both are fukn class a retards lol

[RIP The Jacka]

how do we know those clock pictures r today?

Nice dodge loser

[Pseudechis]

you both are fukn class a retards lol

Pathetic.

[MavstabYoudead]

i worked out for 2 hours already today what did you two faggots do other than blow each other and perform the stranger on each other?

[Pseudechis]

You are castle becoming the most cringeworthy poster of the forums and given the truly cringe worthy people around this community that is an impressive achievement.

Pathetic.

[Gitem]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-IfjAatRIBcc/UReMTLu617I/AAAAAAAAJ4c/YHm1iAorF00/s1600/Senor-Chang.gif

[MavstabYoudead]

You are castle becoming the most cringeworthy poster of the forums and given the truly cringe worthy people around this community that is an impressive achievement.

Pathetic.

castle becoming? you are a pathetic neckbeard.

[Pseudechis]

Auto correct on phone. Fastly.

Regardless you're a lesser man than me in every respect. You're less educated, shorter, don't have a good education, a good job or a wife and family.

You're simply less of a man, a beta male one might say. A small man of stature and a personality to reflect the insecurities that go with that.

Pathetic burden on the welfare system.

I love you for it though, endless free entertainment every day.

[MavstabYoudead]

learn to play the game instead of posting. you are awful at both, pathetic.

[Pseudechis]

Oh now is about the game? Previously it was all about how tough you are in real life. I pint put that actually you are just a very small man physically and emotionally. Now it's about how well someone lays the 15 year old elf simulator. Here's a shock, no one actually cares about you or about how well you play this elf simulator. People only respond to you on the forums because everyone finds you highly amusing that you make real life threats of violence and talk absolute fictional nonsense about how amazing you are in everything you do.

Ultimately everyone knows the truth. You're a small weak man. Do yourself a favour and walk away whilst you have some semblance of pride left.

[Troubled]

Can confirm mavstab was there.

http://i.imgur.com/TMfZQyz.jpg

[Pseudechis]

Can confirm mavstab was there.

http://i.imgur.com/TMfZQyz.jpg

Nah too tall to be Madstab.

[dontbanpls]

Madstab wasted 15 minutes of his life desperately hoping for a fight to break out over being trolled on a message board. That is pretty god damned sad

[MavstabYoudead]

lol you faggots waste more than that in this thread alone, idiots.

[dontbanpls]

Yeah but I do it at home for fun, not out in the real world for some desperate proof that I am a man.

[MavstabYoudead]

we know you aren't one already. not sure how me talking to some pals at the gym for 15 minutes is pathetic, but wouldn't expect less from you neckbeards.

[Slowride]

Sooo both of you guys were suppose to meet up on Valentines day? How cute? Bring any roses and candy? Perhaps some wine and KY Jelly?

[MavstabYoudead]

no i went to the gym knowing he wouldn't show up.

[fred schnarf]

pics dont work , thread disappointing

was hoping for a better result honestly

[Slowride]

Sooo both of you guys were suppose to meet up on Valentines day? How cute? Bring any roses and candy? Perhaps some wine and KY Jelly?

[Gitem]

Madstab wasted 15 minutes of his life desperately hoping for a fight to break out over being trolled on a message board. That is pretty god damned sad

this coming from the guy that would send text messages for months to a list of nerds at all hours including deployed soldiers because some of them took their fungi tunic back?

might want to take a step back from the insults bro.

[dontbanpls]

Gitem been fed a lot of second hand knowledge obviously 8]


Does it feel good to know that other people dictate your actions and opinions?

[Gitem]

yes.

[MavstabYoudead]

Gitem been fed a lot of second hand knowledge obviously 8]


Does it feel good to know that other people dictate your actions and opinions?

everyone knows it's true you scumbag.

[dontbanpls]

Except that it isn't, and the proof is on the forum. I'm over it so I could really care less if I could convince a couple faggots who are pretending to be upset about something they had nothing to do with. Especially considering how wrong you are and the fact that you spend a lot of time sucking Lite's dick when he was the one that started the IRL line crossing by passing around my name and number.

[Coan]

Lol what a couple of fgts

[MavstabYoudead]

i got the stupid ass texts from you and i didn't take shit you scumbag

[dontbanpls]

Maybe you should have asked Lite not to throw me on craiglist after stripping my items off of my accounts? Perhaps you should have dissuaded him from giving out my name and number on red dawn team speak? Maybe if just one person in Azrael had stood up to Lite and put a stop to the bull shit I wouldn't have retaliated in kind. You guys are all addicted to the flavor of his cock though so you sat quietly or joined in. Now you want to act innocent and indignant? Fuck off with that.

[pingpong]

Lol you used the word whilst here. what a faggot

[MavstabYoudead]

Maybe you should have asked Lite not to throw me on craiglist after stripping my items off of my accounts? Perhaps you should have dissuaded him from giving out my name and number on red dawn team speak? Maybe if just one person in Azrael had stood up to Lite and put a stop to the bull shit I wouldn't have retaliated in kind. You guys are all addicted to the flavor of his cock though so you sat quietly or joined in. Now you want to act innocent and indignant? Fuck off with that.

scumbag is scumbag.

[snufzaimoverlord]

Nearly 1000 posts in a month.

Confirmed success at life.

[MavstabYoudead]

unless your HB i don't think you want to compare real lives.

[snufzaimoverlord]

I think i do

[MavstabYoudead]

ya name like gaping vagina screams you have an excellent personal life....

[Colgate]

jesus i haven't cringed this much at one person since the harrison days

[MavstabYoudead]

shut up bieber go masturbate

[snufzaimoverlord]

Madstab so insecure. Confirmed broke and single.

[fred schnarf]

ten pages of nothing but talk

kinda disappointing

[MavstabYoudead]

yup you nailed it bub. so insecure willing to meet up irl with some fucktard with a big mouth. good logic, idiot.

[Pseudechis]

I'm feeling for ya man, it must be hard living life at 5'5" 177lb

[MavstabYoudead]

yup you have no idea. these welfare checks and food stamps make it worth my while though.

[fred schnarf]

I'm feeling for ya man, it must be hard living life at 5'5" 177lb

mavstab is hateraid?

[MavstabYoudead]

yup and elderan

[heartbrand]

What was the initial dispute between these two even about?

[MavstabYoudead]

nothing he just didn't think i ever did mma and that turned into him wanting to fight me irl.

[Fame]

Gonna be a tough year for the judges at the forum razzie awards committee meetings

[Feanol]

This has been epic but I'm all out of popcorn.

Would read again. A+

[Genedin]

Oh man. I was anxiously clicking the next button hoping something would actually happen.

I was exactly as disappointed in this thread as I thought I was going to be initially.

[RIP The Jacka]

mavstab was spamming f5 on this thread at 3am to reply to jeremy

hes just a nerd

[Skillslam]

Manlets. When will they learn?

[skitterburst]

this makes me really happy and I hope someone posts a vid

[MavstabYoudead]

mavstab was spamming f5 on this thread at 3am to reply to jeremy

hes just a nerd

this brain rot individual doesn't understand time zones. 3 am? fukn moron.

[Pseudechis]

Pathetic.

[MavstabYoudead]

yes you are.

[Pokesan]

has forumshitter been spotted since he bitched out this morning?

[Kergan]

No. I'm wondering if he did show up and Mavstab actually killed him and he is buried out in the woods, and Mav saying he bitched out is Mav covering his tracks.

[entruil]

full mana loss....

fail, fake, and gay


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmtzOSuw8m0

[Kergan]

Vyrenoth?

[entruil]

haha kergan u started that shit... whoever he is must not be a carebear.... too bad you oppose 1 lootable and no lns.... i might stop tonight

[entruil]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMIeWAQNZxY

should pay attention how i kill threads....


....

[Pokesan]

No. I'm wondering if he did show up and Mavstab actually killed him and he is buried out in the woods, and Mav saying he bitched out is Mav covering his tracks.

accepting this as my headcanon

mavstab you monster

[Formshifter]

Lol how was your valentines day, mav? i hope it wasnt too lonely

[Kergan]

Hey look this dude is still alive

[RIP The Jacka]

He basically got stood up my another man he met on elf roleplay forum.



Right in the feels.

[Formshifter]

Hey look this dude is still alive

im eternal, son

[MavstabYoudead]

Lol how was your valentines day, mav? i hope it wasnt too lonely

spent with my fiance while yours was spent being a troll.

[Formshifter]

Did you ever get her patched or is she still leaking air?

[MavstabYoudead]

not sure you had you chance to find out pussy lol

[RIP The Jacka]

Sounds like someone had a broken heart

[MavstabYoudead]

getting married 3/27 v-day super important bruh

[Formshifter]

getting married 3/27 v-day super important bruh

check the blushing bride
http://www.nzstag.co.nz/data/media/images/Stag%20Shop/BonkingSheepPhoto.jpg

i gt me a 10 yall

[RIP The Jacka]

My favorite part is how formshifter is guilded with madalone. 8)

[Formshifter]

what guild am i in? shouldnt you be off making shit posts lol

[Mingo]

http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2015/2/23/8097369/ufc-veteran-josh-neer-explains-video-gym-fight-moron-knockout-mma-news

[Rekrul]

http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2015/2/23/8097369/ufc-veteran-josh-neer-explains-video-gym-fight-moron-knockout-mma-news

I think neer is an idiot for posting that. Having paul bradley lay on him for 3 rounds is still more embarrassing then what he did to random gym dude, and the soccer kick at the end makes him look like a total asshole.