i just played everquest on a weekday for 19 hours

[Slathar]

and i dont have a job

[Infectious]

Hey! Look at you!!

[Slathar]

i woke up at 2pm and immediately logged into red99

[Nirgon]

If you choose not to procreate at least be sure you donate your seed to science so it can be studied to one day create the master race

[Voland]

That's what I call dedication!

[Slathar]

now im drunk


im going to play red99 drunk now while unemployed and no one can stop me

[Slathar]

i dont have any clean clothes so i have a blanket draped around me like a toga

[Pikrib]

and i dont have a job

i woke up at 2pm and immediately logged into red99

now im drunk


im going to play red99 drunk now while unemployed and no one can stop me

i dont have any clean clothes so i have a blanket draped around me like a toga

I hope to one day be like Slathar.

[Glenzig]

I'm trying to find a believable way to make myself a paraplegic so I can sit and play p99 all day and collect disability checks from the government. Any suggestions?

[fred schnarf]

mental disability

[Glenzig]

mental disability

Yes we know. This thread isn't about you though.

[deadlycupcakez]

i dont have any clean clothes so i have a blanket draped around me like a toga

can you not play naked?

[Slathar]

i just begged enough change to buy a digiorno pizza that ill microwave until its cooked since i dont have an oven

[Bodybagger]

I'm trying to find a believable way to make myself a paraplegic so I can sit and play p99 all day and collect disability checks from the government. Any suggestions?

Get temp job as mall Santa and let OP sit on your lap.

[Glenzig]

Get temp job as mall Santa and let OP sit on your lap.

Would get sued for having a giant boner. Wouldn't work.

[Bodybagger]

Would get sued for having a giant boner. Wouldn't work.

They'd drop the lawsuit once they realized what you considered giant. :D

[RIP The Jacka]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6cxltEJqT1rnhhqdo1_500.png

[Glenzig]

They'd drop the lawsuit once they realized what you considered giant. :D

Anything at or over 2". Pretty standard definition brother.

[Colgate 2.0]

i am so angry

[Kergan]

i am so angry

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_NmxgdYUpk

[Arclyte]

now im drunk


im going to play red99 drunk now while unemployed and no one can stop me

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v734/ArclytePS/Qzkx8.gif

[DrKvothe]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6cxltEJqT1rnhhqdo1_500.png

I actually went to college with this guy (minus the fat suit). Funny as fuck.

https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=1&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=0CB4QtwIwAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3Ddqw S1n0uBpY&ei=fnneVMT1FYGqogSuroKQBw&usg=AFQjCNFZ04_8T6Q-SNQl9SrzeTr235rQiw&sig2=WSaok0U5HkwXE1UKmuiTog&bvm=bv.85970519,d.cGU

[Stasis01]

Slathar droppen the same routine since 99 and no one can stop him.

[Slathar]

why are fat nerds always so angry

[Infectious]

Why?