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Cid
02-13-2015, 05:29 AM
It has been confirmed that violence is indeed not the answer. I am not sure who exactly confirmed it, but I assume it was the same guy that confirmed facts for everyone else. I think he's like a notary but I've never met him.

Some have claimed that 42 is in fact that answer, but the evidence presented is sketchy at best. We have had no confirmation on the matter so it will remain a number of interest in the ongoing investigation.

It has been suggested that bird is the answer, but this is a simple misunderstanding. Bird is in fact the word, which scientists have confirmed is greater than or equal to the answer and not eligible to be the answer on its own.

Another suggestion is drugs, which are bad mmkay? Obviously none of us have addiction problems, we can quit playing whenever we want. Would you leave a puppy in a room full of Special Olympians? No, no you would not. You know they will pet it to death, don't tempt them.

Oprah is also not the answer since she died when she attempted to remove the curse from the gypsy guy on Thinner and her soul was split into Fat Oprah and Skinny Oprah and began the seven years of war foretold in the Book of Revelations.
(Correction: It was actually the Spellbook of Revelations. My bad.)

I have just been informed by my attention span that I need to go to a commercial break, so stay tuned and we'll be right back. Or don't, I don't really care. I'm not coming back anyway so you definitely have to. One of us has to be the responsible one and I was fucked up when I started writing this so it has to be you.



Discuss for a few posts then devolve into a personal argument. Please include posturing, unsubstantiated claims, of course some insults and threats, and both sides believing they won. You know, what happens in every topic.

Drakaris
02-13-2015, 05:36 AM
+1

Admire the wit in this post.

Littlegyno 13.0
02-13-2015, 05:52 AM
http://i.imgur.com/HuEa3P9.jpg

Gitem
02-13-2015, 09:12 AM
drugs are bad mmkay?

all I got from this

FoxxHound
02-13-2015, 09:21 AM
...
YEA!!

Sektor
02-13-2015, 09:28 AM
tldr

Slathar
02-13-2015, 09:31 AM
i had a huge butthole fart

RIP The Jacka
02-13-2015, 10:04 AM
http://www.hungryhammergirl.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/008-2-e1413735065529.jpg

Formshifter
02-13-2015, 11:33 AM
1v1 me irl Cid

Kergan
02-13-2015, 11:37 AM
You can only duel one person at a time, EQ rules.

Yumyums Inmahtumtums
02-13-2015, 11:48 AM
You can only duel one person at a time, EQ rules.

Lol

MavstabYoudead
02-13-2015, 11:49 AM
he already zoned and cancelled his duel challenge to me so cid is fair game now. maybe he won't run away from that one.

Yumyums Inmahtumtums
02-13-2015, 11:50 AM
Did he run like a cowardly dog?

MavstabYoudead
02-13-2015, 11:51 AM
using the term run loosely, but something along those lines.

Formshifter
02-13-2015, 12:10 PM
bullshit. holo swarms people on the reg (when they arent avoiding pvp), why cant i 1v1 2 people

Formshifter
02-13-2015, 12:11 PM
he already zoned and cancelled his duel challenge to me so cid is fair game now. maybe he won't run away from that one.

nice try darling. i know its hard to accept, but we're still on for tomorrow. you better not bitch out.

Gitem
02-13-2015, 12:39 PM
10am or pm?

Formshifter
02-13-2015, 12:41 PM
madsad changed it to 10am moments ago in an attempt to disrupt the event because he's a fat coward and his mom has been threatening to kick him out if he gets into a fight

MavstabYoudead
02-13-2015, 12:45 PM
formshifter can't read or look up a schedule online. doubt he can even follow his gps directions to find the place. page 4 of the post said 10 AM, was reinforced 2-3 times and then he starts talking about 10 PM. good thing we know he doesn't have a significant other.

RIP The Jacka
02-13-2015, 12:47 PM
http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k142/brr9q/GIF-TUF/THIS.gif

Akalakamelee
02-13-2015, 12:49 PM
Eagerly awaiting youtube vid.

/popcorn

Formshifter
02-13-2015, 12:53 PM
RIP the jackoff actively searching for gifs of men cuddling confirmed fire giant

MavstabYoudead
02-13-2015, 12:55 PM
RIP the jackoff actively searching for gifs of men cuddling confirmed fire giant

first thing we agree on that I've noticed.

Formshifter
02-13-2015, 12:57 PM
i dont know how to handle this

Akalakamelee
02-13-2015, 12:57 PM
first thing we agree on that I've noticed.

End of the world inc

RIP The Jacka
02-13-2015, 12:59 PM
http://i.imgur.com/nV7ARYx.jpg

Formshifter
02-13-2015, 01:08 PM
p sure rip the jackoff is kanye west

Lictor
02-13-2015, 01:29 PM
So he is a gay fish?

Formshifter
02-13-2015, 01:34 PM
not even kanye west can ignore the delicious taste of fishdicks

fred schnarf
02-13-2015, 01:56 PM
violence solves everything

Cid
02-15-2015, 08:29 AM
1v1 me irl Cid

I accept! Come on down to Texas and I can bury you in the field =)

Also, I fight completely naked... Don't be scared.

Anyways, back to the original topic. Bananas are a good source of Potassium and baseball is fucking boring. Sliced bread was never really the best thing. All midgets are evil, because they are shorter and therefore closer to Satan!

These are important things to know.

Pudge
02-16-2015, 12:39 PM
These are important things to know.

laowllol
02-16-2015, 10:43 PM
OP not very funny. It had too much Douglas Adams influence and so it was unoriginal.

I will applaud the effort though.

/clap

Cid
02-22-2015, 03:47 AM
Who the fuck is Douglas Adams? Is he kin to Bryan Adams, because I don't really listen to music?

I don't really care if it was funny or not, my purpose has only ever been to make people take this game less seriously. Well, and to help people because I have some fucked up compulsion to help others. It's like a charitable cancer.

hatelore
02-22-2015, 05:04 AM
Op a scholar of saint's in the hood~