Most Feared Elves of Norrath: A Comprehensive List of 1v1 IRL Challengers

[RIP The Jacka]

Madstav
North
Vaporize
Bulletproofx
Willan
Strydur



Consider this a wiki.

[RIP The Jacka]

RESERVED

[Eslade]

RESERVED

lol

[Kergan]

haha

Willan was normally pretty calm but my god he lost his shit that day.

[vouss]

i get in barfights all the time IRL I could probably whoop any of your scrawn virgin asses

[HippoNipple]

Having a virgin ass is not a bad thing.

[Kergan]

If I was banging a chick and she stuck her finger into my asshole whilst I was otherwise engaged is my ass still a virgin?

Total entry time approximately 5-6 seconds.

[Recycled Children]

i get in barfights all the time IRL I could probably whoop any of your scrawn virgin asses

Wow! This makes you sound totally cool and not lame at all!

[Jimmybones]

i get in barfights all the time IRL I could probably whoop any of your scrawn virgin asses

ill fckin destroy u u piece of human trash

[Pseudechis]

A to red 99 grudge match charity boxing event....someone get on it!

Money to be made for the server

[Drakaris]

i get in barfights all the time IRL I could probably whoop any of your scrawn virgin asses

I can guarantee Strydur would hospitalise you IRL if you got into a fight with him.

There is also another player on R99 that is an MMA practitioner and recently hospitalised a person in the past fortnight, however, I will not mention names out of respect.

Alot of you nerds talk big but really don't know who the person at the other end of the computer actually is. Pretty funny how you call alot of ppl scrubs and laugh at them from the safety of being anonymous.

[Eslade]

I can guarantee Strydur would hospitalise you IRL if you got into a fight with him.

There is also another player on R99 that is an MMA practitioner and recently hospitalised a person in the past fortnight, however, I will not mention names out of respect.

Alot of you nerds talk big but really don't know who the person at the other end of the computer actually is. Pretty funny how you call alot of ppl scrubs and laugh at them from the safety of being anonymous.

shut up fgt, I'll wreck you irl.

[Drakaris]

shut up fgt, I'll wreck you irl.

Yup... reinforces my point... poster above spent a big chunk of his R99 carreer playing from a hospital bed...

"Alot of you nerds talk big but really don't know who the person at the other end of the computer actually is. Pretty funny how you call alot of ppl scrubs and laugh at them from the safety of being anonymous."

In before Tassedor posts 'Energy Drinks'.

[heartbrand]

Only poor unemployed people fight irl

[Sektor]

lol this thread.

[Eslade]

Yup... reinforces my point... poster above spent a big chunk of his R99 carreer playing from a hospital bed...

"Alot of you nerds talk big but really don't know who the person at the other end of the computer actually is. Pretty funny how you call alot of ppl scrubs and laugh at them from the safety of being anonymous."

In before Tassedor posts 'Energy Drinks'.

never played from a hospital bed and everything working as intended.

will wreck you fgt.

[Tassador]

Yup... reinforces my point... poster above spent a big chunk of his R99 carreer playing from a hospital bed...

"Alot of you nerds talk big but really don't know who the person at the other end of the computer actually is. Pretty funny how you call alot of ppl scrubs and laugh at them from the safety of being anonymous."

In before Tassedor posts 'Energy Drinks'.

Dang work been busy last couple weeks wasn't able to get energy drinks in!

[Drakaris]

Only poor unemployed people fight irl

False statement. A guy I've trained with and sparred with IRL owns a family business that makes millions of dollars a year and is a black belt.

His dad got stabbed in the chest when their luxury car got jacked and passed away, prompting the kids to take up self defence.

[Eslade]

that's not what hb meant fgt.

[SHOWITME]

i remember on vztz gnar threatened to fight everyone irl

[Akalakamelee]

Jesus, eslade got banned for that? yet other people are allowed to say whatever they want on here. seems bias. js

[billhollins]

Only poor unemployed people fight irl

Agreed lol

[billhollins]

False statement. A guy I've trained with and sparred with IRL owns a family business that makes millions of dollars a year and is a black belt.

His dad got stabbed in the chest when their luxury car got jacked and passed away, prompting the kids to take up self defence.

Cool story brah

[entruil]

yea im so close to raging.... everyone here talks shit.... you ganked me... i ganked you ...


said 1k done 1 time..

had to LnS... AAAGhghghghg....


right....


fuck all you non pvp red promoters... you have destroyed the classic eq game for me and i cant even take my worth by , organizing , teaching, learning , destroying, and running....... shit is stupid sick puke....


but by all means and continue in your bs convincing ro that your cry bad baby antics are conducing to a good pvp red cutthroat (whatever) real classic....


shit gets me goin and i dont have anything else.... thanks for this its just a tease tho and fake..... pick it up, take it where its going , or dont do shit and lose all potential other than willing .... gl guys ....


without me you rely on what you rely on with no subterfuge(sp?)

[heartbrand]

False statement. A guy I've trained with and sparred with IRL owns a family business that makes millions of dollars a year and is a black belt.

His dad got stabbed in the chest when their luxury car got jacked and passed away, prompting the kids to take up self defence.

i meant like bar fights and shit, not trained MMA official fights or w/e

[Gitem]

Jesus, eslade got banned for that? yet other people are allowed to say whatever they want on here. seems bias. js

a little, considering that I was told that fgt was perfectly fine since it can also be fire giant. oh well, welcome to the world of one gm contradicting another.

[Drakaris]

i meant like bar fights and shit, not trained MMA official fights or w/e

Ooooh my bad, yeah that makes better sense... the ones that go bar fighting usually get dunked by people that actually train...

[entruil]

Ooooh my bad, yeah that makes better sense... the ones that go bar fighting usually get dunked by people that actually train...

sry i dont know what you mean... people that train? they usually get beat up more cuz they braggin or just bring mroe fights... 3% loss is still more than 5% loss when you fight 100 times and they only fought 3 times

[entruil]

best fighters in the world get beat up more than the worst... thats work!...

oh wait sry guys wrong forum... FUCK

[Tassador]

Yep threatening to fight over Everquest hate while throwing tirades on vent and team speak about loot. Everquest #peterpan #nevergrowingup

[entruil]

Only poor unemployed people fight irl

sry ... posted some drunk shit.... then read and seen this...


please show me something for my life of real value.... i wish i could rely and believe what you say....


shit it twisted...i thought them who fought "irl".... were the only among us that accomplished anythning....

what did i miss?.....

sry but you are wrong...

[Kergan]

Vyrenoth?

[entruil]

they said ... you? said?.... that before ... fuck that... give a fuck... ya'll crying about pve drops on red over and over only to be judificated by failures and pve rule victories... pathetic... half them mf's that do it would have lost 90% of there shit by now and only them mf's would have anything plus selling plus ya'll lame trip on rmt etc....


gay bs....no offense tho ... gay is good long as you got a pussy and not a bitch in rant n flames... ya heard!?...

no you didnt because this is purple.... try hard to be red but all you bitch ass mf's is carebear ass blue babies etc.....



fuck what ya heard, fuck what ya heard, bout me *$7&%.....


ya'll weak as fuck struggling to keep it red... its too bad too... baby bitch synonomous gay bean growers will only get so far ...


sry readers... please implement 1 lootable upon pvp death within a coherent level range and despise all lns claims ... thanks bye

[Drakaris]

Vyrenoth?

[entruil]

no... im worse... and less... excuse me... im lost... =( no pancakes for me

[entruil]

Raul or whatever the fuck his name wuz would not shit here liek i.... he must be missing or else <Ruin> would destroy all your precontentious bullshit

[Drakaris]

best fighters in the world get beat up more than the worst... thats work!...

oh wait sry guys wrong forum... FUCK

Huh?

No a guy that goes to a bar to start fights is usually someone who has self-esteem issues that needs to get a jump on someone to feel better about themselves.

A trained fighter frequently trains to better hone their body and skills, reserving physical violence for self-defence or sport only, knowing that training is equivalent to being armed with a weapon and they could easily kill someone if they applied their training to the real world and don't apply self-control.

When the bar fighter picks the wrong fight and gets physical with someone that is actively training physical combat the outcome is always a guaranteed dunking.

[MavstabYoudead]

post video of roger heurta street fight.

[entruil]

Huh?

No a guy that goes to a bar to start fights is usually someone who has self-esteem issues that needs to get a jump on someone to feel better about themselves.

A trained fighter frequently trains to better hone their body and skills, reserving physical violence for self-defence or sport only, knowing that training is equivalent to being armed with a weapon and they could easily kill someone if they applied their training to the real world and don't apply self-control.

When the bar fighter picks the wrong fight and gets physical with someone that is actively training physical combat the outcome is always a guaranteed dunking.

sry you are being counterintuitive...


if you strive to be the best fighter you are going to look for the better fighter and get your ("ass beat") cuz you want to get better... dont always happen like that but you can still learn...


take that shit in stride... the winner will react before his/her? opponent acts....


students are the most in front of learning, dont dismiss new ideas and only brag on past accomplishments...

[entruil]

being "good" is a negative term...


only strive to get better results based on the amount of work you put in...

dont be good and scared of challenge , dont be bad and willing the show the worst...

always work as hard as you can to learn and be better... only then can you actually get "good" and apply really good life knowledge to be a better person and destroy your art that you work at

[entruil]

gl carebear girlies... ("wish i had a cutthroat girly by my side") too bad they are extinct

[Drakaris]

sry you are being counterintuitive...


if you strive to be the best fighter you are going to look for the better fighter and get your ("ass beat") cuz you want to get better... dont always happen like that but you can still learn...


take that shit in stride... the winner will react before his/her? opponent acts....


students are the most in front of learning, dont dismiss new ideas and only brag on past accomplishments...

Picking fights at a bar is not fighting against the best fighters... going to a MMA institute and training there or going to sponsored fights is...

Are people here that dumb?

[entruil]

Huh?

A trained fighter frequently trains to better hone their body and skills, reserving physical violence for self-defence or sport only, knowing that training is equivalent to being armed with a weapon and they could easily kill someone if they applied their training to the real world and don't apply self-control.



sry drak with my drunk ass missed this i wouldnt of had to be ranting.... sry and thanks

[entruil]

not sure where a bar enters in other than the fact im perpetually fucked....

irl...

im only talking about the world class puruit of mastery... nothing else ... im nobody and need to log now cuz im ... me

[RIP The Jacka]

vyrenoth u shitting up this wiki thread?

get lost

Thanks SHOWTIME for his WIKI CONTRIBUTION

Gnar - VZTZ CHALLENGER

[entruil]

everytime i say sonmething on the boards people freak out with "vyrenoth"... who is he and why does he apply... also why does what i say interfere with your agenda and resort to calling me some other dude i dont know anything about

[MavstabYoudead]

gnar was a cool guy. almost met up with him irl to workout in raleigh.

[RIP The Jacka]

--logs onto virtual elf simulated reality chat forum--

"whats up bro"
"nothing bro you kno just pumpin"
"oh yeah bro lets pump together"
"tite bro wanna come fly to my city and state and get a hotel room and just bro out"
"yeah bro we can go fuck up some elf nerds too"
"haha bro"

[MavstabYoudead]

where'd you get those logs? gnar was jacked.

[RIP The Jacka]

http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/no+homo.+retoast+or+not+i+chuckled_a36983_4761701. png

[entruil]

to bd yall fake as fuck... shit im dead mg bad

[Gitem]

http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/no+homo.+retoast+or+not+i+chuckled_a36983_4761701. png

rofl

[SHOWITME]

gnar was a cool guy. almost met up with him irl to workout in raleigh.

def not a cool guy, he bragged that he cleaned the toilets at golds gym and wouldn't come workout when we lived like a mile apart, when we were both students at state.

[chief]

i would def lose in a fight to everyone in this thread

[vouss]

Total entry time approximately 5-6 seconds.

that's about how long it takes for me to cum with a finger, or a dick, or a 2 litre pepsi bottle up my ass

also drakar i've seen pictures of strydur and that dude is like half the size of me I would take him out in 2 hits, 1 to the face 1 to the ground

[Drakaris]

also drakar i've seen pictures of strydur and that dude is like half the size of me I would take him out in 2 hits, 1 to the face 1 to the ground

Fair enough... you guys should have an IRL duel since ur mad pals now and tell me the outcome...

[Fame]

lot of people posting here got beat up irl

[Kergan]

I once gut punched a retarded kid who attacked my friend.

[Tune]

BJJ white belt

4 stripes

come at me bros

[Smedy]

i miss willain

[Zade]

https://i.imgflip.com/hjje1.jpg

[MavstabYoudead]

def not a cool guy, he bragged that he cleaned the toilets at golds gym and wouldn't come workout when we lived like a mile apart, when we were both students at state.

don't remember that at all. what year did you graduate from state? 05 here.

[Formshifter]

BJJ white belt

4 stripes

come at me bros

If you use a belt system, your dojo is a joke. shits an american invention because we arent happy unless success/progress is quantified for us.

[Kergan]

haha dojo

Jesus christ motherfuckers get a job.

[Formshifter]

lol "job"



jesus christ get a career fgt

[MavstabYoudead]

haha dojo

Jesus christ motherfuckers get a job.

he goes to the 140-147 lb weltwerweight mma dojo.

[Kergan]

lol "job"



jesus christ get a career fgt

Let's start with job and go from there.

[Formshifter]

i enjoy intercourse with males

[Kergan]

Seems like the fight is back on? Yeah?

[Formshifter]

it was never off breh. still dont think mav ever had any intention of showing up though. im sure we'll hear from him sunday saying something like "my super model girlfriend wrecked my weekend lambo into our winter home so i couldnt make it"

[MavstabYoudead]

nah he's going to have the flu or realize he lives on the other side of the country come Saturday.

[Formshifter]

we'll see, darling

[MavstabYoudead]

will have pr00f on Saturday while this clown claims it was some elaborate troll.

[Formshifter]

not sure youre aware, but you used zeros in place of Os there buddy. Are you sure im not going to make an existing head injury worse?

[MavstabYoudead]

considering you won't be there I don't see how that is possible troll. go on telling us more about mma weight classes and dojos though. those of us that know about the sport are anxious to laugh at you some more.

[Formshifter]

Lol i never claimed to have done MMA. thats for guidos and afro-saxons.

[RIP The Jacka]

in a troll thread laughing at 1v1 irl challenges

challenging people to 1v1s irl

[Kergan]

I mean, where does this thread rank in P99 history if this shit actually goes down?

Gotta be top 5 no?

[Formshifter]

i think the other one was better. OP is just trying to have a successful thread based off of the last one. too hard to come up with something else i guess

[fred schnarf]

If I was banging a chick and she stuck her finger into my asshole whilst I was otherwise engaged is my ass still a virgin?

Total entry time approximately 5-6 seconds.

have had suprise fingers and tongues in my bum and once a chick refused to let me ass bang her unless she stuck a dildo in my ass and i can confirm does not count unless dick

[Kergan]

Roger that

[Yumyums Inmahtumtums]

This thread is fucking insane.

Take a step back and realize you're going to meet up with someone because they made you mad on an internet forum

[Kergan]

I've seen people fight over dumber shit tbh.

[Formshifter]

is mav mad?

[Kergan]

He hasn't posted much today I imagine him doing some Rocky style training in wilderness.

[Formshifter]

yeah, i can see him pumping out a few sets of 10 pushups then flexing in the mirror, trying to adjust his tits so they look like pecs

[Buhbuh]

did not read thread but

you're all nearing thirty years old

just thought i'd reiterate that point

[Formshifter]

When did you first iterate it?

[Kergan]

Yep, think what Buhbuh is saying is fight while you still can.

[MavstabYoudead]

not mad at all. pretty sure I've said it about 100 times. i'm not going out of my normal schedule to accommodate this tool. if he shows up, which i'm 100% sure he isn't going to, then we'll see what happens.

[RIP The Jacka]

this is a wiki collection of embarrassing bronies

please stop having conversations here that do not contribute to future r99 generations

[MavstabYoudead]

your list is very inaccurate then as I didn't challenge anyone. add forum whatever his name is or whatever his actual in game name is.

[Zade]

where is this fight taking place? will it be streamed?

[MavstabYoudead]

can't stream something that doesn't happen.

[Formshifter]

http://bradrants.com/blog/uploaded/BradRants/Images/Misc/KegSixPack.jpg

[RIP The Jacka]

your list is very inaccurate then as I didn't challenge anyone. add forum whatever his name is or whatever his actual in game name is.

even if OP is wrong, you made a 1v1 irl challenge few pages later so no worries

thx for helping w accuracy

[MavstabYoudead]

that guy is definitely a welterweight 140-147

[Formshifter]

where is this fight taking place? will it be streamed?

Maybe not streamed, but posted, yeah. assuming mav shows up.


saturday, 10pm, hammerdown crossshit gym

[MavstabYoudead]

even if OP is wrong, you made a 1v1 irl challenge few pages later so no worries

thx for helping w accuracy

never challenged anyone. he asked for a time/place and I provided one. still not me making a challenge. keep fishing.

[MavstabYoudead]

1000% sure he gets a tummy ache on Saturday.

[Formshifter]

never challenged anyone. he asked for a time/place and I provided one. still not me making a challenge. keep fishing.

remember, i asked for a time and place that would work for you, since you didnt like my suggestion because arlington traffic is so spoopy for you

[MavstabYoudead]

pretty sure I just said that. again you made the challenge I provided a location for you to not show up to.

[Akalakamelee]

Record it and post on YouTube plz

[Formshifter]

pretty sure I just said that. again you made the challenge I provided a location for you to not show up to.

didnt mention that traffic scared you so much. just clarifying that

[MavstabYoudead]

i'm not going out of my way for a in person meet up with someone who isn't going to show up, period. you want to meet up? you have the time and location.

[MavstabYoudead]

i'd say cya there, but we both know you aren't coming to the state of Virginia.

[Buhbuh]

When did you first iterate it?

like a dozen other times in the past couple months when full grown adults were still pretending they were fifteen

[Formshifter]

Its ok to be scared, mav. Dont ever think otherwise. Fear helps to keep us alive. its an evolutionary trait, and a damn useful one.


What isnt ok is to allow fear to control you. let it modify your actions. let it keep you sharp. but dont let it control you.


You might get hurt, but you wont get killed. dont be afraid of pain. pain isnt dangerous. if you tap or lose consciousness, thats it. game over. i'll help you up and shake your hand. im not interested in anything more than that. hell, if you actually show up and face your fear of confrontation, i might even buy you a beer afterwards if youre in any shape to sit at a bar for a while.


I think youre projecting in your responses, mav. dont be afraid, and please dont make me waste a few hours and a bunch of gas getting there.

[MavstabYoudead]

like a dozen other times in the past couple months when full grown adults were still pretending they were fifteen

giving advice when you have to sell characters on red99 to pay your rent? classic.

formshifter, you have the time and location. talk is cheap.

[Formshifter]

its gonna be ok mav

[Glenzig]

I'm tempted to show up and crush you both after being forced to read this. Don't think I wont!

[Zade]

https://mummyrivett.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/nerd-wars-199861-530-736.jpg


Round One... FIGHT!


http://33.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mecz6wrQsZ1rl449yo1_500.gif

[Kergan]

I don't think this will happen.

[Formshifter]

zade just mad because me cant make any RMT profits off of real life pvp

[Gitem]

taking bets on whether this fight happens or not. 6:1 odds that it doesn't.

[Zade]

zade just mad because me cant make any RMT profits off of real life pvp

nonfactor, in game and RL lol

[Formshifter]

nonfactor, in game and RL lol

how are you managing to pay your bills these days without all the RMT?

[Iandyan]

Maybe not streamed, but posted, yeah. assuming mav shows up.


saturday, 10pm, hammerdown crossshit gym

Inb4 excuses that fight didnt happen cause am/pm is hard.

[Formshifter]

Inb4 excuses that fight didnt happen cause am/pm is hard.

if 10pm is hard for you, you probably have AIDS

[Zade]

lol i spend more money in a week then you make in a year. gotta be sad bro. you are mad at madstav. dont hate me cuz i aint me


http://i.imgur.com/T2irj9p.jpg

[Formshifter]

Grats on being a minimum wage bank teller lol

[Formshifter]

you brown eyed mongoloid you

[Zade]

lol u gunna come fight me now?

[Zade]

thats not me dumbass. like i would ever post any semblance of personal info on this board.

[Formshifter]

nah, its already established youre scared. youve got more guns than ted nugent lol


youve got a muzzle-loading dido ffs brew

[Jimmybones]

they hate us cause they anus

[mr.miketastic]

Real ring-fighters don't pick fights outside of the ring. it's stupid and waste of energy.

[Zade]

i do have a muzzle loader, dont know what a dido is. not familiar with that term. MUUURCA

[RIP The Jacka]

sounds like a firearm with a belt-fed dildo launching accessory

would not be surprised if u had it

[Gitem]

zade is armed with the latest in surface to butt dildonics.

[Amplitude]

thats not me dumbass. like i would ever post any semblance of personal info on this board.

ah so youre a pussy

gotcha

[Steel Warrior]

Dead Madbadsad,

I'm taking a moment out of my day to explain to you the concept of burden of proof. Burden of proof, simply stated, is the obligation to prove one's assertion.

The assertion, in this instance, is that you are an accomplished MMA competitor. This places the burden on you to provide evidence of such activity. Video of one or more matches would be the most logical resource.

Without that evidence, your words are just... words. Currently, not a single person believes anything about your alleged athletic prowess. We just think you're another dumb fat guy.

You can clear all of this out with one or more videos of your might. I'm sure I speak for many when I say we are looking forward to seeing it.

Your pal,
Bump

tl;dr: got prof?

[MavstabYoudead]

bump tldr you are a moron and no one gives a shit what you post

[MavstabYoudead]

p.s. people in your guild have seen the videos and i don't have the prove anything to scrubs like you ahhaa

[Steel Warrior]

You don't have to do anything, dumb fat guy. Enjoy your beer and Thursday night television.

[Kergan]

I play EQ and drink vodka

[Sektor]

they hate us cause they anus

lawl luv dis quote

[MavstabYoudead]

You don't have to do anything, dumb fat guy. Enjoy your beer and Thursday night television.

awful at game, even worse at fq

[Fame]

Zades out because he cashed out noobs prob living that trustfund life now

[RIP The Jacka]

awful at game, even worse at fq

http://cdn.yourepeat.com/media/gif/000/004/031/a145413939c2b7fedfde06e34ea52abc.gif

[MavstabYoudead]

good one scrub.

[Formshifter]

Dead Madbadsad,

I'm taking a moment out of my day to explain to you the concept of burden of proof. Burden of proof, simply stated, is the obligation to prove one's assertion.

The assertion, in this instance, is that you are an accomplished MMA competitor. This places the burden on you to provide evidence of such activity. Video of one or more matches would be the most logical resource.

Without that evidence, your words are just... words. Currently, not a single person believes anything about your alleged athletic prowess. We just think you're another dumb fat guy.

You can clear all of this out with one or more videos of your might. I'm sure I speak for many when I say we are looking forward to seeing it.

Your pal,
Bump

tl;dr: got prof?

bump tldr you are a moron and no one gives a shit what you post

awful at game, even worse at fq

good one scrub.

mad as fuck right now lol



you wont provide a single video though. just sayin..

[MavstabYoudead]

you can find out in person why do you want a video coward

[Formshifter]

oh i dont. i just wanna see if you can actually prove it with a video.

[MavstabYoudead]

video is dated you can find out saturday.

[Formshifter]

yes but the video is still evidence. quit making up excuses madsad

[MavstabYoudead]

/yawn cya saturday

[Formshifter]

literally nothing to link lol

[Tune]

can i guest referee this fight

[Formshifter]

you can come watch, sure. shouldnt need a ref though. i'm going to stop if he taps or passes out

[Gitem]

https://icantwatchisitoveryet.files.wordpress.com/2012/08/tumblr_m8wruhs9ce1re4ne0o1_500.jpg

[Pudge]

Please make a video. And be SURE to drop some EQ speak. Talk about trakanon, fungi tunics, maybe how hot you think the wood elves are, etc. before throwing down.

Then the victor has to yell his EQ warcry, which he may forever /ooc while charging his guild into battle, in order to intimidate his enemies.

[Akalakamelee]

entrance music should be EQ theme

[Gitem]

would prefer aviaks.