BIG DOOFUS YA'LL

[PuppyKicker]

BIG DOOFUS CHECKING IN. STILL A DOCTOR - almost done with residency (2 years left).

Any of the old TZ/VZ Bros around? I have 6 months of research where i barely work at all and have some time to play EQ potentially - is P99 red worth starting? How long would it take me to level up?

FISHDICKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Stasis01]

I remember ya from VZTZ 3.0, def should come play.

[bigstuff]

1) Name puppykicker

2) claims to be doctor

3) 6 months of research which is actually playing Elf SIm.

4) 100 Percent legit

[karsten]

big doofus y'all

[Humerox]

young doctor?

[PuppyKicker]

I am a doctor 4 real. Doofus is like a dumb alter-ego I play on the garage box. I'm 30 and married.

How long does it take to level up on the box?

[Zade]

I wonder if <Young Doctors> was purged.

[Jimmybones]

depends on class but there is something like a 200% bonus atm. u can hit 50 in a few weeks of casual play without a problem

[fred schnarf]

normal people can hit 50 in a month casual

expect to be griefed at all premier leveling spots by unemployed butthurts tho

and they will be fully twinked, and you will be wearing scrubs

[Pudge]

and they will be fully twinked, and you will be wearing scrubs

Lol.

Big DOOFUS glad to hear you're still around. What did you end up going in to anyway? Was it urology? Make a newblet and group up, exp bonus is +50% per group member.

[Kergan]

40% per member + 50% flat rate I thought?

[Aradune]

Doofus is one of the best dudes to have on a eq pvp server.

I really enjoy this guy.

Pras vztz pals

[karsten]

big fishdicks y'all

[Pudge]

40% per member + 50% flat rate I thought?

Yea I think you're right. My bad.

[Bodybagger]

normal people can hit 50 in a month casual

expect to be griefed at all premier leveling spots by unemployed butthurts tho

and they will be fully twinked, and you will be wearing scrubs

and as long as you have a group in a normal range not just warm bodies to get bonus xp, and as long as everyone is willing to pvp as they should be, and pays attention and keeps invis up, you can rock twinks by surprise and fight back.

95% or better of their kills are ungeared but also unexpecting and do not fight back. Honestly though, if you keep your groups level range reasonable, and only allow healers/buffers to be OOR of your core dps, and maintain see invis, the gankers will perish miserably. I usually survive for ~30 seconds on my mage with no gear other than 55hp rings... they are pathetically used to people standing still and taking quad melee ragebringer dps. Just running around even upsets their "game"

A legit old school PVP'er should enjoy the twink onslaught. They are worth big points. Happy hunting!

[Akalakamelee]

Fungi twinks are usually super terrible at PvP. they spent all their time avoiding PvP so they could gear out low lvl characters to PvP. i embarassed "hunting" in crushbone by making the fungi+ like 200k in other gear char run 5 times before i had to zone. keep in mind here that the best gear i have is my weps on that char, my tunic is a split paw chest. lol btw unbuffed.

[Bodybagger]

I had bakingsoda rustled on my mage, eating them fire nukes like the troll bitch she is in CB lol if we hadn't had mobs on us and eaten her train, she would've died by my hand. Bakingsoda isn't absurdly twinked I don't think though... I also ha dno hp rings then, same fight with just hp rings would've been a lot better too, considering 0 armor and only 300hp before maybe. If I didn't want to be able to farm some items for myself I'd leave the mage low level for some fun and unique pvp. No one does mages... it's just a wizard with a pet at those levels *shrug*

Speaking of, Miku I got you a torch and stein last night (though I think you only need torch and broom?)

[Smedy]

hail doofus, wzp young doctor

[Combobreaker]

oh herro doofy

[Not_Kazowi]

BIG DOOFUS CHECKING IN. STILL A DOCTOR - almost done with residency (2 years left).

Any of the old TZ/VZ Bros around? I have 6 months of research where i barely work at all and have some time to play EQ potentially - is P99 red worth starting? How long would it take me to level up?

FISHDICKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Remember when you got banned and made big facebook

[lethdar]

Hail noble sir doofus, what did you end up doing your residency in.

[PuppyKicker]

Remember when you got banned and made big facebook

Wut? Do not recall.

[PuppyKicker]

Hail noble sir doofus, what did you end up doing your residency in.

Urology. Taking out dem kidney tumors and prostates.

[Not_Kazowi]

Wut? Do not recall.

I thought you got suspended once and made a Magician named facebook or something

[fred schnarf]

Remember when you got banned and made big facebook

remember when you pretended you had no playtime then joined nihilum and played 12 hours a day and got made fun of by everyone? remember when you didnt get the green scale you wanted and became forums most butthurt player?

i do:)

[Akalakamelee]

remember when you pretended you had no playtime then joined nihilum and played 12 hours a day and got made fun of by everyone? remember when you didnt get the green scale you wanted and became forums most butthurt player?

i do:)

Apparently he still is butthurt, sad really. Rage quit but still does forum quest

[Bodybagger]

oh herro doofy

call him Doofus. Doofy is weird coz that's my dogs name... short for Doofernicus

[FoxxHound]

I promise not to disturb you; whilst you clean your room~