TNF

[lite]

Regardless of whoever hosts TNF. If you actually have GM sponsorship for the event, do not miss this opportunity to finally select some terrain that isn't flat ground. All this does is require you to have a bard in order to have a chance of winning, and eliminates 90% of what factors into real pvp.

Things to consider when selecting terrain

Line of Sight structures

Places to hide

Thin walls on which to chase people

Structures that allow you to alternate your altitude



Take this video for example. I had a bard, rogues and monks on me... Had this fight taken place on flat ground, and I had no trees to hide behind. I dont think I need to go into very much detail about what would have happened. Lets just say I would have plugged 10 seconds into this video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yYkxfOSVcSM

PVP is not meant to occur on flat ground.



I support this event 100% and would love to attend. However, if it is to be hosted on flat ground Barcode myself and many other Azrael veterans won't be attending.

[Terpuntine]

http://media.giphy.com/media/RS26SZVbcRjy0/giphy.gif

[heartbrand]

scheduled pvp is about as blue as it gets

[Samsung]

scheduled pvp is about as blue as it gets

[lite]

scheduled pvp is about as blue as it gets

back to supporting variance?lal

[Milton]

good luck to everyone participating

[heartbrand]

these events just always turn into gay as fuck boring shit fests of unbalanced teams, team mates killing their team mates cuz of brain rot, ppl intentionally throwing fights cuz every1 is hoping they will win an AoN, ppl constantly attacking rezzed participants, etc. this coming from one of the most winning players in scheduled pvp history having 1v2'ed zozo and sickpuppy as a warrior to win the 2v2 sanctioned fights.

[krazyGlue]

I think we should hold this event in field of bone . Inside the Kaesora arena / area

[fred schnarf]

scheduling pvp is for people who want to pvp and not hide behind trees

[lite]

I think we should hold this event in field of bone . Inside the Kaesora arena / area

Probably the best Arena for this event. Perfect size and Includes all of the important factors.

[lite]

these events just always turn into gay as fuck boring shit fests of unbalanced teams, team mates killing their team mates cuz of brain rot, ppl intentionally throwing fights cuz every1 is hoping they will win an AoN, ppl constantly attacking rezzed participants, etc. this coming from one of the most winning players in scheduled pvp history having 1v2'ed zozo and sickpuppy as a warrior to win the 2v2 sanctioned fights.

I've never had this experience in TNF. but then again, I am good player and people want me on their teams.

The fact that a team you were on won anything is just better proof that flat ground is broken mechanic.

[Swyft]

I am personally super psyched for hosted outdoor battlegrounds. Sirken has envisioned exactly what will increase this servers population and promote more pvp. Perhaps will be lucky enough to see a restriction on open world pvp soon and instanced dungeons.

The population is growing, even though 80% of the server is one guild, clearly there is more pvp now than ever seen before. Thursday night fights will only serve to increase the population more as it has clearly done in the past.

http://www.thefinancialpanner.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/EinsteinInsanity.jpg

[Nirgon]

Love this side of BK

[Swyft]

Love this side of BK

Of course you do you only started playing again when you had a chance at uncontested pixels and have less kills than every other wizard on the server.

Will you sign my petition to remove open world pvp?

[krazyGlue]

Could even get sirken or derubael to despawn mobs in classic zones like najena or benfallen even Kurns

[heartbrand]

I've never had this experience in TNF. but then again, I am good player and people want me on their teams.

The fact that a team you were on won anything is just better proof that flat ground is broken mechanic.

have destroyed you in every 1v1 joust we've ever had, even 1v2ing you before when you were boxing Chubs 8) will 1v1 you anywhere any time. also destroyed thresh / vanco / rexx / afflict.

[Genedin]

Wasn't Thresh in red dawn? I remember you barely beat him during the crushbone PVP event and he didnt have epics. For sure was not a destruction.

[Swyft]

have destroyed you in every 1v1 joust we've ever had, even 1v2ing you before when you were boxing Chubs 8) will 1v1 you anywhere any time. also destroyed thresh / vanco / rexx / afflict.

You also needed to blow soulfire charges and traks teeth to accomplish anything lmfao cant believe you're for real, why would u think you're good worst whiny pos player on server, stick to slaying dragons.

If that bothers you let me know where you want to 1v1 Burgerking tough guy.

[MavstabYoudead]

Wasn't Thresh in red dawn? I remember you barely beat him during the crushbone PVP event and he didnt have epics. For sure was not a destruction.

if checkraise says something it must be true...

[Nirgon]

Of course you do you only started playing again when you had a chance at uncontested pixels and have less kills than every other wizard on the server.

Will you sign my petition to remove open world pvp?

No but I'll sign the item loot petition.

For the rest of you who don't know, BK has a more friendly side that also believes people are out to get him. But it is friendly nonetheless.

[Genedin]

I'm honestly not sure if that was Thresh there were a bunch of ogre warriors that got geared and quit playing.

[heartbrand]

Thresh used precision, I didn't. That's a big win imo.

[heartbrand]

You also needed to blow soulfire charges and traks teeth to accomplish anything lmfao cant believe you're for real, why would u think you're good worst whiny pos player on server, stick to slaying dragons.

If that bothers you let me know where you want to 1v1 Burgerking tough guy.

i'll 1v1 you in east commons today

[Nirgon]

Guess you can't just come out and pvp for fun then

The server won't miss you

[MavstabYoudead]

i'll 1v1 you in east commons today

just do it at the TNF?

[Genedin]

woop woop woop honor duel

please fraps and post on forums as ill probably sitting in traffic QQ

[Swyft]

i'll 1v1 you in east commons today


Time? oh and I have four clicks and wands myself so pls try your baby click Bullshit on me. Can't wait for you to blow those cheetah shoulders and learn how real players dance.

[vouss]

Didn't checkraise get smashed in a 2v2 against lite and ezpk with dekadenz and a full ivandyr hoop at his side?

[heartbrand]

Didn't checkraise get smashed in a 2v2 against lite and ezpk with dekadenz and a full ivandyr hoop at his side?

Was tune. Lite was playing regen songs and kiting, while tune was focusing on just trying to chant lite & ezpk down.

[Swyft]

Was tune. Lite was playing regen songs and kiting, while tune was focusing on just trying to chant lite & ezpk down.

So your saying you blew clicks and still lost?

[Nirgon]

Go fight him and find out

This would be the patch to do it BK

[Swyft]

Go fight him and find out

This would be the patch to do it BK

I will I'm not a pussy blue like yourself who is scared to engage in pvp against better geared opponents. I already fought Checkraise on Syft he blew a full soulfire to stay up and resorted to a trak tooth to kill a 52 wiz in rags, all the while screaming for nihilum to port in and help him lmfao. Seen by all on his twitch stream.

[Ragnaros]

not going to like heartbrand is pretty fucking bad LOL

[vinnidel]

agree with most of the content in the OP about how TNF could be improved/skilled based, but, as is, this event still gonna be more fun/different than the usual night on this holo-zerged server.

[Samsung]

As stated in the original post, the first event will be held where it has been held in the past, as it will be an easy revival transition. And, as also stated before, participant feedback will play a large factor in possible changes to the next event.

who?

[fred schnarf]

Was tune. Lite was playing regen songs and kiting, while tune was focusing on just trying to chant lite & ezpk down.

because tune isnt a team player, never was and never will be

dude is retarded and has no idea what the purpose of a bard even is

[Nirgon]

I will I'm not a pussy blue like yourself who is scared to engage in pvp against better geared opponents. I already fought Checkraise on Syft he blew a full soulfire to stay up and resorted to a trak tooth to kill a 52 wiz in rags, all the while screaming for nihilum to port in and help him lmfao. Seen by all on his twitch stream.

Well we must be doing something right cuz we mad you so mad you blew your cover in ooc.

Heh I used to stick up for this guy when he cried about loots.

Specifically white dragon shield and white satin gloves, enjoy em.

I hope you don't back down from the Emperor's challenge... watch your bind Checkraise!

Whoever wins I just hope it happens for some entertainment.

[Swyft]

Well we must be doing something right cuz we mad you so mad you blew your cover in ooc.


LMFAO blew my cover everyone in Azrael knew my voice I was Azrael on Syft you tard the minute I joined Azrael on BK the jig was up.



Specifically white dragon shield and white satin gloves, enjoy em.



Yea i guess I'm suppoused to feel grateful I got a white dragon shield when two dropped and if guild was DKP I had enough raid attendance at that point to outbid you on an aon.

[Nirgon]

seek help

[Nirgon]

nice mad edit

99% RA here @ that time and joined before you

[Swyft]

seek help

What you cant spin the fact that I had 100% raid attendance for 2 months and while other people like Cappa got full geared I got passed on the fifth set of white satin gloves to drop when they were the only fucking thing I even asked for lol.

Cmon spin doctor lets hear some moar BS!

nice mad edit

99% RA here @ that time and joined before you

Didn't edit anything I added something you mad bad sad blue scrub. Just like I did right now.

[Bodybagger]

PVP is not meant to occur on flat ground.

....but aren't the actual in game arenas all flat? I mean... how do you contest how classic that is?

You know what PVP isn't mean tto be? Rulemongering drama that has to be babysat. The entire point of pvp is that it lets players settle matters on their own by killing one another. Whoever is best at killing each other is right. Wild west shit. It doesn't matter if you are more logical or intelligent or right or wrong, it only matters if you can put me down before I skin leather. :cool:

[Swyft]

....but aren't the actual in game arenas all flat? I mean... how do you contest how classic that is?

You know what PVP isn't mean tto be? Rulemongering drama that has to be babysat. The entire point of pvp is that it lets players settle matters on their own by killing one another. Whoever is best at killing each other is right. Wild west shit. It doesn't matter if you are more logical or intelligent or right or wrong, it only matters if you can put me down before I skin leather. :cool:

On flat ground it's boring and skilless, Terrain in Eq matters

[Swyft]

terrain in EQ is very important to bindcamping

Don't drowned yourself next time you're about to die to me and I won't be forced to kill you on CR to get my YT you robbed me of by being a running lil pansy.

[Nirgon]

luv BK tho

He's my special lil guy

[Kergan]

LMFAO blew my cover everyone in Azrael knew my voice I was Azrael on Syft you tard the minute I joined Azrael on BK the jig was up.


Yeah you were totally pulling it off until that moment.

[Bodybagger]

On flat ground it's boring and skilless, Terrain in Eq matters

Yes, clearly "all being on even footing" would be a problem for people trying to have any sort of fair fight... I see what you mean... :rolleyes:

PVP in EQ is just like every other aspect of EQ, it is intended to be done with multiple players.... as if... some sort of multi-player online game where you play roles, on a massive scale.... if terrain matters so much for some people in a positive way it matters equally in a negative way for others. Wanting to have an upper hand in every conceivable way is pussy egomaniacal stupid B.S. PVP just needs to be done in larger group environments properly to negate these factors and minimize the advantages locations gives one person vs. another

[Nirgon]

They're 1,000x better than us... but not on flat ground

[Nirgon]

Yah I don't farm rags players and tell them to quit, camp binds etc

If you want something to be embarrassed about look at in the mirror and your history of sucking balls on raids, in mass pvp and spamming people with tells about loot decision tears or just how you act in general

Luv u guy, you're special

Luv crushing the guilds you join even more, god bless

[JudgementRed]

Doesn't Burgerking sit in Erudin on each Holocaust raid day waiting on naked bind YT's?

BK doesn't even want to farm people in rags, he needs them naked with no spells memmed / no gear equiped.

[Nirgon]

Yeah he would freak out over giving people real buffs on raids and cried for loot constantly too.

He's also lead his buddy Murda down the road to oblivion.

Luv him so muches.

[Kergan]

Syft, the scourge of unbuffed newbs in rags trying to farm seafuries for enough plat to buy a haste item for their alt.

[Nirgon]

My wizard who is 57 in trash and has less than 1/10th your play time

http://r99pvp.com/showplayer.php?p=Syft&ks=2

Your Wizard who is 60 and Epic'd

http://r99pvp.com/showplayer.php?p=Nirgon

Any more excuses you wish to share with us in your never ending attempt to distract people from how awful of a player you are?

Your wizard is garbage so is your shaman, especially when you are in mass pvp

I got word you brought Syft out to the big leagues with lulzy results.... wtf were you thinking coming out on something other than your shaman which is OP this patch? I mean you're horrible at that but SYFT!?!?! heh

Keep bind camping and preying on xpers in rags, I'll be in da peak toasting to da goog life and stomping all the guilds you join

[vinnidel]

anyone got the count on the amount of threads nirgon/syft have shitted up with their down syndrome nutflexing? bueller?

[Kergan]

I would like to add my name to that list thanks.

[Nirgon]

Only when I'm mana robing up from 20m after gating around my routinely victorious guild

How about crying about Mendan 1v1 challenging you then getting stomped out 1v1 flat ground honor duel?

He said it was one of the easier fights he's ever had. True story. You tried to epic click him and lost most of your buffs while casting it, then he just pelled that off and you cried. A ton.

[HippoNipple]

Syft is pretending he is BK now posting his PvP screenshots with no YT.

[Stalos_]

Heartbrand really puffed up his chest in this thread. But seems you need to deflate abit pal.

( get it, deflate?)

Your best days were when you could run around with full charged soulfire and basically turn yourself into a dragon 5k hp x5 charges.






- sidenote -

Patriots dynasty *

[Smedy]

scheduled pvp is about as blue as it gets

[Smedy]

One question?

Do you always gate at the mere site of Garbage players?

http://i60.tinypic.com/345jtpc.jpg

http://memeorama.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/hue-hue-hue-hue-gif.gif

so syft is burgerking

oh mayn

[heartbrand]

Mendan has plugged gated from me 7 times lol, only time I gated from mendan was when I got the malosini bug where you can't remove it. I'll break mendan, and any HOLO that wants a piece of me.

Truth is your all awful pvp'ers stick to dragon killing and zerging cuz you aint convincing anyone with a brain that you can pvp.

Waited in ec for 3 hours yesterday and you no showed. Man you're a pussy.

[MavstabYoudead]

Waited in ec for 3 hours yesterday and you no showed. Man you're a pussy.

we were busy killing spectres in feerott...oh nm.

[MavstabYoudead]

I asked you what time you wanted to duel, you never gave a time. You didn't even log on last night, Shook ass Holo only tough on the forums NEXT.

he was probably one of these:

http://i60.tinypic.com/dc7osi.png

[Ragnaros]

Put me in coach

[Tassador]

nope I /who checkraise'd all night he never logged on, never gave me a time on forums officially shook

Damn all night checking for checkraise you got pwned

[heartbrand]

For a pvp guild, sure seems like az is pretty proud of killing uncontested CT number 167 on red99. Of those approximately 167 CT's, az has gotten less than ten. (number not even an exaggeration).

[MavstabYoudead]

For a pvp guild, sure seems like az is pretty proud of killing uncontested CT number 167 on red99. Of those approximately 167 CT's, az has gotten less than ten. (number not even an exaggeration).

cool statistics. prof?

I quit playing for a long time and I've even killed more than 10 CTs with azrael. Hell we have two in the last month.

I love how checkraise gets called out and moves on to new topics, repeatedly.l

[heartbrand]

cool statistics. prof?

I quit playing for a long time and I've even killed more than 10 CTs with azrael. Hell we have two in the last month.

I love how checkraise gets called out and moves on to new topics, repeatedly.l

Sure. Server opened Nov 2011. Plane of Fear came out in January 2012. That's a period of 3 years. 52 weeks x 3 = 156. There have also been based on a casual perusal of the sticky posts, around 22-25 patches since then with repops. You could add in another 6-8 sim repops. So in fact, the number is probably closer to 185 CT's.

[heartbrand]

Holocaust new tactic lie, deny, distract, maybe then the new player's wont figure out how bad they are in pvp.

All a recruitment tactic, "We raid dragons all day, while getting our shit pushed in on a pvp server" doesn't make for a good recruitment banner.

Currently in EC.

[heartbrand]

You had all night you asked for 1v1, you never gave time, you never logged in. It's work time for the real world kiddo, go pretend you want to fight to someone else.

You can play tummy sticks with the other kids.

Cool, sounds like you're making excuses to dodge bluebie :)

[MavstabYoudead]

Sure. Server opened Nov 2011. Plane of Fear came out in January 2012. That's a period of 3 years. 52 weeks x 3 = 156. There have also been based on a casual perusal of the sticky posts, around 22-25 patches since then with repops. You could add in another 6-8 sim repops. So in fact, the number is probably closer to 185 CT's.

that's not the statistic i'm questioning. please list the dates of all azrael CT kills.

[Ragnaros]

Whos going to pick me tonight?

[Thrilla]

some1 pls post ss of hb on one of the TNF's always worth a good laugh ;)

[MavstabYoudead]

simmer down eldermav

ya would hate for you guys to back up anything you say...too easy.

[heartbrand]

some1 pls post ss of hb on one of the TNF's always worth a good laugh ;)

Can't blame a warrior for hiding till the end vs a bunch of bards and leved casters. Never know when the AoN prizes will be handed out :)

[Bodybagger]

Who are you? and why do you talk so blue?

I'm blue for mocking him for wanting a more advantageous ground for pvp to happen on? I'm blue for acknowledging the fact that 1v1, 2v2, small scale pvp in EQ will NEVER be balanced and some race/calss will always have the upper hand, and the game is mean to be played on a massive scale with multiple players... BECAUSE ITS AN MMORPG?

Nothing blue about anything I said. Blue is a thread saying how you want the pvp to occur in the right post for you to have a better chance at winning. How about shut the fuck up and just win by being better if you're so much better or accept you aren't the best, and just enjoy it regardless. I thought the whole point of pvp was you didn't need to use your words to solve stuff, you could use your actions, and violence was the answer to everything? Why do you guys come on here and piss and moan at one another? Go fight about it if you want to fight about it. FFS...

And none of your nerdy TL;DR bullshit. It's less than 60 seconds of reading and you worthless shits spend ALL DAY ON HERE READING AND POSTING, so STFU with the TL;DR, you guys aren't convincing anyone you are super cool with shorter responses of "you're gay" and "tl:dr" on any post longer than a single monosyllabic sentence fragment.



...tl:dr - Yall are gay, go PVP and stfu

[Bodybagger]

WTF are you, talken all this shit about doing something and throwing down on a anon forum account, I have done something for a long time here sooo before you open your mouth DO SOMETHING! I seen TNF boring as fuck watching dude go into a flat ground arena, no terrain rewards gear more than skill. Not even WoW arena's are dumb enough to be a flat ground empty square for pvp shits boring.

lol anon forum account... I'm just a nobody, that's all idiot. I just don't get all the forumquesting over it... isn't there a text based communication in game? And a global ooc channel? Why does there need to be a thread? I don't get any of it. /ooc hey lets do TNF in <Zone> instead, or get a rotation of zones going or something. So much rampant menstruation on elfsim forums... play the game in the game!

Shouldn't pvp rewards skill AND gear? Isn't gear a part of it? :confused:

Go play Destiny if you want pvp without gear factored in

[fred schnarf]

lol anon forum account... I'm just a nobody, that's all idiot. I just don't get all the forumquesting over it... isn't there a text based communication in game? And a global ooc channel? Why does there need to be a thread? I don't get any of it. /ooc hey lets do TNF in <Zone> instead, or get a rotation of zones going or something. So much rampant menstruation on elfsim forums... play the game in the game!

Shouldn't pvp rewards skill AND gear? Isn't gear a part of it? :confused:

Go play Destiny if you want pvp without gear factored in

ten bucks this is hateraid

[Giovanni]

Asburgerking,

If you are on drugs, please stop.

If you are not on drugs, please start.

Thanks,

[Not_Kazowi]

have destroyed you in every 1v1 joust we've ever had, even 1v2ing you before when you were boxing Chubs 8) will 1v1 you anywhere any time. also destroyed thresh / vanco / rexx / afflict.

Whoa bro don't throw me under the bus like that, we fueled once for fun in VP and I did extremely well considering you got hundreds more HP than me but whatever no ego here!

[Rekrul]

Whoa bro don't throw me under the bus like that, we fueled once for fun in VP and I did extremely well considering you got hundreds more HP than me but whatever no ego here!

I think its time for you to tell everyone you don't care again. No ego is not making that post to let everyone know you had hundreds less hp.

[Susvain2]

So, Redd and Papapilz make a 1k bet on the finals of the 6v6 match. I have team Gong and he has team Novus, Team Gong wins and Redd loggs immediately? Why is he welching on the bet

[Bazia]

if anyone even tried to 1v1 an endgame geared t staff monk on flat ground they were asking to get raped

[Weta]

if anyone even tried to 1v1 an endgame geared t staff monk on flat ground they were asking to get raped

yeah me and gong were last two standing in the FFA event, but i had no HT and no mana, and boy did I get wrecked, 4 tstaff procs did not help

[Steel Warrior]

I would like to act as official proxy for Bergerking. On his behalf, I express my deep embarrassment for all his actions, especially, but not limited to, the very badly executed attempt to pretend that Bergerking and Syft are not the same person, even though we all knew it was the same person the entire time. I humbly beg your forgiveness for his behavior, and ask that you please temper your judgment based on the facts that he suffers from fairly severe emotional problems.

Thank you for your time and understanding.

[Awwalike]

So, Redd and Papapilz make a 1k bet on the finals of the 6v6 match. I have team Gong and he has team Novus, Team Gong wins and Redd loggs immediately? Why is he welching on the bet

Redd says anyone want to bet 10k on fight?

Papapilz replies Redd I will bet you 1k



(nothing else was said)



you guys are delusional.

[Susvain2]

^^^

This could couldn't be anymore wrong, I posted a SS proof in the other thread.

First off, Redd said 5k. Then I said I can't do 5k, how about 1k. He replied with 5k for yoru EoE, then he offered 5k for my mithril arms and legs, then he agreed on a 1k bet.

Redd is a bet welcher. He owes me 1k Everyone saw it. Do i have to post the SS in this thread too?

[Terpuntine]

Pay the man his 1k Redd

[VictomEyez]

Big mouth BK showed up to creep into the shadows and gate before the first fight

[Amplitude]

shut up hateraid

[JudgementRed]

Did Buger-"I left holocaust due to lack of real pvp"-king actually gate out of the zone before the pvp even started?

[Amplitude]

hateraid is such a badass in elf world

must suck being 5'1 in RL

[JudgementRed]

Yes. Yes I did gate from legit GM sanctioned pvp event before it even started because I might take a pvp death.

Thanks for the confirmation.

[JudgementRed]

Sirken shouts "TNF Will Begin in 2 minutes. Prepare for ...."

assburgerking begins to cast gate.

[Sirken]

heres the TNF video from my PoV in case anyone missed it - http://youtu.be/Mn38sR8jiKw

[shydagger3]

Nooooooo ereniiii whyyyyy

Why did you take away the commentary? It's unwatchable with just the eq music playing..."

[Ereni]

Do you read?

[Jimmybones]

Do you read?

no

[SHOWITME]

what

[Ereni]

no

[VictomEyez]

You mad I didn't fall for all the holo asking me to be on their team, when you all were screaming in TS "Everyone kill BK"

Try Harder nerd

that fight was all holo vs holo basically..others watched (they didnt gate in fear)

and then they joined the other battles where you can set up your own 6man group,though you prob dont have 5 friends..

then a captain battle,yes u would have been picked and all would see what you have hyped yourself up to be..nothing.

holo and az even grouped together to fight..because those AZ that showed up came to PVP..

even exed had a group...even though he ran out of the arena and fled liek a cowardly dog and logged in his necro to cry more blubie 1v1 talk when it was 6v6.

[Doors]

no m'lady

Fixed.

[HippoNipple]

i'll 1v1 you in east commons today

It's funny when a comment like this is made to Syft. You will instantly see him start squirming, wondering why the other person has an advantage and getting nervous about the 1v1. Him talking shit instantly turns in to back tracking and fear.

[HippoNipple]

Actually I was asked by many Holo to join there group but despite your blathering butthurt your entire guild decided in TS that I would be targeted first as a whole.

Because there is no other player on the server they fear more than me.

Cry more nerd!

BTW i gated to camp the portals and 1v1'd Cyrus the epic SK who pulled a hp item to not get YT by me and rage logged off after it. Keep being butthurt I won't 40v1 you guys I'll keep killing ya'll 1v1.

In a 6 v 6 there will always be 1 player that is targeted on each team, 1 at a time. If the other team is all targeting you when you shouldn't be the strategic class to target then it would be an advantage.

[Bodybagger]

ten bucks this is hateraid

Instead of $10, can I just request you change the catbread picture to something less stupid? 100% not whoever you are guessing I am. I have rogues on both servers by this name, and played the same name live. You guys are fucking weird on the forums with the personal attacks and intense love affairs you all seem to have for one another. I could never be cool enough to fit in with that... I am just a filthy casul, though my blood runs red as they come. That's hwy my little baby scrub toons are all <FOH> not Fresh or Holo or wtf ever. I just play a game for fun in my freetime. [|]n|]

[Akalakamelee]

Instead of $10, can I just request you change the catbread picture to something less stupid? 100% not whoever you are guessing I am. I have rogues on both servers by this name, and played the same name live. You guys are fucking weird on the forums with the personal attacks and intense love affairs you all seem to have for one another. I could never be cool enough to fit in with that... I am just a filthy casul, though my blood runs red as they come. That's hwy my little baby scrub toons are all <FOH> not Fresh or Holo or wtf ever. I just play a game for fun in my freetime. [|]n|]

Pras <Flowers of Happiness> only REAL PVP guild on R99.

[Kergan]

Chewie come back

[Akalakamelee]

Chewie come back

I hope he does too. Honestly I would love to be a part of an FoH similar to that of RZ flowers on live

[Kergan]

You'd be gone dude

[Akalakamelee]

You'd be gone dude

I really don't think so pal, I have a long history for FoH.

You don't even play? why do you care?

Startin to think Kergan has a thing for me... should i be scared, or flattered?

[Bodybagger]

Chewie invited me himself, for what that is worth to you. Also how I ended up with ancient Cyclops ring at lvl 7 when I chanced upon him up with no one camping and called in a hit squad. But he probably has a soft spot for young troll SK's grinding solo in Guk and running off foreign races while trying to reclaim the homeland.

I'd almost support frogloks coming back as a playable race, just so I could kill more frogloks. And by almost I mean not at all...

[Chronoburn]

Syft confirmed boxer? http://r99pvp.com/showplayer.php?p=Syft

Deaths by Syft ..

Burgerking Holocaust Syft Circle of Tyrants Southern Desert of Ro 1.12 October 31 2014 5:40:24 PM

[Akalakamelee]

Chewie invited me himself, for what that is worth to you. Also how I ended up with ancient Cyclops ring at lvl 7 when I chanced upon him up with no one camping and called in a hit squad. But he probably has a soft spot for young troll SK's grinding solo in Guk and running off foreign races while trying to reclaim the homeland.

I'd almost support frogloks coming back as a playable race, just so I could kill more frogloks. And by almost I mean not at all...

I think those forum warriors were talking about me. Since they don't play at all and constantly ride holocaust's sack. They feel they are completely knowledgeable about how FoH works. Sorry pals, your fucking clueless. Try again.

Chewie would probably give a round of applause for getting you nerds so mad in the first place. hahaha

[HippoNipple]

I think those forum warriors were talking about me. Since they don't play at all and constantly ride holocaust's sack. They feel they are completely knowledgeable about how FoH works. Sorry pals, your fucking clueless. Try again.

Chewie would probably give a round of applause for getting you nerds so mad in the first place. hahaha

Nah he would definitely kick you.

[Akalakamelee]

Nah he would definitely kick you.

You seem to know so much about FoH. Kinda funny since you are in no way affiliated with this guild or even know how it works. Sit down and shut up nerd, your talking out of your ass.

[Bodybagger]

Replying with my same reply for 5th time in a row because that's the furthest my whit extends and that's my MO in every thread I troll while I don't actually play the game and am a proud <Forum Quest>er


:rolleyes:

Can I get the same reply from you 5 more times please? The first five just didn't teach me my lesson...

[HippoNipple]

:rolleyes:

Can I get the same reply from you 5 more times please? The first five just didn't teach me my lesson...


Wut?

[HippoNipple]

You seem to know so much about FoH. Kinda funny since you are in no way affiliated with this guild or even know how it works. Sit down and shut up nerd, your talking out of your ass.

I was tagged FoH for a good year probably.

[Akalakamelee]

I was tagged FoH for a good year probably.

Between this server and Live, probably active for 3 years or so. The total time my characters have been tagged? well.. guess it depends if my ranger on live is still tagged, then over roughly 15 years.

[HippoNipple]

I would put that on my resume if I were you.

[Akalakamelee]

I would put that on my resume if I were you.

When my job found out how awesome i am at EQ, they gave me a huge raise and i got 14 super models a week. I would drive 7 different super cars, but driving is below me, i have servants for that grunt work.

[Kergan]

Chewie would kick you for sure. I do not think he supports the use of underage girls in forum signatures or avatar pics.

[Bodybagger]

Anime characters are very much like the people who draw them. It's hard to discern the differences between the 9yr olds and 19yr olds.

Aklakamelee confirmed with me that he only observes Anime containing all adult casts 18+ punishable by law in the state of California, as per the warning that shows at the beginning of said films.

100% legit goog guy, no pedo.

https://i.imgflip.com/gwgw7.jpg (https://imgflip.com/i/gwgw7)via Imgflip Meme Maker (https://imgflip.com/memegenerator)

[Akalakamelee]

I'm not even gonna reply to that shit, your entire guild has no valid points. So you will simply sit by and make personal attacks on an open forum while the mods do nothing about it. Maybe you people should do something else for awhile, your suffering from overly immersed pixelrot.

[MEGANS LAW]

http://www.project1999.com/forums/image.php?u=12997&type=sigpic&dateline=1421601801

[Akalakamelee]

Another unwanted member of the "Akalakamelee fan club" this tool is reaching creeper status.

[Kergan]

Anime characters are very much like the people who draw them. It's hard to discern the differences between the 9yr olds and 19yr olds.

Aklakamelee confirmed with me that he only observes Anime containing all adult casts 18+ punishable by law in the state of California, as per the warning that shows at the beginning of said films.



Naw actually he confirmed its a pic of a 16 year old.

Fucking WEIRDO.

[Akalakamelee]

Naw actually he confirmed its a pic of a 16 year old.

Fucking WEIRDO.

Welcome to the fan club pal, looks like your Jimmies rustled real hard by your own screwed up mind. I lawled.

[Kergan]

Welcome to the fan club pal, looks like your Jimmies rustled real hard by your own screwed up mind. I lawled.

True or false: you are using a 16 year old girl as a forum avatar/signature?

[Akalakamelee]

True or false: you are using a 16 year old girl as a forum avatar/signature?

I'm using an anime character as a sig. So no, I am not using a 16 yr old as a sig. I'm using an anime Character. Your own perception is the problem here.

[Kergan]

How old is this anime character and what gender?

[Akalakamelee]

How old is this anime character and what gender?

Jesus dude, you need a hobby. Off my sack brew.

[Bodybagger]

How old is this anime character and what gender?

It's a cartoon. It doesn't have any age or gender. I know you have trouble seperating pixels and the real world so let me clarify further... It's a cartoon, like bugs bunny. You would be no more into beastiality for having bugs bunny avatar than a pedophile for having an anime pop culture character. He relates or enjoys this thing in some way so uses it as an avatar... you relate this innocuous avatar with a sexual fantasy, then somehow project your pedophilic sexual fantasies and inability to control then onto him... if anyone here has weird underage cartoon schoolgirl lust, it's you. You can't seem to quit obsessing over sexualizing those pixels.

[Kergan]

It's a cartoon. It doesn't have any age or gender. I know you have trouble seperating pixels and the real world so let me clarify further... It's a cartoon, like bugs bunny. You would be no more into beastiality for having bugs bunny avatar than a pedophile for having an anime pop culture character. He relates or enjoys this thing in some way so uses it as an avatar... you relate this innocuous avatar with a sexual fantasy, then somehow project your pedophilic sexual fantasies and inability to control then onto him... if anyone here has weird underage cartoon schoolgirl lust, it's you. You can't seem to quit obsessing over sexualizing those pixels.

According to the company miku hatsune is the age of 16.

[Akalakamelee]

Weird people like you are most likely why crypton future media stopping gives an age to vocaloids.

[Kergan]

No idea what you are trying to say, is it like insider pedo-anime speak?

[Akalakamelee]

Crypton future media is the owner of the vocaloid software, where miku hatsune comes from

[Kergan]

Oh, so yes then.

[Akalakamelee]

You don't even eq anymore?

[Kergan]

Sure I do.

[Akalakamelee]

Mad cause bad?

[Kergan]

I am not the one coming up in here vigorously defending my obsession with underage girls. :)

[HippoNipple]

Akalakamelee's biggest defense to being a pedo is saying you don't play eq to people that actively play a higher level than him.

[Akalakamelee]

pretty sure your strange obsession with my sig came from your complete lack of validity and extreme gargling of team holo testies. Bottom line is, your mad cause bad.

[Akalakamelee]

Akalakamelee's biggest defense to being a pedo is saying you don't play eq to people that actively play a higher level than him.

Sorry I don't neckbeard as much as you. I have to work for a living.

[Kergan]

haha, this guy

[HippoNipple]

So I either don't play at all or I'm a neckbeard? I play like 10 hours a week.

[Akalakamelee]

haha, this guy

Welcome to the akalakamelee fan club.

[Akalakamelee]

you are disgusting

Your just bad at eq and forums, welcome to the akalakamelee fan club.

[Kergan]

Is there a government website I need to register with now that I'm a member?

[Akalakamelee]

Get help dude, the pixel rot is killing your brain.

[Kergan]

What is pixel rot?

[Akalakamelee]

So I either don't play at all or I'm a neckbeard? I play like 10 hours a DAY.

Fixed

[Akalakamelee]

What is pixel rot?

Too many eq, and/or forums. Try other hobbies or games. Variety is the spice of life

[Kergan]

I'm at work.

[Akalakamelee]

It's ok, I know how important to you I am. I feel loved <3

[Bodybagger]

Kergan, how does one amass over 6,000 posts in a mere 16 months? And then furthermore how does this person pretend to be casual gaming for fun not hardcore fiending for pixels?


How does it feel to be a liar? Are your pants constantly on fire?

[Akalakamelee]

Put em out man

[Kergan]

Kergan, how does one amass over 6,000 posts in a mere 16 months?

Uh, by posting a lot?

And then furthermore how does this person pretend to be casual gaming for fun not hardcore fiending for pixels?

How does it feel to be a liar? Are your pants constantly on fire?

Believe it or not you can't get pixels by FQing. I tried to get the Duke to give me FQ dkp and it never happened.

Smilin' hard as hell watching you two newbie retards try to tag team me. Clearly you two found each other killing fire beetles or some shit and I'm happy for you, but seriously - you're jumping to the defense of someone using underage girls as a forum sig. Evaluate your life bro.

[Akalakamelee]

Smilin' hard as hell watching you two newbie retards try to tag team me. Clearly you two found each other killing fire beetles or some shit and I'm happy for you, but seriously - you're jumping to the defense of someone using underage girls as a forum sig. Evaluate your life bro.

funny you say that pal. I didn't even know who you were until you and your holo testies hugger crew ganged up on me when I made a legit post. Go drink that man shake fire giant, that's all your good at.

[Kergan]

You realize I'm not in Holo right?

[billhollins]

funny you say that pal. I didn't even know who you were until you and your holo testies hugger crew ganged up on me when I made a legit post. Go drink that man shake fire giant, that's all your good at.

Fail.....

[Akalakamelee]

You realize I'm not in Holo right?

Which is worse, since you seem to love their man milk. :/

[Bodybagger]

What is pixel rot?

Too many eq, and/or forums. Try other hobbies or games. Variety is the spice of life

I'm at work.

Kergan, how does one amass over 6,000 posts in a mere 16 months? And then furthermore how does this person pretend to be casual gaming for fun not hardcore fiending for pixels?


How does it feel to be a liar? Are your pants constantly on fire?

Uh, by posting a lot?

context... it's almost as much of a bitch as perspective. Try to find some. This thread is over... I'll see you in the next one.

[Kergan]

What?

[HippoNipple]

Maybe bodybagger thinks this pedo is a girl and he is white knighting. Maybe he is right and it is Azure after his transformation though... you never know on here.

[Kergan]

It's weird because he got all worked up over my obvious troll posts about server population.

[Akalakamelee]

Maybe bodybagger thinks this pedo is a girl and he is white knighting. Maybe he is right and it is Azure after his transformation though... you never know on here.

You.. don't even play?

[Kergan]

You.. don't even play?

Pretty much every person you repeatedly call out for not playing actually plays. You're just getting trolled over and over and it is starting to get boring because it is easy.

[HippoNipple]

You.. don't even play?

Sorry I don't neckbeard as much as you. I have to work for a living.

[Akalakamelee]

Pretty much every person you repeatedly call out for not playing actually plays. You're just getting trolled over and over and it is starting to get boring because it is easy.

You call this trolling? You have literally pulled all the stops and resorted to immature bullshit. Hardly trolling. Myself, I have used very minimal effort, and effectively pissed off multiple people. How? 1: call out holo for a rules violation (still waiting on reply) 2: watch zerg swarm you on forums.

[Nihilist_santa]

God where is Relapse when you need him to repost that depressing Azure 3 day growth wallowing in self pity pic...

[FoxxHound]

God where is Relapse when you need him to repost that depressing Azure 3 day growth wallowing in self pity pic...

So many people no longer here. Like Azure, Relapse, Fechie, Visage, and HBB. Days use to be goog.

[FoxxHound]

i liked visage

I would have put my hand in his butt.
Also; HI TOOTHPASTE!

[Doors]

So many people no longer here. Like Azure, Relapse, Fechie, Visage, and HBB. Days use to be goog.

Fechie was Visage dude was a fucking whackjob.