What constitutes as victory?

[lite]

Grats Holo on their 145th uncontested trakanon. We got the most YT, so ..


http://puu.sh/e6Akp/e63e12a650.png

Victory acquired by Azrael, leaderboard Confirms.

http://puu.sh/e6yRL/31b5cf326d.png

Lol, grats on your pixels. What time were you guys doing PD at on newyears?

http://puu.sh/e6yof/3cb37afc77.png


There's only one reason you Zerg harder :)

http://puu.sh/e6A9P/02c6c951b8.png

8v40 results Bonus
http://puu.sh/e6ApH/ba60699329.png

[Troubled]

Mad

[Stasis01]

Yeah we used to say stupid shit like that to soften the many losses we took in your shitty guild.

God it was painful.

[Eslade]

Colgate doing a 180?
http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/000/210/119/9b3.png

[Kergan]

Yeah we used to say stupid shit like that to soften the many losses we took in your shitty guild.

God it was painful.

What has become of this server when Stasis is the voice of reason.

[Not_Kazowi]

Posted at 9 am on a Monday morning. 100% unemployed

[JudgementRed]

http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/060/713/butthurt-form.jpg

[Stasis01]

I'm always the voice of reason, just not always on the forums.

[iiNGloriouS]

It's all that Nature's Prophet you play. Makes you omniscient.

[Stasis01]

<3

[Pikrib]

Posted at 9 am on a Monday morning. 100% unemployed

Come on man you can provide better rustle than this.

Put more effort into your FQ especially if you are gonna post on the forum of a game you got griefed off of and no longer play.

[lite]

unemployed and up @ 9 ? jesus

[Stasis01]

I've seen a lot of tears on Red99, but Rexx's were the biggest and most delicious.

[Sektor]

I've seen a lot of tears on Red99, but Rexx's were the biggest and most delicious.

[HippoNipple]

Getting a competing guild leader to look through thousands of posts to grasp onto some sort of significance is a start at winning in my opinion.

[Amplitude]

Posted at 9 am on a Monday morning. 100% unemployed

posted at 9am and claims he doesn't care

[lite]

Getting a competing guild leader to look through thousands of posts to grasp onto some sort of significance is a start at winning in my opinion.

Advanced search. User - Colgate / Words - Dragon + uncontested

awesome use of 2 mins

Considering you only FQ, I am surprised I had to tel you this.

[Sektor]

Anyone know who this hippo guy is? Never seen him in game before

[dontbanpls]

Pretty sure that success is determined in how many people you can convince to leave the guild with large reserves of resentment according to OP.

[Lasher]

Grats.....I guess? Want me to spit in your hand so your can jerk your self off a little more since your tears seem to not be doing the trick anymore? Not sure exactly what you want from this post

[vouss]

Jewc and Chomsky? Damn I'm smilling hard as he'll right now. You two are my boys

[heartbrand]

Checkraise Holocaust Ogor Azrael Old Sebilis 0.31 January 04 2015 5:17:48 PM
Checkraise Holocaust Ogor Fresh Dreadlands 0.42 January 04 2015 12:59:06 AM
Checkraise Holocaust Enigmatic Fresh The Burning Wood 0.04 January 04 2015 12:40:42 AM
Checkraise Holocaust Dango Azrael Trakanon's Teeth 0.00 January 03 2015 7:37:29 PM
Checkraise Holocaust Dango Azrael Trakanon's Teeth 0.01 January 03 2015 7:34:00 PM
Checkraise Holocaust Reptoyd Azrael Trakanon's Teeth 0.43 January 03 2015 7:33:48 PM
Checkraise Holocaust Dango Azrael Trakanon's Teeth 0.01 January 03 2015 7:33:13 PM
Checkraise Holocaust Gloin Azrael Trakanon's Teeth 0.24 January 03 2015 7:32:00 PM
Checkraise Holocaust Dango Azrael Trakanon's Teeth 0.08 January 03 2015 7:31:08 PM


feels good being back dunking on terrible azrael players daily. seb is off limits kids

[Dis_Still_Mornin]

Lite's hard on for Colgate is starting to get me hot tbh..

[Mac Drettj]

https://mikegattoisasweetdude.files.wordpress.com/2014/10/pig_penis2.jpg?w=300&h=225

[daasgoot]

pras #1 pvp guild on the box.

AZ recruiting pvp'rs

[Sheriff]

Grats Holo on their 145th uncontested trakanon. We got the most YT, so ..


http://puu.sh/e6Akp/e63e12a650.png

Victory acquired by Azrael, leaderboard Confirms.

http://puu.sh/e6yRL/31b5cf326d.png

Lol, grats on your pixels. What time were you guys doing PD at on newyears?

http://puu.sh/e6yof/3cb37afc77.png


There's only one reason you Zerg harder :)

http://puu.sh/e6A9P/02c6c951b8.png

8v40 results Bonus
http://puu.sh/e6ApH/ba60699329.png

1. If there is multiple YT it's contested.
2. The losers of the Super Bowl don't normally get on the MIC and blast about individual accomplishments while the other team celebrates with the Lomabardi Trophy.
Bottom line: "Try harder". "Next".

[Sheriff]

Posted at 9 am on a Monday morning. 100% unemployed

Bored at the airport.... On the clock! Pras jobquest!

[Nirgon]

Oh we slay nerds

That's why there was only 7 of you left to contest

When 0 of you are left, its not uncontested pixels, its celebrating the crushing of a toxic guild

Leave Lite and join us today

[lite]

1. If there is multiple YT it's contested.
2. The losers of the Super Bowl don't normally get on the MIC and blast about individual accomplishments while the other team celebrates with the Lomabardi Trophy.
Bottom line: "Try harder". "Next".

http://puu.sh/e6yRL/31b5cf326d.png

[mr.miketastic]

Grats.....I guess? Want me to spit in your hand so your can jerk your self off a little more since your tears seem to not be doing the trick anymore? Not sure exactly what you want from this post

[Pikrib]

Vanco tears are the best lube.


Confirmed.

[Sheriff]

http://puu.sh/e6yRL/31b5cf326d.png

10-12-2013 lol.

[georgie]

woah first mad post of the day

[Mac Drettj]

op mad looking up old colgate threads

priorities in life include touching underage children and researching elf forum posts first thing in the AM

[SamwiseRed]

Grats Holo on their 145th uncontested trakanon. We got the most YT, so ..


http://puu.sh/e6Akp/e63e12a650.png

Victory acquired by Azrael, leaderboard Confirms.

http://puu.sh/e6yRL/31b5cf326d.png

Lol, grats on your pixels. What time were you guys doing PD at on newyears?

http://puu.sh/e6yof/3cb37afc77.png


There's only one reason you Zerg harder :)

http://puu.sh/e6A9P/02c6c951b8.png

8v40 results Bonus
http://puu.sh/e6ApH/ba60699329.png

azrael known to detag before taking a pvp death. you really cant go by the leaderboards.

[gobletsmashing]

azrael known to detag before taking a pvp death. you really cant go by the leaderboards.

This idea is Not-classic ... but... neither is the leaderboard, can't they just remove the /role command and only have either anon or not-anon?

[LostCause]

http://imgur.com/SNeaLHP.gif

[Pseudechis]

Victory is in perspective. You want PvP victory, Holo wants pixel victory. everyone wins. Perfect world everyone should be happy. Only problem is that as we have more and more pixel wins, picking off stragglers is going to get harder and harder.

Mind you the current environment is like utopia. azrael happy to pick off some kills. Holo happy to kill kecleon and win pixels, the perfect compromise?

[Bazia]

Im Happy killing lots of people as well!

Keep insta plugging bros!

[heartbrand]

Im Happy killing lots of people as well!

Keep insta plugging bros!

ya i can tell, that's y u got rekt yesterday in seb by my group and had to plug even with ur train 8)

[Mac Drettj]

Im Happy killing lots of people as well!

Keep insta plugging bros!

does this imply that you do NOT instaplug?

[Platexchange]

Velious will be the gear gap that will form. 100hp/mana sv all in almost very slot with 52/39 2hnders and shit. I don't see azraels end game. Holo crootin

[Mac Drettj]

lite joined server months before kunark launch, having never played everquest before. the only thing he brings to the table is the ability to supply a full group of players with his one computer chair.

Azrael will be isolated to Kunark once Velious hits.

[Kergan]

Must be a better way to plug than I have been doing it, I control-alt-delete and kill the window but this is far from instant. I load pretty fast too so if I delay even slightly it could mean I die in PVP and my world comes to an end.

[Yumyums Inmahtumtums]

I unbuckle myself from my chair and furiously mash the top of my computer tower with my salt-swollen dickbeaters hoping to find the button before I load through.

[Pikrib]

I pull the phone cord out of the wall.

shits classic

[lite]

Must be a better way to plug than I have been doing it, I control-alt-delete and kill the window but this is far from instant. I load pretty fast too so if I delay even slightly it could mean I die in PVP and my world comes to an end.

ctrl + alt + escape

grats on ur new life

[Eslade]

I use a bat file to kill the eq process, awwww yissss.

[Tomm Selleck]

op mad looking up old colgate threads

priorities in life include touching underage children and researching elf forum posts first thing in the AM
http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=1zf69vb&s=8#.VKrnv3s5tp0

[Tomm Selleck]

also.

http://i.imgur.com/sNPUgbO.gif

[Ragnaros]

im the best player on this box

[Mac Drettj]

if by best you mean most autistic and awful

then yes

[Ragnaros]

I am best pvper on box nerd

[Mac Drettj]

I am most autistic and awful pvper on box nerd

see, word replacement works perfectly.

[Ragnaros]

retti mad he has like 10 kills on all his rmt'd characters combined hehehehe

[Mac Drettj]

i have more than 10 kills on my cleric

let alone my 12 characters combined

you should know that considering u whined and cried about me killing u in guk and the number of times flowers shit on ur blacks and faggots only guild

[Buhbuh]

I thought we went over this months ago?

Divesting Azrael until they implode is now the goal. I could of sworn we made that clear somewhere else.

Nobody wants you here.

[Farzo]

I think winning is having half the opposing guild join your guild.

[Ragnaros]

ya aka retti cant 60 pvp so he pvps on lvl 30s
let me know when all your combined kills on ur 12 characters come to even half of mine

[Not_Kazowi]

Come on man you can provide better rustle than this.

Put more effort into your FQ especially if you are gonna post on the forum of a game you got griefed off of and no longer play.

Please explain how I was griefed off the server? Epic warrior in holocaust. I quit playing BUD. Little thing called marriage and a career. No time for elf quest. But whatever makes you look cool amongst the other 100 nerds hehe


Love how upset people are when I show up randomly on the forums.

[Mac Drettj]

ya aka retti cant 60 pvp so he pvps on lvl 30s
let me know when all your combined kills on ur 12 characters come to even half of mine

been pvping nonstop since red beta

let me know once u have more than 5 months of playtime racked up

sorry plug quest at kc zoneline isnt a fun time

[Doors]

Yeah KC zoneline PVP about the dumbest thing on the server.

[Kergan]

Just put in a 1% chance every time you zone all your shit gets deleted.

Send this mofo back to the stone age you feelers?

[Colgate]

god i love winning at everquest

[Nirgon]

Yeah KC zoneline PVP about the dumbest thing on the server.

Shit's moving to seb apparently

Verix/t-staffs dropped out da ass already.

[Kergan]

Make sure to start an FKP spreadsheet.

[Barladore]

TT area PvP is far more enjoyable than KC imo

[Buhbuh]

TT area PvP is far more enjoyable than KC imo

[Mac Drettj]

too bad guild vs guild pvp is deader than ragnaros' hormonally treated shrivled tranny penis

[Kergan]

YIKES

[daasgoot]

too bad guild vs guild pvp is deader than ragnaros' hormonally treated shrivled tranny penis

its a shame indeed. if only 80% of the server wasn't in or allied with holocaust.

[Sektor]

Wait rag is a tranny? Wtf I almost met up with him.

[gobletsmashing]

its a shame indeed. if only 80% of the server wasn't in or allied with holocaust.

Need to do like what SoD did and limit guilds to 3 groups (18 players). That would help.

[Genedin]

Wait rag is a tranny? Wtf I almost met up with him.

you believe everything retti says on the internet?

[Mac Drettj]

Need to do like what SoD did and limit guilds to 3 groups (18 players). That would help.

holoone, holotwo, holothree
azrael, stupidname, stupidername

god your fail proof plan is so fail proof

[Eslade]

holoone, holotwo, holothree
azrael, stupidname, stupidername

god your fail proof plan is so fail proof

just like nihilum 2 would appear if it got disbanded. unless that's holocaust, in which case you have a point.

[Mac Drettj]

just like nihilum 2 would appear if it got disbanded. unless that's holocaust, in which case you have a point.

except you joined server a few months ago and just because the core of holo was in nihilum the same number of months youve been on the box doesnt make it the same guild

now please stop looking for pity on elfpals chatroom

nobody cares about your doctor visits

[bouncerr 2.0]

man oh man, pity reply

[heartbrand]

Need to do like what SoD did and limit guilds to 3 groups (18 players). That would help.

Are you referencing Seeds of Destruction the EQ Expac? If so raids we're 54 ppl.

[daasgoot]

"they win at zerging dragons because they have less of a life than i do, congrats"

my favorite quote.

[Drakaris]

just like nihilum 2 would appear if it got disbanded. unless that's holocaust, in which case you have a point.

U do realise many of the Nihilum power brokers quit the server for good and went to a different MMO. Vapo and Tune were the only leadership left behind and Vapo had no desire to reform Nihilum or play in a guild like Nihilum and Tune was a shadow of his former self with little desire for elf-sim.

If the GMs allowed Nizzar to come back and lead a guild and Nizzar actually wanted to come back, Nihilum would easily have 30+ members within a week. I must say one of the most interesting phenomenon on this server is that Lite and Nizzar are both the most hated/demonised people on the box, but also have the greatest following/loyalty (Lite not so much these days, some serious shit went down in Azrael).

[Eslade]

U do realise many of the Nihilum power brokers quit the server for good and went to a different MMO. Vapo and Tune were the only leadership left behind and Vapo had no desire to reform Nihilum or play in a guild like Nihilum and Tune was a shadow of his former self with little desire for elf-sim.

If the GMs allowed Nizzar to come back and lead a guild and Nizzar actually wanted to come back, Nihilum would easily have 30+ members within a week. I must say one of the most interesting phenomenon on this server is that Lite and Nizzar are both the most hated/demonised people on the box, but also have the greatest following/loyalty (Lite not so much these days, some serious shit went down in Azrael).

that was my point yes.

@retti
was never looking for pity in aim chat, just relating to the topic at hand. lava from both ends is no joke.

[Runya]

Oh we slay nerds

That's why there was only 7 of you left to contest

When 0 of you are left, its not uncontested pixels, its celebrating the crushing of a toxic guild

Leave Lite and join us today

Uncontested pixels.....this is not the nirgon I love

[Mac Drettj]

whats the difference between looting an uncontested mob and looting a mob as a prize after winning

[Drakaris]

whats the difference between looting an uncontested mob and looting a mob as a prize after winning

One is boring and a grind, the other is satisfying and provides maximum rustle.

[Tassador]

One is boring and a grind, the other is satisfying and provides maximum rustle.

Victory or energy drinks?

[Farzo]

Pl with ur druid on Blue plz Tass?

I got a level 11 Paladin there needs some levels.

[Drakaris]

Pl with ur druid on Blue plz Tass?

I got a level 11 Paladin there needs some levels.

Did you get your shaman undeleted yet?

We gotta get a mean monk/shaman duo happening bro...

[heartbrand]

let me answer the OP

what constitutes as victory? looting the mob

[daasgoot]

let me answer the OP

what constitutes as victory? looting the mob

what constitutes as victory? looting the enemies corpse.

we all have different opinions.

[Eslade]

Pl with ur druid on Blue plz Tass?

I got a level 11 Paladin there needs some levels.

let's someone "borrow" account, makes the same class on blue days later.


nothing to see here.

[Not_Kazowi]

Nobody wins in Everquest not sure how this is still being debated

[Drakaris]

let's someone "borrow" account, makes the same class on blue days later.


nothing to see here.

Don't worry, I'm going to have to infiltrate some blue Aussie guilds and drag them across to the Red side of P99.... Need an Oceanic crew here... :D

[Bazia]

all u need is BIG drazzil

[Drakaris]

all u need is BIG drazzil

Drazzil really sux at the game... can't run 10 meters without aggroing the whole zone...

Watch out for big Poohead as well... up and coming pro gamer with 1 year + of minecraft experience... surprised that name wasn't taken....

[LulzSect]

http://media.fooducate.com/blog/posts/cheetos-girl-in-bath.jpg

[entruil]

Victory is in perspective. You want PvP victory, Holo wants pixel victory. everyone wins. Perfect world everyone should be happy. Only problem is that as we have more and more pixel wins, picking off stragglers is going to get harder and harder.

Mind you the current environment is like utopia. azrael happy to pick off some kills. Holo happy to kill kecleon and win pixels, the perfect compromise?

this is the biggest reason to have item loot and makes the the cons non existant.... js... bye

[entruil]

the the the the.... =P

[Steel Warrior]

http://media.fooducate.com/blog/posts/cheetos-girl-in-bath.jpg

She's chubby, but I'd let her nibble my Cheetoh.

[red99]

Nobody wins in Everquest not sure how this is still being debated

nobody can win, but i know how you lose



quit the game, and still post on these forums 1 + years later


epic loss

[iiNGloriouS]

god i love winning at everquest

Livin in a norrathians paradise.

[Biaxil]

Grats Holo on their 145th uncontested trakanon. We got the most YT, so ..


http://puu.sh/e6Akp/e63e12a650.png

Victory acquired by Azrael, leaderboard Confirms.

http://puu.sh/e6yRL/31b5cf326d.png

Lol, grats on your pixels. What time were you guys doing PD at on newyears?

http://puu.sh/e6yof/3cb37afc77.png


There's only one reason you Zerg harder :)

http://puu.sh/e6A9P/02c6c951b8.png

8v40 results Bonus
http://puu.sh/e6ApH/ba60699329.png

Not being in either Azrael nor Holo.

[Kergan]

I guess this thread sorta explains why Azrael never really goes away...they think they are winning somehow when they are getting their shit pushed in.

[Not_Kazowi]

nobody can win, but i know how you lose



quit the game, and still post on these forums 1 + years later


epic loss

Yeah totally losing by posting on the forums occasionally while I'm killing it in RL. You realize I have an epic 60 war I can log on at any moment I just choose not to right? Good talk bro

[fishingme]

Getting a competing guild leader to look through thousands of posts to grasp onto some sort of significance is a start at winning in my opinion.

Dude has got 7k posts in 1 year. I think he's got the time. *looks at own post count*

[fishingme]

Dude has got 7k posts in 1 year. I think he's got the time. *looks at own post count*
scratch that, year and 9 months. Guess it's 2015 now =)

[Stasis01]

Yeah totally losing by posting on the forums occasionally while I'm killing it in RL. You realize I have an epic 60 war I can log on at any moment I just choose not to right? Good talk bro

Yeah but it's a shitty wood elf instead of an ogre.

[Slathar]

he deleted a 59 warrior and leveled another to 60?


huh...

welp gota to to work!
*gets in porsche and drives to hogwarts*

[entruil]

Just put in a 1% chance every time you zone all your shit gets deleted.