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Yumyums Inmahtumtums
12-31-2014, 10:56 AM
Used baby wipes today to clean my bits. In addition, I used them after the 8am turdcut.

Everything is surprisingly fresh. I used unscented so I don't actually smell like a baby.

My brother coined it as "a Mexican baby shower" - is this a thing?? Pls halp

Eslade
12-31-2014, 10:59 AM
yep, works a lot better.

Stalos_
12-31-2014, 11:45 AM
Be sure to flush them down the toilet.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2385168/London-Fatberg-weighing-15-TONNES-blocking-sewers.html

Sektor
12-31-2014, 11:50 AM
been using cotton wipes for years, they are great, make sure to finish it off with toliet paper so your ass isn't wet.

Jib
12-31-2014, 12:07 PM
I eat a proper diet so i barely even need to wipe because my feces are a perfect consistency

Pikrib
12-31-2014, 12:09 PM
I eat a proper diet so i barely even need to wipe because my feces are a perfect consistency

Jibs shit dont stink acording to him either..

Jib
12-31-2014, 12:12 PM
Jibs shit dont stink acording to him either..

ive had that conversation with people in rl before as well it really doesnt.

takes me about 6-10 seconds to drop fat log torpedo's

Yumyums Inmahtumtums
12-31-2014, 12:15 PM
I have perpetual mudbutt and usually leave a crack shaped smear on the seat because of my obesity.

Ymmv

I'm converting to wipes

pharmakos
12-31-2014, 12:35 PM
they make flushable butt wipes for adults

look in the toilet paper aisle. i like the Scott Naturals brand.

Itap
12-31-2014, 12:54 PM
Been using my kids wipes for years, feels so goog

mugien
12-31-2014, 12:59 PM
Been using my kids wipes for years, feels so goog

Eslade
12-31-2014, 01:01 PM
wipe it clean 2015.

Yumyums Inmahtumtums
12-31-2014, 01:01 PM
wipe it clean 2015.

Brilliant

LulzSect
12-31-2014, 01:13 PM
i prefer a shower after a hearty dump but wipes are acceptable replacement if you use at least 10+

Not_Kazowi
12-31-2014, 03:59 PM
http://i36.tinypic.com/16j47a.jpg

I wipe like this

Infectious
12-31-2014, 04:17 PM
http://i36.tinypic.com/16j47a.jpg

I wipe like this

Who cares. You actually play here?

Not_Kazowi
12-31-2014, 09:22 PM
Mad

Agatha
12-31-2014, 09:25 PM
i think ur all mistaking what this was.


this isnt a wipe after a dump type deal. this is a wipe after not showering for 2 weeks type deal. i can relate.

LulzSect
12-31-2014, 09:29 PM
http://i56.tinypic.com/rs7zo8.png

fred schnarf
01-01-2015, 02:34 PM
this is an amazing thread !

Rararboker
01-01-2015, 02:49 PM
https://www.dollarshaveclub.com/one-wipe-charlies

Tameth
01-02-2015, 01:21 AM
Extract the bad guy quickly.
You're a gentleman.
Be gentle.