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Yumyums Inmahtumtums
12-31-2014, 10:56 AM
Used baby wipes today to clean my bits. In addition, I used them after the 8am turdcut.
Everything is surprisingly fresh. I used unscented so I don't actually smell like a baby.
My brother coined it as "a Mexican baby shower" - is this a thing?? Pls halp
Eslade
12-31-2014, 10:59 AM
yep, works a lot better.
Stalos_
12-31-2014, 11:45 AM
Be sure to flush them down the toilet.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2385168/London-Fatberg-weighing-15-TONNES-blocking-sewers.html
Sektor
12-31-2014, 11:50 AM
been using cotton wipes for years, they are great, make sure to finish it off with toliet paper so your ass isn't wet.
I eat a proper diet so i barely even need to wipe because my feces are a perfect consistency
Pikrib
12-31-2014, 12:09 PM
I eat a proper diet so i barely even need to wipe because my feces are a perfect consistency
Jibs shit dont stink acording to him either..
Jibs shit dont stink acording to him either..
ive had that conversation with people in rl before as well it really doesnt.
takes me about 6-10 seconds to drop fat log torpedo's
Yumyums Inmahtumtums
12-31-2014, 12:15 PM
I have perpetual mudbutt and usually leave a crack shaped smear on the seat because of my obesity.
Ymmv
I'm converting to wipes
pharmakos
12-31-2014, 12:35 PM
they make flushable butt wipes for adults
look in the toilet paper aisle. i like the Scott Naturals brand.
Been using my kids wipes for years, feels so goog
mugien
12-31-2014, 12:59 PM
Been using my kids wipes for years, feels so goog
Eslade
12-31-2014, 01:01 PM
wipe it clean 2015.
Yumyums Inmahtumtums
12-31-2014, 01:01 PM
wipe it clean 2015.
Brilliant
LulzSect
12-31-2014, 01:13 PM
i prefer a shower after a hearty dump but wipes are acceptable replacement if you use at least 10+
Not_Kazowi
12-31-2014, 03:59 PM
http://i36.tinypic.com/16j47a.jpg
I wipe like this
Infectious
12-31-2014, 04:17 PM
http://i36.tinypic.com/16j47a.jpg
I wipe like this
Who cares. You actually play here?
Not_Kazowi
12-31-2014, 09:22 PM
Mad
Agatha
12-31-2014, 09:25 PM
i think ur all mistaking what this was.
this isnt a wipe after a dump type deal. this is a wipe after not showering for 2 weeks type deal. i can relate.
LulzSect
12-31-2014, 09:29 PM
http://i56.tinypic.com/rs7zo8.png
fred schnarf
01-01-2015, 02:34 PM
this is an amazing thread !
Rararboker
01-01-2015, 02:49 PM
https://www.dollarshaveclub.com/one-wipe-charlies
Tameth
01-02-2015, 01:21 AM
Extract the bad guy quickly.
You're a gentleman.
Be gentle.
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