Colgate Crowned by the King!

[Burgerking]

http://i62.tinypic.com/f2lm6c.jpg

http://i61.tinypic.com/ae35mr.jpg

[Andis]

rofl new phrase for CC

Connor Coined.

hilarious.

[Ragnaros]

UGHHH COLGATE FUCKING SUCKS

[maverixdamighty]

NEXT

[Andis]

NEXT

[Ragnaros]

NEXT

[LulzSect]

http://funnyasduck.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/funny-pictures-die-in-peace-cut-open-colgate-toothpaste-tube.png

[Burgerking]

http://www.quickmeme.com/img/e1/e1b2766fd904b4ac292fa5359a27501e80b7d34e0e9ee8d5b8 52dc05d527f214.jpg

[dustysr06]

http://www.quickmeme.com/img/e1/e1b2766fd904b4ac292fa5359a27501e80b7d34e0e9ee8d5b8 52dc05d527f214.jpg

I lol'd ^ very funny

[Andis]

http://www.quickmeme.com/img/e1/e1b2766fd904b4ac292fa5359a27501e80b7d34e0e9ee8d5b8 52dc05d527f214.jpg

hahahahaha

[Smedy]

resist soo goog atm, thank nirgon and colgate for fixing great pvp resist, blind is the biggest factor atm, shit's so classic

i kid i kid, shit needs 2 be fixed

[ExedOut]

What did i miss pals? Pras bk on wrecking that Nerd coalgate. Bet he convulsed so bad upon that death he ripped his skinny jeans completely off hulk style.. Just much more nerdish.

[Nirgon]

resist soo goog atm, thank nirgon and colgate for fixing great pvp resist, blind is the biggest factor atm, shit's so classic

i kid i kid, shit needs 2 be fixed

show me a post where i asked blind to work like this

bind camping seek help

[Colgate]

yaw i'm v upset that someone waited at my bind for potentially hours on end

[Ragnaros]

yaw i'm v upset that someone waited at my bind for potentially hours on end

1v1 GM SANCTIONED BADDY

[Burgerking]

yaw i'm v upset that someone waited at my bind for potentially hours on end

WTF LOL that was a 2v1, Mendan just left you to die

[ExedOut]

Ignore my post. I'm on the verge of suicide. Coalgate you suck you skinny faggot.

[Burgerking]

Ignore my post. I'm on the verge of suicide. Coalgate you suck you skinny faggot.

LOL don't do it man!

[Sektor]

Smiling hard knowing Colgate and his guild are slowly imploding, maybe you guy's should of just played the game instead of acting like Nihilium leadership and trying to get everyone from the opposing side banned.


P.S. Azrael is crooting, all you Holocaust pals that wanna stay on the pixel gravy train to contact Brobby/Sickpuppy.

[Bazia]

colgate good player and pal

[Farzo]

Smiling hard knowing Colgate and his guild are slowly imploding, maybe you guy's should of just played the game instead of acting like Nihilium leadership and trying to get everyone from the opposing side banned.


P.S. Azrael is crooting, all you Holocaust pals that wanna stay on the pixel gravy train to contact Brobby/Sickpuppy.

Plz take crazies stasis n genedin back and Holo will take pikrib in trade

[Sektor]

Plz take crazies stasis n genedin back and Holo will take pikrib in trade

Genedin and Stasis will be welcomed with open arms, Pikrib will stay sorry.

[Farzo]

Genedin and Stasis will be welcomed with open arms, Pikrib will stay sorry.

Confirmed for 2015 trade session.

[Stalos_]

Genedin and Stasis will be welcomed with open arms, Pikrib will stay sorry.

Woah woah who you talkin for?

[Sektor]

Woah woah who you talkin for?

Sickpuppy and Brobby our recruiting officers :)

[georgie]

holy shit 1k posts in 3 months

[Smedy]

Genedin and Stasis will be welcomed with open arms, Pikrib will stay sorry.

wha the fuck, pikrib is a huge pal, how fucking dare you

skype me with a price for me to forgive your sorry ass

[Eslade]

I agree with Sektor. we will put stasis back on his meds, Genedin will provide more pics of his wife and pikrib will stay with us while greybeard stays in holocaust receiving fewer and fewer pixels before he decides to suck some other guild leader's dick for pixels.

[Sektor]

I agree with Sektor. we will put stasis back on his meds, Genedin will provide more pics of his wife and pikrib will stay with us while greybeard stays in holocaust receiving fewer and fewer pixels before he decides to suck some other guild leader's dick for pixels.

A+ Idea

[krazyGlue]

Greybeards app was denied

[Pikrib]

I feel like a Pokemon trading card. WTF is going on in this thread?

[Eslade]

ever read "if you give a mouse a cookie"? well you have greybeard kindness and now he wants your dick in his ass.

[Burgerking]

http://cdn.meme.am/instances/400x/36914334.jpg


http://i62.tinypic.com/21ahekn.jpg

[Stalos_]

Yo you can't just jump on a float when the Azrael pixel parade comes round again dawgs.

Also not sure why genedin left but stasis surely turncoated because he enjoys killin Dragons . The act of it excites his bones.

[Red_Psyphon]

This thread is embarrassing for everyone.

[LostCause]

LOOKS LIKE YOU GOT REKT SON.

http://i.imgur.com/3t04R.jpg

[Tassador]

http://i62.tinypic.com/f2lm6c.jpg

http://i61.tinypic.com/ae35mr.jpg

Good shit broski

[Infectious]

http://i62.tinypic.com/21ahekn.jpg

LOL

[derpcake]

The excitement, I bet underpants got wet over this.

[derpcake]

Not the exciting kind of underpants though.

[Fame]

was better when there was 30 of us

[Burgerking]

This thread is embarrassing for everyone.

No it's really only embarrassing for Colgate and shameful to Holocaust members.

[Buhbuh]

I don't get how BK has so much time to respond with lengthy paragraphs almost every time.

[Burgerking]

I don't get how BK has so much time to respond with lengthy paragraphs almost every time.

http://www.quickmeme.com/img/a1/a189338fbf1df528df3ee73eac7d3fcfde67e2717591257455 5250e6d49b008d.jpg

[mr.miketastic]

http://www.quickmeme.com/img/a1/a189338fbf1df528df3ee73eac7d3fcfde67e2717591257455 5250e6d49b008d.jpg

Dude, I honestly think even Azrael is embarrassed to have you tagged. You might want to tone down the unwarranted claims of being the best shaman ever. This is for your own good.

[Stalos_]

Burgerking mellow in Azrael TS.

[maverixdamighty]

Burgerking mellow in Azrael TS.

truth.

[Burgerking]

Dude, I honestly think even Azrael is embarrassed to have you tagged. You might want to tone down the unwarranted claims of being the best shaman ever. This is for your own good.

Whats unwarranted, I have more kills than any shaman ever has, have attained a higher rank than any shaman ever has. And over 90% of my kills are 1v1's.

How about this you name your toon, and I'll kill ya, then I'll post the screenshot, then you can tell me how much I suck, k buddy.

[mr.miketastic]

Whats unwarranted, I have more kills than any shaman ever has, have attained a higher rank than any shaman ever has. And over 90% of my kills are 1v1's.

How about this you name your toon, and I'll kill ya, then I'll post the screenshot, then you can tell me how much I suck, k buddy.

My name in game is Aspergerking. I play a troll shaman who is too lazy to buff and takes advantage of broken PVP and I crow about how badass I am all of the time. You see, I am so addicted to the yellow-text that it's become the center of my world. I think that getting YT'd is the worst thing in the world, so I project that on to everyone else, so if I lose, I rage log and wose my widdle tempuh.
In all seriousness, you seem to get rustled over some illusory "honor" thing and think 1v1 makes you a good player. What makes someone a good player is not only being able to pvp, but also to work with a team to achieve an objective. When you finally mature enough, you will understand this.

[Burgerking]

My name in game is Aspergerking. I play a troll shaman who is too lazy to buff and takes advantage of broken PVP and I crow about how badass I am all of the time. You see, I am so addicted to the yellow-text that it's become the center of my world. I think that getting YT'd is the worst thing in the world, so I project that on to everyone else, so if I lose, I rage log and wose my widdle tempuh.
In all seriousness, you seem to get rustled over some illusory "honor" thing and think 1v1 makes you a good player. What makes someone a good player is not only being able to pvp, but also to work with a team to achieve an objective. When you finally mature enough, you will understand this.

TLDR but it seems that...

http://new3.fjcdn.com/thumbnails/comments/Jimmies+have+been+rustled+this+day+lol+at+all+of+_ 42e19d9471f8e9e66d6fe7636d866995.jpg

[Jib]

what does ts have to do with fq

[Burgerking]

i dont know if you suck, but I do know that you haven't fought me in a 1v1, your ss of me is bindcamping me with deluxee, and after all of your forum shittalk you backed out of the 1v1 challenge.

so again, i'm still waiting on our 1v1, and i'll give you my BCG if i lose

Last time I fought you, you drowned yourself at 5% rather than let my nife kill you. You had 3x the number of Holo there as Azrael did, and I was full life when you died.

Only a retard asks for a duel on a bard in an open zone. lol waste 8 hours chasing you to watch you run off and drown yourself again I don't have that kind of real life time to waste.

[Burgerking]

what?

if you're referring to the pvp in overthere I died to a summoning cliff golem that i had no control over

and believe me you'd lose in 10 minutes, not 8 hours

I think you may be retarded, let me introduce you to everquest. The only acceptable class for a bard to duel is another bard. You cannot kill a shaman 1v1, the only thing a duel with you would test is my patience, and the only way I could die is of boredom.

[Burgerking]

Me saying you lose = you gating out, because that's how it would end; you're a lil bitch ass *****.

Yea no shit you'd run away 80 times till I got bored and left.

http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lov0qvtzWM1qh6fqvo1_500.jpg

[Burgerking]

not really, ask romme how our last 1v1 went before he spawned zerglings

***** resorted to corner casting canni/torpor in hopes of trying to let me resist another malosini for the 15th time

You cant' interrupt me with denon's my poison is too high, you cant interrupt me with bellows I know how to return to my previous location. You can't strip my buffs, not even with a golem wand I have 4 clicks. I would golem wand you take off your mr song and you'd run away malosini'd rinse and repeat 20 times till i got bored of you and left.

If you wanted to duel people you should have picked another class besides a bard.

[mr.miketastic]

Youlath. I think Burgerking has proven the old adage: Never argue with an idiot. he will only drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

[Burgerking]

ya okay

we can test this out if you're manly enough

We already did you drowned yourself the cliff golem wasn't even on you it was on us. Learn to accept your defeats.

BK 1 Yulith 0

[Infectious]

My name in game is Aspergerking. I play a troll shaman who is too lazy to buff and takes advantage of broken PVP and I crow about how badass I am all of the time. You see, I am so addicted to the yellow-text that it's become the center of my world. I think that getting YT'd is the worst thing in the world, so I project that on to everyone else, so if I lose, I rage log and wose my widdle tempuh.
In all seriousness, you seem to get rustled over some illusory "honor" thing and think 1v1 makes you a good player. What makes someone a good player is not only being able to pvp, but also to work with a team to achieve an objective. When you finally mature enough, you will understand this.

Jealousy is a female trait.

[HippoNipple]

We already did you drowned yourself the cliff golem wasn't even on you it was on us. Learn to accept your defeats.

BK 1 Yulith 0

BK we know you have nothing going on. If you are scared of the fight taking too long set up a time limit before hand and call it a draw if the time limit is reached. That is just an excuse anyways, look at your kills. You camp bind points in towns for hours just for a meaningless kill. Not saying that is all you do but you obviously do plenty of it.

You can try to fight an active player with gear for a couple minutes one night.

[mr.miketastic]

Jealousy is a female trait.

You caught me

[derpcake]

I like how there are like 10 people disagreeing with BK, yet they are all wrong.

http://4chanmemeandmotivational.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/unique_-_just_because_you_are_unique_does_not_mean_you_are _useful.jpg?w=720

[Buhbuh]

There's a good reason Azrael doesn't come to his defense when he billows with bravado. Nobody believes him.

Good players don't have to tote it. People know. People recognize. He's defending his own narcissism, not some semblance of elfsim honor (which would also be hilariously sad, too).

[Burgerking]

BK we know you have nothing going on. If you are scared of the fight taking too long set up a time limit before hand and call it a draw if the time limit is reached. That is just an excuse anyways, look at your kills. You camp bind points in towns for hours just for a meaningless kill. Not saying that is all you do but you obviously do plenty of it.

You can try to fight an active player with gear for a couple minutes one night.

LMFAO Hippo you run from pvp every time it erupts. Literally half of your kills are from bindcamping.

http://r99pvp.com/showplayer.php?p=Hipponipple

If i see a holo naked I'll kill them because they would certainly kill me. Let's not talk like you above some sit you do more than me.

[maverixdamighty]

because he doesn't want to fight a bard in an open zone? He's right would be a boring fight. I don't see yulith offering to 1v1 him in any dungeons, or did I miss it?

[Nirgon]

If i see a holo naked I'll kill them because they would certainly kill me.

This is true.

However we're not spending our days looking for binds / sitting there for hours while the other guild raids to make a thread about it.

The comb my chest hair gif is internet gold thx 4 share.

[Buhbuh]

See?

It's deflection after deflection. At no point will he debate your initial points about Yulith. It just turns into insulting whomever threatens his vanity.

It's the most simple observation about BK, too. He's all offense. He almost never addresses a point without trying to disparage someone else in the process. Everyone sees him acting like an idiot, and you'll just never get through to him. He's insufferable. Logic is not the aim for BK. He's got to be validated.

He's

[derpcake]

BK fine community member.

Bringing pretty much everyone on server together, pras.

[Burgerking]

There's a good reason Azrael doesn't come to his defense when he billows with bravado. Nobody believes him.

Good players don't have to tote it. People know. People recognize. He's defending his own narcissism, not some semblance of elfsim honor (which would also be hilariously sad, too).

LOL before you talk all this shit remember something...

http://r99pvp.com/showplayer.php?p=Cyren

That's you lol, that's the guy talking all this trash lmfao. I care not for the respect of cockroaches I tread upon. I floss my teeth with your bones, and drink your tears like sweet nectar.

I don't care who you are in real life, Colgate because in the world of Norrath you're known simply as my bitch.

http://i.imgur.com/8GKXyc2.gif

[snufzaimoverlord]

BK tries so hard.

3 out of the 4 kills in his sig are naked bind kills.

[mr.miketastic]

There's a good reason Azrael doesn't come to his defense when he billows with bravado. Nobody believes him.

Good players don't have to tote it. People know. People recognize. He's defending his own narcissism, not some semblance of elfsim honor (which would also be hilariously sad, too).

[derpcake]

That's you lol, that's the guy talking all this trash lmfao. I care not for the respect of cockroaches I tread upon. I floss my teeth with your bones, and drink your tears like sweet nectar.

Damn right, spineless cockroaches, even those of them unemployed have not the patience to stand 13 hours at Colgate's assumed bind.

You show them all bro. A+, box hero.

[Burgerking]

Damn right, spineless cockroaches, even those of them unemployed have not the patience to stand 13 hours at Colgate's assumed bind.

You show them all bro. A+, box hero.

LMFAO Colgate telling lies again and it seems he found a sucker dumb enough to buy them lol I betcha he told ya he was alone too.

[HippoNipple]

BK good recruit repellent. Most productive member of Holocaust at the moment.

[Burgerking]

WELL BK WHY DO YOUR SCREENSHOTS NEVER SHOW THE ENEMY'S CORPSE? 2 STUPID TO USE CAMERA ANGLE?

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/273/729/ab2.jpg

[mr.miketastic]

You try too hard. -1

[derpcake]

LMFAO Colgate telling lies again and it seems he found a sucker dumb enough to buy them lol I betcha he told ya he was alone too.

From the log it seems you did like 1200ish damage in 4 nukes?

To uninformed people, that seems like a naked monk that didn't mend.

Knowing your modesty, I am sure you fought of at least 30 holocaust, taking the Colgate kill among many others, before returning to Neriak to receive your maidens.

A true king, modest and skillful. Shamans haven't received love in years, and despite numerous top end-hardcore beardnecks, you are still amongst the top 73 on the leaderboard.

Burgerking Stark!

[Jib]

its my birfday today

[Burgerking]

From the log it seems you did like 1200ish damage in 4 nukes?


lol 1200ish try 1535 in that screenshot alone on top of a nife. Learn to count.

[Burgerking]

its my birfday today

Happy Birthday

[HippoNipple]

LMFAO Hippo you run from pvp every time it erupts. Literally half of your kills are from bindcamping.

http://r99pvp.com/showplayer.php?p=Hipponipple

If i see a holo naked I'll kill them because they would certainly kill me. Let's not talk like you above some sit you do more than me.

I wasn't saying it is wrong to kill people. Just saying you obviously have the time to do a 1v1. You sit for hours on end looking for naked kills in town.

[derpcake]

lol 1200ish try 1535 in that screenshot alone on top of a nife. Learn to count.

So like an unbuffed ungeared monk that doesn't use mend?

Fierce battle, can you share more details?

[Burgerking]

I wasn't saying it is wrong to kill people. Just saying you obviously have the time to do a 1v1. You sit for hours on end looking for naked kills in town.

Hours lol dude I'm barely on.

[Pikrib]

i'll fight you indoors but no bcg on the line (8

I'll fight you indoors for your BCG.

p.s.
I might just be the shittiest equipped lvl 60 shaman on the server, and i'm missing Bane of Nife.

[Pikrib]

I couldn't bring myself to ever hit you pikrib.

That would make it an easy win for me wouldn't it. lets do it!

[Nirgon]

Watched BK wandering around lost in mass pvp

Dunno if it was Lite's directions or he wasn't near a bind point and got scared

[Burgerking]

Watched BK wandering around lost in mass pvp

Dunno if it was Lite's directions or he wasn't near a bind point and got scared

lol was 70 you vs our 20

[Awwalike]

1v1 me yulith

[Andis]

1v1 me yulith

think hes scared tbh