How to cook a steak without a grill

[Portasaurus]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdnQ0nO3AcY

[Glenzig]

I hope he makes a video about how he keeps his kitchen so neat and tidy. Mine is never that clean.

[Bardalicious]

Old. :o

[Whirled]

u rich people and your different rooms.

[Sikorsky]

Don't do this, it's probably lizard meat! (Not that theres anything wrong with that.)

[Millburn]

Just get an electronic meat thermometer, they're cheap as well. Sear your steak in a pan, get it all nice and caramelized and then tuck it in an oven and heat it slowly to the right temperature. Perfect medium rare steak every time.

[MrSparkle001]

Just get an electronic meat thermometer, they're cheap as well. Sear your steak in a pan, get it all nice and caramelized and then tuck it in an oven and heat it slowly to the right temperature. Perfect medium rare steak every time.

But you miss that toilety goodness.

[iruinedyourday]

this is amazing

[Yumyums Inmahtumtums]

A trick learned while working in the restaurant business.

Sear one side of the steak. Give it good grill marks. Don't overdo it.

Flip it over. This is he magic side. Use the juices that come up as an indicator of how the meat is cooking. Here are the stages the steak will go through indicating it's readiness.

Cooked for a little time, no blood has come through the seared layer yet = rare.
Blood starts to seep through - medium rare.
Blood has come through for a bit now - medium.
Blood is slowing down - medium well.
Blood stops - well done.

The only time it's failed was when I second guessed it.

[myriverse]

^ That's pretty much how mama taught me.

[Kimm Bare|y]

How do people live like this?

[citizen1080]

I just hope they never breed. I realize its meant to be a joke...but someone owns that shit hole of a house.

[Bardalicious]

A trick learned while working in the restaurant business.

Sear one side of the steak. Give it good grill marks. Don't overdo it.

Flip it over. This is he magic side. Use the juices that come up as an indicator of how the meat is cooking. Here are the stages the steak will go through indicating it's readiness.

Cooked for a little time, no blood has come through the seared layer yet = rare.
Blood starts to seep through - medium rare.
Blood has come through for a bit now - medium.
Blood is slowing down - medium well.
Blood stops - well done.

The only time it's failed was when I second guessed it.

http://www.simplyrecipes.com/m/recipes/the_finger_test_to_check_the_doneness_of_meat/

This is how a majority of seasoned chefs check doneness in my experience.

Not to say your method is wrong if it works for you.

[iruinedyourday]

I cant wait to have guests and try this method of thawing out.

[MrSparkle001]

http://www.simplyrecipes.com/m/recipes/the_finger_test_to_check_the_doneness_of_meat/

This is how a majority of seasoned chefs check doneness in my experience.

Not to say your method is wrong if it works for you.

Yeah I use the pressure method. I do it with tongs (never forks, don't pierce that meat!) and can get a pretty accurate indication just by how springy or tough it is.

[Portasaurus]

toilety goodness

Guys.

This thread is the NUMBER 5 google search result for "toilety goodness (https://www.google.com/?gws_rd=ssl#safe=off&q=%22toilety+goodness%22)"

I'll bet if we say toilety goodness a few more times we can get the gold!

Cmon guys LET'S DO IT!!!

#ToiletyGoodness

#TG2014

http://i.imgur.com/lx9sBPM.jpg

[Yumyums Inmahtumtums]

http://www.simplyrecipes.com/m/recipes/the_finger_test_to_check_the_doneness_of_meat/

This is how a majority of seasoned chefs check doneness in my experience.

Not to say your method is wrong if it works for you.

True enough. I never found it really accurate though and was difficult when you had 15 cuts of meat on the grill all in differing stages on done ness.

Ymmv though.

[Portasaurus]

#2!!!

Let's hear it for toilety goodness!!!

Before long this thread will be the web's world's most foremost resource for all things toilety goodness related!

In closing, toilety goodness and god bless

[iruinedyourday]

This video gave me food poisoning.

[JackFlash]

I always organize my grill into regions of meat temps for high volume. Find the hottest to coolest parts of the grill and put well > rare in those areas. The hand method for checking is stupid IMO. Not everyone has the same hand etc.....only true way is to use that thermometer.

More importantly, let your meat rest and account for carry over cooking. Especially on big cuts. It will continue to cook and rise 5 deg. or more from the temp you took when you pulled it out.

Oh yeah, Toilety Goodness.

[BurgyK]

You can heat up a cast iron pan in the oven on broil, then put it on stove top with burner going, add olive oil... 2 min on each side 2 min on broil in oven. perfect medium rare every time. lots of smoke though. and meat cant be thin sliced

[iruinedyourday]

^^ is a good method, but i find thawing it with tiolet paper on the toilet is the best

[Portasaurus]

^^ is a good method, but i find thawing it with tiolet paper on the toilet is the best

This thread is full of amazing advice

Also toilety goodness

Plenty of toilety goodness in this thread.

Toilety

Goodness

[citizen1080]

This thread is full of amazing advice

Also toilety goodness

Plenty of toilety goodness in this thread.

Toilety

Goodness

You know its a choice steak when it gives you herpes

[Portasaurus]

Positive tendencies of toilet-like origin!

[Portasaurus]

You know its a choice steak when it gives you herpes

#worthit

[JackFlash]

You know its a choice steak when it gives you herpes

#notasrareasyouthink

[FoxxHound]

I love rare steak.

[JackFlash]

btw we are #1 result for toilety goodness

[Bardalicious]

steak smothered underwear

[MrSparkle001]

btw we are #1 result for toilety goodness

Lol wtf?? Woohoo we are #1!

[Portasaurus]

http://i.imgur.com/vjhJAzv.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/PCnT4l2.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/qoGbdsT.jpg

[Portasaurus]

Folks,

Through this outstanding team effort, we have changed the entire course of internet history!

I would like to specifically thank JackFlash, iruinedyourday, citizen1080 and most of all MrSparkle001 for pioneering this, the internet's NUMBER ONE toilety goodness resource. We could not have done this if not for your bold application of this fantastic pairing of words.

I mean, when we started this journey just a couple days ago, we were nowhere on the internet's toilety goodness radar. Enter MrSparkle001 and BOOM: 5th place and turtling our way forward. Added some more toilety goodness and we were going #2 in no time!

I wake up today, and to my delight I see that we did it!! We went number two and number one in the same day!!

Now that's what I call some good old fashioned toilety goodness!

Great job, team! Take the rest of the year off!

[Yumyums Inmahtumtums]

Folks,

Through this outstanding team effort, we have changed the entire course of internet history!

I would like to specifically thank JackFlash, iruinedyourday, citizen1080 and most of all MrSparkle001 for pioneering this, the internet's NUMBER ONE toilety goodness resource. We could not have done this if not for your bold application of this fantastic pairing of words.

I mean, when we started this journey just a couple days ago, we were nowhere on the internet's toilety goodness radar. Enter MrSparkle001 and BOOM: 5th place and turtling our way forward. Added some more toilety goodness and we were going #2 in no time!

I wake up today, and to my delight I see that we did it!! We went number two and number one in the same day!!

Now that's what I call some good old fashioned toilety goodness!

Great job, team! Take the rest of the year off!

It's beautiful