A shadowed man - They outrunning lvl 60 selos+drums bard

[Snackies]

Patch must have kicked their dog :D

Zone: Innothule Swamp
Mob: A shadowed man
Location: Wherever Swamp Pots Take You

Situation: Sat under shadowed men to camp, they aggro cuz I'm bad, I can't run away from them with selos speed

Snippit of client logs below:
[Wed Dec 03 05:38:25 2014] You have entered Innothule Swamp.
[Wed Dec 03 05:38:28 2014] You must be sitting to prepare to camp.
[Wed Dec 03 05:38:35 2014] You must be sitting to prepare to camp.
[Wed Dec 03 05:38:36 2014] It will take you about 30 seconds to prepare your camp.
[Wed Dec 03 05:38:37 2014] A shadowed man tries to pierce YOU, but YOUR magical skin absorbs the blow!
[Wed Dec 03 05:38:37 2014] A shadowed man tries to bash YOU, but YOUR magical skin absorbs the blow!
[Wed Dec 03 05:38:37 2014] A shadowed man tries to hit YOU, but YOUR magical skin absorbs the blow!
[Wed Dec 03 05:38:37 2014] A shadowed man tries to bash YOU, but YOUR magical skin absorbs the blow!
[Wed Dec 03 05:38:37 2014] The shimmer of runes fade.
[Wed Dec 03 05:38:37 2014] A shadowed man hits YOU for 3 points of damage.
[Wed Dec 03 05:38:37 2014] You abandon your preparations to camp.
[Wed Dec 03 05:38:37 2014] You are stunned!
[Wed Dec 03 05:38:37 2014] A shadowed man bashes YOU for 9 points of damage.
[Wed Dec 03 05:38:37 2014] A shadowed man hits YOU for 50 points of damage.
[Wed Dec 03 05:38:37 2014] A shadowed man bashes YOU for 6 points of damage.
[Wed Dec 03 05:38:37 2014] A shadowed man hits YOU for 2 points of damage.
[Wed Dec 03 05:38:37 2014] A shadowed man bashes YOU for 12 points of damage.
[Wed Dec 03 05:38:37 2014] A shadowed man hits YOU for 2 points of damage.
[Wed Dec 03 05:38:37 2014] A shadowed man bashes YOU for 10 points of damage.
[Wed Dec 03 05:38:37 2014] A shadowed man hits YOU for 14 points of damage.
[Wed Dec 03 05:38:37 2014] A shadowed man bashes YOU for 6 points of damage.
[Wed Dec 03 05:38:37 2014] A shadowed man hits YOU for 38 points of damage.
[Wed Dec 03 05:38:37 2014] A shadowed man bashes YOU for 7 points of damage.
[Wed Dec 03 05:38:38 2014] A shadowed man tries to slash YOU, but misses!
[Wed Dec 03 05:38:38 2014] A shadowed man tries to bash YOU, but misses!
[Wed Dec 03 05:38:38 2014] A shadowed man tries to hit YOU, but misses!
[Wed Dec 03 05:38:38 2014] A shadowed man tries to bash YOU, but misses!
[Wed Dec 03 05:38:39 2014] You are unstunned.
[Wed Dec 03 05:38:41 2014] a shadowed man begins to cast a spell.
[Wed Dec 03 05:38:41 2014] A shadowed man tries to hit YOU, but misses!
[Wed Dec 03 05:38:41 2014] A shadowed man tries to slash YOU, but misses!
[Wed Dec 03 05:38:41 2014] A shadowed man tries to pierce YOU, but misses!
[Wed Dec 03 05:38:41 2014] A shadowed man hits YOU for 2 points of damage.
[Wed Dec 03 05:38:41 2014] A shadowed man tries to hit YOU, but misses!
[Wed Dec 03 05:38:41 2014] A shadowed man tries to hit YOU, but misses!
[Wed Dec 03 05:38:41 2014] A shadowed man tries to hit YOU, but misses!
[Wed Dec 03 05:38:41 2014] A shadowed man tries to hit YOU, but misses!
[Wed Dec 03 05:38:41 2014] A shadowed man tries to hit YOU, but misses!
[Wed Dec 03 05:38:41 2014] A shadowed man tries to hit YOU, but misses!
[Wed Dec 03 05:38:41 2014] A shadowed man tries to hit YOU, but misses!
[Wed Dec 03 05:38:41 2014] A shadowed man tries to hit YOU, but misses!
[Wed Dec 03 05:38:42 2014] a shadowed man begins to cast a spell.
[Wed Dec 03 05:38:42 2014] a shadowed man begins to cast a spell.
[Wed Dec 03 05:38:43 2014] Your feet move faster.
[Wed Dec 03 05:38:44 2014] Your eyes stop tingling.
[Wed Dec 03 05:38:44 2014] A shadowed man tries to hit YOU, but misses!
[Wed Dec 03 05:38:44 2014] A shadowed man tries to hit YOU, but misses!
[Wed Dec 03 05:38:44 2014] A shadowed man tries to hit YOU, but misses!
[Wed Dec 03 05:38:44 2014] A shadowed man tries to hit YOU, but misses!
[Wed Dec 03 05:38:44 2014] A shadowed man tries to slash YOU, but misses!
[Wed Dec 03 05:38:44 2014] A shadowed man hits YOU for 9 points of damage.
[Wed Dec 03 05:38:44 2014] A shadowed man tries to hit YOU, but misses!
[Wed Dec 03 05:38:44 2014] A shadowed man tries to hit YOU, but misses!
[Wed Dec 03 05:38:45 2014] You resist the Smite spell!
[Wed Dec 03 05:38:45 2014] You resist the Smite spell!
[Wed Dec 03 05:38:46 2014] a shadowed man begins to cast a spell.
[Wed Dec 03 05:38:47 2014] You think you are heading East.
[Wed Dec 03 05:38:48 2014] a shadowed man begins to cast a spell.
[Wed Dec 03 05:38:49 2014] You resist the Smite spell!
[Wed Dec 03 05:38:49 2014] Your feet move faster.
[Wed Dec 03 05:38:50 2014] a shadowed man begins to cast a spell.
[Wed Dec 03 05:38:51 2014] You think you are heading South.
[Wed Dec 03 05:38:53 2014] You think you are heading West.
[Wed Dec 03 05:38:54 2014] The spirit of wolf leaves you.
[Wed Dec 03 05:38:55 2014] A shadowed man tries to hit YOU, but misses!
[Wed Dec 03 05:38:55 2014] A shadowed man tries to bash YOU, but misses!
[Wed Dec 03 05:38:55 2014] A shadowed man tries to hit YOU, but misses!
[Wed Dec 03 05:38:55 2014] A shadowed man tries to bash YOU, but misses!
[Wed Dec 03 05:38:55 2014] A shadowed man tries to slash YOU, but misses!
[Wed Dec 03 05:38:55 2014] A shadowed man tries to bash YOU, but misses!
[Wed Dec 03 05:38:55 2014] A shadowed man tries to hit YOU, but misses!
[Wed Dec 03 05:38:55 2014] A shadowed man tries to kick YOU, but misses!
[Wed Dec 03 05:38:55 2014] A shadowed man hits YOU for 7 points of damage.
[Wed Dec 03 05:38:55 2014] A shadowed man tries to bash YOU, but misses!
[Wed Dec 03 05:38:55 2014] A shadowed man tries to hit YOU, but misses!
[Wed Dec 03 05:38:55 2014] A shadowed man tries to bash YOU, but misses!
[Wed Dec 03 05:38:55 2014] Your feet move faster.
[Wed Dec 03 05:38:58 2014] a shadowed man begins to cast a spell.
[Wed Dec 03 05:38:58 2014] You are thirsty.
[Wed Dec 03 05:38:58 2014] You are out of drink.
[Wed Dec 03 05:38:58 2014] a shadowed man begins to cast a spell.
[Wed Dec 03 05:39:00 2014] You resist the Smite spell!
[Wed Dec 03 05:39:00 2014] You resist the Root spell!
[Wed Dec 03 05:39:01 2014] Your feet move faster.
[Wed Dec 03 05:39:03 2014] a shadowed man begins to cast a spell.
[Wed Dec 03 05:39:06 2014] You think you are heading West.
[Wed Dec 03 05:39:07 2014] You slow down.
[Wed Dec 03 05:39:07 2014] Your feet move faster.
[Wed Dec 03 05:39:08 2014] a shadowed man begins to cast a spell.
[Wed Dec 03 05:39:10 2014] You resist the Root spell!
[Wed Dec 03 05:39:13 2014] Your feet move faster.
[Wed Dec 03 05:39:15 2014] a shadowed man begins to cast a spell.
[Wed Dec 03 05:39:17 2014] You resist the Smite spell!
[Wed Dec 03 05:39:17 2014] a shadowed man begins to cast a spell.
[Wed Dec 03 05:39:19 2014] Your feet move faster.
[Wed Dec 03 05:39:20 2014] You resist the Root spell!
[Wed Dec 03 05:39:21 2014] a shadowed man begins to cast a spell.
[Wed Dec 03 05:39:23 2014] You resist the Root spell!
[Wed Dec 03 05:39:25 2014] Your song ends.
[Wed Dec 03 05:39:25 2014] Your feet move faster.
[Wed Dec 03 05:39:28 2014] You feel protected from magic.
[Wed Dec 03 05:39:29 2014] Your song ends.
[Wed Dec 03 05:39:30 2014] A shadowed man hits YOU for 2 points of damage.
[Wed Dec 03 05:39:30 2014] A shadowed man tries to bash YOU, but misses!
[Wed Dec 03 05:39:30 2014] A shadowed man tries to hit YOU, but misses!
[Wed Dec 03 05:39:30 2014] A shadowed man tries to kick YOU, but misses!
[Wed Dec 03 05:39:30 2014] A shadowed man tries to slash YOU, but misses!
[Wed Dec 03 05:39:30 2014] A shadowed man slashes YOU for 2 points of damage.
[Wed Dec 03 05:39:30 2014] A shadowed man tries to bash YOU, but misses!
[Wed Dec 03 05:39:30 2014] A shadowed man tries to hit YOU, but misses!
[Wed Dec 03 05:39:30 2014] A shadowed man tries to kick YOU, but misses!
[Wed Dec 03 05:39:30 2014] A shadowed man tries to hit YOU, but misses!
[Wed Dec 03 05:39:30 2014] A shadowed man tries to bash YOU, but misses!
[Wed Dec 03 05:39:30 2014] A shadowed man tries to hit YOU, but misses!
[Wed Dec 03 05:39:30 2014] A shadowed man tries to hit YOU, but misses!
[Wed Dec 03 05:39:30 2014] A shadowed man tries to bash YOU, but misses!
[Wed Dec 03 05:39:30 2014] a shadowed man begins to cast a spell.
[Wed Dec 03 05:39:31 2014] A shadowed man tries to hit YOU, but misses!
[Wed Dec 03 05:39:31 2014] A shadowed man tries to hit YOU, but misses!
[Wed Dec 03 05:39:31 2014] A shadowed man tries to bash YOU, but misses!
[Wed Dec 03 05:39:31 2014] A shadowed man tries to hit YOU, but misses!
[Wed Dec 03 05:39:31 2014] A shadowed man tries to bash YOU, but misses!
[Wed Dec 03 05:39:31 2014] A shadowed man tries to hit YOU, but YOU dodge!
[Wed Dec 03 05:39:31 2014] A shadowed man tries to bash YOU, but misses!
etc, etc

[Nirgon]

This is classic actually

[Ele]

Can't escape the shadow!

[Erati]

man time to retire Snackxaphone the day you cant out run a shadowed man

amirite?

[Snackies]

man time to retire Snackxaphone the day you cant out run a shadowed man

amirite?

I torture that mustache - people just expect him to log in and run face-first at mobs! D:

This is classic actually

Works for me then! I didn't see it in the patch notes/wasn't particularly expecting it so figured it would have been worth bringing it up.

[Daldaen]

I'm surprised Snacks doesn't have a Mage Epic bug report for its lack of mustache...

[alsa]

from my rusty memory shadowman doesn't "run" they teleport right at you. So there's no way to out run them at any speed.

[koros]

from my rusty memory shadowman doesn't "run" they teleport right at you. So there's no way to out run them at any speed.

They run. It's just really fast.