the beard though, it is strong....= yes (juicy IRL info)

[Farzo]

A convo I had with my missus yesterday:

http://i.imgur.com/UTvTOCH.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/362ZKN1.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/7tLLC0d.jpg



So boys marry em before you bald.




















(P.s. I double checked that no overtly RL shit was given considering the sickos like Quido around who "just punch peoples IRL details in to google." Sorry to disappoint.

[Slathar]

fat australian writing paragraphs while girl repeatedly sends one word please-stop-texting-me replies













diabetes

[Fame]

fat australian writing paragraphs while girl repeatedly sends one word please-stop-texting-me replies













diabetes

[Xerxez]

fat australian writing paragraphs while girl repeatedly sends one word please-stop-texting-me replies




Was seriously thinking this is in my head the entire time reading his convo








diabetes

[quido]

nice shirt

[Xerxez]

Phone somehow managed to put that into the middle of your quote. Oops

[Super Hater]

Didnt read, but looks like possibly the worst thread of next year.

[Sektor]

Farzo your posts are so bad man lol just stop.

[Samhain]

confirmed beta

[Drakaris]

That beard is epic, you going to turn into a mo for movember?

[Farzo]

That beard is epic, you going to turn into a mo for movember?

Nay going a hill billy beard..so going 2-3 inch's of growth. (Trimmed but so its neat).


And PS balding is a serious issue and should not be laughed at. I opened 2 u about my balding state and I got flamed.

I cried.

[Mac Drettj]

Pras it

[Eslade]

There are times when something is so bad that it becomes good.


This thread isn't one of those times. Please uninstall your browser and throw your hard drive in the garbage. Maybe at for to your tower.

[Smedy]

http://pikof.com/di/E358/its-time-to-stop-posting.jpg

[yevea]

post more text messages conversations between you and irl people

[Recycled Children]

That beard is weak brah.

[Burgerking]

A convo I had with my missus yesterday:

http://i.imgur.com/UTvTOCH.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/362ZKN1.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/7tLLC0d.jpg



So boys marry em before you bald.


Jersey tip to dating, 14 seconds after I evacuated my demons I turn to the girl and say "You're still here?"

No matter how cool, hot, or great of a girl she is, it will literally take a restraining order to get rid of her after that.

















(P.s. I double checked that no overtly RL shit was given considering the sickos like Quido around who "just punch peoples IRL details in to google." Sorry to disappoint.

[Burgerking]

Bah typed that in the quote!


Jersey tip to dating, 14 seconds after I evacuated my demons I turn to the girl and say "You're still here?"

No matter how cool, hot, or great of a girl she is, it will literally take a restraining order to get rid of her after that.

[Juhstin]

fat australian writing paragraphs while girl repeatedly sends one word please-stop-texting-me replies













diabetes

[eskimospy]

fat australian writing paragraphs while girl repeatedly sends one word please-stop-texting-me reply

Lol spot on

[Pikrib]

http://i.imgur.com/1p4lxN6.jpg

Is Virgin your title or description? Hard to tell from this conversation.

[Eslade]

The real question is why this obese, bearded, balding faggot hasn't married the one woman that still thinks that he's straight?

[Burgerking]

The real question is why this obese, bearded, balding faggot hasn't married the one woman that still thinks that he's straight?

Can we have a single RnF without you calling someone a faggot? I mean for a guy who spends his online time on his knee's face to dick infront of Az, you sure do call a lot of other people fags.

You a republican by any chance?

[Nirgon]

Virgin Mobile is a cell phone carrier

Just make a single thread for just you guys to duke it out.

Or make a poll of "who cares" and see how votes go.

Harrison levels of forumquesting going on between you guys.

[Stasis01]

So you're fat, rejected by women, and stupid because you don't know any of this.

Yep my mental image of you was spot on.

[Burgerking]

Virgin Mobile is a cell phone carrier

Just make a single thread for just you guys to duke it out.

Or make a poll of "who cares" and see how votes go.

Harrison levels of forumquesting going on between you guys.

LOL I don't even know who Harrison is, but calm down i won't be shitting up any more threads I prayed to Goddess Ignora.

[karsten]

http://pikof.com/di/E358/its-time-to-stop-posting.jpg

[Eslade]

LOL I don't even know who Harrison is, but calm down i won't be shitting up any more threads I prayed to Goddess Ignora.

Cool that's twice.
Faggot.

[Pikrib]

Virgin Mobile is a cell phone carrier

Just make a single thread for just you guys to duke it out.

Or make a poll of "who cares" and see how votes go.

Harrison levels of forumquesting going on between you guys.

I was just trolling I know what Virgin mobile is. I'm bald and have to shave my head + recently found gray hair in my beard. "Who cares" :D

I think having too many people in your guild is stressin ya out or somthing. :(

Holo crootin PST Nirgon for invite.

[Yumyums Inmahtumtums]

This is almost as good as that samwise thread where I had to click spoiler alert 36 times to find out I'm a faggot.

Gj!

[Burgerking]

Holo crootin PST Nirgon for invite.

Thx man nothing live free advertising!

[Burgerking]

Thx man nothing live free advertising!

*like

[no chewie dont]

secondhand embarressed over here
seek help op

[Super Hater]

Holy shit. Actually read the post this time. You're bleeding with self pity and she senses it right off the bat. When a bitch like that is extremely short with you after calling you out on not being responsible for your own appearances, It might be time to stop texting her.


Just sayin. WSHH you well buddy.

[Super Hater]

Wish*

[LostCause]

Nice acne scars.

[HippoNipple]

I fucking hated that OP

[Farzo]

Thanks for the support.... I feel much better now.
My self esteem is very low after the many battering responses here but I have held myself together.

Next thread will be about my small penis.

[Super Hater]

"Clean"

[Kergan]

Just got around to reading this. Apparently Virgin mobile is for actual virgins?

[pingpong]

we need a special needs forum where eslade burgerking/syft andis farzo drakar colgate can circle jerk till kingdom come

[Eslade]

we need a special needs forum where eslade burgerking/syft andis farzo drakar colgate can circle jerk till kingdom come

Isn't that RnF?

[Farzo]

we need a special needs forum where eslade burgerking/syft andis farzo drakar colgate can circle jerk till kingdom come

Okay Casey.

[Farzo]

I get my gf to wear a strap-on then pound her from behind while stroking said strap on.

Does this make me a homosexual? Or a heterosexual with homosexual tendencies?

[Slathar]

every post is cringe worthy. this guy is very not normal and uncool in every way





p.s. my tailoring skill is far more valuable than a relationship with a human woman.

[hagard]

well this is embarrassing

[Burgerking]

we need a special needs forum where eslade burgerking/syft andis farzo drakar colgate can circle jerk till kingdom come

Syft hasnt been ingame or on forums for like over a month since he got pussy whipped, but he is still mentioned 10x a day or more on forums

lol what did he do to you guys?

[Farzo]

every post is cringe worthy. this guy is very not normal and uncool in every way





p.s. my tailoring skill is far more valuable than a relationship with a human woman.

Lol u know shits fucked when Slather is calling it not normal.

[Farzo]

Syft hasnt been ingame or on forums for like over a month since he got pussy whipped, but he is still mentioned 10x a day or more on forums

lol what did he do to you guys?

Ping-pong is Casey. Enough said.

[Burgerking]

Ping-pong is Casey. Enough said.

I have no clue who Casey is in-game or on boards, never heard of the guy before.

[jeffd]

let's all be real here for a sec tho bros

2 his credit, op has some modicum of a functioning social life that includes an s.o.

meanwhile yall spending every fri/sat night playing rpgs for 10+ hrs

just some perspective 4 u all, mustard keeps it real

[Casey VII]

naw


p.s. farzo you're an embarrassing person

[Archalen]

I think he is trolling.

Sorry it took a bluebie to enlighten you.

[dustysr06]

chick does sound completely uninterested, tbh

and that beard is far from strong bro :(

[Burgerking]

naw


p.s. farzo you're an embarrassing person

Still have no clue who this guy is does he even play here?

[Eslade]

Still have no clue who this guy is does he even play here?

Try harder Syft.

[Burgerking]

I'm sure Eslade is trying to troll me because he's one of the angriest people on the server, but damn I love ignore, never taking this guy off.

[Farzo]

I think he is trolling.

Sorry it took a bluebie to enlighten you.


Shhhh red players get 2 engrossed in personal attacks and judgement etc.

On red you learn to:
http://www.fishchannel.com/images/fish-community/coloring-pages/fun-feeding-the-fish-700px.gif






P.s. you can save your number in ur phone and text yourself ;)

[derpcake]

Some shitty thread.

[Farzo]

Still have no clue who this guy is does he even play here?

Casey is best described as 50% Ecslade and 50% Sektorz.

Doesn't play much (escalde 50%) but thinks he is the shit (sektorz 50%).

[lite]

holo crootin

[lite]

http://i.imgur.com/CGwD5s4.jpg

[Kergan]

Left tit sagging seek medical attention.

[dustysr06]

you shave or wax lite?

[Farzo]

you shave or wax lite?

rumours have it as neither: he has not hit the required maturity levels so no male hairs to be seen -- well apart from nostril hairs.

[kotton05]

She's not into you. One word responses means she's txtn someone else

[Circumcision]

Yaw, whenever I'm chatting up a girl, whether it be in a bar, or via text, as soon as they start with the single word replies, I'm like "fuckit, I'm out."

This is your girlfriend we're talking about? Holy shit man...

[Farzo]

incase you missed it :D

Shhhh red players get 2 engrossed in personal attacks and judgement etc.

On red you learn to:
http://www.fishchannel.com/images/fish-community/coloring-pages/fun-feeding-the-fish-700px.gif






P.s. you can save your number in ur phone and text yourself ;)

[Farzo]

I think he is trolling.

Sorry it took a bluebie to enlighten you.

[Eslade]

Still a faggot for making the thread in the first place.

[Farzo]

Still a faggot for making the thread in the first place.

i do not disagree :D

[Super Hater]

Shhhh red players get 2 engrossed in personal attacks and judgement etc.

On red you learn to:
http://www.fishchannel.com/images/fish-community/coloring-pages/fun-feeding-the-fish-700px.gif






P.s. you can save your number in ur phone and text yourself ;)

Damn man. That line killed it. You almost saved yourself from meaningless embarrassment but you kinda gave it away.


You mean to say you masterminded an entire troll, and sent yourself fake texts only to make the responses to yourself that short? Come on dude. There was definitely someone on the other end responding to you, that wasn't you. You were way to specific on your end, to have fabricated such simple responses on her end.

Sorry man, I'm a pro at this kind of shit. I call BS. It's def real. Lol. I'm pretty drunk too and can still tell.


Jesus Christ... You folks are nuts.


Night.

[Farzo]

[/B][/U]

Damn man. That line killed it. You almost saved yourself from meaningless embarrassment but you kinda gave it away.


You mean to say you masterminded an entire troll, and sent yourself fake texts only to make the responses to yourself that short? Come on dude. There was definitely someone on the other end responding to you, that wasn't you. You were way to specific on your end, to have fabricated such simple responses on her end.

Sorry man, I'm a pro at this kind of shit. I call BS. It's def real. Lol. I'm pretty drunk too and can still tell.


Jesus Christ... You folks are nuts.


Night.

Lol it is fake. 100%

Put it this way: it has to much juice in it to be real.

A) going bald
B) fat and diet problems
C) the clean message (showing bitch status in relationship)
D) the frank uninterested responses
E) not marrying part etc.

Troll was to show how quickly people jump on others here... I mean look at Slather fell for it hook line and sinker.

[freez]

yeah you trolled us


o wait youre texting yourself pretending you have a girlfriend still


self trolled

[Drakaris]

Lol it is fake. 100%

Put it this way: it has to much juice in it to be real.

A) going bald
B) fat and diet problems
C) the clean message (showing bitch status in relationship)
D) the frank uninterested responses
E) not marrying part etc.

Troll was to show how quickly people jump on others here... I mean look at Slather fell for it hook line and sinker.

Definitely a lot of effort!! I know the messages are troll 4 sure.

This thread has achieved high levels of responses for what it is. Mission accomplished methinks.

[Greengrocer]

50 % off wolf sandwiches all next week

[Tassador]

Lol Australia poor people boderline retarded from ancestors incest but they think they normal. Fucking cartoon characters.

[Fame]

and that beard is far from strong bro :(

Finally the truth!

[Farzo]

:D

[karsten]

http://anongallery.org/img/7608/look-mittens-a-faggot.jpg

[Drakaris]

Lol Australia poor people boderline retarded from ancestors incest but they think they normal. Fucking cartoon characters.

Lol, yet we are universally liked considerably more than Americans in most countries. Not bad for cartoon characters methinks.

[karsten]

population of australia: 23 mil
population of usa: over 300 mil

skills at math: you guys decide

[Farzo]

got dayum australia so goog.

[Farzo]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZHwabNaJFQ

listen and learn as we shape the words of the future!

[harnold]

Australians are like the waldbaums brand of english people

[Farzo]

Australians are like the waldbaums brand of english people

I don't know who that is and I won't bother googling it but he sounds like a rad dude.

[Drakaris]

Australians are like the waldbaums brand of english people

Hell no, we are like the Maserati of automobiles... none of this bodgy low-tier shopping chain BS...

Just look at the quality of recent English events:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2011_England_riots

Plus we don't try to take over half the world (something both America and England have in common).

Australia = way more liked... if you actually set foot outside of the US you will know this...

[Cheesypoof]

Who the hell are the Waldbaums? Sorry I need to know.

[Cheesypoof]

Never mind Google told me. Like an Aldi.

[Smedy]

for the love of god let this thread die

[Farzo]

for the love of god let this thread die

Come down too Smedy even a pasty swede like u can tan up.

[daasgoot]

shits weird.

[Drakaris]

Come down too Smedy even a pasty swede like u can tan up.

We got beaches, we got biiches, although why we want a pasty swede nerd who takes elf sim seriously down here tainting our beach scene begs to question... WHY?

[Farzo]

We got beaches, we got biiches, although why we want a pasty swede nerd who takes elf sim seriously down here tainting our beach scene begs to question... WHY?

So he could end up on Bondi Rescue of course.

The world is dangerous plus for a nerd; esp. a beach.

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_8tZT2Jx8H0