Xylaw <Eternal Light>

[Colgate]

http://i.imgur.com/8PhuEzc.jpg

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[Sektor]

Pity reply

[Super Hater]

So basically you're a faggot?

[Bazia]

good thread

[Nocsucow]

the rustle runs deep in you grand master ....

[Fame]

Great thread, very relevant

[Mac Drettj]

10/10

[Nirgon]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-unrTFCUsSKY/T_27LAXQ4iI/AAAAAAAADoc/GNnRK6PitPc/s1600/this-is-what-i-was-wearing-when-they-rustled-my-jimmies-tell-me-i-asked-for-it-i-dare-you.jpg

[Tacitus]

so basically u got so rustled u had to have weta run you around on an oor healer to kill him? ok

[Bazia]

Xylaw has mastered the art of rustling his opponents by dying to them numerous times.

[Niedar]

a rustle is a rustle

[Took]

rofl xylaw literally maddest person on the box. Wouldn't even sell me an item because I'm holo.

10/10 thread.

[LulzSect]

http://i.imgur.com/PJ1lr.gif

[lite]

good to see holo getting some pvp

[Red_Psyphon]

lol pvp happened

[Crazycloud]

RIP stick to blue server

[Kergan]

Level up and contest.

[Rythm]

Killer Killer's Guild The Dead The Dead's Guild Zone Points Time
Cricker Dizark Holocaust Dreadlands 1.29 November 22 2014 7:29:46 PM

[pingpong]

damn now we are posting screenshots of horrible pvp'ers like xylaw getting YT'd by a wizard spamming ice comet.

pvp on this server has really gone down the shitter

[dustysr06]

meanwhile you havent got a YT on colgate in like 2 weeks?... pras?

[Colgate]

meanwhile you havent got a YT on colgate in like 2 weeks?... pras?

achondroplasia 6-7

colgate 112-7

HEH

[Infectious]

a rustle is a rustle

[Recycled Children]

damn now we are posting screenshots of horrible pvp'ers like xylaw getting YT'd by a wizard spamming ice comet.

pvp on this server has really gone down the shitter

Spamming ice comet? That spell takes forever to cast.

[Tacitus]

achondroplasia 6-7

colgate 112-7

HEH

how does hiding on your lvl 50 all day feel?
HEH

[Colgate]

idk i was on colgate for like 6 hours today, only thing i saw ragnaros do was farm some afk guy in freeport

[Tacitus]

idk i was on colgate for like 6 hours today, only thing i saw ragnaros do was farm some afk guy in freeport

ya killed 2 diff people in 5 min interval beause im good as fuck, tell him not to rapture me while im trading next time ufeels

also u better watch ur tone b4 I call mirkuls

[Smedy]

i enjoyed the thread, pras the grandmaster

[Colgate]

im good as fuck

stopped reading there due to painful laughter

[Mac Drettj]

Rag is a member of the 'kill yourself on ds' club

[Sektor]

Colgate the Zone Hugger HEHEH

[Drakaris]

Mmmm Xylaw aka platlords right hand man banned on blue for rmt talking about farming 10k plat an hour on blue? Nothing suss going on here.

[Pikrib]

Mmmm Xylaw aka platlords right hand man banned on blue for rmt talking about farming 10k plat an hour on blue? Nothing suss going on here.

Doesnt that make Nizzar, Xylaw's right hand man then? Or was Platlord Nizzar in disguise. Either way Xylaw is practically your guild leader.

[Nocsucow]

Mmmm Xylaw aka platlords right hand man banned on blue for rmt talking about farming 10k plat an hour on blue? Nothing suss going on here.

Hey Derubael you need to hire this guy ... I think he has it all figured out... Any comments Derubael?

[ExedOut]

Rags pvp skills are immaculate. Quiet gream vs exed rag for 50k .. U guys down.

[HippoNipple]

Good PvP strat, brag about farming blue plat to enemy while getting your ass kicked.

[Mac Drettj]

Rags pvp skills are immaculate. Quiet gream vs exed rag for 50k .. U guys down.

immaculate?

thats like the 4 worst players on the box

[dustysr06]

immaculate?

thats like the 4 worst players on the box

Who are u in game? I'm new here.

[Andis]

meanwhile you havent got a YT on colgate in like 2 weeks?... pras?

holy rofl

fell off my chair on this one

[Andis]

Rags pvp skills are immaculate. Quiet gream vs exed rag for 50k .. U guys down.

vs guido and deluxee?

lets make this interesting bros.

[Took]

vs guido and deluxee?

lets make this interesting bros.

Naw you two are non factors in a dead guild.

Already had the 3v3 show down akinn rag exed vs eddard gream quiet but they bailed at the last minute 8)

[Nirgon]

I'm not going near mother fuckin Deluxee on my caster. Dude's gonna be doing work even when they nerf the hitbox.

[ExedOut]

Andy if u play a ranger. Whole point is RNG rog vs RNG rog

[hagard]

Andy if u play a ranger. Whole point is RNG rog vs RNG rog

logic doesnt work with andis the autistic my friend

[Andis]

Andy if u play a ranger. Whole point is RNG rog vs RNG rog

I will summon brainz then

its on bitches

[ExedOut]

Sure u playing brainZ?

[Andis]

naw brainz can play brainz

my rog skills too goog

[Drakaris]

I'm not going near mother fuckin Deluxee on my caster. Dude's gonna be doing work even when they nerf the hitbox.

I think hit box is fine, especially for players with 280+ latency. One thing I can't figure out is why I have 150 latency to US wow servers but almost double that to p1999.

The hit chance is really where the problem is. Everyone landing 95% of their hits is pretty whack. My monk back in the day landed just over 60% of my melee hits in pvp, while things like Mage pets ripped things up with an 80-90% hit rate for max damage (although by planes of power pets weren't as devastating due to players large hp pools and they were made harder to cc by inheriting their owners resists).

[derpcake]

I will summon brainz then

You should def try to work on that.

[Drakaris]

Hey Derubael you need to hire this guy ... I think he has it all figured out... Any comments Derubael?

Damn straight I do. You played a tstaff monk on a pvp server and do nothing but die to players. You had items literally fall in your lap, such as dragon haste, epic and tstaff. You played lite's characters in 7am vp raids when it was known lite was rmting. You had a history for rmt and was banned on blue and now you are farming plat on blue when you have supposedly retired from the server.

Evidence delivered and court adjourned.

[Nirgon]

I think hit box is fine, especially for players with 280+ latency. One thing I can't figure out is why I have 150 latency to US wow servers but almost double that to p1999.

You realize landing a joust backstab was a challenge on live

[Sektor]

If Drakar was GM I would so get banned right now.

[Nocsucow]

Damn straight I do. You played a tstaff monk on a pvp server and do nothing but die to players. You had items literally fall in your lap, such as dragon haste, epic and tstaff. You played lite's characters in 7am vp raids when it was known lite was rmting. You had a history for rmt and was banned on blue and now you are farming plat on blue when you have supposedly retired from the server.

Evidence delivered and court adjourned.

earned my epic threw months of play , earned dragon haste on azrael raize ,, bought all my other items including staff with blue plat..... you mad bro ?

[Sektor]

earned my epic threw months of play , earned dragon haste on azrael raize ,, bought all my other items including staff with blue plat..... you mad bro ?

Drakar is just mad he can't rmt pixels from Nizzar anymore. Luv his rmt remarks on others.

[Kergan]

If Drakar was GM I would so get banned right now.

If I were a GM I'd let you play.

[derpcake]

All RMT ban calls should be made through LARP combat, recorded on youtube.

Fireball!

[Jib]

earned my epic threw months of play , earned dragon haste on azrael raize ,, bought all my other items including staff with blue plat..... you mad bro ?

you earned it "threw" playing?

are you fucking retarded or something?

[Jib]

hahaha this is too much.

I earned my tstaff by working as a mall cop in real life then converted 3 weeks of 9$ an hour pay checks into and rmt'd tstaff.

I earned it

[Nocsucow]

hahaha this is too much.

I earned my tstaff by working as a mall cop in real life then converted 3 weeks of 9$ an hour pay checks into and rmt'd tstaff.

I earned it

hey the GROWN ASS LITTLE BOY is here.. get a job bum

[Pikrib]

All RMT ban calls should be made through LARP combat, recorded on youtube.

Fireball!

I would defeat you with my lightning bolt spell.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZ04mfAY2BU



Also

Jib u missed "raize", but i'm not one to talk, I spell shit wrong all the time.

[HippoNipple]

hahaha this is too much.

I earned my tstaff by working as a mall cop in real life then converted 3 weeks of 9$ an hour pay checks into and rmt'd tstaff.

I earned it

He is a mall cop, now I see why he is so bitter all the time. Wife is probably beating his ass and making him sell his Tstaff to put food on the table for Thanksgiving. Now it makes sense why he is selling the Tstaff for blue plat.

[Nirgon]

I'll freeze my left overs and send them to ya'll if ur hungry

[Jib]

I'm not a big fan of the leadersboard but this does mean something


Rank Name Class Kills Deaths Ratio Streak Points
3038 Xylaw 8 28 0.29 0 1.14

rank 3038 out of 3179

the only people in the 3000 - 3179 range are port bots and scouts.

1 of xylaw's kills was a freebie from my enchanter when i stun locked somebody he just sat there and autoattacked, he almost DIDNT get the kill

[LulzSect]

http://images.starpulse.com/Photos/Previews/Paul-Blart-Mall-Cop-24.jpg

[Nocsucow]

He is a mall cop, now I see why he is so bitter all the time. Wife is probably beating his ass and making him sell his Tstaff to put food on the table for Thanksgiving. Now it makes sense why he is selling the Tstaff for blue plat.

not a mall cop ... t staff sold ( ALL RED ITEMS/PLAT ) you sound more jelly than skar's dumbass

[Nocsucow]

I'm not a big fan of the leadersboard but this does mean something


Rank Name Class Kills Deaths Ratio Streak Points
3038 Xylaw 8 28 0.29 0 1.14

rank 3038 out of 3179

the only people in the 3000 - 3179 range are port bots and scouts.

1 of xylaw's kills was a freebie from my enchanter when i stun locked somebody he just sat there and autoattacked, he almost DIDNT get the kill

them 8 kills taste so goog though ....

[Madpone]

Isn't Xylaw Knightt? You know the guy who was banned about 10 times for being Platlords right hand man on blue?

http://www.project1999.com/forums/showthread.php?t=106658&highlight=knightt

[HippoNipple]

not a mall cop ... t staff sold ( ALL RED ITEMS/PLAT ) you sound more jelly than skar's dumbass

Yes I'm jelly of your Thanksgiving dinner purchased by red99 RMT. I can picture the tear going down your face as your fat wife munches down on that Tstaff.

[Nocsucow]

Yes I'm jelly of your Thanksgiving dinner purchased by red99 RMT. I can picture the tear going down your face as your fat wife munches down on that Tstaff.

actually i go to the in laws for thanksgiving so i aint gotta pay for shit haha

[Drakaris]

not a mall cop ... t staff sold ( ALL RED ITEMS/PLAT ) you sound more jelly than skar's dumbass

Why am I dumb mr mall cop? I've got 200k across all my characters in raw plat, That's almost 800k blue plat with the conversion rate. I enjoyed playing r99 and farming shit. My necro was meant to be a farm bot/dmf bot and if I didn't get a pd robe after a year of raiding with nihilum, my necro would be less geared than some of the alt necros in nihilum.

But hey let's make assumptions.

PS I've solo farmed 3 tstaffs and 3 oggok cleavers solo, come suck a fat one.

[Nirgon]

I don't care if he's a mall cop or not I just want him and his pals to kill the free Gorenaire and calm down

[Samsung]

How much for a tstaff drakar? send me a message.

[Nocsucow]

Why am I dumb mr mall cop? I've got 200k across all my characters in raw plat, That's almost 800k blue plat with the conversion rate. I enjoyed playing r99 and farming shit. My necro was meant to be a farm bot/dmf bot and if I didn't get a pd robe after a year of raiding with nihilum, my necro would be less geared than some of the alt necros in nihilum.

But hey let's make assumptions.

PS I've solo farmed 3 tstaffs and 3 oggok cleavers solo, come suck a fat one.

200k in raw plat ? lol thats IT? 3 years of farming kunark all you got is 200k? LMAO .... you got some catching up to do

[derpcake]

hahaha this is too much.

jewr just saian dat.

[Drakaris]

200k in raw plat ? lol thats IT? 3 years of farming kunark all you got is 200k? LMAO .... you got some catching up to do

Sorry I've only been on red for a year and a half. But sure, why not. Gearing characters are a priority for me.

[Mac Drettj]

lol nocsucow so bad

[jestingoff02]

damn guys, do like i did and delete. Puts the game in perspective. got to be honest starting over is more fun

[LostCause]

PvP happens once a week bros awwwwwww yes.

[Neno]

200k in raw plat ? lol thats IT? 3 years of farming kunark all you got is 200k? LMAO .... you got some catching up to do

If a fortune teller wouldhave showed this post to your parents while your mom was pregnant you would have been aborted.

[HippoNipple]

If a fortune teller wouldhave showed this post to your parents while your mom was pregnant you would have been aborted.

The guy is a real fucking loser but doesn't realize it. Good for him, truth hurts.

[Nocsucow]

If a fortune teller wouldhave showed this post to your parents while your mom was pregnant you would have been aborted.

The guy is a real fucking loser but doesn't realize it. Good for him, truth hurts.

Naw