The Great Rustling of 'Shawn's Peak: Truffle Shuffle

[Slathar]

The Great Rustling of 'Shawn's Peak: Truffle Shuffle

The Robe of the Azure Sky fluttered majestically in the winds of 'Shawn's Peak as Samsung stood with one knee propped upon a boulder revealing his inadequate genitalia near Phara Dar the Mother of All Dragons Corpse. Jibeknn let loose a scream of rage and disappointed lunacy as he ran with the speed of the queer-wolf towards Xyzgoz's swamp lair of dankness and Jersey-stink. His mind rent and broken by the wretched pig sorcerer Lite.

"Ye will not see the last o' me in this realm for I will lead a Sky exploration mission in which I decide to whom the treasures go," he exclaimed before vanishing on the swamp portal in a mist of spray-farts ground into a $49.99 Target Computer Chair over the course of 3 years mixed with Febreeze, Axe body spray, and CostCo rotisserie chickens.

The adventuring crew was led by a circus freak. This renowned mutant pig sorcerer, known for hand stands on various public Norrathian monuments and spare roller blade wheels, was left shocked and appalled by his latest defection. He had miscalculated. As the leader of the expedition collected his onions of the blooming nature from his most recent prosperous and diabolic agreement between a half-weasel, half-man child, he pondered if it was worth losing the psychotic but reliable and generally good-natured Jibeknn.

However, the mutant pig sorcerer was almost instantly brought back to the cold, shitty reality of Brobby the dimwitted lunatic ranting in a disjointed and rye-alcohol fueled raving of inner circle triangle-rectangular-butt-fucking scenarios involving General Beastagor, Captain Powered the Retard, and various holders of the the fabled Tyson Wish Bone pixel that transformed the wearer into a skeleton.

As the pig sorcerer shrouded himself in his cloak and began his plan to banish himself to the pixel afterlife, various pleas for help erupted around him as the latest iteration of the Duke's Remnants swarmed them. One by one they fell. As time went on, fewer and fewer of these brave, pixel-crazed retards rose from their prolonged slumbers to do battle with the Duke's Remnants.

Voices would randomly cry out in southern accents that summoned visions of Rascal wheelchairs, diabetes, and Old Country Buffet lines of geriatrics, "I got really busy with real life and I can't raid, man."

And another in a nasally I'm-allergic-to-the-grass-sun-and-women-and-or-social-interactions voice, "Yeah I mean what's the point, we're just going to lose anyhow."

The pig sorcerer sat atop his spire of pixels, platinum, and backroom handshaking deals in which pixels of the first name Phara, surname Dar, were promised while pondering this most terrible conundrum. Suddenly a light atop the desert fortress of Karnor was lit. In this twilight the faint, but steady sound of a horn was sounded.

"Will this work," asked the dark shadowknight.

"I don't know but we have sounded the horn of the hill tribes. We must unite to bring down the Duke's Remnants or else Norrath shall fall into a second darkness," Vaporize responded.

[Deluxeee]

Wtf lol

[Colgate]

ctrl + F, typed colgate, 0 results, didn't read

nerd

[Pokesan]

"Burning for You" by Blue Oyster Cult plays mournfully in the background on a scratchy record player. A fat middle-aged man is dressed in a clown suit and wearing rear end-less leather chaps. He gyrates feebly to the beat of the song as a highly androgynous youth vigorously motorboats his flabby, naked rear end cheeks. You have only begun to comprehend the essence of Red99.

[Deluxeee]

My twelve pack hurts from laughing.

[iiNGloriouS]

[B]Captain Powered the Retard,

inb4 hes rustled.

[quido]

I lost it at Rotisserie Chickens.

[Mac Drettj]

tldr: azrael merged with nihilum in fear of nihilum coming back

[vinnidel]

tldr: The Great Rustling of 'Shawn's Peak: Truffle Shuffle[/B]

The Robe of the Azure Sky fluttered majestically in the winds of 'Shawn's Peak as Samsung stood with one knee propped upon a boulder revealing his inadequate genitalia near Phara Dar the Mother of All Dragons Corpse. Jibeknn let loose a scream of rage and disappointed lunacy as he ran with the speed of the queer-wolf towards Xyzgoz's swamp lair of dankness and Jersey-stink. His mind rent and broken by the wretched pig sorcerer Lite.

"Ye will not see the last o' me in this realm for I will lead a Sky exploration mission in which I decide to whom the treasures go," he exclaimed before vanishing on the swamp portal in a mist of spray-farts ground into a $49.99 Target Computer Chair over the course of 3 years mixed with Febreeze, Axe body spray, and CostCo rotisserie chickens.

The adventuring crew was led by a circus freak. This renowned mutant pig sorcerer, known for hand stands on various public Norrathian monuments and spare roller blade wheels, was left shocked and appalled by his latest defection. He had miscalculated. As the leader of the expedition collected his onions of the blooming nature from his most recent prosperous and diabolic agreement between a half-weasel, half-man child, he pondered if it was worth losing the psychotic but reliable and generally good-natured Jibeknn.

However, the mutant pig sorcerer was almost instantly brought back to the cold, shitty reality of Brobby the dimwitted lunatic ranting in a disjointed and rye-alcohol fueled raving of inner circle triangle-rectangular-butt-fucking scenarios involving General Beastagor, Captain Powered the Retard, and various holders of the the fabled Tyson Wish Bone pixel that transformed the wearer into a skeleton.

As the pig sorcerer shrouded himself in his cloak and began his plan to banish himself to the pixel afterlife, various pleas for help erupted around him as the latest iteration of the Duke's Remnants swarmed them. One by one they fell. As time went on, fewer and fewer of these brave, pixel-crazed retards rose from their prolonged slumbers to do battle with the Duke's Remnants.

Voices would randomly cry out in southern accents that summoned visions of Rascal wheelchairs, diabetes, and Old Country Buffet lines of geriatrics, "I got really busy with real life and I can't raid, man."

And another in a nasally I'm-allergic-to-the-grass-sun-and-women-and-or-social-interactions voice, "Yeah I mean what's the point, we're just going to lose anyhow."

The pig sorcerer sat atop his spire of pixels, platinum, and backroom handshaking deals in which pixels of the first name Phara, surname Dar, were promised while pondering this most terrible conundrum. Suddenly a light atop the desert fortress of Karnor was lit. In this twilight the faint, but steady sound of a horn was sounded.

"Will this work," asked the dark shadowknight.

"I don't know but we have sounded the horn of the hill tribes. We must unite to bring down the Duke's Remnants or else Norrath shall fall into a second darkness," Vaporize responded.

[Eslade]

Is it bad that I understood all of that?

A+ would read again.

[vinnidel]

and yes, by that i mean the original creation is perfect and shouldn't try to be truncated by faggots that cannot appreciate true beauty, but type "tldr" instead.

[Bkab]

mad

[Smedy]

simply beautiful

[Isoroku]

really good. wow.

[Yumyums Inmahtumtums]

6 stars

[Jib]

wow teared up in both eyes from laughing and developing a cramp. Such use of adjectives must be a writer.

[magician]

t lng ddnt read

[qwerty]

That was hillarious. Gods work is taking all Azreal rejects and idiot baddies players like ragnaros.

[Radicale]

nerd

This, coming from a nerd. Now that's some classic EQ.

[Pudge]

Lol Slathar. That was beautiful.

You should start an Epic, in which you recount all the historic events of Red99 and share them with us through your exquisite verbiage

[watbab]

Just think of the sorts of people that make up this server.

Think about it.

[pingpong]

lol that was great

[Genedin]

Oh boy.

So good so. Please keep up with the annals of Norrath as the new chapter of pixel quest begins.

Rated thread 5 stars.

[Rythm]

The film adaptation of this post will be split into trilogy

[Stasis01]

10/10.

[Mac Drettj]

Lol

[hint]

http://i.imgur.com/kFUxPFJ.jpg

[Clark]

lol

[Not_Kazowi]

op isn't immersed at all

Yikes

[heartbrand]

OP definitely better than the great gasby and the grapes of wrath.

[iiNGloriouS]

OP definitely better than the great gasby and the grapes of wrath.

[Complexity]

http://i.imgur.com/dhMeAzK.gif

[Pitborn]

Shit thread by a tryhard with Autism.

[Slathar]

Shit thread by a tryhard with Autism.

have you rmt'd a character recently like you did your shaman Vayden, lispy weirdo?

[Pitborn]

have you rmt'd a character recently like you did your shaman Vayden, lispy weirdo?

Why do you keep bringing this up like its a negative bro?

Have you seen my chandelier?

[keyz]

Read twice. Would read again.

[Smedy]

thank you slathar, http://azraelpvp.org/

[Farzo]

thank you slathar, http://azraelpvp.org/

Shortled hard at azraelpvp.org

AzraelPvPtwicethenquit.org sounds more like it.

[Smedy]

protip: stop posting, ur terrbile at it

[Farzo]

protip: stop posting, ur terrbile at it

Truth hurts swede boy ur pals ran off after dying a few times.

;)












P.s Holo full clear and no azraelpvp.org came to fight. *sad face*

[Smedy]

circle of trust came to fight, with 2 people and got 2 yellow text, considering you had 64 people vs our 2 we did quiet ok in our rags 8)

don't be mad cause i push these buttons better than you

[Farzo]

so cot has more hummphar* then azraelpvp.org is all I got from that.









*balls

[Bazia]

i think circle guys like level 47 rite

[quido]

Azrael has been taking weeks off since I joined over a year ago.

Farzo dum nonfactor

[Farzo]

Azrael has been taking weeks off every time they lose since I joined over a year ago.

Fixed.
See bold part.

[quido]

ur dum

Azrael has a rich history of following victories with vacations

[Tassador]

circle of trust came to fight, with 2 people and got 2 yellow text, considering you had 64 people vs our 2 we did quiet ok in our rags 8)

don't be mad cause i push these buttons better than you

You do realize you are going back and forth with a guy who has one legitimate pvp kill in about a year here and is 90% retired whatever that means.

And to top it off he is Australian, so even if you win an argument kangaroo brain won't register those thoughts for years to come...

[Labanen]

http://media.giphy.com/media/FQ7Y4WoBHcN6o/giphy.gif

[Pikrib]

http://www.stockholmnews.com/upload/image/Politiker%20och%20myndighetspersoner/photo_martina_huber_regeringskanslet.jpg

New Danish-Swedish front for influence in the Red99?

Prime Minister Fredrik Reinfeldt (Smedy) received Denmark´s new Prime Minister Helle Thorning-Schmidt (Ruban) today. The current pixel crisis was the main topic at the meeting. But some possible Danish-Swedish coordination within Red99 was also indicated. Is this a sign of a new Danish-Swedish friendship?

[Eslade]

They have to agree which way to stack bark first.

[Pikrib]

They have to agree which way to stack bark first.

True, the bark up or down issue will be a deciding factor in future friendship.

[Labanen]

Helle Thorning-Schmidt (Ruban)naw!

Is this a sign of a new Danish-Swedish friendship? The Danes demand Terp be put in charge of the peacenegotiations.

[Pikrib]

Rubina?

I think Terp would love be be put in charge of peace negotiations but alas he is currently in Azeroth negotiating a lasting peace between the Alliance and The Hoard.

[Kergan]

ur dum

Azrael has a rich history of following victories with vacations

Technically true I guess. Pattern is sorta...lose for a long time, win for a very short period, start losing again immediately when challenged and quit awaiting the next easy opportunity to win again.

[Kaahbal]

http://st.depositphotos.com/1823785/2290/i/170/depositphotos_22908544-Denmark-and-sweden.jpg

[Sektor]

Great read laughed out loud many times.

[Kaahbal]

The Danes demand Terp be put in charge of the peacenegotiations.

Terp is as innocent as this guy, ruined Voidd box with lack of integrity.

http://gfx2.aftonbladet-cdn.se/image/10713395/485/normal/12b64ac97c726/h%C3%A4r+leds+han+ut

[Super Hater]

Shit thread by a tryhard with Autism.

The worst "someone talk to me/laugh at me" tryhard I have seen in a loooong time, even on the Internet.

[Eslade]

The worst "someone talk to me/laugh at me" tryhard I have seen in a loooong time, even on the Internet.

Naw, this is.
Hateraid Bloodthirst
Date Added: Jul 09, 2002
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Hello! I was bored at home so i decided to post here for fun =) I live in Sacramento, CA, I have a 55 de sk on the Rallos Zek server. I have been playing eq for about 2 years now..(how sad)..yep...stuck on the evercrack!...well sorta. anyways..If you are bored like me, and wanna drop me a line..plz feel free to do so, even if you dont have much to say. say hi or something crazy...i get kicks outta people. (people entertain me) well gotta go for now! later.

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[Malevz]

post/thread tl;dr

[Mac Drettj]

Terp is as innocent as this guy, ruined Voidd box with lack of integrity.

http://gfx2.aftonbladet-cdn.se/image/10713395/485/normal/12b64ac97c726/h%C3%A4r+leds+han+ut

Why do swedes cry so much about a shithole box from 5 years ago

Move on with ur life u inadequate excuse for a human

[Steel Warrior]

http://images4.fanpop.com/image/photos/16800000/Swedish-Chef-swedish-chef-16861469-460-276.jpg

[Smedy]

delicious

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/6d/Swedish-Fish-Wrapper-Small.jpg

awww yiss

delicious

[Took]

Smedy the account stripper.

[Smedy]

Location: Aimchat

ok guy, watch out for sirkens wrath coach account de-de-delete supporter!

[Kaahbal]

Smedy the account stripper.

Smedy is Circle of Trust's AccouNt manager yes.

http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20140504000417/wingsoffirefanon/images/1/1c/Deal_with_it.jpg

[Kaahbal]

Cant spell account without AoN u feelers?

[Smedy]

securing chicken bones from terrorists, since 2014