The blue LFG meta

[Swish]

Hey pals, are you struggling to find a group on P1999 blue?

This is a short guide (I'll add it to the wiki later) on how to cut the time you have to wait for a group....

1. Spam OOC, make sure they know you're interested - nobody likes the half interested occasional LFG'er.

http://i.imgur.com/4Yq0lZk.png

2. Help them kill their mobs! You want them to get XP quicker, right? Also this gives you a great chance to really promote yourself in person!

I employ the patented Swish 3-point method© here, ensuring I attack from 3 points of the mob and thereby giving the entire group knowledge that I'm helping them.

http://i.imgur.com/7ZTnMqs.png

http://i.imgur.com/dxsUwJU.png

http://i.imgur.com/XD6caoJ.png

3. What's this? An LFG competitor? Shit! If they see him they might take him first! Do what you can to make sure he isn't seen. Ogres and trolls? You KNOW what to do here!

http://i.imgur.com/LQg7CEV.png

4. Progress! You've been spotted! All you need now is to use the sympathizer to try and oust the existing tank/cleric/etc.

http://i.imgur.com/BhqnguH.png

5. For those real die hard groups that won't let you in. Are you a monk, SK or necro? Perfect! To REALLY hit the point home you need to continuously FD in front of them. The sounds of female characters dying is particularly piercing to the ears which is a real bonus!

http://i.imgur.com/V2dZ70y.png

I hope you all find this useful, good luck out there!

[Fountree]

Great guide, mt

[Yumyums Inmahtumtums]

You blurred out who sent the tell wishing the warrior was gone then kept it in the SS later on.

All in all good guide though :)

[Swish]

You blurred out who sent the tell wishing the warrior was gone then kept it in the SS later on.

Damn!

http://37.media.tumblr.com/9e5a6b631db42b5e9bea68cf7523bda0/tumblr_n58351dvWG1r7k95zo1_400.gif

[portbitch69]

you forgot the most important step....roll female character

[Pheer]

does this work at level 60

[iruinedyourday]

I would just like to point out one side effect of this thread.... It proves that sk's do not, not get invites to groups.

so that is awesome.

[indiscriminate_hater]

Great guide, mt

scumbag

[Atmas]

Anyone else hit ctrl + 0 when this post loaded?

[rafaone]

Nice Guide :D

[captnamazing]

Swish has a "3 point attack method"
3 points
triangle has three points

guide has 5 steps
5 - 3 = 2

the word 'eye' contains 3 letters
Swish's attack system has 3 points

2 three's. 2 = 5 - 3
eye in the triangle
swish is illuminati

[Swish]

swish is illuminati

that's right, you pals are all being watched <3

http://i925.photobucket.com/albums/ad92/diehardSaxon/Humor/Burger-King-watching-you.gif