Any advice on breakups

[Trogg]

Avid eq addict like you on an anon account

Any advice?

Married 5 years, kid is 3, another on the way.

Yeah i'm "polyamorous". Want to fuck other people, mostly with her. She cant deal. Wants to divorce if im not "totally stoked" to be with just her.

Want to loooove and have the dream of old life bliss and all that.

Shes a newyorker and im a midwesterner

31 years old

I could leave but i hate failure and i do love her. Dont want to leave her, the boy, my unborn.

Hook me up w some nsa advice

Thanks deru for letting this ride for a moment

Love you fuckers

[Farzo]

Honestly as a non-troll:

You got a kid together (and another on the way), time to grow up and stop thinking with your penis. Seen this with few of my pals; they punch a kid out with their missus then their life changes so they want to run away from it all.


So what happens when you're 35, you're over random bangs; you want to come back to your family? your son is 7 ur other kid is 4? and you're the dead-beat dad that left their life/family/mother?

Kid's are forever; what you do now and in the future affects them.

[quido]

wipe it clean

[cr0ss]

Suck it up, buttercup. Deal with the monogamy or go through with the divorce. Whatever you do be there for your fucking kids or get fucked with a rake.

[Yumyums Inmahtumtums]

Honestly as a non-troll:

You got a kid together (and another on the way), time to grow up and stop thinking with your penis. Seen this with few of my pals; they punch a kid out with their missus then their life changes so they want to run away from it all.


So what happens when you're 35, you're over random bangs; you want to come back to your family? your son is 7 ur other kid is 4? and you're the dead-beat dad that left their life/family/mother?

Kid's are forever; what you do now and in the future affects them.

Best advice right here.

Gotta start by growing up

[Stalos_]

it's time to let other women go. Those girls that are okay with hooking up with a guy with a family simply want what you got in the end. Meanwhile you're actively trying to destroy what you got. If you're successful in pushing the family away, you'll indeed be spending all your time later chasing what you once had. By then they might of found someone that plays your role better.

Tldr: once that first child was born, it became no longer about you.
A family that plays p99 together stays together.

[Glenzig]

Polyamarous=no self control.

[krazyGlue]

Raw dog it

[Tassador]

Just fuck other woman on the side like everyone else what the hell is this firegiant talking about?

[Slathar]

ur wife sounds hot

[LulzSect]

Grow up firegiant. Better believe I'd stop the life if I get a chick knocked up.

[Eslade]

This has to be a troll. Nobody comes to red forums for life advice.
If this is serious, seek professional help. Sounds like you have more issues than whether to stay with your family or not.

[kotton05]

R99 rivals dr Phil with advice

[Smedy]

it boggles my mind why anyone in their right mind would ask the RED99 community about relationship advice, what the fuck is wrong with you

[Smedy]

smallmee is dropping knowledge on you suckers

also dropping nukes on the regular

[mugien]

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[Kergan]

My wife is into threesomes especially with asian chicks so I can't relate, sorry bro.

[Juhstin]

wipe it clean

[Buhbuh]

Big Cast

[Pudge]

My wife is into threesomes especially with asian chicks so I can't relate, sorry bro.

Dayum, nice.

As to OP, if everything else about her/the relationship is fine then you should stay together... Maybe after long enough you could even convert her to your interests?

[Kergan]

Nah, chicks are either into threesomes are they aren't. You'll never "convince" them.

[Rangerdown]

Take the kids, and go find the man of your dreams.

[Juhstin]

go find the man of your dreams.

yum

[Tassador]

Nah, chicks are either into threesomes are they aren't. You'll never "convince" them.

Yup. Rather the old fashion wife at home girl friend at work... More than likely if you're wife works in an office she fucking someone...

[Xantille]

You've come to the right place.

[Kergan]

Yup. Rather the old fashion wife at home girl friend at work... More than likely if you're wife works in an office she fucking someone...

My wife does and I'm not worried. Women cheat for completely different reasons then men.

[karsten]

My wife does and I'm not worried.

wat

[Eslade]

My wife does and I'm not worried. Women cheat for completely different reasons then men.

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[Took]

You've come to the right place.

[Not_Kazowi]

My Wife likes other hot girls. She already made friends with some hot twins in our condominium complex 8]

[Kergan]

Women won't cheat just because they find someone attractive. Dudes just want to bang, you feelers?

[HippoNipple]

Women won't cheat just because they find someone attractive. Dudes just want to bang, you feelers?

They are confused because they didn't understand you were saying your wife works in an office fyi. I will try to bridge the gap between English and retard.

[freez]

My wife does and I'm not worried. Women cheat for completely different reasons then men.

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[Tassador]

So kergan wife cheats on him???

[freez]

http://i.imgur.com/wfmcXG9.gif

[Eslade]

So kergan wife cheats on him???

That's what I'm getting from all of this.

[HippoNipple]

They are confused because they didn't understand you were saying your wife works in an office fyi. I will try to bridge the gap between English and retard.


So kergan wife cheats on him???

That's what I'm getting from all of this.

No, she works in an office.

[freez]

your wife works? peasant

[deadlycupcakez]

Women won't cheat just because they find someone attractive. Dudes just want to bang, you feelers?

completely untrue. idk wtf she is feeding you but LOL

[freez]

fat chicks dont count

[Eslade]

completely untrue. idk wtf she is feeding you but LOL

Guessing that she comes home tired after all night meetings with Roy and Jerry. Good thing that they drop her off at home before 1.

Wobbly H.

[Pillage]

I find when my credit card is wracked the escorts stop coming. Its like a break up that handles itself.

[freez]

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[Kergan]

completely untrue. idk wtf she is feeding you but LOL

Sounds like you've had your heart broken a few times. Sorry but your lady wasn't cheatin' because some dude was good looking, that isn't the way they are wired - at least at my age (33). Maybe some 18 year old skanks do that but not women.

[Kergan]

your wife works? peasant

She had a nice 7 years off while my kid made it to grade school age, she can go make some goddamn money now.

[Tradesonred]

Heres my advice

Red99 forums is one of the worst places i can think of to get relationship advice

Youre welcome

[Tradesonred]

Women are known to cheat because they are emotionally unfulfilled. If you dated a girl that cheated on you soley because someone else was "attractive" then you really never had that girl to begin with. Girls don't have boyfriends just for sex, they can get it anywhere they want a million times easier then men can.

lol

Blacks dance well, its in their blood

Mexicans all take a nap in the afternoon

French girlfriends have hairy armpits

Men are from Mars, women are from Venus

Keep on the cliche-ridden sexist failadvice rolling

[deadlycupcakez]

Sounds like you've had your heart broken a few times. Sorry but your lady wasn't cheatin' because some dude was good looking, that isn't the way they are wired - at least at my age (33). Maybe some 18 year old skanks do that but not women.

nah im gay dude. but I have seen the inner workings of the female mind while away from their straight male counterparts in a way a straight male never could.

also, women dont hit their sexual peak UNTIL their 30's. That is when they are going out and getting dicked.

[HippoNipple]

Girls don't have boyfriends just for sex, they can get it anywhere they want a million times easier then men can.

Not from the guys of project1999. They play sports, bang 300 chicks and every one of those girls look like Beyonce.

[Kergan]

nah im gay dude. but I have seen the inner workings of the female mind while away from their straight male counterparts in a way a straight male never could.

Naw

[deadlycupcakez]

Naw

lol yaw. you can think you understand what your woman is thinking. and im sure you do to an extent. but the fact is that people, regardless of gender, behave differently when around different groups of people.

This includes their lover vs their friends. Their parents vs their siblings. Etc Etc

[Fame]

saving this thread for later, did not read but cannot wait

[Tassador]

lol

Blacks dance well, its in their blood

Mexicans all take a nap in the afternoon

French girlfriends have hairy armpits

Men are from Mars, women are from Venus

Keep on the cliche-ridden sexist failadvice rolling

Reported for racial profiling enjoy the ban fire giant!

[Yumyums Inmahtumtums]

Disrespect em and they'll never leave.

Gotta be strong if you wanna be the only one dick punching her ham wallet.

[Tassador]

nah im gay dude. but I have seen the inner workings of the female mind while away from their straight male counterparts in a way a straight male never could.

also, women dont hit their sexual peak UNTIL their 30's. That is when they are going out and getting dicked.

Bro you are dead on I have seen the nicest most committed woman fuck some ugly ass chimp at work just cause it's different and he acts like the bitches do-boy.

[HippoNipple]

lol yaw. you can think you understand what your woman is thinking. and im sure you do to an extent. but the fact is that people, regardless of gender, behave differently when around different groups of people.

This includes their lover vs their friends. Their parents vs their siblings. Etc Etc

You are describing an insecure girl who seeks attention and is probably mistreated and unfulfilled in their relationship.

If the girl is unhappy she will get attention somewhere else but Kergan is saying they are wired differently than guys. A guy can be 100% content with his relationship but still stray for some hot 24 year old girl. The majority of women 30+ wouldn't do that if they were happy and felt good about their current relationship.

Luckily the ugly scumbags Tassador is describing are in business because most relationships suck and the women aren't happy.

[deadlycupcakez]

You are describing an insecure girl who seeks attention and is probably mistreated and unfulfilled in their relationship.

If the girl is unhappy she will get attention somewhere else but Kergan is saying they are wired differently than guys. A guy can be 100% content with his relationship but still stray for some hot 24 year old girl. The majority of women 30+ wouldn't do that if they were happy and felt good about their current relationship.

Luckily the ugly scumbags Tassador is describing are in business because most relationships suck and the women aren't happy.

And I am saying that is completely untrue. I have seen women who are absolutely content in their relationship, but see a fine young piece of ass and go over, flirt, get free drinks, cop a couple feels etc.

You can imagine and trick yourself into thinking that only abused or neglected women do that all you want, but its simply just not true. I hate to shatter your illusions of reality, but women are equally sexual as men. They just do it a little differently.

[Master Roshi]

THREAD NEEDS PIX

[Malevz]

Didn't read any of the thread, here's the best relationship advice you'll ever get though, whether you accept it or not is up to you:

There are 8.7 million species in the world, approximately 20 of which mate for life. That's 0.000002299%. If you think humans are one of those you would be wrong. The chances of meeting someone at the same place in life as you, and similar enough to you to make a go of it are slim. The odds you will grow and change at the same rate are 0.

There is no such thing is love, there is a chemical biological imperative to reproduce and mate. There is also a human dislike of change. When a relationship ends move on to a new one. Change is the only constant in life.

You're welcome.

[Tradesonred]

Nah there is such a thing called love, its when you try to kid yourself that this can only be felt toward "the one" that it all gets messed up, its not natural. Common sense has been unwired into most of us by 2000 years of christianity and were being led to beleive its the natural order of things. Social norms that boys dont cry, brotherly love is for faggots, etc...

[Kergan]

Not sure what is more strange, a gay dude commenting on male/female relationship dynamics or a virgin (Ecoli) commenting on love.

[Eslade]

Not sure what is more strange, a gay dude commenting on male/female relationship dynamics or a virgin (Ecoli) commenting on love.

This

[Tradesonred]

I dont know whats dumber, some guys making assumptions about my private life

Or me wasting my time commenting on it

[Greegon]

French girlfriends have hairy armpits

nice, hook it up

[FoxxHound]

Stay with the wife for the kids. Raise them right. Try to stop thinking with your dick.
If you can't; use a fleshlight like Kagatob would. Anime style~

[Barkingturtle]

OP needs to leave for the kids' sake, before they start patterning his selfish behavior. And really, "polyamorous" is just code for "I was molested, a lot". Seek counseling before you continue the cycle, imo.

[Super Hater]

stab her to death

[Biaxil]

Polyamarous=no self control.

^virgin

[Tradesonred]

stab her to death

You know what you dumb fucking americans cant buy at Wal-Mart

A moral compass

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[Tradesonred]

Its not the staffs fault that you fuckers act so dumb, it is their fault though that it is allowed to fester mostly unchecked.

[Nocsucow]

Sucks you failed as a man to keep a good marriage/family intact. The fact you still play eq with a failed marriage shows how immature you are.. Grow the fuck up and get your priorities straight....

[Farzo]

lol yaw. you can think you understand what your woman is thinking. and im sure you do to an extent. but the fact is that people, regardless of gender, behave differently when around different groups of people.

This includes their lover vs their friends. Their parents vs their siblings. Etc Etc

girls are innately crazy

and they take greaaaaaaaat pleasure in fucking their female friends over

no such thing as team women

[Tassador]

Its not the staffs fault that you fuckers act so dumb, it is their fault though that it is allowed to fester mostly unchecked.

ecoli 3000+ post and still no one cares...

[webrunner5]

Learn how to Jack Off better and quicker. It is a LOT more cheaper than what you are heading for. :D:D

[Juhstin]

Did you get a pre-nup for your EQ pixels? Would suck if she got your windstriker

[Glenzig]

^virgin

Oh most definitely. I'm so hideous I can't attract a woman that doesn't have a burn victim fetish.

[Glenzig]

Didn't read any of the thread, here's the best relationship advice you'll ever get though, whether you accept it or not is up to you:

There are 8.7 million species in the world, approximately 20 of which mate for life. That's 0.000002299%. If you think humans are one of those you would be wrong. The chances of meeting someone at the same place in life as you, and similar enough to you to make a go of it are slim. The odds you will grow and change at the same rate are 0.

There is no such thing is love, there is a chemical biological imperative to reproduce and mate. There is also a human dislike of change. When a relationship ends move on to a new one. Change is the only constant in life.

You're welcome.

Absolutely! I always base my moral judgments off the animal kingdom. So when I see you eating a delicious sandwich and I happen to be really hungry don't throw me in jail when I rip your hands off and take it from you.

[Tameth]

My ex girl standing with my next girl standing with the girl that I'm fucking right now

[LulzSect]

Glenzig be all like

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[Juhstin]

My ex girl standing with my next girl standing with the girl that I'm fucking right now

Doing work son