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Not Salem
11-17-2014, 03:46 PM
I woke up at 1pm on a monday, rolled out of my bed onto my computer desk, grabbed a bag of chips and showed the world why I'm the greatest Everquest player, ever.

http://i.imgur.com/cui3ifs.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/DjOwRnk.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/X4aFv4j.jpg

Colgate
11-17-2014, 03:49 PM
i can pras dat

Nirgon
11-17-2014, 03:51 PM
The advisor robe offers but little protection

then again so does the cobalt bp

pras

mostbitter
11-17-2014, 03:51 PM
droga hotly contested zone only for the best of the best

Burgerking
11-17-2014, 03:52 PM
I woke up at 1pm on a monday, rolled out of my bed onto my computer desk, grabbed a bag of chips and showed the world why I'm the greatest Everquest player, ever.

http://i.imgur.com/cui3ifs.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/DjOwRnk.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/X4aFv4j.jpg

Did you log off after get laid and play sports?

HippoNipple
11-17-2014, 03:54 PM
I'm jealous of both but more so the waking up at 1 pm part.

Juhstin
11-17-2014, 04:01 PM
pras

Not Salem
11-17-2014, 04:03 PM
[QUOTE]The advisor robe offers but little protection[QUOTE]

advisor robe, epic mage pet.. tough life

Genedin
11-17-2014, 04:12 PM
Can you be my sensei?

P.S. Lol at Juggz being back. Have fun with him in teamspeak pals.

Colgate
11-17-2014, 04:16 PM
Can you be my sensei?

P.S. Lol at Juggz being back. Have fun with him in teamspeak pals.

he's basically the opposite of lite on the spectrum

Nirgon
11-17-2014, 04:16 PM
[QUOTE]The advisor robe offers but little protection[QUOTE]

advisor robe, epic mage pet.. tough life

For your next quest you may slay he who wields the staff of temperate flux in his main hand and wears the PD earring

Nirgon
11-17-2014, 04:17 PM
Return to me when you have done this

Pikrib
11-17-2014, 04:19 PM
http://static.giantbomb.com/uploads/original/13/134534/2597652-9386355362-Speed.jpg
Lite

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/70/Eeyore.gif
Juggzmcgee

Genedin
11-17-2014, 04:20 PM
he's basically the opposite of lite on the spectrum

it's funny because it's true

Bazia
11-17-2014, 04:22 PM
For your next quest you may slay he who wields the staff of temperate flux in his main hand and wears the PD earring

O my sides lol

Juhstin
11-17-2014, 04:23 PM
http://static.giantbomb.com/uploads/original/13/134534/2597652-9386355362-Speed.jpg
Lite

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/70/Eeyore.gif
Juggzmcgee


Why does Jugg look like hes ready to take it from behind?

Darkone
11-17-2014, 04:24 PM
I woke up at 1pm on a monday, rolled out of my bed onto my computer desk, grabbed a bag of chips and showed the world why I'm the greatest Everquest player, ever.

http://i.imgur.com/cui3ifs.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/DjOwRnk.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/X4aFv4j.jpg

holy shit 4v1 , tstaff monk, epic mage hohoho jesus fucking christ have my babies salem u beast

Kergan
11-17-2014, 04:42 PM
Juggz maybe my favorite Nihilum applicant of all time. I remember running to PD room (not sure how this guy even got a VP key) shortly before it spawned one time. For Nihilum this was literally the most difficult thing 90% of the members had ever had to do in EverQuest. Well people get agro (shocker) and Juggz ends up running all over the place and eventually FD'ing. People are giving him shit in TS and he is fighting back which is of course the worse thing you can do to e-bully neckbeards. We had rogues opening the door to PD lair occasionally to drag bodies and shit and all of a sudden the door opens and I see Juggz run through it towards the raid. He exclaims in TS basically "fuck you guys I made it on my own using nothing but my brains and EQ prowess". I'm paraphrasing there but that was the gist of it.

Well it turns out he has a big train on him from who the fuck knows where and people are yelling at him to FD before he wipes the raid. Well he fails FD and makes a b-line to the door, barely escaping PDs lair.

Glad he wasn't in a bard group.

Hope you enjoyed this short story.

iiNGloriouS
11-17-2014, 04:49 PM
[QUOTE=Not Salem;1682899][QUOTE]The advisor robe offers but little protection

For your next quest you may slay he who wields the staff of temperate flux in his main hand and wears the PD earring

What is the reward for this quest?

Pitborn
11-17-2014, 04:53 PM
I woke up at 1pm on a monday

Living la vida loca

Pikrib
11-17-2014, 04:56 PM
[QUOTE=Nirgon;1682926][QUOTE=Not Salem;1682899]

What is the reward for this quest?

A 10 slot stinging wort will go to the man who can provide me proof of death. Be ye not a guildmember or ally of this man.

Genedin
11-17-2014, 04:58 PM
I have got plenty of stories. I think he will forge many new ones for you all to enjoy though so I'll keep them to myself.

Jib
11-17-2014, 05:18 PM
Juggz maybe my favorite Nihilum applicant of all time. I remember running to PD room (not sure how this guy even got a VP key) shortly before it spawned one time. For Nihilum this was literally the most difficult thing 90% of the members had ever had to do in EverQuest. Well people get agro (shocker) and Juggz ends up running all over the place and eventually FD'ing. People are giving him shit in TS and he is fighting back which is of course the worse thing you can do to e-bully neckbeards. We had rogues opening the door to PD lair occasionally to drag bodies and shit and all of a sudden the door opens and I see Juggz run through it towards the raid. He exclaims in TS basically "fuck you guys I made it on my own using nothing but my brains and EQ prowess". I'm paraphrasing there but that was the gist of it.

Well it turns out he has a big train on him from who the fuck knows where and people are yelling at him to FD before he wipes the raid. Well he fails FD and makes a b-line to the door, barely escaping PDs lair.

Glad he wasn't in a bard group.

Hope you enjoyed this short story.

I was there on orran, I remember him running into a wurm with no invis moving from xygoz ramp to pillow room then rage quitting. I got guild kicked like an hour after and must have missed the PD lair part. I thought he got booted just for being a complete moran at the pillow ramp lol

Casey VII
11-17-2014, 11:03 PM
Juggz by far one of the greediest dumbest people I've ever played with. His brother Yabo is an even bigger faggot.

Farzo
11-17-2014, 11:04 PM
Nice!

Not_Kazowi
11-17-2014, 11:06 PM
nothing like waking up at 1 pm on a monday to play emulated everquest with 80 other people when youre 30 years old


#success

Not Salem
11-18-2014, 12:49 AM
http://i.imgur.com/QJYHADL.jpg

RIP xp loss

Potus
11-18-2014, 12:55 AM
This is a Ping Fuzzlecutter town.

Kenan
11-18-2014, 03:06 AM
Yo dog remember that level 50 cleric you dueled?

http://imgur.com/a/fxBLG

Genedin
11-18-2014, 11:10 AM
Hint: No on believes you dueled Salem 1v1 on a 50 cleric and beat him. Not even yourself.

Mac Drettj
11-18-2014, 12:03 PM
Yo dog remember that level 50 cleric you dueled?

http://imgur.com/a/fxBLG

looooooooooool

Juhstin
11-18-2014, 12:26 PM
Hint: No on believes you dueled Salem 1v1 on a 50 cleric and beat him. Not even yourself.

I believe it

Nirgon
11-18-2014, 12:36 PM
It's like bind camping for YT or griefing xp groups in full raid buffs/best in slot gear


No1 care if u think u won something