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Super Hater
11-12-2014, 04:21 PM
Post all you're really awesome selfies here

Eslade
11-12-2014, 04:23 PM
http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/481/133/4a7.jpg

HippoNipple
11-12-2014, 04:24 PM
http://www.project1999.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=5636&stc=1&thumb=1&d=1415810784

daasgoot
11-12-2014, 04:24 PM
http://i.imgur.com/FLuCyIk.jpg

Mac Drettj
11-12-2014, 04:25 PM
Hateraid Bloodthirst
Date Added: Jul 09, 2002
Real Name: Hater Aider
Guild: Dynasty of Shadows
Real Gender: M
Avatar's Gender: M
Avatar's Level: 55 (Recorded on Jul 12, 2002)
Avatar's Class: Shadow Knight
Avatar's Race: Dark Elf
Country: United States
Timezone: (GMT -08:00)
Server: Rallos Zek
Age: 22
Magelo Profile: 294079
Alternates: None available.
Personal Bio:

Hello! I was bored at home so i decided to post here for fun =) I live in Sacramento, CA, I have a 55 de sk on the Rallos Zek server. I have been playing eq for about 2 years now..(how sad)..yep...stuck on the evercrack!...well sorta. anyways..If you are bored like me, and wanna drop me a line..plz feel free to do so, even if you dont have much to say. say hi or something crazy...i get kicks outta people. (people entertain me) well gotta go for now! later.


http://i.imgur.com/laZAykx.png

Super Hater
11-12-2014, 04:26 PM
http://kisspeoria.com/kisswp2013/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/asian-selfie.jpg

Eslade
11-12-2014, 04:28 PM
Jul 09, 2002
Age: 22
Nov 12, 2014
Age: 34
LOL

Eslade
11-12-2014, 04:32 PM
http://cdn.makeagif.com/media/1-03-2014/n_eE4u.gif

Super Hater
11-12-2014, 04:48 PM
Jul 09, 2002
Age: 22
Nov 12, 2014
Age: 34
LOL


Told you I lied about my age so older fat bitches would fuck me. 20 just wasn't old enough...





I'm 32. I'll live longer than you though if the stairs don't take me.

Eslade
11-12-2014, 04:52 PM
Proves nothing, post military ID.

Genedin
11-12-2014, 04:57 PM
If the stairs don't take me. lol

Mac Drettj
11-12-2014, 05:03 PM
Thrombotic thrombocytopenic purpura (TTP or Moschcowitz syndrome[1]:822) is a rare disorder of the blood-coagulation system, causing extensive microscopic clots to form in the small blood vessels throughout the body.[2][3] These small blood clots, called thrombi, can damage many organs including the kidneys, heart and brain.

Ironic

Super Hater
11-12-2014, 05:16 PM
Thrombotic thrombocytopenic purpura (TTP or Moschcowitz syndrome[1]:822) is a rare disorder of the blood-coagulation system, causing extensive microscopic clots to form in the small blood vessels throughout the body.[2][3] These small blood clots, called thrombi, can damage many organs including the kidneys, heart and brain.

Ironic




Worst street doctor ever...

LulzSect
11-12-2014, 05:19 PM
you gotta by kidneying me

Eslade
11-12-2014, 05:20 PM
Mostly Asians get what I have and don't notice the symptoms until it's too late. Might wanna get yourself checked out Hater.

Steel Warrior
11-12-2014, 05:24 PM
I'm not a huge fan of Eslade based on his shitty posts, but this thing where people attack him for kidney failure is really despicable.

Yeah, yeah, I know.

http://www.returnofkings.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/White-Knight.jpg

Eslade
11-12-2014, 05:26 PM
Don't feel bad, I'm fine lol. If it was something that I was sensitive about, nobody would know.

LulzSect
11-12-2014, 05:26 PM
especially when supertryhard is at risk for same diagnosis

ironic indeed

Super Hater
11-12-2014, 05:32 PM
That medical form was from my active duty days. For my job I had to be 200% of what an average human was, so I'm guessing I slipped by MEPS and all my deployment screenings with rare blood conditions for all those years and bimonthly lab work done.

Makes sense...






And btw. When you wish death upon others and call them ******s and chinks, expecting sympathy from them is pretty retarded.

Eslade
11-12-2014, 05:34 PM
That medical form was from my active duty days. For my job I had to be 200% of what an average human was, so I'm guessing I slipped by MEPS and all my deployment screenings with rare blood conditions for all those years and bimonthly lab work done.

Makes sense...






And btw. When you wish death upon others and call them ******s and chinks, expecting sympathy from them is pretty retarded.

Never called you any of those and never asked for sympathy.

Get a job.

Super Hater
11-12-2014, 05:41 PM
Never called you any of those

Cnk ngr


Fgt

daasgoot
11-12-2014, 05:42 PM
where all the selfies at?

Eslade
11-12-2014, 05:43 PM
I like crash nitro kart, no gym required.
Sorry I forgot a comma.
You're still a closet faggot though.

Super Hater
11-12-2014, 05:52 PM
.

Super Hater
11-12-2014, 05:55 PM
..

Dillian
11-12-2014, 06:36 PM
http://new4.fjcdn.com/comments/One+more+bc+its+funny+to+me+_83f89308162a8c137211a d7095b214f9.jpg

Bazia
11-12-2014, 06:38 PM
air force reserve

did u hand out sandwiches on the planes to bagram or something

Dillian
11-12-2014, 06:42 PM
most military branches pick on each other. I am USMC. My brother was army. While we both pick on each other we can both come to the agreement that at least we weren't air-force crybabys.

Mac Drettj
11-12-2014, 06:45 PM
That medical form was from my active duty days. For my job I had to be 200% of what an average human was, so I'm guessing I slipped by MEPS and all my deployment screenings with rare blood conditions for all those years and bimonthly lab work done.

Makes sense...






And btw. When you wish death upon others and call them ******s and chinks, expecting sympathy from them is pretty retarded.

You've got to be kidneying me... nobody asked for your life story

Farzo
11-12-2014, 07:21 PM
http://i.imgur.com/FLuCyIk.jpg


Nice man, good looking gal you got there.

Dillian
11-12-2014, 07:24 PM
http://i.imgur.com/FLuCyIk.jpg I vote them for best looking couple on P99.

Super Hater
11-12-2014, 07:27 PM
air force reserve

did u hand out sandwiches on the planes to bagram or something

I was active duty before serving my 4 xtra contracted reserve years. I did more in the OEF than your fat ass. No fuckin way they would let us get fat like you. Do some research on JTAC ops and feel stupid. I SERE trained basic fat fucks like you from all branches.

Lol at the pics of you in the desert you posted looking fat as fuck with no weapon that you took down as soon as you started being mad fun of. You seriously look like you were serving food at the DFAC or something.





Dylan still trying to communicate with me that he's an MMA fighter and shit like I give a fuck. Who are you?

Super Hater
11-12-2014, 07:31 PM
where all the selfies at?

You already won bro. No one competing with that. I'd bone both of you. No homo.

daasgoot
11-12-2014, 07:33 PM
lol

Circumcision
11-12-2014, 07:35 PM
SUP PALS
http://i62.tinypic.com/24mgflx.jpg
http://i59.tinypic.com/2mh6hbd.jpg
http://scontent-b.cdninstagram.com/hphotos-xpa1/t51.2885-15/10707188_582762078502427_2058875559_n.jpg

AM I DOING IT RIGHT?

Farzo
11-12-2014, 07:37 PM
u r circumcision -

seen lots of you tattooed pierced types at Manchester Orchestra last night....some dude called Kevin Devine too? dunno its my gf's music I just tagged along.

Sidelle
11-12-2014, 07:42 PM
http://www.project1999.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=5636&stc=1&thumb=1&d=1415810784
Wow, with arms that hairless and baby-smooth you can bet his vagina is equally well-tended. Kudos. :)

Super Hater
11-12-2014, 07:46 PM
Wow, with arms that hairless and baby-smooth you can bet his vagina is equally well-tended. Kudos. :)

My vagina is always well tended.







P.S. Circum looks like the best stoner buddy you could ever have.

Sidelle
11-12-2014, 07:52 PM
http://i.imgur.com/FLuCyIk.jpg

I vote them for best looking couple on P99.

Tacitus
11-12-2014, 08:15 PM
I was active duty before serving my 4 xtra contracted reserve years. I did more in the OEF than your fat ass. No fuckin way they would let us get fat like you. Do some research on JTAC ops and feel stupid. I SERE trained basic fat fucks like you from all branches.

Lol at the pics of you in the desert you posted looking fat as fuck with no weapon that you took down as soon as you started being mad fun of. You seriously look like you were serving food at the DFAC or something.





Dylan still trying to communicate with me that he's an MMA fighter and shit like I give a fuck. Who are you?

ya bazia spent hours a day trying to convince me the army was for smart people and was super hardcore

Bazia
11-12-2014, 08:29 PM
u were not a JTAC as an e4 dog u aint gotta lie to kick it

Bazia
11-12-2014, 08:39 PM
also have no idea what you are talking about photo wise i have 1 pic on this forum from the irl thread like 2 years ago thats still there

daasgoot
11-12-2014, 08:46 PM
also have no idea what you are talking about photo wise i have 1 pic on this forum from the irl thread like 2 years ago thats still there

new selfie plz.

Bazia
11-12-2014, 08:47 PM
send weed in mail maybe i give u 1

daasgoot
11-12-2014, 09:02 PM
send weed in mail maybe i give u 1

weed for pixels? sounds like RMT.

ban plz.

Super Hater
11-12-2014, 09:21 PM
ya bazia spent hours a day trying to convince me the army was for smart people and was super hardcore

Oh here's Bazia. Lookin dorky as hell, trying his hardest to hold his stomach in.


Lets see...

1..Unarmed
2..No gear what so ever (not even in proper military regs without even a hat in broad daylight)
3..Pale as fuck in one of the hottest places in the world (probably workin inside a building over there pushing papers)
4..Clean ass trousers, boots and a crisp ass belt. you wernt doing shit bruh


http://i1112.photobucket.com/albums/k482/Phototurtle/CPTK-Copy_zpsc8aa2f48.jpg

I couldn't even PT without my rifle, and you're taking pics like you're in fucking Disneyland.



gtfo here clown. seriously. lol

Bazia
11-12-2014, 09:26 PM
im glad u took the effort to dig it up i sure wasnt gonna

Super Hater
11-12-2014, 09:33 PM
send weed in mail maybe i give u 1

Out of the military and smoking weed like its a fad.


Def fatter

Bazia
11-12-2014, 09:37 PM
?

Tacitus
11-12-2014, 09:48 PM
?

u needa stop posting on the forums u been getting rocked lately, distraction 2 u?

Bazia
11-12-2014, 09:49 PM
mic broke ruff times atm

Bazia
11-12-2014, 10:17 PM
also no idea why hater so angry, i wasnt trying to be a dick i was just curious

Super Hater
11-12-2014, 10:34 PM
also no idea why hater so angry, i wasnt trying to be a dick i was just curious

You were def trying to be a dick, and I'm far from mad. ;) Just had to put a bitch in his place. Namean?

Sektor
11-12-2014, 10:34 PM
See sig

Bazia
11-12-2014, 10:40 PM
u da bitch bitch i fite u irl

Super Hater
11-13-2014, 12:46 AM
u da bitch bitch i fite u irl

How bout I smash your face in before I enjoy my savory classic Philly Cheesesteak at the r99 get-together in January mother fucker?

Bazia
11-13-2014, 12:51 AM
ill scruffle ur suit fucker

Tacitus
11-13-2014, 01:28 AM
bazia lives in Maryland 2, no excuse not to go unless he scared of hater..like 1hr drive

Tacitus
11-13-2014, 01:29 AM
wuld pay in game plat to c u guys joust irl

Dillian
11-13-2014, 01:50 AM
cool im in Virginia hater ill give you the address to my work so you can come get shot at the security gate for trying to get in.
Gates is a motherfucker

Mac Drettj
11-13-2014, 02:10 AM
Great thread

lots of confused bipolar swings and life stories from super hater

We really got to know him

Dillian
11-13-2014, 02:18 AM
he was a SERE trainer as a junior nco in the airforce. he is so op.

Super Hater
11-13-2014, 02:40 AM
cool im in Virginia hater ill give you the address to my work so you can come get shot at the security gate for trying to get in.
Gates is a motherfucker

? That was random. Who are you? Last time I heard from you, you were trying to tell me you were a pro MMA fighter or some stupid shit like I care. You're just randomly threatened by me for some reason it's hilarious.

Some bitchmade ass nerds on this server man I swear...

SamwiseRed
11-13-2014, 02:43 AM
oh lawd this thread. take what anyone says they did in the military and tone it down about 20 notches and youll almost know the truth.

Super Hater
11-13-2014, 02:53 AM
http://geekvox.com.br/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/01.gif

SamwiseRed
11-13-2014, 02:56 AM
http://i.imgur.com/9dfoEmI.jpg

Super Hater
11-13-2014, 02:59 AM
http://www.cinemablend.com/images/news_img/31152/in_the_army_now_31152.jpg

SamwiseRed
11-13-2014, 03:01 AM
http://i.imgur.com/eIkNi0J.jpg

Bazia
11-13-2014, 03:07 AM
damn bdu old school

Super Hater
11-13-2014, 03:10 AM
http://i.imgur.com/eIkNi0J.jpg

http://www.moviepilot.de/files/images/0652/0590/Alan_Ruck5_article.jpg

Dillian
11-13-2014, 03:25 AM
? That was random. Who are you? Last time I heard from you, you were trying to tell me you were a pro MMA fighter or some stupid shit like I care. You're just randomly threatened by me for some reason it's hilarious.

Some bitchmade ass nerds on this server man I swear... No last time you heard from me was your 90;s style vegas room at the palms thread fgt

Dillian
11-13-2014, 03:28 AM
also show me the thread where i said i was pro. Your grandfather use to slave in mines and was forced to lay railroad. fgt

Super Hater
11-13-2014, 04:00 AM
also show me the thread where i said i was pro. Your grandfather use to slave in mines and was forced to lay railroad. fgt

Oh look! I got you to racist level of mad. sweet!



I am an amateur mma fighter. But your still short. Also i make random comments when I am bored. Thats all you are a source of escape from me being bored. How does that make you feel? Sorry, amateur. wtf ever. who cares?

someone has the shortman syndrome. He has the have everything bigger and better to make up for his inadequate size (prolly in more areas then one). He's like 4'10 but drives a truck with a 8 inch lift he needs a stool to get in.

you no me you just dont no it. you see me three times a week at least. Have fun figuring out who i am. also quit being fake on here or ill blast it wide open about who you really hang around and what you do.


jelly fuckin weirdo. lol


god i love r99

ExedOut
11-13-2014, 06:21 AM
.

Kergan
11-13-2014, 10:59 AM
Cute pic, although you and your mom seem to have crossed some sort of societal boundary in that picture that I can't quite put my finger on.

Mac Drettj
11-13-2014, 11:21 AM
Super hater still spiralling down a dark depressing hole of self awareness?

Smedy
11-13-2014, 11:23 AM
anyone even read super haters threads these days? i avoid like the fucking plague

Mac Drettj
11-13-2014, 11:25 AM
He's like a gore gif u can't help but glance while cringing

Eslade
11-13-2014, 11:28 AM
I like to make him so mad that he posts inexplicable selfies like it was his idea. Next level mind control experiments going on in this office.

deadlycupcakez
11-13-2014, 12:11 PM
damnit im not a hot blonde girl irl

http://i61.tinypic.com/x0vfnp.jpg

Kergan
11-13-2014, 12:15 PM
Are you from Portland? Just a guess.

deadlycupcakez
11-13-2014, 12:22 PM
denver baby denver!

Super Hater
11-13-2014, 12:24 PM
Super hater still spiralling down a dark depressing hole of self awareness?

anyone even read super haters threads these days? i avoid like the fucking plague

I like to make him so mad that he posts inexplicable selfies like it was his idea. Next level mind control experiments going on in this office.

Everyone enjoying thread besides the same ole miserables. You can tell who the fattys are.

Eslade
11-13-2014, 12:32 PM
I'm so fat that I use those scooters in the supermarket to buy a pack of gum. No fucking way am I walking all the way from the door to the register.

hagard
11-13-2014, 12:56 PM
the love relationship between eslade and super hater has gotten old.
u 2 queers should just walk away from the keyboard

Eslade
11-13-2014, 01:07 PM
the love relationship between eslade and super hater has gotten old.
u 2 queers should just walk away from the keyboard

You sound mad / jealous.
You can have him if you want.

Jib
11-13-2014, 01:08 PM
hard to get the angle right with my paws

hagard
11-13-2014, 01:14 PM
naww just every thread is you 2 goin back and forth like elementary children
im embarrassed for yall

Fame
11-13-2014, 01:15 PM
Cute pic, although you and your mom seem to have crossed some sort of societal boundary in that picture that I can't quite put my finger on.

holy fuck LOL

BulletCatcher
11-13-2014, 01:16 PM
Oh here's Bazia. Lookin dorky as hell, trying his hardest to hold his stomach in.


Lets see...

1..Unarmed
Not everyone carried a weapon with them at all times if they were behind the wire.

2..No gear what so ever (not even in proper military regs without even a hat in broad daylight)
Military regs for being in the desert? Looks alright to me except the BDU top, which can be a command decision.

3..Pale as fuck in one of the hottest places in the world (probably workin inside a building over there pushing papers)

Uhh... I did notice this too.

4..Clean ass trousers, boots and a crisp ass belt. you wernt doing shit bruh
It was just laundry day?

[INSERT PIC OF STANDARD SOLDIER]

I couldn't even PT without my rifle, and you're taking pics like you're in fucking Disneyland.
They forced you to do pt? I didnt have time for that. between gearing up, mission briefs, and maintenance... I barely had time to shit shower (once in a while) and shave and eat.


gtfo here clown. seriously. lol

Mind sharing a redacted copy of your DD214 (member copy 4)? You seem to be making a lot of claims and telling others what they are or are not. Just curious about your experiences, because sadly, the only tough as nails AirForce guys I ever meet were PJs, Forward Observers, and Black Hats.

Bazia
11-13-2014, 01:18 PM
pjs and jtacs only yaw thats what i said

Jib
11-13-2014, 01:19 PM
.

deadlycupcakez
11-13-2014, 01:28 PM
hottie

Juhstin
11-13-2014, 01:30 PM
If everyone ignored Super Hater I'm pretty sure he'd commit suicide and then wouldn't have to worry about forums anymore.

Eslade
11-13-2014, 01:30 PM
naww just every thread is you 2 goin back and forth like elementary children
im embarrassed for yall

It's all for shits and giggles. For all I know, Hater could be one of you fucks ripping some poor schmuck's facebook page.

gunner
11-13-2014, 01:47 PM
I was active duty before serving my 4 xtra contracted reserve years. I did more in the OEF than your fat ass. No fuckin way they would let us get fat like you. Do some research on JTAC ops and feel stupid. I SERE trained basic fat fucks like you from all branches.

Lol at the pics of you in the desert you posted looking fat as fuck with no weapon that you took down as soon as you started being mad fun of. You seriously look like you were serving food at the DFAC or something.





Dylan still trying to communicate with me that he's an MMA fighter and shit like I give a fuck. Who are you?


Bragging about your high speed military service on a Everquest forum leads me to believe you are a shit bag telling tales. Are quite a few Veterans on this server some of who where finished with their 4 years while u where in still in high school.

I am curious as to what you where in the Air Force? Unless you where a CCT, PJ or Pilot you where not a Instructor at SERE school. How did you get teaching orders to a advanced training program in a 4 year tour and still have time to be in the middle east eating bugs and serving american justice to Arabian Red Necks? When i was in Contracted reserve time only happens on a entry contract into the service. after you sign a new contract when 1st is finished the Mandatory reserve time is waived so you only did one tour. 2 year Active 4 year Active reserve contracts are pretty common place and it sounds like what you did. There are Organizations in this country who do nothing but research peoples military records looking for liars or as they like to call it "Stolen Valor". All they need is a name to have all your military records released to them under the Freedom of Information act. So as a friendly piece of advice, Keep your military bragging in check, there are veterans here who can read through bullshit and unless you want to be front page news on a websight like
http://thisainthell.us/blog/

I would keep the war stories to your self

http://i841.photobucket.com/albums/zz335/gunnr80/isapi_zpsfb8dfc35.jpg

I have a picture of me holding a gun looking tuff in Guam 1998, i am not in the barracks wearing PT gear so not sure if u can relate.

Eslade
11-13-2014, 01:53 PM
Somewhere out there relapse is smiling.

freez
11-13-2014, 02:05 PM
lol

LulzSect
11-13-2014, 02:21 PM
http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/2962443/armydunk.gif

Swyft
11-13-2014, 02:33 PM
It's all for shits and giggles. For all I know, Hater could be one of you fucks ripping some poor schmuck's facebook page.

What kind of fucking psycho would pretend they are someone else?

http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/Tyler-Durden-Takes-off-sunglasses-shock-Fight-Club.gif

LulzSect
11-13-2014, 02:34 PM
It's more likely than you think.

Super Hater
11-13-2014, 03:46 PM
Bragging about your high speed military service on a Everquest forum leads me to believe you are a shit bag telling tales. Are quite a few Veterans on this server some of who where finished with their 4 years while u where in still in high school.

I am curious as to what you where in the Air Force? Unless you where a CCT, PJ or Pilot you where not a Instructor at SERE school. How did you get teaching orders to a advanced training program in a 4 year tour and still have time to be in the middle east eating bugs and serving american justice to Arabian Red Necks? When i was in Contracted reserve time only happens on a entry contract into the service. after you sign a new contract when 1st is finished the Mandatory reserve time is waived so you only did one tour. 2 year Active 4 year Active reserve contracts are pretty common place and it sounds like what you did. There are Organizations in this country who do nothing but research peoples military records looking for liars or as they like to call it "Stolen Valor". All they need is a name to have all your military records released to them under the Freedom of Information act. So as a friendly piece of advice, Keep your military bragging in check, there are veterans here who can read through bullshit and unless you want to be front page news on a websight like
http://thisainthell.us/blog/

I would keep the war stories to your self

http://i841.photobucket.com/albums/zz335/gunnr80/isapi_zpsfb8dfc35.jpg

I have a picture of me holding a gun looking tuff in Guam 1998, i am not in the barracks wearing PT gear so not sure if u can relate.




http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20121025015115/uncyclopedia/images/b/ba/Troll_face_by_nintendude64-d3c7tvg.gif

thugcruncher
11-13-2014, 03:52 PM
http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/2962443/armydunk.gif

what is this thread even about

Super Hater
11-13-2014, 03:58 PM
http://www.hahastop.com/pictures/Nerd_Soldier.jpg

gunner
11-13-2014, 04:04 PM
http://assets.diylol.com/hfs/356/eba/81e/resized/air-force-dudes-meme-generator-wants-to-be-infantry-joins-the-air-force-c46d20.jpg?1350939238.jpg

thugcruncher
11-13-2014, 04:06 PM
https://33.media.tumblr.com/9c0be10ae081e7e73bfdbe919ab0e75b/tumblr_n52feyep6A1rvekoro1_400.gif

Mac Drettj
11-13-2014, 04:30 PM
supertryhard trying super hard to impress strangers with his fan fiction stories

Eslade
11-13-2014, 04:30 PM
http://www.hahastop.com/pictures/Nerd_Soldier.jpg

Awesome, super scope and dual lethal enforcers pistols? Yes plz.

India
11-13-2014, 05:15 PM
denver baby denver!

Perry Park!!

BulletCatcher
11-13-2014, 05:30 PM
Super Hater, so you wont be giving a DD214 to corroborate you self made claims of badassery? Just more selfies?

Juhstin
11-13-2014, 05:39 PM
Super Hater is first and only person I'll ever ignore on forums. He was funny at most but now its just sad and he tries too hard

BulletCatcher
11-13-2014, 05:42 PM
In know SuperHater is lurking here. Hopefully getting that 214 to shut us all up...

gunner
11-13-2014, 05:50 PM
In know SuperHater is lurking here. Hopefully getting that 214 to shut us all up...


https://d26horl2n8pviu.cloudfront.net/pictures/images/000/005/923/for_gallery_v2/10551071_10201295638911875_7503106552704205061_n_1 _.jpg?1405887884

Eslade
11-13-2014, 05:53 PM
lol, that guy's seen some shit.

Genedin
11-13-2014, 05:57 PM
Picture makes me sad.

Steel Warrior
11-13-2014, 06:04 PM
http://i.imgur.com/FLuCyIk.jpg

That girl looks to be about 5'4" and 110 pounds. She obviously has this beta by the balls. Look at the cunning in her eyes, and the stupid in his.

daasgoot
11-13-2014, 06:11 PM
That girl looks to be about 5'4" and 110 pounds. She obviously has this beta by the balls. Look at the cunning in her eyes, and the stupid in his.

stay rustled pal!

Steel Warrior
11-13-2014, 06:15 PM
She picked out the shirt you're wearing.

daasgoot
11-13-2014, 06:17 PM
She picked out the shirt you're wearing.

confirmed true statement.

Steel Warrior
11-13-2014, 06:18 PM
confirmed true statement.

There was never a doubt in my mind. Straight guys don't buy pastels for themselves.

Super Hater
11-13-2014, 06:58 PM
Been a busy day fighting wars and shit. Just scanned through a few pages via Iphone7.

Lookin great!

BulletCatcher
11-13-2014, 07:02 PM
DD214 or gtfo.

Steel Warrior
11-13-2014, 07:14 PM
my gf literally buys all my clothes for me

Yeah, I'm not sure you understand what that says about you.

daasgoot
11-13-2014, 07:16 PM
Yeah, I'm not sure you understand what that says about you.

its actually awesome...

been married 5 years so my wife knows what i like.. buys all my clothes for me.

shits awesome. I NEVER have to shop.

Steel Warrior
11-13-2014, 07:18 PM
That's so sweet.

Next time she wants to go out for Thai food, try this: say that you'd rather go to the hole in the wall barbecue place for ribs and brisket. While you're eating curry and noodles, ask her where she keeps your balls.

Steel Warrior
11-13-2014, 07:19 PM
Jelly?

It's probably a good thing for you. She'll likely run your life much better than you'd run it for yourself.

daasgoot
11-13-2014, 07:22 PM
That's so sweet.

Next time she wants to go out for Thai food, try this: say that you'd rather go to the hole in the wall barbecue place for ribs and brisket. While you're eating curry and noodles, ask her where she keeps your balls.

so so very rustled.. shits funny.

Steel Warrior
11-13-2014, 07:26 PM
Remind me, what is it that I'm rustled about again?

That you're married to a short, flat-chested six who dresses you in pastels?

BulletCatcher
11-13-2014, 07:27 PM
Remind me, what is it that I'm rustled about again?

That you're married to a short, flat-chested six who dresses you in pastels?


Urustledbro?

Fame
11-13-2014, 07:38 PM
http://cines.com/files/2013/08/kurt-russell-a-todo-gas-7.jpg

BulletCatcher
11-13-2014, 07:39 PM
Hahahaha

Yumyums Inmahtumtums
11-13-2014, 07:55 PM
Fame pal that really made me mad

Steel Warrior
11-13-2014, 08:04 PM
that is kinda the whole point of a woman

http://cdn.visualnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/Betta-Fish-Photography-6.jpg

Well said.

Yumyums Inmahtumtums
11-13-2014, 08:11 PM
that is kinda the whole point of a woman

Fame
11-13-2014, 08:12 PM
Fame pal that really made me mad

Huh.. it stirred thoughts of wonder within me.. What the hell are those zippers for? :o

Pikrib
11-13-2014, 08:29 PM
My wife keeps my balls in her purse next to my man card. I only get them back when I go to Home Depot.

Yumyums Inmahtumtums
11-13-2014, 08:34 PM
Nice, pikrib!

I asked mine for an allowance last week but she said I'll just spend it on slurpees that I'll probably spill on my white pants.

Pikrib
11-13-2014, 08:34 PM
Perry Park!!

Thornton here

Pikrib
11-13-2014, 08:36 PM
Nice, pikrib!

I asked mine for an allowance last week but she said I'll just spend it on slurpees that I'll probably spill on my white pants.

I'm going to make my wife dinner right now before she beats me for not having dinner ready when she gets home. later

daasgoot
11-13-2014, 08:46 PM
I'm going to make my wife dinner right now before she beats me for not having dinner ready when she gets home. later

does she at least hit you where ppl can't see the bruises? mine don't give a shit.. she hits me in the face.

Kergan
11-13-2014, 10:03 PM
Just use a bag of fresh Valencia oranges, never leaves a mark.

Yumyums Inmahtumtums
11-13-2014, 10:40 PM
Valencia so goog. Love when my wife buys them

Recycled Children
11-13-2014, 11:42 PM
This was interesting.

Pikrib
11-14-2014, 10:07 AM
Hey Hateraid don't let your little mogwai get wet, no food after midnight and no bright lights.

http://i.imgur.com/ax0tE3x.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/Hlu9U2V.png

I have an aunt that has had 7 of these little dogs. # 1 got eaten by a bird of prey, # 2 got sucked under the treadmill, etc etc.

Genedin
11-14-2014, 10:36 AM
dogs that small always have health problems and lack intelligence of other dogs due to peanut sized brain.

my friend bought two and i won't go over to his place to hang out anymore

Pikrib
11-14-2014, 10:40 AM
less friends = more everquest

Super Hater
11-14-2014, 02:14 PM
dogs that small always have health problems and lack intelligence of other dogs due to peanut sized brain.

my friend bought two and i won't go over to his place to hang out anymore

Believe it or not, she is 12 years old still healthy as hell and the smartest dog I have ever had. Doesnt even act like a dog. She thinks she is human. She smokes weed, eats roaches and sleeps all day. I swear she is like a human spirit reincarnated. Coolest dog ever.

freez
11-14-2014, 02:21 PM
i pray you run her over with your 88 corolla and pop her head like a grape



god bless

Yumyums Inmahtumtums
11-14-2014, 02:49 PM
Not cool. Keep animals out of this, k?

Eslade
11-14-2014, 02:51 PM
Guessing that dog is well acquainted to the taste of peanut butter.

-TK-
11-14-2014, 03:50 PM
Thornton here

Lone Tree. CO the place to be.

Super Hater
11-14-2014, 04:00 PM
Guessing that dog is well acquainted to the taste of peanut butter.


That shit is for rookies. PB has too much of a thick consistency. Can't really feel her tongue through all the pasty texture. My dog and I prefer to step towards the other side of the sammy, and go with the Concord grape jelly. Smucker's over Welch's.

Feels better on my dick.





u fkn fgt

HippoNipple
11-14-2014, 04:37 PM
I was confused but now it makes sense why you have such a small dog.

BulletCatcher
11-14-2014, 04:46 PM
Hey hater. Get your lying piece of shit self outta here. Go tell fake ass war stories elsewhere you fucking REMF FOBBIT ass Chariforce Ranger.

Super Hater
11-14-2014, 05:17 PM
Hey hater. Get your lying piece of shit self outta here. Go tell fake ass war stories elsewhere you fucking REMF FOBBIT ass Chariforce Ranger.

I singlehandedly won the war. Why are you so jelly? You have your freedom because of me. Don't make me take it away, private.

Not_Kazowi
11-14-2014, 05:18 PM
Hateraid is best troll ever

Never seen so many people upset over 1 guy

Slathar
11-14-2014, 05:31 PM
Rexx aligns himself with Superhater































continues to care

Eslade
11-14-2014, 05:37 PM
Rexx = Super Hater?

BulletCatcher
11-14-2014, 06:00 PM
I singlehandedly won the war. Why are you so jelly? You have your freedom because of me. Don't make me take it away, private.

Nah, you're atypical internet turd that tells stories to make themselves appear something they are not. Lets be honest. You prob never served. YOu wish you would have but you lack the intestinal fortitude to do something for more than your selfish wants.

If Hater wasn't in the service and he is trolling people then why get all butt hurt when someone told him he was serving sandwiches? Its cuz other people prob believe your bullshit. So get angry, make jokes about it. Its cool. You'll always be a wannabe. So again I say, DD214 or GTFO. You have no other argument. YOu can lie on the internet, but don't be stupid about it. I mean fuck a little bit of googling could have made your lie more believable.

Super Hater
11-14-2014, 07:15 PM
Nah, you're atypical internet turd that tells stories to make themselves appear something they are not. Lets be honest. You prob never served. YOu wish you would have but you lack the intestinal fortitude to do something for more than your selfish wants.

If Hater wasn't in the service and he is trolling people then why get all butt hurt when someone told him he was serving sandwiches? Its cuz other people prob believe your bullshit. So get angry, make jokes about it. Its cool. You'll always be a wannabe. So again I say, DD214 or GTFO. You have no other argument. YOu can lie on the internet, but don't be stupid about it. I mean fuck a little bit of googling could have made your lie more believable.

You're right. I never did serve. I'm stealing your valor bro. So what are you going to do about it? I'll rip your rank off your arm, and serve you up some phony discharge paperwork while I'm at it. Now go back to being the meat shield that you are, before I reprimand you, pirate.

daasgoot
11-14-2014, 07:18 PM
rustle is strong in this thread.

Super Hater
11-14-2014, 07:30 PM
Indeed. I'm now getting TLDRs via private message now...


Where is it? You made some bold claims. That supposedly selfie pic of yourself looks like bullshit too. Whoever that is looks like a fuckin punk loser wanna be try hard thug. Head tilted to the side like some hard ass mother fucker... In the air force.

Now go get me a sandwich, no mayo. Don't fuck it up.

Or you can stop acting like a little cunt and send me a DD214. Don't fake it either, I'm gonna analyze it.


DD316 is otw!

daasgoot
11-14-2014, 07:34 PM
wowow.. rustle stronger than i could have ever imagined.

pras red99, pras rustle

Super Hater
11-14-2014, 07:53 PM
looks like a fuckin punk loser wanna be try hard thug. Head tilted to the side like some hard ass mother fucker

Not sure how being dressed in PT gear and tilting your head to the side makes you look like a thug nowadays. I know what you really want to say to me though. Its ok, we are on the internet. I know its coming sooner or later.


http://ts2.mm.bing.net/th?id=HN.608050580715406509&pid=15.1&P=0

Circumcision
11-14-2014, 07:55 PM
SUP DOGGS

http://i62.tinypic.com/ndmpu0.jpg

ALL THAT IS MAN.

THREAD NEEDS MORE SELFIES

Super Hater
11-14-2014, 08:07 PM
I'm taking a shit at this very moment.


I wash my hands every time afterwards, but never my tablet. Prob microscopic pieces of shit all over it.

BulletCatcher
11-14-2014, 08:24 PM
You're right. I never did serve. I'm stealing your valor bro. So what are you going to do about it? I'll rip your rank off your arm, and serve you up some phony discharge paperwork while I'm at it. Now go back to being the meat shield that you are, before I reprimand you, pirate.

Hahahahahaha


What am I gonna do? Come on bro. You know nothing would happen. You wouldn't rip anything off anyone. You're lame. You're a loser internet stranger who is so concerned with interne pounts that you try to lie about being some hard ass. So next you make idle threats to some stranger online. How many other times you try to peddle that bullshit to some sappy civilian?

Meat shield? Weren't y just pretending to be an airmen?

Try harder next time.

Now go eat some freedom fries you wannabe.

Super Hater
11-14-2014, 09:02 PM
Used to bang the blonde chick on the far left. Oh man, what a babe she was.
The good old days!!


I miss it ;(

Sirbanmelotz
11-14-2014, 09:22 PM
[QUOTE=Mac Drettj;1677066]Hateraid Bloodthirst
Date Added: Jul 09, 2002
Real Name: Hater Aider
Guild: Dynasty of Shadows
Real Gender: M
Avatar's Gender: M
Avatar's Level: 55 (Recorded on Jul 12, 2002)
Avatar's Class: Shadow Knight
Avatar's Race: Dark Elf
Country: United States
Timezone: (GMT -08:00)
Server: Rallos Zek
Age: 22
Magelo Profile: 294079
Alternates: None available.
Personal Bio:

Hello! I was bored at home so i decided to post here for fun =) I live in Sacramento, CA, I have a 55 de sk on the Rallos Zek server. I have been playing eq for about 2 years now..(how sad)..yep...stuck on the evercrack!...well sorta. anyways..If you are bored like me, and wanna drop me a line..plz feel free to do so, even if you dont have much to say. say hi or something crazy...i get kicks outta people. (people entertain me)

hey dude im moving to sacramento in a few weeks! Holllerrr

Eslade
11-14-2014, 09:35 PM
Not sure who's trolling who at this point.

Super Hater
11-14-2014, 09:46 PM
hateraid has post traumatic incontinence disorder from when PDX didnt have his brand of tampons

Wasnt me. I'm a maxi man.

http://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/picture/bonefiedmike/PB010014.jpg

Not_Kazowi
11-15-2014, 12:30 AM
Rexx aligns himself with Superhater































continues to care

how many days played now bro? 300? sick

Recycled Children
11-15-2014, 02:43 PM
I'll bite.

http://i57.tinypic.com/15y9df9.jpg

LulzSect
11-15-2014, 02:51 PM
http://i.imgur.com/gIBTQTb.jpg

Burgerking
11-15-2014, 06:45 PM
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-tYZAMAb28tQ/TewRREqO9PI/AAAAAAAAAD4/ht7zDQpZIpg/s1600/fat+guy+in+a+thong+060511.bmp

Me at the beach, man I love Jesus