*******JUNKIE ALERT******* [Archive]

Nocsucow

11-11-2014, 07:45 PM

im on vacation in the bahamas

bout to go eat some lobster and fine dine with a big booty model slut u mad?

lmao ... you are so full of shit .. bahamas is the name of the rehab to ensure peace and stability .. big booty modeslut = that pickle jar of pills you wake up so despretly to digest ....

Nocsucow

11-11-2014, 07:50 PM

look at this guy with the rl threats and accusations i guess you want to be banned

not suprised though from a EL wanna be azrael member

Originally Posted by Gaffin 7.0
ive od'd 3 times sent to hospital i know all about that life

Originally Posted by Gaffin 7.0
23 days sober nah im good homie, more sane than i ever been

Farzo

11-11-2014, 07:50 PM

you sound jelly...

naw.... anyone can loot 2 copper from an orc at the EC tunnel and be richer than you on blue with all that pp banned etc.

on a side note... is it true Azrael booted you from their tag coz you died too much on a BIS tradeable geared epic'd tstaffed monk? sent you packing down to EL - that's the rumour anyhow?

confirm/deny? ;)

Nocsucow

11-11-2014, 07:51 PM

naw.... anyone can loot 2 copper from an orc at the EC tunnel and be richer than you on blue with all that pp banned etc.

on a side note... is it true Azrael booted you from their tag coz you died too much on a BIS tradeable geared epic'd tstaffed monk? sent you packing down to EL - that's the rumour anyhow?

confirm/deny? ;)

never wore a azrael tag... and i have plenty on blue ... again ... you jelly?

Super Hater

11-11-2014, 07:53 PM

im on vacation in the bahamas

bout to go eat some lobster and fine dine with a big booty model slut u mad?

Sounds like some story a street junkie would tell you.

Farzo

11-11-2014, 07:54 PM

never wore a azrael tag... and i have plenty on blue ... again ... you jelly?

ohkay rumour confirmed false then.

glad that was cleared up...

Nocsucow

11-11-2014, 07:55 PM

2 threads in one day ? did you just wake up from your pill induced coma that other thread was like 2 days ago ... damn dude you need some help

Tacitus

11-11-2014, 08:09 PM

vibrate don't make me do it man

Colgate

11-11-2014, 08:15 PM

vibrate don't make me burn you for burning us for burning you man

DON'T MAKE ME DO IT

yevea

11-11-2014, 08:16 PM

xp'd with vibrate once was cool dude

left before everyone shared account infos tho

yevea

11-11-2014, 08:18 PM

can someone tl;dr who xylaw is, his name has been thrown around quite a lot in a couple threads today

Farzo

11-11-2014, 08:34 PM

Farzo

11-11-2014, 08:35 PM

not that I care about RMT; EQ and RMT go hand in hand.

Nocsucow

11-11-2014, 08:38 PM

Xylaw is a dude that got done for RMT on blue and lost huuuge amounts of accounts/items/plat - like 1.5k in hard pp alone. He was part of a BIG RMT ring on blue.

He has since migrated to Red and become pals with known suspects in Azrael aka the addiction is real.

lol 1.5 ? is that the number you made up ? you dont know shit ... i converted 1.5 from blue to red in the past 6 months ....

Again .... you jelly?

Farzo

11-11-2014, 09:03 PM

relax pal -

welcome to red.

Bazia

11-11-2014, 09:07 PM

xylaw - nosucow - random other toons

frog mouthed non factor that makes his guilds look like retarded azrael swingers

Sidelle

11-11-2014, 09:18 PM

im on vacation in the bahamas

bout to go eat some lobster and fine dine with a big booty model slut u mad?
http://media.tumblr.com/a6a04a51c25184ebd638830f5a222d41/tumblr_inline_muy6ett8501rvg3oq.jpg

P.S. Sup Gaffin. :)

Super Hater

11-11-2014, 09:35 PM

http://images.sodahead.com/polls/002011197/310544147_goth_girls_answer_1_xlarge.jpeg

Nocsucow

11-11-2014, 09:41 PM

xylaw - nosucow - random other toons

frog mouthed non factor that makes his guilds look like retarded azrael swingers

Don't forget Taskman ... ( thanks retti )

Super Hater

11-11-2014, 10:09 PM

sup bby when you comin to red :p

After her fat ass stops hittin double cheeseburgers and you stop hittin the crank pipe.

Sounds like never.

Sidelle

11-11-2014, 10:10 PM

http://i.imgur.com/OLgK06J.jpg

Sidelle

11-11-2014, 10:11 PM

sup bby when you comin to red :p
Soon. When I come back from my extended break. :)

Bazia

11-11-2014, 10:13 PM

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Nocsucow

11-11-2014, 11:05 PM

Soon. When I come back from my extended break. :)

God damn sidelle up your standards .... Stay away from this trash .. He will siphon your gas for his next bump

iiNGloriouS

11-11-2014, 11:24 PM

You all care too much.

Super Hater

11-12-2014, 01:45 AM

Never trust a stinky motha fucka with a bigass Ecko shirt, Lugz and random patches of hair all over his godamn face. Good chance its Gaffin.

pingpong

11-12-2014, 02:01 AM

while these are true statements, this is a dumb thread

Smedy

11-12-2014, 02:18 AM

im on vacation in the bahamas

bout to go eat some lobster and fine dine with a big booty model slut u mad?

sums up 99.9% of red99 pops rl life

i'm also in bahamas atm drinking pina colata out of a big booty babes asshole , feels real guud man

Pikrib

11-12-2014, 09:48 AM

pst Noscuows 1.5 million plat on blue!

Brings up RMT ban.

naw.... anyone can loot 2 copper from an orc at the EC tunnel and be richer than you on blue with all that pp banned etc.

Brings up RMT again.

Xylaw is a dude that got done for RMT on blue and lost huuuge amounts of accounts/items/plat - like 1.5k in hard pp alone. He was part of a BIG RMT ring on blue.

He has since migrated to Red and become pals with known suspects in Azrael aka the addiction is real.

Again

not that I care about RMT; EQ and RMT go hand in hand.

Says he doesn't care about RMT.

I'm detecting Rexx levels of not caring in this thread.

Eslade

11-12-2014, 10:00 AM

Brings up RMT ban.

Brings up RMT again.

Again

Says he doesn't care about RMT.

I'm detecting Rexx levels of not caring in this thread.

It's hard to keep track of what opinion that you have when you swing from different nuts weekly.

Juhstin

11-12-2014, 10:06 AM

How the fuck is this thread 5 pages?

ExedOut

11-12-2014, 10:07 AM

Working it out with me in a civil manner.. Heh.

Eslade

11-12-2014, 10:13 AM

Working it out with me in a civil manner.. Heh.

I'm going to start stealing people's cars and try to work it out in a civil manner if I get caught.

Mac Drettj

11-12-2014, 11:06 AM

Exed is a clown

Genedin

11-12-2014, 11:08 AM

Sounds like some story a street junkie would tell you.

I've been told this exact story by a street junkie.

This is the guy who posted a picture of a car he found on the internet, that is a twin turbo, and called it naturally aspirated, and then said it was his.

Oh yea. Same guy who plays EQ so high on drugs you can nuke him to 10% hp before he even responds....many many times....

http://i.imgur.com/W7HuV7M.png

Mac Drettj

11-12-2014, 11:16 AM

That's cute that you post the same killshot multiple times

Mac Drettj

11-12-2014, 11:24 AM

He also ran himself oom and called for blackup trying to 1v1 duress. Worst wiz on box.

Mac Drettj

11-12-2014, 11:25 AM

Sorry 2v1 he had an oor shaman healer/rebuffer

HippoNipple

11-12-2014, 11:31 AM

That's cute that you post the same killshot multiple times

It's a good one tho. Beastagor is calling targets while this guy sits on an afk players corpse.

Genedin

11-12-2014, 11:45 AM

Lot's of mad junkie defenders in here. Would suggest getting this man a fix before he commits another felony.

Mac Drettj

11-12-2014, 12:08 PM

Would suggest getting you a fix of testosterone before you post more pics of your wife on the boards for peer approval

Super Hater

11-12-2014, 12:15 PM

Would suggest getting you a fix of testosterone before you post more pics of your wife on the boards for peer approval

Says the fat sloppy guy that banks his calories on a daily basis.

Eslade

11-12-2014, 12:16 PM

Says the fat sloppy guy that banks his calories on a daily basis.

Says the midget with the shit show life.

Super Hater

11-12-2014, 12:24 PM

Says the midget with the shit show life.

Confirmed stronger and healthier than you. Healthy organs and bones. No bad kidneys or opiate addictions like you.

Mad...

Mac Drettj

11-12-2014, 12:25 PM

Plz don't rustle me up I don't want to start posting selfies

Jk not a fgt

Genedin

11-12-2014, 12:26 PM

Would suggest getting you a fix of testosterone before you post more pics of your wife on the boards for peer approval

Would very gladly do a shirtless comparison between you and I on the forums for all to see.

I 100% guarantee you I am in much better physical condition and have higher levels of T in my system than your 40 year old sad sad self.

I love how the guy who is known for having his fat wife leave him and cried about it in team speak is calling another man a "beta male" and always brings up the fact that he has a beautiful wife like it is some kind of insult?

Your jealousy could not be missed by a 10 year old bro. I truly hope your life gets better.

In before "wow you are rustled, or some stupid gif because you have no valid response"

Eslade

11-12-2014, 12:27 PM

Confirmed stronger and healthier than you. Healthy organs and bones. No bad kidneys or opiate addictions like you.

Mad...

lolwut?

HippoNipple

11-12-2014, 12:29 PM

Before things get out of hand here I would like to vote no on you guys taking off clothes and posting them on the elf sim forums.

Pikrib

11-12-2014, 12:32 PM

Before things get out of hand here I would like to vote no on you guys taking off clothes and posting them on the elf sim forums.

/voting no on u guys posting shirtless pics

/voting yes on you guys posting wife's shirtless pics

Genedin

11-12-2014, 12:34 PM

/voting no on u guys posting shirtless pics

/voting yes on you guys posting wife's shirtless pics

Sure we can do that as well....oh wait Retti's wife left him because he is an out of shape loser who can't even satisfy a fat woman.

Mac Drettj

11-12-2014, 12:34 PM

Would very gladly do a shirtless comparison between you and I on the forums for all to see.

I 100% guarantee you I am in much better physical condition and have higher levels of T in my system than your 40 year old sad sad self.

I love how the guy who is known for having his fat wife leave him and cried about it in team speak is calling another man a "beta male" and always brings up the fact that he has a beautiful wife like it is some kind of insult?

Your jealousy could not be missed by a 10 year old bro. I truly hope your life gets better.

In before "wow you are rustled, or some stupid gif because you have no valid response"

Wow u r rustled and gullible.

http://s9.favim.com/orig/140103/crazy-stupid-love-gif-lol-ryan-gosling-Favim.com-1221188.gif

Genedin

11-12-2014, 12:35 PM

Retti I'll buy you a new fleshlight if you want I'm sure yours has to be getting worn out by now. Tears don't work so goog as lube dude would change to the real thing.

Mac Drettj

11-12-2014, 12:45 PM

Hehe maad

Super Hater

11-12-2014, 12:48 PM

Arms. Bigger than your legs. Mad nerd. Go outside!

Sektor

11-12-2014, 12:51 PM

God damn you bulked up. Me personally I like muscle but that's to much tho I can't really comment since im 5 6 160 pounds.

Eslade

11-12-2014, 12:52 PM

Arms. Bigger than your legs. Mad nerd. Go outside!

http://cache2.asset-cache.net/gc/sb10064839y-001-smashed-donkey-pinata-on-floor-with-gettyimages.jpg?v=1&c=IWSAsset&k=2&d=eIsRqur55TB%2Fb1xCocb0fEI0nCkcMvZ2eIGjE5j%2BCaGM Z92P9Gk6KirL2X27dKXs

Genedin

11-12-2014, 12:57 PM

Retti. If you listen hard you can almost hear your fat ex-wife getting railed by another man as you type pointless trolls on the internet.

Mac Drettj

11-12-2014, 01:06 PM

Retti. If you listen hard you can almost hear your fat ex-wife getting railed by another man as you type pointless trolls on the internet.

http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20131219211820/warhammer40kfanon/images/3/31/Wrestling-she-mad.gif

Super Hater

11-12-2014, 01:12 PM

God damn you bulked up. Me personally I like muscle but that's to much tho I can't really comment since im 5 6 160 pounds.

When I started doing push-ups during my med-breaks instead of trolling the forums is when I made my big gains. ;)

Damn, I just had a realization...

Eslade

11-12-2014, 01:14 PM

Does it involve a study joist/tree branch, a ladder and some rope?

Juhstin

11-12-2014, 01:18 PM

I can bench 3 big-mac's

Pikrib

11-12-2014, 01:25 PM

I can bench 3 big-mac's

I got you beat.

I can bench 4 Big macs while curling a 44 oz ice cold coke.

Juhstin

11-12-2014, 01:43 PM

I got you beat.

I can bench 4 Big macs while curling a 44 oz ice cold coke.

That is impressive, I bow to you Master.

Super Hater

11-12-2014, 01:46 PM

Does it involve a study joist/tree branch, a ladder and some rope?

The fact you wish death upon me almost everyday lets me know how mad you really are. To think you were saying all this kind of stuff from a hospital bed while you were dieing yourself just last year is pretty funny.

Mad.

Eslade

11-12-2014, 01:53 PM

The fact you wish death upon me almost everyday lets me know how mad you really are. To think you were saying all this kind of stuff from a hospital bed while you were dieing yourself just last year is pretty funny.

Mad.

I never said kill yourself.

Buhbuh

11-12-2014, 04:14 PM

I'm thinking everyone who posted in this thread should not have a forum account anymore.

Eslade

11-12-2014, 04:18 PM

I'm thinking everyone who posted in this thread should not have a forum account anymore.

Agreed

Genedin

11-12-2014, 04:40 PM

I will delete mine if everyone else does.

Kergan

11-12-2014, 04:43 PM

I would delete all my level 60s before my FQ account sorry.

Genedin

11-12-2014, 04:59 PM

Holy shit 5k posts. You have probably spent more time on here than leveling anyway.

Kergan

11-12-2014, 05:02 PM

If you average 20 seconds per post, I have spent over 28 hours posting. Still nowhere near getting a 60 but yeah I get your point.

Genedin

11-12-2014, 05:16 PM

you are not including reading others posts and thinking about what you are going to post
plus reading posts where you don't post at all but are still online

Colgate

11-12-2014, 05:22 PM

i think across the 70+ forum accounts that i've made i'm around the 10k-11k post mark

Burgerking

11-12-2014, 08:43 PM

If I was all the alter-ego's everyone thinks I am I would prolly win highest post count with possibly Nirgon contending for 1st spot.

quido

11-12-2014, 08:53 PM

Hateraids planning to get into some fights irl by being the huge faggot he is.

Super Hater

11-12-2014, 09:31 PM

Hateraids planning to get into some fights irl by being the huge faggot he is.

http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/000/732/499/406.jpg

You'd need your guildies or atleast a bow stick to fuck with me, pussy. I'd beat the fucking shit out of you, by yourself or unarmed.

Eslade

11-12-2014, 09:42 PM

lol nice rage inducer Jeremy.

Super Hater

11-12-2014, 09:46 PM

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/7153388800/hFA78E4C8/

Nocsucow

11-12-2014, 10:24 PM

http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/000/732/499/406.jpg

You'd need your guildies or atleast a bow stick to fuck with me, pussy. I'd beat the fucking shit out of you, by yourself or unarmed.

Dude mad... Kinda like jib the other day..... Get so mad and want to fight in RL

Pikrib

11-13-2014, 08:58 AM

If you average 20 seconds per post, I have spent over 28 hours posting. Still nowhere near getting a 60 but yeah I get your point.

20 seconds per post my ass. You had 3-5 paragraph tldr's for those first 1000 posts.