The Miami Dolphins

[Super Hater]

Will be AFC Champions and will defeat the Arizona Cardinals in the Super Bowl this year. If you want to make some easy $$ right now, here's your chance.

[daasgoot]

naw

[Sektor]

Good luck passing the pats or Denver. Let's not forget the Steelers who are on a roll.

[Tassador]

I'm not drinking the kool aid yet but we fucking balling right now and can't throw deep.

Good luck getting past a team with a qb. Mark Sanchez yikes!!!

[Super Hater]

Good luck passing the pats or Denver. Let's not forget the Steelers who are on a roll.

You don't even watch football you fgt. Your wife looks like she can cover Gronkowski though, so we might be able to use that hefer for our Super Bowl run.




Fgt

[Eslade]

Dolphins were never the same after Ray Finkle got a sex change and kidnapped snowflake.
http://media.cmgdigital.com/shared/img/photos/2014/01/12/27/40/tmpAlgLdU-mdly-photo.jpg



Ps your team sucks.

[Sektor]

Dolphins were never the same after Ray Finkle got a sex change and kidnapped snowflake.
http://media.cmgdigital.com/shared/img/photos/2014/01/12/27/40/tmpAlgLdU-mdly-photo.jpg



Ps your team sucks.



LMFAOOOO

[Potus]

I don't watch football because it's an awful sport for morons.

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[Agatha]

I don't watch football because it's an awful sport for morons.

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i enjoyed our talk the other day, great post.

[Potus]

Thanks buddy, is that Ranger twink going to be ready for Velious?

[Tassador]

Thanks buddy, is that Ranger twink going to be ready for Velious?

of course he will what else does he have to do?

[thugcruncher]

Will be AFC Champions and will defeat the Arizona Cardinals in the Super Bowl this year. If you want to make some easy $$ right now, here's your chance.

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Get dunked on son.

[Kergan]

Bet either of those teams pictured could beat Cleveland right now.

[Super Hater]

Used to think Potus might not be a huge faggot. Guess I was wrong.

[Gnomegrown]

I think its funny , most americans are shitbags

sorry , like you for example ames , are a gigantic shitbag. Wish you were in towers

[Juhstin]

Bush knocked the towers down

[Eslade]

Bush knocked the towers down

Naw, will Smith did it. There's proof out there.

[Rhuobhe]

GO FINS!

[Dillian]

Used to think Potus might not be a huge faggot. Guess I was wrong. For once i have to agree with you.

[Mac Drettj]

only faggots root for teams in different states

bandwagon faggot

faggot

[Sirken]

Will be AFC Champions and will defeat the Arizona Cardinals in the Super Bowl this year. If you want to make some easy $$ right now, here's your chance.

i will literally live stream a bullet passing through my head if Miami goes to the Super Bowl.

[Dillian]

i dont agree with the dolphins thing just the comment hateraid said about the towers gif and crap. Green bay all the way!!

[Tassador]

detroit this week Brent grimes 5'7" pro bowl corner versus calvin Johnson 6'4" all nfl... And two of the best defense lines in football going to be fun... Fins up faggots

[Mac Drettj]

can the 3 of you who care take it to tells?

[Tassador]

i dont agree with the dolphins thing just the comment hateraid said about the towers gif and crap. Green bay all the way!!

We had greenbay beat and Philbin calls a timeout on a 4 and 10 after a forced fumble by Cameron wake recovered by Green Bay with the clock running and 50 seconds left.

[Tassador]

can the 3 of you who care take it to tells?

We should cause God forbid you skipped a thread.

[Mac Drettj]

ya stop bumping this its fucking up my check list

thx

[Eslade]

only faggots root for teams in different states

bandwagon faggot

faggot

Can't really blame him. The teams near him suck balls.
49ers are 4-4
Raiders 0-8


But he's still a faggot.

[Dillian]

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[Stalos_]

Dolphins were never the same after Ray Finkle got a sex change and kidnapped snowflake.
http://media.cmgdigital.com/shared/img/photos/2014/01/12/27/40/tmpAlgLdU-mdly-photo.jpg



Ps your team sucks.

Lollllll

[Tassador]

I mean to bandwagon a team that has not won since 73' is pretty oxymoronic... Sorry for bumping this shit thread again but super excited about the Dolphins being over 500 after 8 games.

[Sirken]

bump for Mac :)

[Glenzig]

Dolphins will probably make the playoffs. Definitely won't win a playoff game though. Just not there yet and there are too many good teams in the AFC. But hey, at least you'll make the playoffs and not spin further into oblivion like my Falcons.

[Super Hater]

I mean to bandwagon a team that has not won since 73' is pretty oxymoronic... Sorry for bumping this shit thread again but super excited about the Dolphins being over 500 after 8 games.

Lol. Right? I enjoy the teal and orange colors so very much, and the way they have lost for the last 30 years. Such an appealing team to bandwagon for. Bahaha. Why would anyone want to put themselves through that torture? Whole family is from Miami. I was rockin the Marino jersey when I was 5.

Yeah man. I'm more than excited. Can't wait till we shit down Calvin this Sunday. ;)

[Sektor]

Lol. Right? I enjoy the teal and orange colors so very much, and the way they have lost for the last 30 years. Such an appealing team to bandwagon for. Bahaha. Why would anyone want to put themselves through that torture? Whole family is from Miami. I was rockin the Marino jersey when I was 5.

Yeah man. I'm more than excited. Can't wait till we shit down Calvin this Sunday. ;)

Lions gonna win.

[Super Hater]

i will literally live stream a bullet passing through my head if Miami goes to the Super Bowl.

Wouldn't want that now. But can you maybe shoot someone else on a live stream though?




It's gonna happen...

[Barkingturtle]

Denver
New England
Pittsburgh
Indi
Baltimore
Cinci

San Diego
Kansas City
Cleveland, Buffalo and Miami competing for illustrious nine seed.

Seriously though, they're a 9-7 team. O-line gonna get exposed in Detroit. And in Buffalo the next week. And in Denver after that.

[Super Hater]

SUPAH BOOWL!

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[Tassador]

Oline actually been solid most of the sacks are on tanninghill indecision. Which since he been called out by philbin he has been ripping it. Oline has 3 pro bowlers pounced Albert James. Don't count out our d line either which has 3 pro bowlers as well Vernon wake Starks ;( it's all on Tanny now and I think he finally grew a pair.

[Barkingturtle]

The San Diego win was good, but they gotta get two of the next three before I'll begin to take them seriously. I mean, their other wins are over Jacksonville, Chicago, Oakland and the Pats in week one before the HGH kicked in for Gronk.

[Super Hater]

The San Diego win was good, but they gotta get two of the next three before I'll begin to take them seriously. I mean, their other wins are over Jacksonville, Chicago, Oakland and the Pats in week one before the HGH kicked in for Gronk.

Look for the blow out this week. If Miami doesn't win by atleast 8 points, I'll give everyone I have ever been mean to here, 1 nice compliment, then stop posting here entirely.

[Eslade]

So new player is going to start posting a lot more starting next week?

[Super Hater]

So new player is going to start posting a lot more starting next week?

Bro. If the Dolphins lose. Ill take a round of your dialysis treatment.

http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/53538000/jpg/_53538463_renal.jpg

[Eslade]

Bro. If the Dolphins lose. Ill take a round of your dialysis treatment.

http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/53538000/jpg/_53538463_renal.jpg

Where'd you find my photo?

[Super Hater]

http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/53406000/jpg/_53406832_dscn1900.jpg

[Potus]

how is this even remotely funny?
does not watch football + thinks thousands of Americans dieing is hilarious

U in ISIS or something u commie faggot?
Used to think Potus might not be a huge faggot. Guess I was wrong.
For once i have to agree with you.

Whoa, I was just joking guys, here watch this heartfelt tribute to all the heroes we lost that day. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2AYujWCCHRk)

[thugcruncher]

Whoa, I was just joking guys, here watch this heartfelt tribute to all the heroes we lost that day. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2AYujWCCHRk)

https://31.media.tumblr.com/e4d791b44665ced7af6207f4ca53a538/tumblr_n883cwjUgD1qc0j1co1_500.gif

[Potus]

did not click ur link

how does that make you feel faggot?

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[Eslade]

Something about her tells me that's a dude.

[Greegon]

mmmm... bad thread

[Juhstin]

http://i.imgur.com/XT7lize.gif

I got hard

[Knuckle]

Will be AFC Champions and will defeat the Arizona Cardinals in the Super Bowl this year. If you want to make some easy $$ right now, here's your chance.

no they aren't.

[Super Hater]

5"8 Grimes vs 6"6 Megatron. Grimes, 2 int. Johnson held to under 100 yards receiving.

Miami 28, Detroit 10.

[Chronoburn]

http://niketalk.com/content/type/61/id/461495/width/350/height/700/flags/LL

[Eslade]

Hateraid inconsolable.

[lethdar]

And the lions vs browns superbowl confirmed

[Eslade]

Bro. If the Dolphins lose. Ill take a round of your dialysis treatment.

http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/53538000/jpg/_53538463_renal.jpg

Have fun in surgery faggot.

[Barkingturtle]

Ouch, sorry Dolphins fans. Gonna go ahead and call it -- Time of Death: that moment when Albert's knee blew up.

Better luck next year.

[Super Hater]

Have fun in surgery faggot.

can i borrow your dialysis equipment bro?

[Tassador]

I still think we have a good team our coach needs to grow a fucking cock that running the ball with 4 mins to go and Detroit havin 3 timeouts and the 2 min warning and only down 3 is fucking ridiculous. Grimes played like a man versus a wideout 7 inches bigger and the best in the nfl...

We got two losses Green Bay and Detroit that we were up with less than a min to go and philbin calling timeouts on defense stopping the clock... Yup I'm mad go heat fuck Lebron.

[Super Hater]

I still think we have a good team our coach needs to grow a fucking cock that running the ball with 4 mins to go and Detroit havin 3 timeouts and the 2 min warning and only down 3 is fucking ridiculous. Grimes played like a man versus a wideout 7 inches bigger and the best in the nfl...

We got two losses Green Bay and Detroit that we were up with less than a min to go and philbin calling timeouts on defense stopping the clock... Yup I'm mad go heat fuck Lebron.

All good. Tough game on the road. I knew we were gonna lose when Clay dropped that TD pass. Still gonna be AFC champs...

[Ghordo]

You don't even watch football you fgt. Your wife looks like she can cover Gronkowski though, so we might be able to use that hefer for our Super Bowl run.

lmao dam


Fgt

[Asap]

All good. Tough game on the road. I knew we were gonna lose when Clay dropped that TD pass. Still gonna be AFC champs...

Clay had a few missed red zone passes. Sucks double because I have him on my fantasy lineup

[Tassador]

6-4 2 losses in the last minute due to coaching mistakes and Aron Rogers greatness... i got that peacock chest tonight.

[Super Hater]

6-4 2 losses in the last minute due to coaching mistakes and Aron Rogers greatness... i got that peacock chest tonight.

Oh yeah! =) Last night was fucking awesome. Tanny is playing pretty damn good besides a little accuracy issues beyond 15 yards, and a few rookish mistakes. They need to use to run option with him more, and he needs to hold on to the ball when he does run. He also needs to connect atleast one deep pass to Wallace really soon before he starts having lockeroom fits and saying stupid shit to the press.

O-line held up awesome without Albert and Landry is a guaranteed superstar/franchise player in the making. You can just see it in him, no doubt.


I'm feeling pretty good about the phins. =)

[Tassador]

juice(Jarvis laundry) is a baller he runs all the way to the end zone on a full sprint even when he gets tackled on a kick off return like a maniac. I was really impressed with Jamal Taylor, last week Detroit picked on him when he went in the game after finnegan got hurt. He balled...

But Dallas thomas gotten eaten alive by Mario Williams the oline held but Tanny got knocked around a lot. He needs to hot that deep ball to open up the game they play on a 20 yard field.

[Super Hater]

juice(Jarvis laundry) is a baller he runs all the way to the end zone on a full sprint even when he gets tackled on a kick off return like a maniac. I was really impressed with Jamal Taylor, last week Detroit picked on him when he went in the game after finnegan got hurt. He balled...

But Dallas thomas gotten eaten alive by Mario Williams the oline held but Tanny got knocked around a lot. He needs to hot that deep ball to open up the game they play on a 20 yard field.

Yeah, but thats Mario Williams though. That ***** a beast.

http://cdn.fansided.com/wp-content/blogs.dir/229/files/2014/11/mario-williams-nfl-kansas-city-chiefs-buffalo-bills1.jpg

[Super Hater]

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The play where Miller literally broke Leodis McKelvin's ankles. He is out for the season now. This coming after he said, quote, "Shit, we're going to go out and beat that ass. Point blank. Period." to the press before the game.

So good!

[Tassador]

Dolphins and Broncos, we can get this and make the playoffs...

[freez]

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The play where Miller literally broke Leodis McKelvin's ankles. He is out for the season now. This coming after he said, quote, "Shit, we're going to go out and beat that ass. Point blank. Period." to the press before the game.

So good!

dude broke his own ankle



dolphins have always been terrible

[Tassador]

dude broke his own ankle



dolphins have always been terrible

Naw remember 1972

[freez]

lawl

[Sirken]

i will literally live stream a bullet passing through my head if Miami goes to the Super Bowl.

still true

[Colgate]

literally

[Super Hater]

Sirken gonna be sweatin bullets literally when Miami goes into Denver and beats the broncos on Sunday. You have to use a high caliber round aswell.

I got 2k pp straight up on the phins. Ill take anyone on that. No spread.

[Kergan]

Sirken gonna be sweatin bullets literally when Miami goes into Denver and beats the broncos on Sunday. You have to use a high caliber round aswell.

I got 2k pp straight up on the phins. Ill take anyone on that. No spread.

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[Super Hater]

Message me in game secretly for the book. Fuck that hatin ass *****.

[Eslade]

Wouldn't recommend trusting Hateraid with a bet of any kind.

[Dillian]

Sirken gonna be sweatin bullets literally when Miami goes into Denver and beats the broncos on Sunday. You have to use a high caliber round aswell.

I got 2k pp straight up on the phins. Ill take anyone on that. No spread.

woot Super Spigger better make a new account:D

[Super Hater]

woot Super Spigger better make a new account:D

naw...
You're the only mad one that didn't take it as a joke.


Forever mad...
forever jelly...
Tell me you mma more. lol


Go phins!

[Dillian]

how am i forever a berry spread?
Go Pack

[Dillian]

http://images.t-nation.com/forum_images/5/f/5f2dd_ORIG-dolphins_miami_gay_sharks_motivational_posters_onl ine_funny_hot_blogs_wallpapers_inspirational.jpg

[Dillian]

http://images.t-nation.com/forum_images/5/f/5f2dd_ORIG-dolphins_miami_gay_sharks_motivational_posters_onl ine_funny_hot_blogs_wallpapers_inspirational.jpg Yah fail on the first post. Super Spigger will prolly try to fake a quote in there some where

[Super Hater]

Damn. You're really bad at this...

[Kergan]

I think Miami has as good a shot as anybody honestly. Aside from NE what AFC team has really looked good the last 4-5 weeks? Broncos lost 2 of the last 4, KC just lost to Oakland, Pittsburg lost to the Jets then barely beat Tennessee, Cincinnati got fucking destroyed by Cleveland, etc.

At least Miami lost to another good team in a close game that they basically gave away. I think they have the same issue as Detroit though, you either get good Tannehill or bad Tannehill and just like Stafford he isn't very consistent. He has been more good than bad this year though and I think he is gonna be a really good top 10 QB the next 5-6 years.

They still gotta get through NE though who had serious O-line problems early but somehow fixed it completely, and now look like a fucking wrecking ball kinda like the Packers in the NFC. But NE has struggled in the playoffs for a while now, losing games they should win - going all the way back to the NYG superbowl.

[Eslade]

Tldr

[Tassador]

I think Miami has as good a shot as anybody honestly. Aside from NE what AFC team has really looked good the last 4-5 weeks? Broncos lost 2 of the last 4, KC just lost to Oakland, Pittsburg lost to the Jets then barely beat Tennessee, Cincinnati got fucking destroyed by Cleveland, etc.

At least Miami lost to another good team in a close game that they basically gave away. I think they have the same issue as Detroit though, you either get good Tannehill or bad Tannehill and just like Stafford he isn't very consistent. He has been more good than bad this year though and I think he is gonna be a really good top 10 QB the next 5-6 years.

They still gotta get through NE though who had serious O-line problems early but somehow fixed it completely, and now look like a fucking wrecking ball kinda like the Packers in the NFC. But NE has struggled in the playoffs for a while now, losing games they should win - going all the way back to the NYG superbowl.

I actually read all this biggest kergan thread I read because of Miami dolphins factor.

Dolphins have a top 3 defense their offense could be top 3 if Tanny gets it. 2 of our losses are against top 3 teams in the nfc on a last drive...

What's going to hurt tomorrow is no clay and Lamar miller shoulder is hurt. Also no finnegan so a sophomore cb starting against Peyton manning coming off one of his worse games.

[Cheesypoof]

Bump




IN-COM-PLETE




Go Broncos!

[Mac Drettj]

Hehe

[Red_Psyphon]

broncos really struggled with that one...p sure peyton was in tears at halftime but at least they got it together

[Tassador]

R.i.p 2014 season need to learn how to win games...

[Pikrib]

Phins are still 6-5 they got a good chance at a wild card spot. I could easily see them 9-7 after the next 5 games.

[Barkingturtle]

Nine wins will be good enough for the twelve seed in the AFC.

[Mac Drettj]

Nothing better than someone rooting for a team on opposite coast.

[Pikrib]

I root for anyone playing against the Pats even the Raiders and Packers.

Pats must have me rustled.

[Tassador]

I don't think 9-7 you get in unless 3 other teams go 2-3 and we have a tie break over Baltimore assuming a win and against San diego lost tie break to Denver and Kansas city.. Really the coach just doesn't go for it we put no fucking pressure on Denver and rushed 3 on some key situations including a 3-20...

We have the talent to atleast make the playoffs but, bottom line sometimes the other team is better or game plans better. Let thread die now like my find 2014 campaign...

[Super Hater]

Shit 10-6 might not even get us in. Glad this thread did well though. Lol. Gonna bump it when we win next Sunday too.


Retti still mad and fat though. Cheats on his diabetes with ding dongs.

[Samsung]

Shit 10-6 might not even get us in. Glad this thread did well though. Lol. Gonna bump it when we win next Sunday too.


Retti still mad and fat though. Cheats on his diabetes with ding dongs.

On our cruise they had a bar playing all the football games, was watching the dolphins/Denver game, sadly it's hard to go up against peyton. They need to merge all 3 Florida teams and just name it the Florida Dolphins

[Buda]

lol @ dude who wanted steelers
LOL even harder at this miami nerd.

Bengals will infact win the super bowl as I have placed bets directly after last years super bowl ended, when I also had a correct prediction and an extra 5,100$ in my paypal.

Goodluck beating the best pass defence in the game by three fold!
Oh wait, you can't, they can only beat themselves.

If bengals loose, it's all on their quarterback and even he knows it.

[Kergan]

Wonder if Sektors can go 5 posts without commenting he is on his honeymoon.

Nobody believes you.

[HippoNipple]

Wonder if Sektors can go 5 posts without commenting he is on his honeymoon.

Nobody believes you.

I hope he isn't actually on his honeymoon. If so wife definitely being taken care of by cabana boy while Sektors posts on red99 forums.

[Sektor]

U jelly?

[Buzzed Killer]

Go phins!

[Tassador]

Hell yeah was pissed up until the end when I screamed jets suck!

[Kergan]

Changed my mind on the Dolphins. If they can't even get pumped up after all those losses by AFC teams to put them in a great spot then they are gonna get their shit pushed in by better teams. I mean it took the Jets basically giving them the game to beat that shitty team.

[Runya]

Realistically the eagles are the dark horse......jets irony that sanchise gets a ring the year he leaves....I like indy this year to make it......defense is shaky but Luck can ball.

[Buzzed Killer]

Changed my mind on the Dolphins. If they can't even get pumped up after all those losses by AFC teams to put them in a great spot then they are gonna get their shit pushed in by better teams. I mean it took the Jets basically giving them the game to beat that shitty team.

actually the AFC teams are all winning. that's why they are all 7-5. the NFC are the ones losing. you don't even know about sports.

[Kergan]

Ravens, Steelers, Browns, and KC all lost, teams which were ahead or tied with the Dolphins record wise. Not sure if you are following the NFL or not based on your post.

[Fame]

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[Tassador]

Changed my mind on the Dolphins. If they can't even get pumped up after all those losses by AFC teams to put them in a great spot then they are gonna get their shit pushed in by better teams. I mean it took the Jets basically giving them the game to beat that shitty team.

To be honest throw records away when these two teams play. We have the jets two losses the year they went to the afc championship against the coltsand we were like 4-12.

Being a long time fins fan i have little hope they make the playoffs but they definately control their own fate especially with Ravens, pats, jets and Minnesota left 3 winnable games.

[Buzzed Killer]

Ravens, Steelers, Browns, and KC all lost, teams which were ahead or tied with the Dolphins record wise. Not sure if you are following the NFL or not based on your post.

SD won, Buf won, Houston won, IND won, Cin won, and Denver won.

2 out of the 4 teams you listed lost to AFC playoff contenders anyways.
More AFC contenders won this week than lost..

There is a reason why the playoff picture in the AFC this year is so tight. That's because of wins, not loses genius. You don't know shit bruh.

[daasgoot]

dabears gonna make a comeback

[HippoNipple]

NFC has more 2nd place teams with 8+ wins, that is what matters, but either way it is pretty close.

[Buzzed Killer]

NFC has more 2nd place teams with 8+ wins, that is what matters, but either way it is pretty close.

What is what matters?

[HippoNipple]

What is what matters?

A teams record and chances of getting a wild card spot. With 7 wins Miami is better off being in the AFC for the time being.