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Silent
11-03-2014, 04:59 AM
I have seen plenty of SK's HT themselves to avoid YT, Never have I seen a bard dirge themselves to prevent YT. Lockjaw give you good head.

http://i.imgur.com/EqjqHIa.png

(PS, cure disease pots are your friend. don't leave home without em. You might have survived while selos away clicking one instead of your SS bp at 20% pox'd)

iiNGloriouS
11-03-2014, 05:53 AM
Got prof?

Farzo
11-03-2014, 06:08 AM
yah half of ts had a play-by-play was funny to hear.

Silent
11-03-2014, 06:41 AM
Simple fact is Jody(a bard) died in an outdoor zone to a PVE shaman buff bot, He took his own life after trying to SS bp himself up instead of clicking a cure pot. He thought he could simply walk up to a shaman in DL and spam denons stuns with melee attacks. Scuzzle also landed a Pyrocuror on him, Guess Jody doesn't carry pumices around either. Maybe he will finally realize bard vs caster aren't invincible and chaining denons on someone at full hp to try to interrupt casts only works on tards.

krazyGlue
11-03-2014, 08:01 AM
Jupe every time you type something it's like a fucking novel . Figured by now you would realize that no1 is fucking reading that shit

Silent
11-03-2014, 08:59 AM
i could ezly type a novel if i wanted but i don't give these forums much use rly, check ur notifications btw. will be around later today, afternoon or tonight whichever works best if u still need

Agatha
11-03-2014, 09:00 AM
pras lockjaw, she will give you good head.


sucked jodys dick right off.

Mac Drettj
11-03-2014, 10:20 AM
jody is easily worst bard on server

krazyGlue
11-03-2014, 10:30 AM
Uhm na I think gixx takes the cake for worst bard

Mac Drettj
11-03-2014, 10:31 AM
no, i can 100% confidently say jody is worst

Barladore
11-03-2014, 10:40 AM
Jody better than any holo bard

quido
11-03-2014, 10:42 AM
Jupe is really proud every time it PvPs. I bet that screenshot was printed and put up on its mom's fridge.

Eslade
11-03-2014, 10:59 AM
Jupe is really proud every time it PvPs. I bet that screenshot was printed and put up on its mom's fridge.

http://33.media.tumblr.com/467d6d3c05f400d11e887590b82e047c/tumblr_mmuwlht7eT1rbllpmo1_500.gif

Super Hater
11-03-2014, 11:51 AM
One of the biggest faggots on the box.

hagard
11-03-2014, 11:53 AM
Dies to warrior in open zone without mighty strike... Highly skilled bard.
HEH

Nirgon
11-03-2014, 12:11 PM
I don't really have a problem with Jody / Adrian and the rest of the rap game... seems alright

I mean the whole raids with Azrael thing is sketchy but, they could use some numbers

Mac Drettj
11-03-2014, 12:32 PM
i mean

epic raid geared bard versus jboot empty slot mage in dreadlands with no zones around

the bard has to throw himself at mage 3x each time getting to 20% and running away and coming back after regen+ss bp heal just to plug after all the effort?

pretty sad

Nirgon
11-03-2014, 12:33 PM
I mean lets not cast shame on some melees who will actually leave the KC zone lines aright?

Rap Game's kew with me

Hopefully Azrael give them some pixels

Colgate
11-03-2014, 12:44 PM
personally watched this unfold

jody tried to go juggernaut status 1v2 and i followed him as he spammed his SS bp instead of curing the pox and dispelling the pyrocruor

he ALMOST made it to the firiona vie tunnel but then dirged himself at 8% hp

was p funny

krazyGlue
11-03-2014, 12:45 PM
So a necro a shaman and 60 monk or bard ? Vrs 1 bard and u pals make a thread about killing him lol

Nirgon
11-03-2014, 12:48 PM
Well I mean good for him not hugging zonelines with raid buffs and plugging at the first sign of any possible danger

I'm curious sometimes how at ultra grave yard hours that people get full raid buffs from multiple classes tho

Is there that much account sharing and people responding to buff me bat phones or what

Mac Drettj
11-03-2014, 12:54 PM
bad bard is hilarious

thanks for thread

krazyGlue
11-03-2014, 12:56 PM
Eh I killed tune on my Mage in Freeport 1v1 with no pet at the docks . Every bard has their day

Mac Drettj
11-03-2014, 12:56 PM
cool

Agatha
11-03-2014, 01:03 PM
So a necro a shaman and 60 monk or bard ? Vrs 1 bard and u pals make a thread about killing him lol

think the point is a bard died in an outdoor zone to anymore, and didnt cure disease or poison or click pumice on his pyrocure, but instead spammed SS bp....

Pikrib
11-03-2014, 01:10 PM
Well I mean good for him not hugging zonelines with raid buffs and plugging at the first sign of any possible danger

I'm curious sometimes how at ultra grave yard hours that people get full raid buffs from multiple classes tho

Is there that much account sharing and people responding to buff me bat phones or what

If you are throwing out boxing accusations.

http://r99pvp.com/showplayer.php?p=Drakflygaren

^^^^pretty sure he was being boxed when I killed him this weekend.

Deluxeee
11-03-2014, 01:12 PM
I kill bards in outdoor zones all the time. This is not newsworthy IMO.

Gnomegrown
11-03-2014, 02:17 PM
not to be a dick , but last time I played I don't think anyone I grouped with up to say 54 had pumices or cure pots

most people just don't care about pvp, im sure jody had neither

as for killing himself to avoid a yellow text, I think that's pretty dumb.

Nirgon
11-03-2014, 02:40 PM
If you are throwing out boxing accusations.

http://r99pvp.com/showplayer.php?p=Drakflygaren

^^^^pretty sure he was being boxed when I killed him this weekend.

Ban all boxers, would be gr8

iiNGloriouS
11-03-2014, 02:41 PM
I'm so popular.

Hi seawall.

Nirgon
11-03-2014, 02:42 PM
Something is wrong when you know playing by the rules puts you at a severe disadvantage you know?

Stop relying on some kind of IP trace stuff and just observe. It's obvious and should be immediate ban with no second chances. Because odds are they've done it 100s of times before you caught them.

iiNGloriouS
11-03-2014, 02:43 PM
Also nirg I formed rbgc because I don't like the name azrael that much. I'm the only main in rgbc and everyone knows I'm az.

Plus dat reference to riffraff

Juhstin
11-03-2014, 03:21 PM
Hottest Ogre on Red

Nirgon
11-03-2014, 04:02 PM
Also nirg I formed rbgc because I don't like the name azrael that much. I'm the only main in rgbc and everyone knows I'm az.

Plus dat reference to riffraff

nonstop thru desert
salisbury steak swetta

iiNGloriouS
11-03-2014, 04:04 PM
nonstop thru desert
salisbury steak swetta

they figured i was kin to chesta,
the way I chase chedda

Agatha
11-03-2014, 04:26 PM
shaman "buff bot" with 150k worth of gear heh heh heh

only 150k, nerd. that aint shit.


you realize my net worth on p99 is over 7million? lol.

yea thats my pve character. it's a buffbot thats wearing extra left overs.

Tassador
11-03-2014, 05:04 PM
I bet your parents are very proud

Confirmed proud he just signed another 10 year contract to live at home and play eq

FoxxHound
11-03-2014, 05:48 PM
I'm the worst bard on the server. Fuck you guys!

BardPop
11-03-2014, 06:07 PM
Man i thought it was bad when people were saying they didn't read 3-4 paragraph posts back in the day, fast forward to 2014 and a guy is saying 4 sentences is like a novel, thats crazy.

Yumyums Inmahtumtums
11-03-2014, 06:08 PM
TLDR

Tameth
11-03-2014, 06:44 PM
bad bard is hilarious

Silent
11-03-2014, 09:27 PM
Lockjaw has a fungi, thats about all hes worth. he still wears jaundiced gloves/arms/bracers pretty pro pvp gear u know, all those stats and resists. not sure y u think 150k gear is such a big deal? doesnt jody have an epic atleast? ss bp too? probably 4-5x a smuch gear worth as lockjaw. doesn't change the fact he died to a shaman pox and necro pyro in outdoor zone thinking he could melee a 60 shaman to death.

no pumices, no cure pots, almost died again when I rooted him at FV ZL since apparently he doesn't have MM drums stashed in the bank for CR runs either and prefers to run at non instrument selos speed. GG bard top notch


umad

Gnomegrown
11-03-2014, 10:13 PM
Confirmed proud he just signed another 10 year contract to live at home and play eq

just laughed so hard I farted

LostCause
11-03-2014, 10:21 PM
PVP happen on a PvP server.

Potus
11-03-2014, 10:23 PM
I've never played a bard on pvp how hard is it? Don't you just selos and hit dudes and run away and come back x1000 until they die?

Silent
11-04-2014, 12:00 AM
125 words and not a single one was read

obv u care a bit too much, its a video game chill dawg. dont get so rustled.

Not Salem
11-04-2014, 12:09 AM
Raid buffed at all times because I camp with them + Ht up and after I've killed someone I log on my enchanter and follow smallmee around untill enough people are on to Rez my HT back up and fully raid buff me again

iiNGloriouS
11-04-2014, 01:04 AM
just laughed so hard I farted

Thats a good laugh.