I just played sports.

[quido]

I just played sports for 3 hours. I'm going to be playing sports for another 2-3 hours soon today.

Do you guys like to play sports?

[Andis]

lol good one

[Kergan]

I have a job can't play sports during the normal business hours (i.e. the hours normal successful people work).

What sport did you play today?

[Potus]

My girlfriend asked me if I was into watersports, boy was I in for a surprise.

[Doors]

Better stretch before hand, you're gonna be sore as fuck for the next week days if you never actually do anything (p sure u dont do shit tbh)

[quido]

I played pickleball with a bunch of retirees including my father. We are golfing in a couple hours. Feels good to make my own schedule.

[Kergan]

Feels good to be a success in life.

[quido]

I work on a farm almost every day for at least a couple hours. They call me The Goat Whisperer.

[quido]

I enjoy husbandry.

[Kergan]

Nice!

[Fame]

Farmers are good people and readily available at farmersonly.com :D

[quido]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acgIOpp2TCI

[Doors]

I would call you the goat fucker.

[quido]

There's only one that I want to fuck but I haven't yet.

[Yumyums Inmahtumtums]

Goat Stimulator

[iiNGloriouS]

Goat Stimulator

That game is gold.

[Tassador]

Can't wait for that Mnf tonight need big game from dez Bryant and Dan Bailey

[vinnidel]

pras sparky.

[Stoc]

I enjoy husbandry.

Does your husband play sports with you? :D

[Smedy]

'',, tell us

[quido]

I'm playing sports again in 7 hours.

[Tomm Selleck]

I work on a farm almost every day for at least a couple hours. They call me The Goat Whisperer.

confirmed arzak

[quido]

huh

[quido]

I played sports for 3.5 hours today and it felt great. I got a new pair of shoes - they were my magic shoes!!

[Eslade]

feels relevant for some reason. (http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lQlIhraqL7o)

[vinnidel]

I played sports for 3.5 hours today and it felt great. I got a new pair of shoes - they were my magic shoes!!

i feel like im the only one who gets your references. we're like pees and carrots.

[Mac Drettj]

Nothing to boast about

[Drakaris]

I would call you the goat fucker.

Beat me to it :(

LOL

[quido]

Feels good to play sports.

[Recycled Children]

http://www.marriedtothesea.com/010713/real-sports-ball-dunking.gif

[Doors]

Lets be real here you probably need a fork lift to get out of your computer chair.

[quido]

I just played sports for 3.5 hours again. Scrubz

[daasgoot]

sports so gooood.

[daasgoot]

on a serious note... i don't consider golf a sport .. more of a game. haha

[Dillian]

its a little less pussy then croquet =P Its like calling card playing a sport

[Juhstin]

Is playing Madden count as a sport?

[quido]

A round of golf is considerably more taxing than most non-players realize, especially if you walk. Forty or fifty swings, the requisite practice swings, several miles of walking - it adds up. When I played golf this week I had already spent over 3 hours playing pickleball that day (which is pretty taxing) and I was totally shot after that round. It's hard to believe that I played golf in 70-degree weather on Monday, and today it's snowing =P

I've played 10 hours of pickleball and 3 hours of golf this week. I've watched 0 hours of sports. My sports played-to-watched ratio this week is infinity. What's yours?

[Nirgon]

Can I watch you play pickleball

[daasgoot]

A round of golf is considerably more taxing than most non-players realize, especially if you walk. Forty or fifty swings, the requisite practice swings, several miles of walking - it adds up. When I played golf this week I had already spent over 3 hours playing pickleball that day (which is pretty taxing) and I was totally shot after that round. It's hard to believe that I played golf in 70-degree weather on Monday, and today it's snowing =P

I've played 10 hours of pickleball and 3 hours of golf this week. I've watched 0 hours of sports. My sports played-to-watched ratio this week is infinity. What's yours?

yeah walking and carrying clubs sucks big dick. would never golf (again) without a cart.. the cart rallying is the best part imo.

watched many sports, played zero sports this week/month.

[quido]

Can I watch you play pickleball

I'm going to start playing competitively in the spring - I'm sure there will be some recordings floating around. Check out the sport on youtube if you're curious.

[Nirgon]

Remind me but I will watch you play dem sports

[quido]

I'm really good - you will enjoy

[Kergan]

Pickleball the sport of champions and top tier athletes for sure.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_7wbuFsXSS28/TMBNxnII_9I/AAAAAAAAApw/moiIUhbcQV4/s320/old+woman.jpg

[quido]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUN1eS4PJnw

[Nirgon]

Pickleball the sport of champions and top tier athletes for sure.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_7wbuFsXSS28/TMBNxnII_9I/AAAAAAAAApw/moiIUhbcQV4/s320/old+woman.jpg

That old bitty would fuck you up at pickle ball and you know it



Unless she's dead now

[Littlegyno 10.0]

I just played sports for 3 hours. I'm going to be playing sports for another 2-3 hours soon today.

Do you guys like to play sports?

http://wac.9ebf.edgecastcdn.net/809EBF/ec-origin.nyc.barstoolsports.com/files/2011/08/hobbton_high_football_player_brett_bowden-480x314.jpg

[quido]

Unlike most of you who spend 20 hours a week watching football, I actually played football in high school and started.

[Nirgon]

No1's sayin we watch sports or somethin just let's see your moves on the pickle ball court

Lot of hype, zero show

[quido]

How about a video of me and Lite vs the best two pickleballers from Holocaust?

[daasgoot]

How about a video of me and Lite vs the best two pickleballers from Holocaust?

i love where this is going.

[quido]

http://www.usapa.org/places-to-play-pickleball/ if you guys want to find somewhere to play. Pickleballers are super friendly and provide a warm and welcoming environment for new players.

[Mac Drettj]

Why do you keep promoting a game designed for the elderly that is primarily played in old folks homes?

You're weird and obviously a socially awkward nerd with weak bones

[quido]

For love of the game, bro.

Pickleball is the fastest-growing sport in America.

[Mac Drettj]

its tennis designed for people at risk of breaking their hips

[quido]

Pickleball is closer to table tennis than to regular tennis in that it is a game of quick reactions. Between good players at the net, it is a game of inches. The no-volley-zone (or the kitchen, as we call it) only extends 7 feet from the net on either side, so some of the exchanges are super quick like in table tennis. The pinnacle of pickleball play is really like Mario Tennis between good players (those quick exchanges at the net), except you actually have to aim and place shots.

[Mac Drettj]

u can quote wiki articles all day i aint readin

[quido]

Go get your ass handed to you by a bunch of seniors at your local community center - then you can insult Pickleball if you still desire.

[HippoNipple]

For love of the game, bro.

Pickleball is the fastest-growing sport in America.

4 people to 6 is pretty sick when talking percentages.

[quido]

good 1

[Barkingturtle]

Pickleball is the fastest-growing sport in America.

Only because Baby Boomers are aging into old folks' homes.

Looks like the tennis equivalent of mini-golf. Can't fathom why anyone would want to play that unless they just liked the smell of old men, maybe.

[quido]

I bet you watch football three days a week.

[Barkingturtle]

I bet you watch football three days a week.

You'd lose that bet. By the way, can you bet on pickleball? No? That's because it's not a sport. Also, because gambling isn't allowed at the rest home.

[quido]

Pickleball just brings out the zingers with you guys! What sharp tongues you have ;)

Just because Pickleball first caught on with affluent elderly white people doesn't mean it's not a wonderful sport. It's being played by people of all ages! What's great about Pickleball is that even a novice player (assuming they have at least a little hand-eye coordination) can play decently well. Yes, old people move more poorly and probably don't see as well - some of them at least - but there's plenty of young players (at least where I play) that will run down shots all up and down the court.

[Kergan]

It actually was invented for children to play, and adopted quickly by the elderly. Basically, if you aren't within 10 years of the beginning or end of your life you should find something better to do with your time.

[quido]

What's your sports played-to-watched ratio Kergan?

[Mac Drettj]

Go get your ass handed to you by a bunch of seniors at your local community center - then you can insult Pickleball if you still desire.

Community Center

Rofl

[Sektor]

this thread sucks Retti and Edward suck atm

[quido]

Sektor go click your AON you retarded scum fuck.

[Sektor]

Sektor go click your AON you retarded scum fuck.

wish I had one.

[Mac Drettj]

U SUCK

[Elspeth]

sektorz uninstall.

[quido]

I just played sports for 4 hours. It cost me $10. I ate 3 somewhat potent pot cookies an hour before I started playing the sports. Now I'm going to bed.

[Eslade]

Thanks for the update.

[kotton05]

I just played sports for 4 hours. It cost me $10. I ate 3 somewhat potent pot cookies an hour before I started playing the sports. Now I'm going to bed.

Lol bet you was going cross eyed from being so stoned. Sleep well.

[Mac Drettj]

they were not potent at all if u ate 3

[Pikrib]

I just played sports for 4 hours. It cost me $10. I ate 3 somewhat potent pot cookies an hour before I started playing the sports. Now I'm going to bed.

But the question is did you play with your cool normal friends?

[iiNGloriouS]

I just played sports for 4 hours. It cost me $10. I ate 3 somewhat potent pot cookies an hour before I started playing the sports. Now I'm going to bed.

Best way to play sports.

[quido]

I've been eating 1-2 cookies 1-2 times a day for a number of days now. I played like a fuckin ace today - killed it with my super cool friends. A blast was had by all.

I've played 4 hours of sports and watched 0 hours of sports this week. My sports played-to-watched ratio is infinity. What's yours?

[daasgoot]

played 0 minutes of sports in the last 3-4 months.. i have watched many many many(3 many's is alot) hours of sports.

i am a piece of shit.

[Kergan]

I've been eating 1-2 cookies 1-2 times a day for a number of days now.

Confirmed fat.

[quido]

I'm playing sports today at noon. I'm super excited.

[iiNGloriouS]

I'm playing sports today at noon. I'm super excited.

Can I come?

[quido]

I dunno, CAN YOU?

[ExedOut]

Track scholarship for 400m dash , all district all region strong safety in football. Come at me bros.

[Tassador]

Watching sports starting at 1pm heavily vested in the 4:25 pm football games. Love watching sports.

[heartbrand]

Track scholarship for 400m dash , all district all region strong safety in football. Come at me bros.

That's pretty cool didn't know that

[ExedOut]

Heh that was over eight years ago. Just workout casually now but yea me and akinn went to state in 4x400 relay. Nothing to do in a small town but play sports really.

[Steel Warrior]

I try to impress my gamer friends by telling them about other games I play.

[Mac Drettj]

Does competitive hot dog eating count?

[FoxxHound]

I just took a dump. We should both get pats on the back!

[iiNGloriouS]

My lifelong dream is to play sports with Jeremy.

[quido]

I played sports for 4 hours today and lost only a single game today (out of a dozen games or so). I am really good at sports and had fun with my friends.

I'm off to a good start this week with a sports played-to-watched ratio of infinity. What's your ratio?

[kotton05]

I spend 200% of my time playing sports. I don't win as much as you tho.

[Kergan]

I get 98% of my exercise during vigorous sex sessions 8-10 times a week. It is getting weird though, if I do work out I have a permanent erection as my body has learned to associate exercise with ejaculation.

[quido]

Your dog must enjoy that time you spend together, Kergan. Maybe you could actually exercise together too.

I felt so fortunate to get through Thanksgiving this year without having to watch a single minute of football.

I'm leaving right now to play sports at a new facility. Anyone else playing some sports this weekend?

[Kergan]

Some of us have wives/families and get laid on a regular basis. Probably why I don't have 12 level 60s on the emu like you. :)

Enjoy playing your "sports" against a bunch of geriatrics and children. Maybe you can do some competitive hopscotch or shuffleboard when you're done.

[Steel Warrior]

This thread confuses me. Why would anyone care when this bluebie plays frisbee?

[quido]

Ain't you heard, I'm red now.

I played for 3 hours today so hard I puked at the end (partly due to hangover). It was rad.

Sports played-to-watched ratio still infinity for the week. What's yours?

[HippoNipple]

Ain't you heard, I'm red now.

I played for 3 hours today so hard I puked at the end (partly due to hangover). It was rad.

Sports played-to-watched ratio still infinity for the week. What's yours?

You don't play sports you pasty ass nerd.

[quido]

I'm pretty tan, too, in addition to being really really good at sports.

[Super Hater]

http://i.imgur.com/S5h9l3J.jpg

[quido]

lol might be the first noncringeworthy post that was Hatermade

[Super Hater]

http://images.ebaumsworld.com/2007/10/SportsTiming05.jpg

[quido]

I just played sports for 2.5 hours again. I thought about taking a picture of this one dude who was there who's 38 years old, 6'5" and a hulking 280 fit pounds (he actually stepped on a scale in front of me today) because you guys seem to think it's all geriatrics playing lol. The guy is a fucking beast and could be an NFL linebacker, yet he plays pickleball 5 days a week for love of the game.

I've been watching MSU vs Penn State for the last 10 minutes. My sports played-to-watched ratio this week is 59.375. What's yours?

[Super Hater]

http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/img-thing?.out=jpg&size=l&tid=13542080

[quido]

is that Dexter?

[Steel Warrior]

You are baffling to me. Are you trying to pretend to be manly or fit, or what?

The 6'5" 280 pound guy is probably already started on hormone therapy. Are you next?

[quido]

I just like playing sports. All these sports fans here and everywhere but 90% of them don't even play sports. I am merely advocating that everyone increase their sports played-to-watched ratio. Don't be a turkey - play some sports.

[LulzSect]

http://i.imgur.com/u8PP0hg.gif

[Kergan]

lol owned

[Farzo]

I did the Qeynos to Freeport run on a level 1 Human ranger today; #fit

[Nirgon]

Drank 1 beer, watched Michigan vs OSU

Dean 3 beers and 2 fireball shots and watched Auburn vs Alabama

Love them sports

[Kergan]

I just power watched seasons 1 and 2 of Vikings (free on amazon prime) for like 4 nights straight. Does that count as sports?

p.s. that show is fucking awesome, only wish it would have been a starz/hbo/cinemax type deal so they could go a little nuts Spartacus style.

[Kergan]

Not as good as Netflix but they have a few things Netflix doesn't, and probably 90% of the same shit. The big things you're missing from Netflix are Orange is the New Black, the newest season of Arrested Development and House of Cards, all of which are definitely worth watching.

[Steel Warrior]

Just had morning sex. My girl is upstairs trying to find her panties.

Didn't watch or play any sports this weekend.

[FoxxHound]

Not as good as Netflix but they have a few things Netflix doesn't, and probably 90% of the same shit. The big things you're missing from Netflix are Orange is the New Black, the newest season of Arrested Development and House of Cards, all of which are definitely worth watching.

Love Orange is the New Black!

[Eslade]

I've never used the amazon app store either

App store has one free app a day. Works for any of your Android devices.

[quido]

I watched basketball for two hours yesterday - my sports played-to-watched ratio for the week is currently 0. FORTUNATELY I'm going and playing sports today for 3 or 4 hours! You guys playing any sports today?

[Eslade]

Does taking a shit before, during and after work count?

[Buzzed Killer]

Just had morning sex. My girl is upstairs trying to find her panties.

Didn't watch or play any sports this weekend.

She lookin to reapply some morning drawls? Tell that bitch to take a fuckin shower. Pussy must look like opening up a grilled cheese sandwich and shit.

[Steel Warrior]

She lookin to reapply some morning drawls? Tell that bitch to take a fuckin shower. Pussy must look like opening up a grilled cheese sandwich and shit.

Oh, I get it. Your sport is telling yourself that pussy is nasty as you finger your own shitter?

[Eslade]

Oh, I get it. Your sport is telling yourself that pussy is nasty as you finger your own shitter?

I think he's saying that your girlfriend should be more concerned with cleaning her cooch than looking for her underwear.

I'd agree.

[Buzzed Killer]

Oh, I get it. Your sport is telling yourself that pussy is nasty as you finger your own shitter?

Why are you so defensive?l

[Sektor]

Two anon forum posters arguing. L o l.

[Buzzed Killer]

bruh...
http://extravagonzofoods.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/grilled-cheese-sandwich11.jpg

[iiNGloriouS]

I watched basketball for two hours yesterday - my sports played-to-watched ratio for the week is currently 0. FORTUNATELY I'm going and playing sports today for 3 or 4 hours! You guys playing any sports today?

Watched basketball at the bar with my pals current ratio for me will have to be 0. But I go to work in 5 hours so theres that.

[iiNGloriouS]

Wait, do E-Sports count as sports for the watching sports?

[freez]

happy birthday ****** chew


:D

[freez]

your god damn work jacket is on point o lawd

[iiNGloriouS]

your god damn work jacket is on point o lawd

Thank you. Shits so warm too.

happy birthday ****** chew



And thank you again pal :D

[Steel Warrior]

Why are you so defensive?l

I think you're a little confused about offense and defense. Maybe you should try watching or playing sports?

[Steel Warrior]

I think he's saying that your girlfriend should be more concerned with cleaning her cooch than looking for her underwear.

I'd agree.

I'll let her know that you're so concerned. Could I have your phone number in case she needs to call you for help?

[Buzzed Killer]

I think you're a little confused about offense and defense. Maybe you should try watching or playing sports?

http://omgface.com/veryhappy/Huge%20Teeth9.jpg

[quido]

Sports was great today - I brought my A game and only lost a single match (with a weak partner). Afterwards, I took everyone to McDonald's. That's right, bitches - happy meals for all.

[Buzzed Killer]

I'll let her know that you're so concerned. Could I have your phone number in case she needs to call you for help?

Imaginary girls, with dirty vaginas, and the angry men who love them.

Next... on Geraldo.



If I made up a story about some chick. Her vagina would be clean. FO SHO!

[Mac Drettj]

I gave thanks to having full motion in all of my extremities over the holiday weekend.

Then I gave thanks to not being a loser and playing shuffle board with old folks for 2 hours a day as part of my community service requirement

[Eslade]

I'll let her know that you're so concerned. Could I have your phone number in case she needs to call you for help?

Give me her number and I'll walk her through.

[Steel Warrior]

It never ceases to amaze me that some of you think that having a girlfriend is unusual.

Poor you.

[Buzzed Killer]

It never ceases to amaze me that some of you think that having a girlfriend is unusual.

Poor you.

http://hurricanevanessa.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/tom_cruise.jpg

[quido]

I just played sports for 3.5 hours. I got called a "stinker" today by an old timer so I am relishing the stinker status. I'm up to 7 hours played this week and 2 hours watched for a sports played-to-watched ratio of 3.5 for the week. What's your ratio?

[Buzzed Killer]

I just played sports for 3.5 hours. I got called a "stinker" today by an old timer so I am relishing the stinker status. I'm up to 7 hours played this week and 2 hours watched for a sports played-to-watched ratio of 3.5 for the week. What's your ratio?

how do you figure out a ratio?

[Kergan]

Jeremy, the only ratio you should be concerned with is your getting laid to masturbation ratio which currently cannot be calculated due to a 0 denominator.

[quido]

0 masturbation i know right, life is good

[Buzzed Killer]

http://33.media.tumblr.com/71dcca9fabf4d9138c0db520b66ee85c/tumblr_nfvkhf8sX11qdlh1io1_250.gif

[LulzSect]

^^its haterade

[heartbrand]

hearing the only sports being played atm are chain wipes to Phara Dar during working hours

[quido]

I just played sports hard for 2.5 hours. Now it's time for homemade chicken nuggets that have been marinating for 2 days.

Off to a good start this week with a sports played-to-watched ratio of infinity!

[Stalos_]

Watching Seahawks right now. Turn it on Ed .

[Mac Drettj]

Chicken nuggets and badminton at the retirement home

[Kergan]

lol this shit for some reason made front page on google news:

http://www.nelsonstar.com/sports/285024141.html

What is your sports played to Matlock episode ratio this week?

[quido]

Fastest-growing sport in America.

[Mac Drettj]

badminton and chicken nugget eating?

[quido]

Those both sound like excellent activities, but no.

[Kergan]

Fucking Jeremy, google news keeps sending me pickleball stories due entirely to this stupid thread.

http://www.mooresvilletribune.com/community/pickleball-it-s-seniors-new-thing/article_f9e5a3e0-7fea-11e4-b038-73c4224531ae.html

[HippoNipple]

Fastest-growing sport in America.

% growth isn't telling the whole story when it jumps from 5 to 7 one week. That number could dwindle just as fast when half those players die from old age a month from now.

[Glenzig]

I have to play pickle ball at least once in my life after seeing what it actually is. Looks like it would probably be pretty fun. And I like the fact that old doggies play it. I feel like this would maximize my chances of winning sports.

[Kergan]

I don't doubt it would be fun - most old people games are because they require little to no skill, physical fitness, or even good eye sight. Usually there are cookies afterwards too.

[quido]

Pretty sure most of you don't have enough hand-to-eye coordination to be successful at such a sport.

[Jib]

does anybody else read threads backwards sometimes?

[Glenzig]

Pretty sure most of you don't have enough hand-to-eye coordination to be successful at such a sport.

I can barely type.

[Karney]

I spent 10 hours in the gym this week. I spent 20 Hours playing Everquest. I spent about three hours having sex. And I enjoyed a few chicken nuggets because it is bulking season. Just figured I would share.

[HippoNipple]

I spent 10 hours in the gym this week. I spent 20 Hours playing Everquest. I spent about three hours having sex. And I enjoyed a few chicken nuggets because it is bulking season. Just figured I would share.

Sounds like you are slacking at all four of those things. Give up 3 of the 4 and be a pro at something, I recommend chicken nuggets.

[Karney]

I could give up sex but that would only give me about 1 1/2 to spend in each of my other hobbies...
Can't get any more time since I do need to work to support all my habbits.

[Mac Drettj]

the peoples champ jeremy has the record for most amount of days without a serious hip or knee injury in his league

[Portasaurus]

does anybody else read threads backwards sometimes?

constantly

[Portasaurus]

So every time we post in pvp rnf, it adds to our FQ score?

[Portasaurus]

http://fifacelebrationcontinues.com/Content/Images/goal.gif

https://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6hy4fwSh91qewsxi.gif

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lswhrtifeh1qeh1dm.gif

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lswftiM0ZG1qeh1dm.gif

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lswjovYz4d1qeh1dm.gif

[quido]

here's a picture of me playing sports

http://www.celebjihad.com/celeb-jihad/jonas_football/jonas_football3.jpg

[LostCause]

i played sports today aswell.



http://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleimages/dan/sportstarded/eat2.jpg

[Portasaurus]

If I keep scoring goals in this thread, I'm going to become a Planar Protector before I know it!!!

[Mac Drettj]

I'm watching sports and eating hotdogs

My sports watched to food eaten to physical activty is 1:1:0 today, what's yours?

[karsten]

My sports watched to food eaten to physical activty is 1:1:0 today

[quido]

I played sports for 3.25 hours today and it felt great - I celebrated with a pair of Double Filet 'o' Fishes from McDonald's.

[Steel Warrior]

I played sports for 3.25 hours today and it felt great - I celebrated with a pair of Double Filet 'o' Fishes from McDonald's.

How much red platinum funneled through blue does it take to pay for lunch at McD's?

[FoxxHound]

I'm watching sports and eating hotdogs

My sports watched to food eaten to physical activty is 1:1:0 today, what's yours?

0:18ish:0

[Sektor]

How much red platinum funneled through blue does it take to pay for lunch at McD's?

[quido]

Don't be mad that I'm the richest and best player on p99 AND I'm good at sports.

[Steel Warrior]

Don't be mad that I'm the richest and best player on p99 AND I'm good at sports.

No one is mad about anything. They just don't care about shuffleboard or lawn darts or whatever it is that you play, and no one is impressed that you eat at McDonald's.

You're pretty much boring and pudgy and ordinary.

I'm going to cook myself potatoes and and omelet for breakfast. You see how interesting that is? Later I'll take a shower and then go shop for Christmas cards for my family. If I feel motivated, I might wash my dishes and clean my bathroom.

Yeah, fucking exciting news updates, huh?

Just finish your RMT shit and disappear, please.

[quido]

This is a thread about me playing sports and being awesome at everything. Perhaps you should find somewhere else to post if you can't get behind such simple truths.

[FoxxHound]

Don't be mad that I'm the richest and best player on p99 AND I'm good at sports.

Should give me some money bro.
You should also make a video of yourself doing sports.
http://www.lolriot.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/Napoleon-Dynamite-GIF-Uncle-Rico-praciticing-football.gif

[fred schnarf]

black people arent allowed to have money in america

[Mac Drettj]

Some filet of fishes sounds hella good

[quido]

I played sports for 4 hours today. It felt great. I am really good at sports.

[Nirgon]

0 hours of sports played

watched 5 hours of football yesterday

[Portasaurus]

I got arrested today. Twice!

[LostCause]

just finished up my sports for the day.


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[onarrot4000]

Quido you don't play sports; everquest players who make posts on a fucking rants and flames, p99 red forum who play sports DONT PLAY SPORTS. You're really killing my erection man. Post a picture in your pickle ball outfit next time you decide to post that you exercised for 4 hours; i'm calling your bluff bud. Pics or didn't happen brah .

[quido]

I wear khaki shorts, a t-shirt or two, and my trusty K-Swiss (because that's what's really hood, or, because they were the only court shoes I could find at the store I went to).

[onarrot4000]

Now I know. If you're not lying you're an autistic with a weird idiot savant skill for pickle ball. Now the picture is being painted.

[quido]

I'm good at everything.

[onarrot4000]

Right. You're good at everything bub . does the lil guy wana get apple juice and chocolate milk after you do exercise tomorrow ?

[quido]

Ouch easy there pal you're hurting my feelings.

[Cobretti]

Right. You're good at everything bub . does the lil guy wana get apple juice and chocolate milk after you do exercise tomorrow ?


Purple drank

[quido]

I played sports twice today - once outside - for a total of five hours! It felt great to play sports with my friends and family. My sister-in-law was a first time pickleballer today and kicked some serious ass. Man it feels good to be good at sports. My sports played-to-watched ratio is infinity for the week. What's yours?

[Portasaurus]

What kind of pickles are we talking about exactly?

[LulzSect]

http://static.cdn.ea.com/battlelog/prod/emblems/320/389/2832655391468807389.jpeg?v=1336970567.98

[FoxxHound]

http://static.cdn.ea.com/battlelog/prod/emblems/320/389/2832655391468807389.jpeg?v=1336970567.98

Lulz knows ALLLLL about "The D". Isn't that right BB?

[quido]

I'm looking forward to playing more sports today.

[iiNGloriouS]

Sports.

[quido]

I just played sports for 4.5 hours. It felt great to play sports with my friends today. I am really good at sports.

[Doors]

You are fat and unkempt.

[quido]

I am the pinnacle of grace and intelligence within the human species

[Tassador]

Watching college football right now go canes!

[Kergan]

Had to stop viewing this thread for a while to cut down on the google news suggested pickleball stories.

[quido]

Pickleball is a great sport.

[Buhbuh]

I just played competitive eating and masturbating with myself for all day

I lost over 6000 calories when I offset the hot Cheetos with my cold, calorie canceling ice cream.

and then i slept like a man and was placed in the Guinness book of world records.

[iiNGloriouS]

I smoked tree and played ultimate frisbee today. It was a good day.

[quido]

How long did you play? What's your sports played-to-watched ratio for the week?

[iiNGloriouS]

I played for 2 hours or so today. I have watched 15 seconds of sports this week. So my ratio is absurd.

[quido]

http://www.msu.edu/~oconne53/arnolds_affair2.gif

[quido]

I just played sports for 3 hours with my pals and it was great. I love playing sports.

[quido]

I just played sports for 3.5 hours. I humbled one guy (who thought he was hot shit) so badly he stomped off the court mid-game and said he'd never play with me again.

[maverixdamighty]

I just played sports for 3.5 hours. I humbled one guy (who thought he was hot shit) so badly he stomped off the court mid-game and said he'd never play with me again.

gotta specify the sport bro

[Pikrib]

gotta specify the sport bro

homosex a sport now?

[quido]

I am really good at sports and completely injury free because I have a 3-digit IQ.

[HippoNipple]

I am really good at sports and completely injury free because I have a 3-digit IQ.

Heh, stupid injured people.

[quido]

Some people get injured for no good reason. Some people get injured because they're stupid.

Gotta know your limit on sports eh

[hagard]

the line between pushing past pain and injury is very fine tho

[daasgoot]

i don't always play sports, but when i do.. everyone gets injured but me.

[fred schnarf]

quido brings an oggok cleaver on the court and he is like im buffed bitch whos ready to play?

[LostCause]

sports
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[Tassador]

watching nfl playoffs today all day long.

[quido]

I just played sports for 3 hours. I love playing sports.

[FoxxHound]

I occasionally breath heavily... Like I am playing sports.

[quido]

I'm playing sports today. I am really excited!

[Formshifter]

remember that time madsad was scared to do sports with me?

poor guy

[MavstabYoudead]

can't believe you still post here lol

[Formshifter]

i knew i could summon the fat. hi madsad (^_^*)

[quido]

I just played sports for 3 hours with all my cool and normal friends. It felt great - I love being good at sports.

Madstab would be the last chosen to play.

[Cymeon]

this thread is almost as sad as kimm posting strip club selfies.

so immersed in this game that you have to tell people the normal everyday shit you do lol


great, you played sports, welcome to planet earth before the internet.

[quido]

Sounds like someone who is bad at sports.

[Glenzig]

this thread is almost as sad as kimm posting strip club selfies.

so immersed in this game that you have to tell people the normal everyday shit you do lol


great, you played sports, welcome to planet earth before the internet.

You're so bad at sports that you have to blame the internet?

[Formshifter]

glen, not everyone is as physically superior as you, bro. post that video where youre rushing coconuts with your 6 plate squat glutes

[entruil]

guys... if u med u get mana back sometimes... full mana loss

[Cymeon]

hey guys i just put my laundry in the dryer. figured i would post it here. am i doing it rite?

[quido]

Try playing sports then you can post.

[Cymeon]

http://www.bakmeihapgingdo.com/BM/BakMei/Photos/Bak%20Mei_org.jpg

[harnold]

quidos posts and threads give me one giant annoying headache

[quido]

I just played sports for 3 hours today - it felt great. I am really good at sports.

My sports played-to-watched ratio for the week is infinity. What's your ratio?

[krazyGlue]

3 hours of sports. 16 hours of everquest , 5 hours of sleep + collect obama check= win

[quido]

I am independently wealthy. Feels great having the time to do whatever I want almost all the time.

http://www.msu.edu/~oconne53/jeremyporsche.jpg

[Littlegyno 13.0]

god that avatar rustles me so hard.

[quido]

Ain't it great? It's like he's looking at the dumb shit people say and responding to it!

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[FaithlessKR]

Sports? (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEVdca9U9LM)

[Eslade]

man titties.







that is all.

[quido]

I just played sports for 3 hours and fucking killed it today. Man I love being awesome at sports.

[Ella`Ella]

Jeremy makes a post about playing sports for a couple hours... Thread goes 25 pages.

[krazyGlue]

Did you see nirgon on your way to play sports trying to sell addys

[quido]

I can't imagine how dominant I'd be at sports if I threw some addies in the mix - I already do a coffee/weed/ibuprofin cocktail before playing. Had some lasagna too today.

I'm playing sports again tomorrow and can't wait to do it big!

[quido]

I just played sports for FOUR hours and was the best at Advanced Play. I would probably kill myself if I sucked at sports like you all do.