How to Win ForumQuest 101

[Andis]

take notes and read through this thread

http://www.project1999.com/forums/showthread.php?t=169003

andis teaches you how to win at FQ

free of charge

[hagard]

lessons from a bald autistic child

[Andis]

butthurt is real

read and study

test next week

[heartbrand]

lessons from a bald autistic child

HEH

[runlvlzero]

lessons from a bald autistic child

[Kergan]

Just wondering if any Azrael members support Andis' claims he won FQ victory in the linked thread?

Be honest, you can even send your opinion via PM and I promise full confidentiality.

[Eslade]

Nobody is winning that thread. It's a circular argument filled with "no you".

[Kergan]

So that is 1 vote for Andis not the winner, thanks Eslade.

Anyone else?

[Mac Drettj]

Could show u how 2 win but last time I did u quit fq for a week

[Eslade]

Andis did well for having 4 people on him. It's an unwinnable argument though.

+why you gotta be a faggot?

[Andis]

read carefully and you will see it

[Andis]

Could show u how 2 win but last time I did u quit fq for a week

oh you mean the time my motherboard blew up

gotcha

[Kergan]

What kind of broke dumb motherfucker can't fix a PC for an entire week. If my mobo blew up right now I'd be back to FQ in less than 2 hours.

[runlvlzero]

Eslade is a nutswinger tbh, the guy just parots whatever opinion his friends have because he is afraid of being against his clique and ascending to true pvp eliteness as his own singular badass with his own singular opinions. Much like how Andis is completely delusional and a firegiant.

[Andis]

the part took a week to come

my bro is my geek squad, take it up with him

[Eslade]

What kind of broke dumb motherfucker can't fix a PC for an entire week. If my mobo blew up right now I'd be back to FQ in less than 2 hours.

Maybe he had to ship his mobo and didn't see the need to overnight it?

[Andis]

I just put points on the board.

[HippoNipple]

oh you mean the time my motherboard blew up

gotcha

This is what losing at FQ and being out of commission for a week looks like.


http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view2/1734480/destroy-pc-o.gif

[Eslade]

Eslade is a nutswinger tbh, the guy just parots whatever opinion his friends have because he is afraid of being against his clique and ascending to true pvp eliteness as his own singular badass with his own singular opinions. Much like how Andis is completely delusional and a firegiant.

Untrue, I was trying to stay neutral and sometimes actually leaning more towards Holocaust's goals until they started zerging. I was against the fear ccing also. Sorry for having an opinion that disagrees with yours?

[Mac Drettj]

Posts from cellphone/work computer.

Blames absence from forums on home desktop computer problems timed around FQ K.O.

[Kergan]

Andis did well for having 4 people on him. It's an unwinnable argument though.

+why you gotta be a faggot?

It's always 4v1 with him because nobody dares defend his retarded posts.

[Nirgon]

Andis ur fuckin losin it bud

[Tassador]

Unfortunately when you are retarded you don't know it but everyone else does.

[daasgoot]

Unfortunately when you are retarded you don't know it but everyone else does.

ignorance is bliss

[Stalos_]

Andis, im docking biggy bucks if you don't stop posting.

http://www.wikihow.com/Be-Wittier

[Not_Kazowi]

Andis just because you keep repeating you won at forum quest doesn't mean you did buddy. You're short, fat, bald, spend hundreds of days on EQ and constantly get ridiculed because you're an idiot, let's not forget these little facts.

The thread is 4 or 5 people making you look retarded.



the ode to my soul ...

as most of you may know, the one true item that I have been set out for god knows how long, is an AoN. Simply put the deadliest pvper needs the deadliest pvp item. You all know what I bring to the table.

my proposition ... the first guild/guildleader to offer me such an item ... my allegiance is sworn to thee forever ... ask around, ask about andis and his loyalty ...

im open for negotiations.

Also can't leave out this tid bit of comedy gold

[Andis]

above poster must have said the same thing about me 100 times

get new material dawg, your FQ is cringeworthy

[Colgate]

Colgate Holocaust Guido Azrael Old Sebilis 0.16 October 23 2014 10:23:14 PM
Colgate Holocaust Guido Azrael Old Sebilis 1.78 October 23 2014 10:20:13 PM

ouch

[Andis]

oh man nice work 55 v 27

tough stuff also one of those kills naked just rezzed

glad you post about nonsense kills - like the tstaff proc on andis

and your proud of them rofl

[Kergan]

I can imagine the rage after he dropped you the first time. Then rage turned to depression after the second death at Colgate's hands. On top of that your side lost the fight.

What a tragic day in the over immersed life of Andis. At least you got to touch someones AON maybe that will get you through the night.

[Colgate]

he died a third time, but not to me

[Andis]

colgate down to deluxee ouch

[Colgate]

ain't even mad about that, deluxee is a good player

also holocaust won, grats vibrate donal's bp 8)

[Andis]

holocaust won trakanon grats (we dont need it)

azrael won the pvp

gg

[Colgate]

holocaust won trakanon grats (we dont need it)

azrael won the pvp

gg

actually, you didn't win the pvp, seeing as you were all forced to log off without getting your corpses

haha wow you're an idiot

[Andis]

actually, you didn't win the pvp, seeing as you were all forced to log off without getting your corpses

haha wow you're an idiot

actually

we did win the pvp - you forget to count YTs

and we went up against DOUBLE your numbers

so WOW you are a MORAN

[hagard]

azrael won the pvp


actually, you didn't win the pvp, seeing as you were all forced to log off without getting your corpses

Andis the Autistic

[Andis]

Azrael kills > Holo kills in mass pvp fight ( 27 az vs 55+ holo )

colgate claims azrael did not win pvp?


lolololol brain rot is real

[Colgate]

did azrael get their corpses yet? do they need help?

[Andis]

brain rot is real

you are forgiven for such a STUPID comment

[hagard]

pvp victors generally sit with zone control + corpse/gear

[Not_Kazowi]

I guess losing the PVP battle and being forced to log without your corpses means you won?

Andis you should really go see someone about your autism

[Andis]

YT retards

YT

[Andis]

pvp victors generally sit with zone control + corpse/gear

pvp victors generally get more YTs than the opposing side

seek help

[Pikrib]

I guess losing the PVP battle and being forced to log without your corpses means you won?

Andis you should really go see someone about your autism

I think both sides would have lost if Farzo hadn't gone LD, It looks like all your ressers are dead. With repops you would have been forced to gate or hammer.

You guys should thank the shitty australian internet connection for your win.

Oh yeah, Tell Farzo how to re-equip his epic when he gets disarmed...

[Andis]

the amount of retardation that was just brought up from a few of these holo members, including their leader is really bad

pvp victors get more YT than the opposition

go seek a therapist to deal with this fact

holy rofl

[Mac Drettj]

we were handing out trakanon loot ontop of azrael's geared corpses (some even naked next to geared)

http://i.imgur.com/4AGdKM4.jpg

grats on the win tho

[Andis]

grats on the pvp win tho

thanks retti, very nice of you

at least one person is mentally retarded

[Andis]

isn't*

[Pikrib]

I thought the first response was more accurate.

[Tassador]

And that person isn't you retard.

[Burgerking]

the amount of retardation that was just brought up from a few of these holo members, including their leader is really bad

pvp victors get more YT than the opposition

go seek a therapist to deal with this fact

holy rofl

And I felt like such a fucking loser when I watched you die, and survived the entire pvp fight only to kneel down on Trak's corpse and find a Donal's BP.

http://drawception.com/pub/panels/2012/11-15/p9MBwzx9kK-2.png

[Mac Drettj]

http://cdn2.screenjunkies.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/burger-king-retirement-gifs-6.gif

[Colgate]

I think both sides would have lost if Farzo hadn't gone LD, It looks like all your ressers are dead. With repops you would have been forced to gate or hammer.

You guys should thank the shitty australian internet connection for your win.

Oh yeah, Tell Farzo how to re-equip his epic when he gets disarmed...

all of our rezzers did die, and we evacced to the entrance, slaughtered the azrael there, then cleared back down, retrieved corpses, and killed trakanon

[Not_Kazowi]

Hey Andis if losing means looting trakanon loots on top of your bodies then we never want to win pal 8]

[Nirgon]

Rexx you done river boat gambling your way into a massive rl guild bank or what

[Burgerking]

http://cdn2.screenjunkies.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/burger-king-retirement-gifs-6.gif

LOL the king doesn't doesn't take shit from Clowns

[Not_Kazowi]

Rexx you done river boat gambling your way into a massive rl guild bank or what

Yes I'm back and will be on this weekend