The Beastagor Of Hermes, a short poem by salem

[Not Salem]

My therapist has suggested I try writing poems to deal with recent tragedies

*ahem*

In the sea without lees
Standeth the Beastagor of Hermes
Eating his YT variable
And maketh himself yet full stable
When all his points be from him gone
He standeth still here as a stone
Here is now both green and yelllow
And all so the stone to quicken the load (ing)

thank you

[Eslade]

Made real progress today.

[runlvlzero]

I think your medical professional is just looking for evidence to institutionalize you on.

[Mac Drettj]

This seems like a higher lvl of sickness tbh

[Andis]

so elegant

beastagoog strikes again

[Kergan]

This seems like a higher lvl of sickness tbh

[heartbrand]

gone and stone dont rhyme

[Littlegyno 10.0]

wud grade it as a D- in a beginning creative writing class.

[Andis]

that aint rite

let the man poet

sheesh

[Mac Drettj]

gone and stone dont rhyme

Perhaps the author wants it to be pronounced like "goan"

[Kergan]

There once was a man from Nantucket,
Who built a red server than said fuck it,
People who play there are all fags,
Killing newbies in rags,
So I had the staff tell them to suck it.

[Not Salem]

Nantucket is home to some of the finest salers

[SamwiseRed]

Hard mobs are red, easy ones blue. I got an AoN, how about you?

[Mac Drettj]

There once was a man from Nantucket,
Who built a red server than said fuck it,
People who play there are all fags,
Killing newbies in rags,
So I had the staff tell them to suck it.

This is hitting 2 close 2 home

[Burgerking]

I thought this was going to be an ode or ballot to GUI hacks, I thought poetry was supposed to come from an honest place?

[Gnomegrown]

salem confirmed unemployed as fuck

liked you better when you stayed in guk with chewie, a year and a half with azrael and you basically became a faggot.