Much Praise for Smallmee or Sloot Loc

[Xaanka]

Want to see a planar geared epic druid get killed by a 5 cloth piece rags druid? PST me either of these noobs' locations and I will YT them. Names are in my signature.

[Eslade]

Ouch

[Genedin]

RROOFLL

[Complexity]

LATER NERD!

[Xaanka]

aspergers strong with these ones

[Xaanka]

i have no idea who this smallmee dude is but he sure is mad that i came out of afk and almost yt'd his friend

[Recycled Children]

He's bound in OOT. Definitely has tunnel vision.

[Xaanka]

He's bound in OOT. Definitely has tunnel vision.

Much love for the info

[Recycled Children]

Much love for the info

Also OOR to me at 58.

[Xaanka]

wow you're quick to the forumquest, you should also post the other 3 where he bind camped me in rivervale

smallme: I have no beef with you
*pays people to harass my alts*

[Xaanka]

it's creepy how quickly he can find what zone my alts are in. Almost as if he uses a certain add on to give him that information.

[Xaanka]

i like this guy, posting one yt, but conveniently leaving out the part where smallme bind camped

[dis_mornin]

got big bets going atm Smallmee gets 10 before Hardon gets 1

[Xaanka]

if him and sloot keep plugging sure. I fight with honor. No gate no plug.

[Eslade]

Might want to change that. It looks like he's wrecking you on the boards.

[Xaanka]

nice plug sloot

[Xaanka]

smallmee gate like a bitch

[Ames who?]

well this thread backfired pretty hard

[Xaanka]

not really. made smallmee mad. guild yt'd one of his friends and made the others plug. see you tomorrow i'm gonna go have a life.

[Sk00ba5t3v3]

smallmee tracked me down the other day as if he had GPS on me. Very weird.

[Xaanka]

jimmies rustled HARD

[Xaanka]

smallmee macroquests and has map hacks, sk00ba, it's only a matter of time until he gets banned again

[Xaanka]

found my bind point and camped me last night before i could even buff. from rivervale to fob.

[Xaanka]

two epic druids plugging and gating against rags players, good work Sloot and Smallme!!!!

[Xaanka]

well this thread backfired pretty hard

Did smallmee tell you about how he almost got banned again today???

[yevea]

Naeyi SLAMDUNKATRON Buzzkill Lavastorm Mountains 0.54 October 07 2014 10:50:46 PM

nooooopppppeeeee rescue porter not gonna get you both out

[Xaanka]

dont forget that sloot plug pull

[Eslade]

This thread is like watching a slow burn into psychosis.

[Xaanka]

This thread is like watching a slow burn into psychosis.

Who is this guy? Do you even play on red or are you one of those ones who just posts?

Hey complexity hope you enjoyed watching your friends get wrecked by rags players!!

[Xaanka]

smallmee just ganks blue cons runs from anyone who may be a challenge

but its funny

Or, like tonight, gets wrecked by blue con rags players after bringing a possee with him. PRO TIER

Hey dont mean to tell you guys how to play your class but you should probably think about
- charming a green con bat if you're going to pvp in SOL B
- have calefaction on your bar
- have an aoe rain spell on your bar
if you want a fighting chance next time!

[Pokesan]

yikes naix meltdown 8)

[Xaanka]

ya. totally melting down after wrecking smallmee's posse. im so mad. literally shakeing

[Pokesan]

quintuple post combo but not mad?

sure

[Recycled Children]

Did I unintentionally contribute to someone's madness? I didn't know.

[Xaanka]

quintuple post combo but not mad?

sure

wow they don't teach you how to count in community college anymore?

[Xaanka]

i double post a lot. deal with it. is there even an edit button on this forum?

[Recycled Children]

i double post a lot. deal with it. is there even an edit button on this forum?

New to RnF?

[Xaanka]

quintuple post combo but not mad?

sure

10 bucks on this being the guy who got YT'd, 5 bucks on him being one of the ones who plugged

[Xaanka]

im obviously mad because i'm double posting on a forum without an edit button

theres no way that the players taking hours and hours out of their day to stalk and harass me on every single one of my characters are mad at all, nope, they're totally not fuming in anger right now

http://imgur.com/9Kj6nC4

[Xaanka]

http://i.imgur.com/9Kj6nC4.gif

[Pokesan]

5x combo on page3, 3x combo on page 5

go to bed you dumb goon

[Xaanka]

5x combo on page3, 3x combo on page 5

go to bed you dumb goon

WOW HE DOES KNOW HOW TO COUNT AFTER ALL

[Eslade]

Who is this guy? Do you even play on red or are you one of those ones who just posts?

Hey complexity hope you enjoyed watching your friends get wrecked by rags players!!
lol I play, just not as often as I'd like to atm. Maybe about 4 hours a week atm.

You may want to follow my lead op.
http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/Tom-Cruise-crazy-laugh.gif

[Xaanka]

lol I play, just not as often as I'd like to atm. Maybe about 4 hours a week atm.

You may want to follow my lead op.
http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/Tom-Cruise-crazy-laugh.gif

then why are you on the forums :confused::confused::confused::confused::confused:

this one goes out to smallmee, we might have out differences but i aint mad at chea baby

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ywmNcVh7lsE

[Eslade]

Sorry, must've missed the part about putting in neckbeard hours in order to post on the forums. I hope smallmee shits on your corpse next time he ganks you.

[Xaanka]

Sorry, must've missed the part about putting in neckbeard hours in order to post on the forums. I hope smallmee shits on your corpse next time he ganks you.

So you're too cool to play everquest but you obsessively post on the everquest forums about it? hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[Xaanka]

I think i just pulled an autist out of the woodwork

does tom cruise always laugh at your own jokes???

[Xaanka]

triple posting to rustle more forumquesters

[Eslade]

Nope I'm definitely an eq nerd, I just don't have enough time to sit in front of my computer very much. If I could I'd probably out neckbeard everyone here but that just isn't a reality for me.

[Xaanka]

so how do you have the time to be on the forums for hours today but you don't have time to play the game? still not figuring this one out

[Eslade]

so how do you have the time to be on the forums for hours today but you don't have time to play the game? still not figuring this one out

They invented these things called cell phones a few years back. Awesome technology. Wave of the future if you ask me.

[Xaanka]

wasn't asking what device you use to post on, I'm asking why you are posting

[Xaanka]

man you're online, and you were replying to my other posts instantly, what changed???

[Eslade]

Noticed that I was enabling and engaging a retard. You can resume calling out people that kill you a half hour later faster than you can order a pizza.

[Super Hater]

man you're online, and you were replying to my other posts instantly, what changed???

Eslade is on the forums refreshing them for ATLEAST 16 hours a day. Everytime I post during some type of break in my day he has a response within minutes, never fails. Then when I bust him out for doing it, he will start to create gaps of time between posting.

Shits pretty sad..

[quido]

lol someone send me the hacks that tell me what zones people's alts are in

[Xaanka]

Noticed that I was enabling and engaging a retard. You can resume calling out people that kill you a half hour later faster than you can order a pizza.

question not answered, sperg detected

[Xaanka]

lol so much of this thread is going right over your head if you think smallmee actually pked me today.

[Mac Drettj]

question not answered, sperg detected

Lold

[Xaanka]

Lold

lol had this on when i f5'd https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdx6a9nNhUA
coincidences

[Xaanka]

paging furly ghost to the thread lol

[Xaanka]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=paXYNuaHc58

[Barladore]

This thread is humiliating, Xaanka stop posting.

[Xaanka]

This thread is humiliating, Xaanka stop posting.

idgi

pissed off who i wanted to piss off

mission accomplished?

[Xaanka]

today's recap
- got smallmee to bind camp me with a CSR in zone
- smallmee stalks me on an alt and pays some noob wiz to PK me while I'm tanking for his group
- smallmee brings a posse of 3 in range 2 OOR and tries to gank me in solB, gets absolutely wrecked. Sloot hugs zone line and plug pulls, his other friend get YT'd, smallmee ports out like a bitch and brags about YTing our wizard who was afk since before he showed up
- smallmee denies any of this happening in ooc of course, is still silent on the forums

callin u out bro

[Xaanka]

looks like the hardon just gave you a [pearl necklace]

[yevea]

i liked the part where my cleric got his first yt

actually the first yt i've ever made that wasn't in jest

[Xaanka]

i liked the part where my cleric got his first yt

actually the first yt i've ever made that wasn't in jest

I liked the part where smallmee bragged about killing an afk rizen in OOC and then tried to backpedal and say that guy you killed wasn't with him. Nope. Totally wasn't. Those group buffs? incidental. Him trying to rescue port that guy out? Didn't happen. The part where basically every shit troll in this thread showed up in zone (sup complexity) and watched smallmee get rolled by rags player? never happened right guys??

[Xaanka]

Oh I forgot, sloot didn't plug and gate either, right? right?

[Xaanka]

basically every person who was in here being all "lol xaanka meltdown" "lol xaanka stop posting" was in zone watching him get rolled in lavastorm. What happened? Why aren't you guys posting anymore?

[Xaanka]

This beef is officially over. Smallmee saved Sloot's honor and wrecked me in rivervale. I wrecked sloot in LS. Looks like we're even. Its just internet hobbits anyway. I might PK sloot if I see her, but only because she's one of the easiest yellowtexts on the server and also one of the ever-so-elusive people who I'm not friends with on red. No hard feels smallmee, I'll probably be OOR in a few days anyway since I have no reason to keep myself deleveled anymore.

[Genedin]

My god these forums are getting terrible and embarrassing.

http://i.imgur.com/KQzVgRV.png

[daasgoot]

you are an idiot.

[Vile]

pras smallmee

[Xaanka]

you are an idiot.

who are you

[Dacuk]

I thought sloot was just a port bot

[Xaanka]

I thought sloot was just a port bot

Port bots have epics?

Hardon is a port bot soooo

[Xaanka]

http://i.imgur.com/RXxPe4j.png

[Xaanka]

http://i.imgur.com/O3RzURv.jpg

[Xaanka]

http://i.imgur.com/dgqINB0.jpg

[Eslade]

Wow your posts are painful. Not even remotely funny. Welcome to ignore sir.

[Xaanka]

Wow your posts are painful. Not even remotely funny. Welcome to ignore sir.

Sorry I still haven't gotten through the book I'm reading

http://i.imgur.com/JQ2dzKJ.jpg

I'll try again tomorrow

[Xaanka]

Oh it's Eslade

So why do you post on the forums when you don't even play p1999? You've been online on the forums for HOURS now but you only play p1999 for 4 hours a week?

Explain yourself or stop posting and get out.

[Niedar]

Wow your posts are painful. Not even remotely funny. Welcome to ignore sir.

no one gives a shit about who you ignore, well actually they do but only at successfully rustling you

[Eslade]

And you sound like an angry faggot.

[Xaanka]

no one gives a shit about who you ignore, well actually they do but only at successfully rustling you

Body count's at two in two pages. If they weren't rustled, they wouldn't be making posts about putting me on ignore :rolleyes:

[Xaanka]

looks like eslade's having a meltdown

[Niedar]

And you sound like an angry faggot.

says the one posting about ignoring people

[Xaanka]

says the one posting about ignoring people

Post this so he can see it

http://i.imgur.com/sQlm4OB.jpg

[Eslade]

You're not on ignore and you're still a faggot.

[Xaanka]

You're not on ignore and you're still a faggot.

http://i.imgur.com/KEHglX5.jpg

[Niedar]

You're not on ignore and you're still a faggot.

http://i.imgur.com/sQlm4OB.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/KEHglX5.jpg

[Tameth]

all smallmee does is plug, dude is sorry

[Xaanka]

Gates against my port bot with 5x cloth pieces equipped

[Xaanka]

Loving how two of the people claiming I'm having a meltdown just had meltdowns in this thread. Ask anyone in mumble or guild chat with me. We're all laughing at you.

[Niedar]

btw apparently you don't even know how to ignore correctly

[Niedar]

http://www.project1999.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1639965&postcount=13

[Xaanka]

hahahahaha you know you made somebody mad when they pretend to have you on ignore but in reality they're reading every single thing you post

[Niedar]

i think he might be fake ignoring right now

[Xaanka]

smallmee still hasn't responded to his callout but two of his friends had serious meltdowns ITT

this is amazing, a+ would trade a few deaths for this any day

[Xaanka]

http://i.imgur.com/GEDvc9k.jpg

pulling ur stringz

[Xaanka]

just remember when you're reading this, i can log off at any time and bang my hot ass girlfriend
you have a sock

[Xaanka]

or smoke some legal weed while you gotta worry about going to jail for stems

[Xaanka]

basically, my life is better than yours, might as well kill you'reself

[Xaanka]

i post in sentence fragments so obviously im meltin down itt

[Xaanka]

7 posts in a row wonder how long its going to take for someone to bring up netiquette

[Niedar]

c-c-c-combo breaker

[yevea]

http://fi.somethingawful.com/images/smilies/69snypa.gif

[Stalos_]

Sloot was first Druid epic outside Nihilum. Rustling then and rustling now. Pras Smallmee and Sloooooot.

[Xaanka]

who did sloot rustle?

[Xaanka]

Eslade by proxy?

[Niedar]

http://www.quickmeme.com/img/b9/b9cae7bb22e1b0f6b260079bb2d03d1b59894391022c2f6bd2 363d210e1d82b8.jpg

[Xaanka]

interesting how every one of the forumquesters who watched sloot and smallmee get rolled by rags players in LS last night stopped posting in here

[Xaanka]

complexity???????

[Colgate]

Who Posted?
Total Posts: 117
User Name Posts
Xaanka 70
Eslade 11
Niedar 8
Recycled Children 4
yevea 3
Pokesan 3
evilldacbane 2
Genedin 2
Stalos_ 1
Complexity 1
Ames who? 1
Barladore 1
Tameth 1
Super Hater 1
quido 1
Gaffin 7.0 1
daasgoot 1
dis_mornin 1
Dacuk 1
Mac Drettj 1
Sk00ba5t3v3 1
Vile 1

[Xaanka]

Colgate Planar Protector Join Date: Mar 2013 Posts: 5,197

[Xaanka]

do you have a list of how many people i rustled by postin 70 times in my own thread?????

[Nirgon]

It's hard to watch tbh

Smallmee come home

[Xaanka]

Who Posted?
Total Posts: 117
User Name Posts
Xaanka 70
Eslade 11
Niedar 8
Recycled Children 4
yevea 3
Pokesan 3
evilldacbane 2
Genedin 2
Stalos_ 1
Complexity 1
Ames who? 1
Barladore 1
Tameth 1
Super Hater 1
quido 1
Gaffin 7.0 1
daasgoot 1
dis_mornin 1
Dacuk 1
Mac Drettj 1
Sk00ba5t3v3 1
Vile 1

rustled

quintuple post combo but not mad?

sure

troll pretending to be rustled

New to RnF?

rustled

Sorry, must've missed the part about putting in neckbeard hours in order to post on the forums. I hope smallmee shits on your corpse next time he ganks you.

full on meltdown

This thread is humiliating, Xaanka stop posting.

rustled

My god these forums are getting terrible and embarrassing.

http://i.imgur.com/KQzVgRV.png

rustled enough to open mspaint

you are an idiot.

rustled


so basically this is the best thread on PvP RnF

[Xaanka]

It's hard to watch tbh

Smallmee come home

Holy shit this guy has 15 thousand posts :eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:

[Mac Drettj]

rustled enough to open mspaint

lold

[Xaanka]

I'm not sure that you understand what rustling is. You dying over and over again to smallmee is not how you do it.

Did you even read the thread? That was done intentionally.

[Xaanka]

http://i.imgur.com/004qwWH.jpg

ask smallmee about almost getting b&

[Mac Drettj]

ask smallmee about almost getting b&

[Xaanka]

i talked too much shit in /say, otherwise it would have been insta b&

[Niedar]

no

must been rustled

[Xaanka]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3LcZn40FGa0

[SenoraRaton]

Confirmed. If you pumice Smallmee he will insta gate.

[Xaanka]

I'm not sure that you understand what rustling is. You dying over and over again to smallmee is not how you do it.

reminder that this is this guy


http://www.project1999.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=2655&stc=1&d=1332878237


You should probably make a new forums account or get out

[daasgoot]

found the perfect job for you bro... you can thank me later.

http://www.overmoderated.com/index.php?topic=909.0

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fluffer

[Xaanka]

A fluffer on set of a gay pornographic movie handing a lubricant to an actor

thats me im that guy