Lite on Suicide Watch

[Doors]

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[Not Salem]

lite's never lost a raid mob before, I really hope he can handle this

[Tradesonred]

If the name wasnt holocaust and i didnt know id get veto'd out id come help, i joined Nihilum basically to see Lite take an elf quest dirt nap but that electricity bill had to get paid and Lite doesnt drop loot.

[Doors]

Great story.

[Silent]

gg

[Handpartytowel]

http://i.imgur.com/kjMHYGn.jpg

[Farzo]

Nice work gents. Sorry I couldn't be there to play my small part RL calls me away till next week.

[Smedy]

Fade in:

Frank Gongogeru's Basement BedRoom - Grandmother's house - Night

Frank Gongogeru is sitting on his bed, fully clothed, after an exhausting 76 hour period of playing a 15 year old elf simulator computer game. His piggish snout is shaking in rage as he goes over what has just happened to him on a 15 year old elf simulator.

Frank Gongogeru:
How dare this piece of shit Gongshow steal my pixels!! THIS IS MY TIME TO SHINE. NIZZAR STOLE YEARS FROM ME AND NOW GONGSHOW IS DOING IT AGAIN.

Frank Gongogeru reaches for his nightstand and withdraws a 9mm pistol, fully loaded.

Frank Gongogeru:
I can't deal with the loss of my beloved pixels and having to report to my probation officer weekly due to my past as a child rapist/federal sex offender list. Fuck this cruel world.

A shot rings out throughout Frank Gongogeru's grandmother's house. His family find Frank Gongogeru lying in bed, his head split apart like a delicious blooming onion from Outback.

The Holocaust led by Emperor Gongshow continue to wreck havoc across the plains of Norrath in the 15 year old elf simulator known as Everquest - Project 1999: RED.

Fade out.

how dare u

http://www.cartercenter.org/resources/images/features/rb/ccn-fall-2010-rb-2.jpg

the presidente will pluck you, be afraid, very afraid

[bubur]

these real life hunting attacks are too much for me im qutting server bbbbbbbb

[Vharvest]

Send it to the writer's guild, pretty sure this is oscar worthy material. I would pay $20 to see it on IMAX

[Vharvest]

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[Terpuntine]

[Mon Oct 06 20:19:38 2014] Lite says out of character, 'ENTERING PLANE OF FEAR WILL RESULT IN YOUR CORPSE BEING CAMPED UNTIL IT ROTTS.'
[Mon Oct 06 20:19:42 2014] Lite says out of character, 'YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED'

[Smedy]

intresdasting turn of events to say the least

the rustle is real

any video of pvp?

[Sektor]

what dropped? pras pvp

[Genedin]

Had some fun pvp at fear portal. Out numbered by a lot.

Camped after because midnight and have a job.

Looks like Holo got CT

[Bazia]

Had some fun pvp at fear portal. Out numbered by a lot

Recruit and contest

[magician]

Had some fun pvp at fear portal. Out numbered by a lot.

Camped after because midnight and have a job.

Looks like Holo got CT

Camped or morale was so low in teamspeak that no one even wanted to click their elf quest icon on the desktop :confused::confused:

[heartbrand]

Azrael all got jobs all of a sudden?

[dis_mornin]

Azrael all got jobs all of a sudden?

[Genedin]

Sorry if that was not clear.

I camped.

Because I have a job. Like I have the entire time I've been playing.

Do not speak for Az don't know what happened after initial PVP.

Glad mass pvping happening again though most fun I have on this server.

Troll on.

[LostCause]

5550

[Rust1d?]

You guys are missing all the action on the new guild wars server. Kringe and Co. trying to re-create the immersion level here by plowing through 60 levels in 24 hours. Claims wife is at a baby shower all weekend...Did not know baby showers lasted 2 whole days

[Terpuntine]

You guys are missing all the action on the new guild wars server. Kringe and Co. trying to re-create the immersion level here by plowing through 60 levels in 24 hours. Claims wife is at a baby shower all weekend...Did not know baby showers lasted 2 whole days

Server will be dead in two weeks.

[Mac Drettj]

Fade in:

Frank Gongogeru's Basement BedRoom - Grandmother's house - Night

Frank Gongogeru is sitting on his bed, fully clothed, after an exhausting 76 hour period of playing a 15 year old elf simulator computer game. His piggish snout is shaking in rage as he goes over what has just happened to him on a 15 year old elf simulator.

Frank Gongogeru:
How dare this piece of shit Gongshow steal my pixels!! THIS IS MY TIME TO SHINE. NIZZAR STOLE YEARS FROM ME AND NOW GONGSHOW IS DOING IT AGAIN.

Frank Gongogeru reaches for his nightstand and withdraws a 9mm pistol, fully loaded.

Frank Gongogeru:
I can't deal with the loss of my beloved pixels and having to report to my probation officer weekly due to my past as a child rapist/federal sex offender list. Fuck this cruel world.

A shot rings out throughout Frank Gongogeru's grandmother's house. His family find Frank Gongogeru lying in bed, his head split apart like a delicious blooming onion from Outback.

The Holocaust led by Emperor Gongshow continue to wreck havoc across the plains of Norrath in the 15 year old elf simulator known as Everquest - Project 1999: RED.

Fade out.

vivid

[quido]

Holocaust - aka old Nihilum - where your crew is so retarded you need 2x the people to contest and win.

[Genedin]

I feel you

[Mac Drettj]

u know the timers

show up and contest

[quido]

Holocaust - aka old Nihilum - where your crew is so retarded you need 2x the people to contest and win.

[Terpuntine]

Holocaust - aka old Nihilum - where your crew is so retarded you need 2x the people to contest and win.

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[quido]

I officially don't give a fuck. But I'm really shocked you guys are so proud to zerg the server post-Nihilum. You try to say Azrael told you to, but that's a cop-out: you just want to zerg your way to pixels.

I hope you enjoy them.

[quido]

60v30

tons of fun

for retards

[mitic]

I officially don't give a fuck. But I'm really shocked you guys are so proud to zerg the server post-Nihilum. You try to say Azrael told you to, but that's a cop-out: you just want to zerg your way to pixels.

I hope you enjoy them.

Looks like someone is admiting that he lost a fight.

[Genedin]

There really is no way around this.

Show up and contest translated to recruit everyone on the server and start Nihilum 2.0

Again, everyone knew this was going to happen so complaining about it is a bit silly.
Lite could have stopped it by recruiting people but didn't want to.

[quido]

I wasn't even there last night - I fell asleep.

I accepted my fate weeks ago that I either zerg or be zerged. Not mad, but calling the zerg a bunch of faggots is fair game.

[heartbrand]

Ya lite didn't recruit at all. See sig. Also invited another five people on top of sig. Thanks. Enjoy work.

[Mac Drettj]

i believe we were told "recruit and contest"

[quido]

Sorry, we'll be more specific next time since you're following our instructions.

"Recruit and contest, but don't roll up to a force of 30 with 60 people. That's faggot Nihilum status."

[Terpuntine]

I officially don't give a fuck. But I'm really shocked you guys are so proud to zerg the server post-Nihilum. You try to say Azrael told you to, but that's a cop-out: you just want to zerg your way to pixels.

I hope you enjoy them.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-dQ5j26OXRu8/T2Z8ijj_IBI/AAAAAAAAA1g/0EBhVgyRbpQ/s1600/tom-cruise-sunglasses.gif

[Mac Drettj]

we all know the timers

see you next week

[mitic]

Sorry, we'll be more specific next time since you're following our instructions.

"Recruit and contest, but don't roll up to a force of 30 with 60 people. That's faggot Nihilum status."

i used to kill 2 azraels at once back the day so iam not sure what you're tryin to say.

[quido]

lol ok bubba

[Xaanka]

Oh hey I was wondering why azrael players were running around killing leveling guild exp groups and using multiple epic'd players to bind camp rags players last night. Looks like jimmies have been rustled. Should have been helping their guild not get clowned on by holocaust instead of bragging about rags kills in ooc.

[Genedin]

Working sucks.

Recruiting 5-10 people...half of whom don't even play...VS recruiting 60 people is a little different bro don't be obtuse.

Why are you guys acting like things aren't the way they are?

I ain't crying nor defending the actions of certain individuals, but pretending like Azrael recruiting 5 people and saying recruit and contest is on par with recruiting every warm body on the server just like Nihilum did is silly pals.

[Xaanka]

warm body

such good posting, wow, amazing

[Genedin]

All of these things happened after you recruited 60 people.

[Genedin]

I don't even know how to train. Warriors goog at that right.

[Weta]

Why are you guys acting like things aren't the way they are?



Not to harp on you specifically because you seem legit alright, but could say the same thing about you guys. Every fight is "60 vs 30" according to you.

Except there was 36 of you or so, and there was between 48-50 of us throughout the night.

There was also at LEAST 4 holo member not even in range of 60's, of which I think maybe a single one of them was a healer?

but 35 az vs 45 Holo doesnt sound nearly as impressive as "60 vs 30".

Azrael 35 easily better geared and self proclaimed "superior" players lost a mass pvp to 45 Holo, of which many of them don't even have basic planar gear or Epics. How many Az members were fighting without their epics available to them again?

It was a awesome and fun night, but Azrael can try to spin doctor that Loss as much as they want and blame it on being zerged or whatever, but the numbers were much closer then az wants to admit, because then they would have to admit they lost a fight pretty much fairly, and from what I can tell they literally cannot do this.

[Terpuntine]

If its Genedin playing a warrior then its not gonna be good at anything tbh...

[LostCause]

just knew this was gonna happpennnnn

[Genedin]

If its Genedin playing a warrior then its not gonna be good at anything tbh...

I don't understand this sentence. I assume it's an insult. I play a good warrior. Log in a meele without a T-staff and lets pvp. Sorry to see you taking stabs at me I thought we were pals from before these days.


Weta,not sure of the total numbers but I don't think you only had 10 more people. However, that loss was in large part due to certain circumstances causing us to lose positioning and allowing you to gain it.

Running into a superior force with superior positioning and elevation is suicide in almost all strategic accounts and I was not surprised by the outcome of the battle.

still had fun though.

[Mac Drettj]

I don't understand this sentence. I assume it's an insult. I play a good warrior.

stop reading

are you claiming 2 be a good pve warrior?

cool story

[Malevz]

u know the timers

show up and contest

rofl, great thread would lol again.

[Terpuntine]

Sorry, we'll be more specific next time since you're following our instructions.

"Recruit and contest, but don't roll up to a force of 30 with 60 people. That's faggot Nihilum status."

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[Mac Drettj]

http://i.imgur.com/qDGV0sM.jpg

[Kergan]

Thinking about handing out the info to my 6-7 max lvl VP geared characters to random newbs to fight against the Azrael scourge, plus return myself giving us another +7.

100 is the new 50.

[Genedin]

Bring server pop to 300.

[Instagib]

Send me one Kergan I'll play it

[Doors]

Sorry, we'll be more specific next time since you're following our instructions.

This quote sums up why Azrael is scum.

"Play the server our way or we will attempt to grief you off the server."

Lite spent 3 days corpse camping people in fear over the weekend. What a surprise everyone showed up to fuck him out of CT. Also Sunday morning was 35-45 PvP for VS so don't act like you guys don't have numbers.

[Rustlemania]

Sorry, we'll be more specific next time since you're following our instructions.

"Recruit and contest, but don't roll up to a force of 30 with 60 people. That's faggot Nihilum status."

Hah you cry baby loser!!!

[Grimjaw]

i kno dog, just joshing u.

some people in azrael got jobs and real stuff. others are autistic sperglords who play 80 hrs in a row while his pig snout quivers in rage.

same goes 4 holocaust u kno?

don't you ever just josh. my auntie lost her infant child named Joshua.

[Weta]

I don't understand this sentence. I assume it's an insult. I play a good warrior. Log in a meele without a T-staff and lets pvp. Sorry to see you taking stabs at me I thought we were pals from before these days.


Weta,not sure of the total numbers but I don't think you only had 10 more people. However, that loss was in large part due to certain circumstances causing us to lose positioning and allowing you to gain it.

Running into a superior force with superior positioning and elevation is suicide in almost all strategic accounts and I was not surprised by the outcome of the battle.

still had fun though.

This is the highest /who number I got from us , and yes it happened RIGHT before pvp started. There is also 2 level 1 spies in this count, so our number right before we ported into cazic and took the portal was 44.

I know that number got a little bit higher either during the fighting or right after, at some point we had around 40-42 in fear and a full group outside of it.

[Mon Oct 06 23:17:33 2014] There are 46 players in Innothule Swamp.

Our level 1 spies pegged you guys at 35 give or take 1-2 multiple times in feerott.

Plus again, we had at least 3 people I know of who were present and not in range of 60's. So subtract that from the count too.

The math is right there, I'm even being a bit generous towards the skew, as far as I can tell, we never had more then 42ish actual combatants, and that's not even considering the gear differential.

I'm not here to even trash Az or something, Az fought against superior numbers and a significantly smaller gear gap at KC on sunday morning and prevailed, mad props.

But yelling and shouting "ZERG!@!" and talking about us having double your numbers, when we likely outnumbered you by less then 10 total actual combatants, with significantly less geared forces. This time it's just straight lyin

[Grimjaw]

You guys are missing all the action on the new guild wars server. Kringe and Co. trying to re-create the immersion level here by plowing through 60 levels in 24 hours. Claims wife is at a baby shower all weekend...Did not know baby showers lasted 2 whole days

everytime this server opens you come here whining and complaining about kringe. just stay off that server for your own fucking mental well being.

[Burgerking]

Sorry, we'll be more specific next time since you're following our instructions.

"Recruit and contest, but don't roll up to a force of 30 with 60 people. That's faggot Nihilum status."

Timeline:

Nihilum disbanded

Holocaust formed with 15 various server members

Azrael's numbers swell to 30 and make alliances with over 5 other guilds.

Colgate extends hand of friendship for gentleman's agreement on smaller guilds, Azrael laughs in his face stating "Recruit and Contest, you all know the timer's"

Az makes gains all the while bragging of every exploit on forums

Holo tried to engage Az many times for casual pvp, every fight is responded to with batphone and zerg number's

Holo recruit's, Holo contests, Holo make's gains

Azrael cries on the forums

[heartbrand]

Timeline:

Nihilum disbanded

Holocaust formed with 15 various server members

Azrael's numbers swell to 30 and make alliances with over 5 other guilds.

Colgate extends hand of friendship for gentleman's agreement on smaller guilds, Azrael laughs in his face stating "Recruit and Contest, you all know the timer's"

Az makes gains all the while bragging of every exploit on forums

Holo tried to engage Az many times for casual pvp, every fight is responded to with batphone and zerg number's

Holo recruit's, Holo contests, Holo make's gains

Azrael cries on the forums

Vry good summary of events

[quido]

Whatever you have to say, you're still trying to justify fighting Nihilum style with 2x the numbers.

60v30

Can't escape maggot status when this is how you roll.

[Genedin]

Syft still going hard on the forums.

[daasgoot]

red server best server. pras entertainment.

[Sk00ba5t3v3]

Just a note. People reading into this drama from the outside who don't play here have unanimously agreed that Azrael is wrong here. No Bias. Confirmed.

Go Holo!

[Kergan]

You guys are missing all the action on the new guild wars server. Kringe and Co. trying to re-create the immersion level here by plowing through 60 levels in 24 hours. Claims wife is at a baby shower all weekend...Did not know baby showers lasted 2 whole days

Kringe made 60 and is farming gear selling it at ridiculously low prices to help people out. Also offering tips and help to people.

Guy is a saint.

[Burgerking]

Syft still going hard on the forums.

Syft timeline would have been much more colorful, including accurate descriptions likening both guilds genitalia to a females reproductive system.

[Colgate]

you could say raiding at an hour that opposing guilds don't want to have to raid at and refusing to negotiate also faggot nihilum status

faggot nihilum status is also cockblocking new players in rags from doing things like trakanon, as well as corpse camping them for (literally) days on end

i was not the one who faggot nihilumed first

i did not throw the first faggot nihilum

[Kergan]

Can we rename "faggot nihilum status" to "faggot azrael status" please?

[Eslade]

Can we rename "faggot nihilum status" to "faggot azrael status" please?

Nope. Gotta wait 2 years for that.

[Crazycloud]

Az trains within first 10 seconds in pvp then complains about us recruiting oh lawd.

[Mac Drettj]

everytime this server opens you come here whining and complaining about kringe. just stay off that server for your own fucking mental well being.

rofl

[quido]

You can't knock a nig for wanting to kill a mob and fighting for it. You can knock a nig for bringing 60 to fight 30.

[magician]

Lol Jeremy? That retard should go back to blue holy fuck look at his blue resume in his sig

[Genedin]

i did not throw the first faggot nihilum

nice, good laugh

I'm sad Exed had to bulldog for you last night in Cazic would have taken glorious YT in a 1v1 if I lost.

[Mac Drettj]

Lol Jeremy? That retard should go back to blue holy fuck look at his blue resume in his sig

[Crazycloud]

last time we fought you with even numbers in KC you trained, stop bitchin dude.

WE CROUTON

[Burgerking]

You can't knock a nig for wanting to kill a mob and fighting for it. You can knock a nig for bringing 60 to fight 30.

So when you guys do it, it's ok. But when someone else does it, it's unfair.

Got it

[Quiet]

Wasn't the pvp fight 45 vs 30 with us having 3 completely oor and 9 people sub 60. /shrug

[Mac Drettj]

ya dog i guess those lvl 51s chain casting DMF's really swayed the tide of battle

[quido]

So when you guys do it, it's ok. But when someone else does it, it's unfair.

Got it

Yeah we roll up with 60 all the time.

[quido]

ya dog i guess those lvl 51s chain casting DMF's really swayed the tide of battle

You stupid? In plane of fear a 54 wizard is nearly as good as a 60 one.

[Burgerking]

Wasn't the pvp fight 45 vs 30 with us having 3 completely oor and 9 people sub 60. /shrug

9 was prolly closer to 15. Azrael also split dps and went after the lowest toons in rags instead of high priority targets.

[Mac Drettj]

You stupid? In plane of fear a 54 wizard is nearly as good as a 60 one.

ya cus we fought in plane of fear

go back to javquesting

[Stasis01]

I was too fucked up to follow AON'd targets, plus I didn't have a bard group.

Was kited by people with sow all fucking day.

Either way grats on your LUCKY WIN.

[Burgerking]

Yeah we roll up with 60 all the time.

So when Azrael attacks Holo 30 to 15 it's fine but when Holo fights Azrael 45 to 38 it's not.

Got it

[Colgate]

there is absolutely no way we can field 30 people on a sunday right now

we can come very close to fielding 30 people on a weekday

in order for us to field 30 on a sunday, we have to recruit another 10-20 people

at that point, we will have well over 40 people on weekdays

how do you not understand this?

[abbud]

35? So we had a bigger turn out then every sunday.. on a tuesday at 2am? Euro crew was not present at all, how many computers does lite have?

Elderan can you please crunch this out for me because I just can't get it together.

[Quiet]

I definitely had the melee train on me for a good 4-7 minutes with 3-5 guys chasing me around while i just ran in circles. Waste of DPS trying to kill a non-windstriker Ranger. Meanwhile Colgate, Gongshow, Drez, Xantille, and our less geared but better targeting melee train are rolling through the other people. Didn't even die until I finally got windstrikered. Also took 0 heals and lasted till the end of the fight ha.

[Rustlemania]

Whatever you have to say, you're still trying to justify fighting Nihilum style with 2x the numbers.

60v30

Can't escape maggot status when this is how you roll.

Keep crying you faggot. No one gives a fuck. Can't wait to raid 150v30 and watch you cry about pixels.

Feel free to quit at any time.

You know the timers, recruit and contest. Abahahahahah

[Colgate]

35? So we had a bigger turn out then every sunday.. on a tuesday at 2am? Euro crew was not present at all, how many computers does lite have?

Elderan can you please crunch this out for me because I just can't get it together.

you guys had 38 people on sunday

[quido]

Keep crying you faggot. No one gives a fuck. Can't wait to raid 150v30 and watch you cry about pixels.

Feel free to quit at any time.

You know the timers, recruit and contest. Abahahahahah

I accepted this fate long before it ever happened again. We've dealt with worse. It's fine, go ahead and play the game how you want. I'll continue to call that 60v30 maggot behavior.

[Burgerking]

I accepted this fate long before it ever happened again. We've dealt with worse. It's fine, go ahead and play the game how you want. I'll continue to call that 60v30 maggot behavior.

So your just gonna keep ignoring the fact that Colgate offered you a solution to this and you all told him to recruit?

K

[Colgate]

to be fair jeremy didn't tell me to fuck off and recruit

[Mac Drettj]

wish i had 15 lvl 60s on javquest poopsock 99

and played sports

[Burgerking]

to be fair jeremy didn't tell me to fuck off and recruit

But his leader did so result was the same

[Crazycloud]

So your just gonna keep ignoring the fact that Colgate offered you a solution to this and you all told him to recruit?

K

[Kergan]

Pretty funny how Jeremy commits to red full time the second Az gets uncontested pixels. WHOOPS LOL

ez pixels not so ez nameen?

[Mac Drettj]

GOOD EYE KERGAN GOOD EYE

[Buhbuh]

Holocaust is going to strongly consider Jeremy's opinions because our opponents are important to us and we are concerned when they're morally incensed after acting like children.

[Tacitus]

, Kited Coat Deluxee Chuckdusky and Krazy around fear portal for atleast 75% of the time the pvp took place while my productive guild members slaughtered Azrael.
8D

[Bazia]

ya dog i guess those lvl 51s chain casting DMF's really swayed the tide of battle

gem here

[Instagib]

you could say raiding at an hour that opposing guilds don't want to have to raid at and refusing to negotiate also faggot nihilum status

faggot nihilum status is also cockblocking new players in rags from doing things like trakanon, as well as corpse camping them for (literally) days on end

i was not the one who faggot nihilumed first

i did not throw the first faggot nihilum

[Farzo]

I don't even know how to train. Warriors goog at that right. But I am good and using my stolen track bp.