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Vharvest
10-05-2014, 05:10 PM
Let me say that playing on red is quite a fun experience. On my grind to 50+ with a brand new fresh character, I was raped multiple times by Mrbigs, Dirtstar, once by Maximilien (who is terrible), and now a best in slot SK named Bloodsugar tries to PK me every single time I log in to City of Mist to kill courier and max my shaman faction. I think I'm one turn-in away from being able to get my epic and I can smell it. I want it so bad.

I have no complaints about getting shit on in PvP when my best item is a jade chokidai prod. I knew this was the way it was going to be when I rolled on red. I have helped guildies take down some big wigs in Azrael in some intense PvP fights and it has been very satisfying.

The one problem I have is that when ANY Azrael member starts to lose the upper hand in any form whatsoever, they don't zone and plug (which is what I would expect 99% of the time). Instead, they zone, plug, wait 5-10 minutes, then they log back in and attempt to train you with 20+ mobs, or otherwise manipulate the AI in the game to get you killed so you suffer an XP death.

I have been personally trained by the following members in Azrael, and I'm making this post to warn others that these dbags will resort to whatever tactic they can if you beat them fair and square in their VP gear when you're wearing a bloodstained tunic and banded:

1) Lite of course. Truly a ruthless motherfucker. Raid fear, and he trains your raid. Try to XP in CoM or Seb or Chardok, and he uses bard speed and invis song to bring 30 mobs to your face. As soon as you die, he will /who the zone when you reload to see if you're bound in the zone. If you are, he will immediately find you, bring the SAME TRAIN to that spot, and try to death loop you. This faggot is afraid of level 53's with <70 resists leveling up to challenge his third reich on the server, and if he can't train you, he will tell someone in his guild to do it if he's busy. If they don't listen, he will withhold loot from them for a month as a punishment for not bending to his bullshit.

2) Knife Party. An epic'd wizard who can sunstrike me for one million damage, and yet I'm out of range and he can't fucking stand it, so his solution is to train the whole zone on you and gate, thereby fucking you over in the process. If you go to the zoneline and wait it out, he will log to a different character and come back ten minutes later. If you try to group with 56+ people who have real gear, he will sunstrike them AS he brings the train, so they die and then you're left to deal with the resulting mess. What a pathetic doucher. Hate this faggot.

3) Coat. Pretty much has nothing left to do on the server since he's an epic'd warrior with insane gear, so if he's not trying to stop you from getting pixels in a raid and yelling at the top of his lungs for heals when Colgate and Drez are pushing his shit in, he will literally aggro an entire zone and pop his defensive disc to make sure you get a PvE death. Nuthugs Lite every chance he gets and will travel halfway across the game world with no port to train you on Lite's orders. What the fuck. Get a life, you miserable fucker.

4) Xylaw. I don't even need to say anything about how much of a little bitch this dude is. If he could sit on Lite's lap and get assfucked while he gathers up 70% of KC mobs to train you with, he would do it. Probably wants to tongue Lite's pig-nose nostrils. He's so far wedged up Lite's ass that he's forgotten what normal air smells like. Likely spends 90% of his time IRL daydreaming about being Lite's roommate or next door neighbor so they can aggro black people on skateboards and then train them to five year olds playing catch in their front yards.

5) Complexity. Special mention because I've never seen him train anyone, but he will actually just log on an alt that's in range of a 55 character or lower, dual box it, and OOR heal them while that alt beats your fucking ass. The more you rage, the harder his 3-inch halfling dick gets. Don't give him the satisfaction. I actually think he's pretty funny and he's the only Azrael member with even 1/4 of a human soul left. Still, you'd better avoid him.


I've heard about other people in this dbag guild who will train you as well and have heard first hand accounts on Teamspeak of fellow guild members raging out because "insert Azrael faggot here" is resorting to manipulating mobs to keep people from hitting 60. I won't name there here because I haven't physically seen them do it in the game to me personally, but watch the fuck out because these tryhards are SCARED.

Think about the mental state of a player who has 150+ all resists, six million AC, 3k health, and weapons that can kill you in three rounds of melee. Literally, almost every member of this guild can kill any new player in less than five seconds, but they're SO FUCKING AFRAID OF YOU that they want you to have an XP death instead of a PvP death.

What kind of PvP player on red will pass up YT because they're fearful of the future?

A pathetic, sad, no lifer Azrael player.

Watch your ass, unless you're a nuthugging member of Eternal Light or Slosh. Guilds should change their names to <Eternal Lite> and <Rimjobbers of Lite's Asshole>.

Don't forget to come train me tonight in CoM after I get off work you fucking assholes.

-Devolved

Elspeth
10-05-2014, 05:11 PM
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heartbrand
10-05-2014, 05:13 PM
Six million ac is a lot of ac

heartbrand
10-05-2014, 05:14 PM
Same number as Jews killed in holocaust

lite
10-05-2014, 05:15 PM
1) Lite of course. Truly a ruthless motherfucker. =


http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/640/962/d91.gif

Stalos_
10-05-2014, 05:16 PM
this was a good post.

Barladore
10-05-2014, 05:19 PM
2) Knife Party. he will sunstrike them AS he brings the train



Proud of this.

Smedy
10-05-2014, 05:19 PM
Lite of course. Truly a ruthless motherfucker.

Sounds like El Presidente plucked some un-plucked berries this weekend

http://www.cartercenter.org/resources/images/features/rb/ccn-fall-2010-rb-2.jpg

The cartel spares no one, even smedy getting the short end of the stick, that ***** ruthless

Colgate
10-05-2014, 05:20 PM
don't think xylaw is intelligent enough to train

KC train(the initial one at least) was 100% stasis

gunner
10-05-2014, 05:21 PM
http://i841.photobucket.com/albums/zz335/gunnr80/16785355_BG2_zpscc502630.jpg

Vharvest
10-05-2014, 05:37 PM
I realize that making this post just painted a huge target on my back, but it's not like they weren't already trying to assrape me every chance they get, so fuck it.

I'm fighting the good fight and I will hit 60 eventually. When that happens, be prepared for some shit to go down you bastards.

Complexity
10-05-2014, 05:41 PM
I GAVE YOU A GREEN JADE BROADSWORD CUS I THOUGHT WE WERE PALS. WTF

Vharvest
10-05-2014, 06:15 PM
Hey bro I differentiated you from the rest of them. But don't lie, you are gonna try to assrape me when I hit 56, let's not pretend here bro <3

Sektor
10-05-2014, 06:26 PM
tldr

iiNGloriouS
10-05-2014, 06:49 PM
IRL daydreaming about being Lite's roommate or next door neighbor so they can aggro black people on skateboards and then train them to five year olds playing catch in their front yards.

So much rustle but I chortled pretty hard

Pitborn
10-05-2014, 06:51 PM
There was a time when Lite refused to train anyone.

What happened?













































PIXEL FRENZYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Vharvest
10-05-2014, 06:52 PM
My only hope is that Azrael members laughed hard enough at my post that perhaps they will spare me in the future. In reality, the rustle in the post will probably make them beeline straight for me every time they do a /who in the zone.

FML

Nocsucow
10-05-2014, 08:14 PM
Way way tldr.... Cry more pussy

Elspeth
10-05-2014, 08:40 PM
worth the read, laughed so hard i nearly vomited.

Awwalike
10-05-2014, 09:25 PM
whistle clean

Vharvest
10-05-2014, 09:26 PM
I'm glad it was of some entertainment value. It was fun to write.

I just wish it wasn't true...

Stasis01
10-05-2014, 09:57 PM
My heart goes out to u white knight freedom fighter, may you stay true and help the people.

Agatha
10-05-2014, 09:59 PM
I just wish it wasn't true...

same here, believe it not I used to be an officer of azrael, a member of a time when azrael still had moxy, were the resistance fighters, had morals and dreams for a better server.

Now lite has turned his guild in on itself, and continued to propogate "nihilum" behind every corner, even after nihilum has been gone from this server for several months.

And that is how he justifies what he is done. quite disgusting.

iiNGloriouS
10-05-2014, 10:16 PM
whistle clean

Tradesonred
10-05-2014, 10:26 PM
same here, believe it not I used to be an officer of azrael, a member of a time when azrael still had moxy, were the resistance fighters, had morals and dreams for a better server.


It was always a shitty guild, Lite's bullshit about resisting was self-serving, as with everything he does on red.

Doors
10-05-2014, 10:32 PM
Stasis missing from that list.

Vharvest
10-05-2014, 10:34 PM
Oh trust me I know Stasis is a jaded faggot judging by every post he makes on here, but he has yet to train me so I couldn't put him on the list personally. He's in that "list of people" though.

He'll probably train me tonight for good measure so fuck it, for all intents and purposes he's on there.

Buhbuh
10-05-2014, 10:36 PM
It was definitely always run like shit, I agree. He's a selfish cat. The intentions at first seemed well grounded, but as far as expanding and growing goes, it has always been about his selfishness and players he holds dear to him over every other criteria (such as work put in, reliability, consistency, helpfulness).

He's just about the worst possible person to have running a loot council, although they did take a great big step with the change to DKP (not that it mattered to him anymore by that point).

BardPop
10-05-2014, 11:05 PM
Try this http://www.fraps.com/news.php

dustysr06
10-05-2014, 11:20 PM
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dustysr06
10-05-2014, 11:21 PM
^Ur guild just as scummy bro - stfu

Stasis01
10-05-2014, 11:24 PM
Oh trust me I know Stasis is a jaded faggot judging by every post he makes on here, but he has yet to train me so I couldn't put him on the list personally. He's in that "list of people" though.

He'll probably train me tonight for good measure so fuck it, for all intents and purposes he's on there.

Hey don't you fucking get bullied into putting me on ur list bro.

Amuck
10-05-2014, 11:33 PM
LMFAO this post made me laugh so fucking hard. " 3inch halfling dick " that had me rolling. ahhh good stuff and thank you for the wonderful laugh!

Buhbuh
10-05-2014, 11:38 PM
I'm pretty certain almost every guild on the server was cheering on Colgate that night, so that's not really a great example if contextualized properly.

Stasis is kind of an odd bird. He has these odd moments of clairvoyance and then can completely devolve into his own bias and delusion in the same exact sentence. It's really weird.

In the past I would read one of his sentences, and with the beginning phrase I'd be like, "Oh, fair point," and then what immediately followed would just be complete crazy person shit.

I think his mind works like 'Point A, skip to Point H' in one thought, and he brings voice to his thoughts that way.

Stasis01
10-05-2014, 11:41 PM
Hey what did I do in this thread to get the doctor to analyze me.

Buhbuh
10-05-2014, 11:46 PM
Holocaust Dean of Admissions

dustysr06
10-06-2014, 09:20 AM
Lol I'm pretty sure 90% of the people online that night was giving Colgate a hard time about it. Maybe a nut hugger or two actually egging him on.

Kid could a plugged or called lns- just pointing out the majority of the 'old schoolers' here are the problem with this server. U guys still holding grudges that 75% of us don't give a shit about, we just want a healthy pvp server

runlvlzero
10-06-2014, 09:26 AM
Psssst I don't know anyone on this server who hasn't trained someone at least once.

radditsu
10-06-2014, 09:30 AM
Training is PVP? lol?

Go play DOTA2 my lovelies

Eslade
10-06-2014, 09:56 AM
I'm pretty certain almost every guild on the server was cheering on Colgate that night, so that's not really a great example if contextualized properly.

Stasis is kind of an odd bird. He has these odd moments of clarity and then can completely devolve into his own bias and delusion in the same exact sentence. It's really weird.

In the past I would read one of his sentences, and with the beginning phrase I'd be like, "Oh, fair point," and then what immediately followed would just be complete crazy person shit.

I think his mind works like 'Point A, skip to Point H' in one thought, and he brings voice to his thoughts that way.

Ftfy. I don't think stasis can see the future.

Malevz
10-06-2014, 10:15 AM
Rofl, Lite camping tox at 7am on a Monday. Encouraging server competition since 2014!

runlvlzero
10-06-2014, 10:19 AM
Stasis is only one grade of mongoloid behind HPT. Less we forget our servers history. lol

Gnomegrown
10-06-2014, 12:04 PM
didn't read