Why is my sperm dead?

[harnold]

I bought a microscope and I inspected my semen, hoping to say hello to my tiny friends, but instead of seeing them swim around and be happy they were lifeless and dead. Any doctors around know why my sperm is dead?

[iruinedyourday]

this generation of RnF right here, you guys like speak another language than I do.. you are two old long term RnF'ers am I right?

but like good on ya.

[harnold]

ok well what can i do to get them motionile?

[harnold]

I am just worried that I can't get pregnant because of this. I will jump off a bloot before I don't give birth to my future son - Princhardonton Pistarpherson Richardson IX

[iruinedyourday]

https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/25736152/download.jpg

[katrik]

It's ok bro.. Pretty sure mine are dead too..

[Sidelle]

I bought a microscope and I inspected my semen, hoping to say hello to my tiny friends, but instead of seeing them swim around and be happy they were lifeless and dead. Any doctors around know why my sperm is dead?
Is your underwear regime oppressive? Stage a coup and free your balls. I hear that switching to boxers can be helpful. Good luck.

[Strifer]

buy sea monkies and mix your sperms in with them. They will change and you will be able say hello to them and play in their magical kingdom.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_YUWsB-dKD3c/RjZUDe4KrXI/AAAAAAAAAJw/hExnWKco7pI/s400/trouble_is_a_sea_monkey.jpg

[John_Snu]

I loved her

I still do

[holsteinrx7]

dead from the porn and pot.

this thread is HAH GAY meme all day.

[Pyrion]

For better sperms take some vitamins B6 and B12 and folic acid.

[GnashingOfTeeth]

I bought a microscope and I inspected my semen, hoping to say hello to my tiny friends, but instead of seeing them swim around and be happy they were lifeless and dead. Any doctors around know why my sperm is dead?

Truly an LRON quality post.

[radditsu]

Is your underwear regime oppressive? Stage a coup and free your balls. I hear that switching to boxers can be helpful. Good luck.

Hot

[runlvlzero]

I read somewhere that a certain small percentage of the population has killer sperm. And that those sperm have a much higher chance of getting to an egg because they kill the other sperms of the lesser peoples

[Peatree]

I bought a microscope and I inspected my semen, hoping to say hello to my tiny friends, but instead of seeing them swim around and be happy they were lifeless and dead. Any doctors around know why my sperm is dead?

Could it be from sitting crouched over a monitor all day wearing nothing but tightey whitey underwear & a Walmart tshirt playing an MMO drinking Dr. Thunder? :confused:

[Ghordo]

Let your girl lick your balloon knot a little

[FoxxHound]

Is your underwear regime oppressive? Stage a coup and free your balls. I hear that switching to boxers can be helpful. Good luck.

Best post NA

[harnold]

Truly an LRON quality post.

For the last time, i'm not Lron. Lron left the forum with a comment about getting a RL girlfriend. Harnold would never let a woman run his leisure life. We can only wish one day Lron will return.

[indiscriminate_hater]

For the last time, i'm not Lron. Lron left the forum with a comment about getting a RL girlfriend. Harnold would never let a woman run his leisure life. We can only wish one day Lron will return.

praise be to his name