I shared my bank account with a friend and he took my life sAvings.

[LulzSect]

Why won't the bank compensate me for my losses??

[heartbrand]

They would actually.

[LulzSect]

Oh.

[HippoNipple]

Authorities, "We know who did it and where the money went, but trusting people is stupid and we are real busy so.......... sorry."

[Haynar]

Why won't the bank compensate me for my losses??

Did you send your petition to the bank GM?

[sotto]

They would be prosecuted and you would be compensated.

gj.

[Sk00ba5t3v3]

This was a fail analogy and thus a fail troll.

[Haynar]

Lifelock (shameless plug) FTW!!!1!1!!!!

[Kastro]

Actually he is right...

You only Might get some of it back... if anything is left..

[Yumyums Inmahtumtums]

Also the bank employees are compensated

[Farzo]

Life savings: 25 bucks.
Bank costs to refund/trace: 250 bucks.

Bank: Sorry sir untraceable. K thnx next.

[Gnomegrown]

not all trolls are successful