Pikrib is my official Spokesman

[lite]

Everything he says accurately mirrors my views. No one understands me better than he does, all questions and desire for clarification regarding my actions can be directed at him.

I am very occupied with promoting server health and that is why I have been absent from forum quest, enjoy my emissary !

[Genedin]

Pikrib told me I was getting next AoN

[Tradesonred]

Ambassador Pikrib, if i may have a minute of your time

First question, what makes Lite's ego so inflated, since basically he led his guild by default because of the low pop and lack of people with willingness to put the hours in to organise?

Second question, why did he stop talking about variance as soon as Nihilum was disbanded?

Thanks

[Tradesonred]

Also, how do you get to hear Smedy, Minister of Azrael propaganda and Nuthugging, on voice with his head so far up Lite's ass?

That was my last question, Ambassador

[Not_Kazowi]

Everything he says accurately mirrors my views. No one understands me better than he does, all questions and desire for clarification regarding my actions can be directed at him.

I am very occupied with promoting server health and that is why I have been absent from forum quest, enjoy my emissary !

Congrats on life accomplishment of being the biggest badass on 200 person elf sim. I bet your parents are proud.

Also: this is clearly a troll thread in general chat

[Kergan]

This is the greatest honor a FQ'ing nuthugger can achieve.

[Mac Drettj]

move to the bronies subforum

[Genedin]

This is the greatest honor a FQ'ing nuthugger can achieve.

I'm sorry Nizzar never officially sponsored you Kergan. You put in so much hard work it's a damn shame imo.

[Sektor]

I'm sorry Nizzar never officially sponsored you Kergan. You put in so much hard work it's a damn shame imo.

[Kergan]

Yeah I did what I could, but Nizzar was not a big FQ fan at all. I think he felt it distracted from things.

Lite on the other hand seems to really embrace it.

[Not_Kazowi]

Nizzar truly didn't give a fuck about anything and did things like a man. Lite pussyfoots and plays games and makes things drama quest because he's not a bro irl.

[Tassador]

Yeah I did what I could, but Nizzar was not a big FQ fan at all. I think he felt it distracted from things.

Lite on the other hand seems to really embrace it.

When eq fame ends it's cutting grass time and yes they think it's fame to be known on this rickety rackety of mental patients.

[Pikrib]

Everything he says accurately mirrors my views. No one understands me better than he does, all questions and desire for clarification regarding my actions can be directed at him.

I am very occupied with promoting server health and that is why I have been absent from forum quest, enjoy my emissary !

Emissary Pikrib reporting for duty after stepping away to slay dragons for a a couple hours. I thank the all powerful omniscient Lite for granting me this honor.

Pikrib told me I was getting next AoN

That is incorrect, I said that Lite said I could have the next AoN. Get back in line Genedin.

Ambassador Pikrib, if i may have a minute of your time

First question, what makes Lite's ego so inflated, since basically he led his guild by default because of the low pop and lack of people with willingness to put the hours in to organise?

Second question, why did he stop talking about variance as soon as Nihilum was disbanded?

Thanks

Lite gains power from your tears which he drinks and bathes in daily. They provide him with the strength and intelligence of a thousand men. How could you not have a hudge ego when you have the strength and intelligence of a thousand men? His hudge ego also seems to spawn more tears all over Norath and these boards. So it has a snowball effect.

I believe after Nihilum was disbanded by the all powerfull leader Lite. Lite still posted about variance. You need to realize that he has to run the whole server now, and can't post evey day about variance.

Also, how do you get to hear Smedy, Minister of Azrael propaganda and Nuthugging, on voice with his head so far up Lite's ass?

That was my last question, Ambassador

We have set up a voice communication device for him. He can talk directly into TS from anywhere inside Lite's ass.



Congrats on life accomplishment of being the biggest badass on 200 person elf sim. I bet your parents are proud.

Also: this is clearly a troll thread in general chat

I believe the last thread that you provided tears for was also a troll thread also. I think your tears are abit too salty. Please come back and re-submit tears when less salty.

This is the greatest honor a FQ'ing nuthugger can achieve.

Thank you. May your tears never run dry. I'm sorry Nizzar never supported you as much as the God King Lite has supported me in in my FQ.

move to the bronies subforum

Are those tears I see? Lite thanks you for your tears.

your pal
Emissary Pikrib

[Eslade]

Emissary Pikrib reporting for duty after stepping away to slay dragons for a a couple hours. I thank the all powerful omniscient Lite for granting me this honor.



That is incorrect, I said that Lite said I could have the next AoN. Get back in line Genedin.



Lite gains power from your tears which he drinks and bathes in daily. They provide him with the strength and intelligence of a thousand men. How could you not have a hudge ego when you have the strength and intelligence of a thousand men? His hudge ego also seems to spawn more tears all over Norath and these boards. So it has a snowball effect.

I believe after Nihilum was disbanded by the all powerfull leader Lite. Lite still posted about variance. You need to realize that he has to run the whole server now, and can't post evey day about variance.



We have set up a voice communication device for him. He can talk directly into TS from anywhere inside Lite's ass.





I believe the last thread that you provided tears for was also a troll thread also. I think your tears are abit too salty. Please come back and re-submit tears when less salty.



Thank you. May your tears never run dry. I'm sorry Nizzar never supported you as much as the God King Lite has supported me in in my FQ.



Are those tears I see? Lite thanks you for your tears.

your pal
Emissary Pikrib

http://www.boredwrestlingfan.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/lemmiwinks2-o1.gif

[Mac Drettj]

emissary pikrib?

oh look, another az trying to make a new self-appointed title stick

[Tradesonred]

emissary pikrib?

oh look, another az trying to make a new self-appointed title stick

I gave Lite his title lol, and it was ironic, as in "El dictator"

[Not_Kazowi]

mr pikrib,

cud u comment on the rumor of lite being a pig snouted child molester whose a federal sex offender?

tkx

[Dacuk]

not sure who rexx has a bigger boner for, andis or lite. the obsession is truly troubling for someone who obviously doesn't care about this shit elf sim server.

[Sektor]

not sure who rexx has a bigger boner for, andis or lite. the obsession is truly troubling for someone who obviously doesn't care about this shit elf sim server.

[Not_Kazowi]

mr pikrib,

cud u comment on the rumor of lite being a pig snouted child molester whose a federal sex offender?

tkx

[Stalos_]

Man. You Nihilum are so bitter. Rexx it's time my friend. It's time to admit that you care. Not for us, but for yourself.

Looking forward to Sunday and hope for a good turnout from opposition. Cheers.

[Not_Kazowi]

Man. You Nihilum are so bitter. Rexx it's time my friend. It's time to admit that you care. Not for us, but for yourself.

Looking forward to Sunday and hope for a good turnout from opposition. Cheers.

i care about the safety of the children in our country

[Stalos_]

This slander is unmerited. Your hate runs deep for the Azrael Quarterback and his Legion of Boom.

[Drakaris]

mr pikrib,

cud u comment on the rumor of lite being a pig snouted child molester whose a federal sex offender?

tkx

Keeping my family clear of <Azrael>. Thanks for the paedowatch notice.

[Kesrin]

This slander is unmerited. Your hate runs deep for the Azrael Quarterback and his Legion of Boom.

That makes absolutely no sense, the Legion of Boom is nickname for a secondary which play defense. A quarterback is someone who throws the ball on offense.

Do you even watch football?

[Stalos_]

That makes absolutely no sense, the Legion of Boom is nickname for a secondary which play defense. A quarterback is someone who throws the ball on offense.

Do you even watch football?

Are you always this literal with metaphors?

I indeed do watch football. I will assign positions to each of our 35 members and get back to you sir.

[Kesrin]

Are you always this literal with metaphors?

I indeed do watch football. I will assign positions to each of our 35 members and get back to you sir.

Just make sure your o line is solid #keytowinningteam

[Farzo]

Pikrib can you confirm or deny you're getting minimum wage @ 7.25 an hour for your new roll?

[Barladore]

not sure who rexx has a bigger boner for, andis or lite. the obsession is truly troubling for someone who obviously doesn't care about this shit elf sim server.

[Pikrib]

emissary pikrib?

oh look, another az trying to make a new self-appointed title stick

Lite gave me this title sir. Lite asks you to put forth more effort into your tear production.

mr pikrib,

cud u comment on the rumor of lite being a pig snouted child molester whose a federal sex offender?

tkx

Lite likes molesting you tearfull X-Nilly children. It provides him with more tears. Prepare thy buttholes for Lites entry and prepare thy tearducts for fluid exit.


Pikrib can you confirm or deny you're getting minimum wage @ 7.25 an hour for your new roll?

I only receive payment in pixels. I'm truly sorry your pixel train ended Farzo may your tear ducts never run dry.


Your pal
Emissary Pikirb

[Sear]

Player: Xylaw
Name Rank Class Kills Deaths Ratio Streak Points Guild
Xylaw 2147 5 22 0.23 0 1.38 Eternal Light



pls explain numbers

ty Emissary Pikrib

[Sear]

also can you confirm when McRib is coming back?

thanks. I'm stocking up for the winter.

[Pikrib]

You should look up McRib's numbers on the boards. McRib has a way better K/D ratio.

Lite says the McRib is gonna be here soon. Everything Lite says is true.

Your pal
Emissary Pikrib

[heartbrand]

who is going to win the AL?

[Pikrib]

who is going to win the AL?

Lite cares nothing for baseball, only for Soccer. Lite says Baseball is a 4th rate sport that is boring to watch.

Also

Lite enjoys raiding on Sunday because of all the tears it causes to people who want to contest but can't because they would rather watch American football.

[HippoNipple]

Lite enjoys raiding on Sunday because of all the tears it causes to people who want to contest but can't because they would rather watch American football.

Can't contest because they would rather do something else.

[DRAGONBAIT]

Lite enjoys raiding on Sunday because of all the tears it causes to people who want to contest but can't because they would rather watch American football.



hahahaha man, say what u want, server may be a bit better without nihilum, but seeing u AZ guys acting like this is a no prize, amusing from any point of view but also so sad hahaha. i still remember tears cming in the other way on this forums, so acting like this now has a name, i dont know the word in english, but its amusing and sad haha

[DRAGONBAIT]

but hey, what to expect on a 200 pop community from a 15 year old elf sim? hahah i love this forums and cant wait to get to 60 someday.