newest additions to the family

[Agatha]

havn't updated everyone on my ducklings, due to my recent acquisition of a girlfriend(lol i have sex every day, sometimes 3 or 4 times a day, nerds) it's been hard to keep any inside, I finally told her that ducks mattered alot to me and that she'd have to make due with atleast one living in the house (they are really messy, even if they wear diapers).

This is Ebert at just a week old, look at that face, he knew i was his daddy as soon as he hatched.

http://i.imgur.com/YC7hmXO.jpg

This is Ebert at a month old, chillin out in the front yard, girlfriend doesn't let me hang out with them inside to much.

http://i.imgur.com/uB9aSE9.jpg

[Mac Drettj]

fatass leg

[Agatha]

fatass leg

thats muscle

[Pikrib]

We had ducks when I was a kid. We ate ours though. What do ya do with them when they are fully grown? Do you keep them as pets till they die of old age?

[Something'Witty]

http://www.dailyfunnies.ca/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/Got-Your-Nose-Duck.gif

[Agatha]

We had ducks when I was a kid. We ate ours though. What do ya do with them when they are fully grown? Do you keep them as pets till they die of old age?

My family owns alot of property, I rehab ducks, local vets have my number on file and whenever they come across one i take them in, they mainly live outside on the pond unless they are sick/injured then they stay inside with me.

Once they are rehabed depending on species they can either stay on my property and make a home or i relocate them to more natural surroundings.

Edit, no i have never eaten any of my ducks, nor have i ever tasted duck. never appealed to me.

[Swyft]

due to my recent acquisition of a girlfriend(lol i have sex every day, sometimes 3 or 4 times a day, nerds)

What's his name?

http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb301/hugozac88/funny-1.gif

[Eslade]

Belongs in RnF imo.

[georgie]

more like off topic

[Agatha]

nah no flaming here, just ducks ! i wuv em.

[Tuffpuppy]

http://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/2h35nr/reddit_needs_more_ducks/
?

[Agatha]

http://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/2h35nr/reddit_needs_more_ducks/
?

I love photography almost as i love ducks, one of the perks of having a duck pond is that i get tons of great snaps. Alot of my work is reposted around the internet, a few have been made into meme's.


I'm actually working on cute videos now to make into GIFs, no luck yet. I find video to be a ton harder. I'm really good at getting the ducks to pose but with video you are just waiting for the ducks to do something totally random and out of place and if you have been around ducks for a long time like me you will find that 99.9% of the time they are completely predictable, lol.

edit: also, I am a frequent poster of /r/aww, one of the top karma posters related to ducks, the one you linked isn't me. Just someone reposting some of my work. I don't get mad, im flattered, and the more ducks the better !

[Visual]

Having sex with the same female a thousand times still only counts as 1 point in the game of life

[Infectious]

Your a freak posting shit about ducks and pretending to be a female. Look at your shaved leg and womens jogging shoes in that picture.
I picture you as buffulo bill from silence of the lambs.... The lotion goes onto the skin!

[Mac Drettj]

agathas bloodline is native american chieftans

hence the no hair

[mostbitter]

lol i have sex every day, sometimes 3 or 4 times a day, nerds) is it ur small wang or her floppy gine?

[lethdar]

was literally front page of reddit a few hours ago, GJ grabbing random images of ducks and claiming them to be yours.

[Infectious]

LOL... While playing eq 18 hours a day high on benadryl, I often find time to take pictures of my ducks swimming in my lake. Many people use my work, just another day in the basement. I mean office.

[Not_Kazowi]

New levels of pathetic here

[Rhuobhe]

I am from South Florida you learn to hate ducks here they are a pest. There is a lake behind my house they shit everywhere and make it impossible to feed the other animals (turtles, fish, any other bird).

Ducks dont give a shit about you they have zombie like mentality. Theyre opinion of you is determined by whether or not you have food.

These are muscovy ducks

[Colgate]

solid 93% chance of agatha lying about owning ducks

[LulzSect]

http://i.imgur.com/5egDIHR.png

[Infectious]

The vet has me on speed dial... Rofl.
We want more of these duck tale stories!

[rollin5k]

How do you get access to the internet without the guys in the white coats finding out?

[mikemandella]

Total troll.. google images that stuff. The trans/emo one was more believable.

[Bazia]

ducks shit all over the parade field I run around on a day to day basis

little shit machines

[Stasis01]

I love photography almost as i love ducks, one of the perks of having a duck pond is that i get tons of great snaps. Alot of my work is reposted around the internet, a few have been made into meme's.


I'm actually working on cute videos now to make into GIFs, no luck yet. I find video to be a ton harder. I'm really good at getting the ducks to pose but with video you are just waiting for the ducks to do something totally random and out of place and if you have been around ducks for a long time like me you will find that 99.9% of the time they are completely predictable, lol.

edit: also, I am a frequent poster of /r/aww, one of the top karma posters related to ducks, the one you linked isn't me. Just someone reposting some of my work. I don't get mad, im flattered, and the more ducks the better !

Why do I feel this faggotry is the deep down Agatha breaking through?

[Ames who?]

thats muscle

sigh

[mtb tripper]

sigh

http://31.media.tumblr.com/5294fd051f6f927b2ce64dbfa76e6a62/tumblr_n5fafsfxOn1s5bxm0o1_500.jpg

[georgie]

Op plz stop trying so h4rd

[Smedy]

what type of packet lagger are you using on these images? it took me 6 seconds to load something 640x480 resolution, fuckin hax

[mtb tripper]

what type of packet lagger are you using on these images? it took me 6 seconds to load something 640x480 resolution, fuckin hax

[Clark]

Your leg isn't very muscular.

[Drakaris]

solid 93% chance of agatha lying about owning ducks

I have to agree with Colgate on this one.

The hands of the person holding the duck don't match the legs in the second shot and the duck seems to have a birth mark on it's beak which isn't evident in the second photo.

[Mac Drettj]

I can 100% confirm that's his leg

[iiNGloriouS]

what type of packet lagger are you using on these images? it took me 6 seconds to load something 640x480 resolution, fuckin hax

[Psykes]

havn't updated everyone on my ducklings, due to my recent acquisition of a girlfriend(lol i have sex every day, sometimes 3 or 4 times a day, nerds)

Wow, you have to tell people you have sex to prove it? Someone has self esteem issues...you need to get humbled

[Elspeth]

diabetes swelling all over dem legs.

[Pikrib]

I can 100% confirm that's his leg

He doesn't have any hair on his legs. How can those be male legs?


p.s. Duck flesh tastes like greesy, dark meat of a chicken, also is tougher but almost spongy.

[Gaffin 7.0]

i want to believe

[Super Hater]

Damn. This is kinda scary. You people are absolutely nuts.

[Gnomegrown]

why are ducks yellow when they are young

[Instagib]

That first duck was on reddit yesterday =(

[Not_Kazowi]

Damn. This is kinda scary. You people are absolutely nuts.

yeah im about done with this community and server tbqh.

i havent logged in for a while, im tempted to delete char and uninstall

[Stalos_]

yeah im about done with this community and server tbqh.

i havent logged in for a while, im tempted to delete char and uninstall

Reroll a gnome this time.

[Kergan]

Solid troll here, half the people believe and are actively debating the people who don't believe. The actual topic is meaningless and we're about to hit page 6.

I give it a strong B honestly. Misses A status by the OP making multiple responses in the thread instead of watching the cake rise.

[Giovanni]

Had ducks for a little bit. They are pretty messy. Preferred having chickens as pets.

[Azure]

post ducks in off topic please, this forum is about pvp general chat

[joel.popick]

Hey.

Ducks are great.

You can train any animal to go to the bathroom a specific way. (yipes?)

Just find out what treat they like. NEVER punish them (for anything ever, it doesn't do anything). And give them a treat whenever you catch them squatting in the spot. Also if you catch them in the act take them to the spot.

done.

Good luck

[Gnomegrown]

I recommend keeping ducks and chickens outside, if you want a pet get a cat

[rollin5k]

Can't train birds dude they shit on a timer