A Newbie's Guide to navigating Red's Forums

[Swyft]

I see allot of new face's to the forums, and I thought I'd help you all navigate them so you don't fall into the pitfalls of insanity that often plague these boards.

Red has been dominated for years by a grudge match between two rival guilds. Azrael and Nihilum, although Nihilum has been disbanded for grievous server offences, the hate fires still burn bright between these two. For years Nihilum rubbed there pixel collection in Azrael's face and now Azrael is as determined as a honey badger to do the same to Ex-Nihilum members.

Neither side will concede to truth's, even when confronted with a mountain of common sense. Most poster's here only post in an attempt to preach their own teams propaganda and debase the other team. Even seemingly innocent post's are often a clever ruse to incite the other side.

Although it can be great fun to delve into this twisted troll-fest of hypocritical flaming, it's best not to take anything heard or seen on the forums too seriously. Reality stepped out of the window for many of these fellows years ago.

Now on the server you'll find many helpful and friendly people dedicated to helping new players out, usually they will belong to neither of these two factions. And almost all of the high lvl greifer's you'll find impeding your lvling in zones like Unrest and Mistmoore are ex-Nihilum or Azrael alt's.

It's usually best to steer clear of the madness altogether and form your own opinion of the server by experiencing it for yourself. And always remember it's just a video game!

[Heyitsme]

Step 1, put swyft on your ignore list

lol clicking on see post i see i just trolled swyft's 1/1000 posts worth reading

[Swyft]

Step 1, put swyft on your ignore list

^ Ex-Nihilum, known for posting nonsensical madness, and one of the banner holder's in championing his guild's or I should say ex-guild's propaganda.

Often you should skip right over his post's as they never make much sense, and are devoid of the humor found in more clever trolls.

[Heyitsme]

^ Ex-Nihilum

See, most of the times, Step 1 true. Its like swyft knows deep down how he should act, but cant resist bitching on anyone that was ever tagged Nihilum, its like a nervous twitch

[Swyft]

See, most of the times, Step 1 true. Its like swyft knows deep down how he should act, but cant resist bitching on anyone that was ever tagged Nihilum, its like a nervous twitch

I call both teams out on they're BS equally, if it seems I was harder on Nihilum in the past it's only because they're members posted more BS. Your so afflicted with your own teams propaganda/tunnel vision that you see it as bashing when I call a player a cheater, even though that player was banned for cheating! LOL

[Bardalicious]

For years Nihilum rubbed there pixel collection in Azrael's face and now Azrael is as determined as a honey badger to do the same to Ex-Nihilum members.

I call both teams out on they're BS equally

there their they're

You clearly know that there are different iterations of this word, so laziness can't be used as a defense. Public schooling failed you pal.

[Swyft]

there their they're

You clearly know that there are different iterations of this word, so laziness can't be used as a defense. Public schooling failed you pal.

No I'm actually dyslexic and often misuse the proper syntax of words, while be completely aware of the difference and having a very high IQ.

[Heyitsme]

The thing is, its a logical error.

You only need to think for half a second to know that its not "I wont stand for they are bullshit" but "I wont stand for their bullshit".

Im native french speaker and it annoys the fuck out of me too

I call bullshit on your claim of high IQ

[Swyft]

The thing is, its a logical error.

You only need to think for half a second to know that its not "I wont stand for they are bullshit" but "I wont stand for their bullshit".

Im native french speaker and it annoys the fuck out of me too

I call bullshit on your claim of high IQ

As usual you display your ignorance, that's really not how dyslexia works. We are all born with different obstacles in life we must overcome, you for example were born with a very tiny penis and massive inferiority complex that stems from it. Personally I'll take the dyslexia.

[Heyitsme]

Im sorry if that is an actual problem you have, and ive been mean about it.

Good luck with your tourette's syndrome too.

[Swyft]

Im sorry if that is an actual problem you have, and ive been mean about it.

Good luck with your tourette's syndrome too.

I wouldn't have disclosed it if I had any fawks given whatsoever about your opinion. As for your feigned apology, you should go to a school for kids with downs and tell them they could stop acting so retarded if they just concentrate hard enough, you big heart-ed humanitarian.

[Heyitsme]

Well my claim on bullshit on your high IQ isnt really based on you using their or theyre properly, its your tendency to knee jerk most posts with haha im so great, you have a tiny penis / well at least im not gay like you, gay person, Nihilum is the devil. People who see everything in black and white arent usually very smart.

As for my comment on tourette, its for helping you getting a hint on how you act, alot more compassion than most people here will show you.

Sorry for derailing one of the few constructive posts you ever made

[daasgoot]

Will someone make fun of me too plz?

[Bardalicious]

Well that escalated quickly.

[Yumyums Inmahtumtums]

6/10. Really picked up in the last couple posts.

[Swyft]

Well my claim on bullshit on your high IQ isnt really based on you using their or theyre properly, its your tendency to knee jerk most posts with haha im so great, you have a tiny penis / well at least im not gay like you, gay person, Nihilum is the devil. People who see everything in black and white arent usually very smart.

As for my comment on tourette, its for helping you getting a hint on how you act, alot more compassion than most people here will show you.

Sorry for derailing one of the few constructive posts you ever made

Now I just feel sorry for you...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hfYJsQAhl0

[Heyitsme]

Now I just feel sorry for you...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hfYJsQAhl0

I rest my case

[Azure]

Sywft.

Please, for the love of god. Seek help. Or something.

[heartbrand]

6/10. Really picked up in the last couple posts.

[Swyft]

Previously I've said things like...

1. Nihilum is bad for the server.

2. Nihilum leadership has almost all been suspended or banned for previous rule offenses.

3. Nihilum directly correlated to server's low pop by religiously blocking high end content.

4. Nihilum directly impacted and inflated server economy by hording items they don't need.

None of those are black or white but merely truth, that could only be refuted by someone who suffered from a vast disconnect from reality. Never were any of those points addressed with a logical reply and were only responded to with the most immature amounts of trolling. In which I retorted with more witty trolling.

[Swyft]

Sywft.

Please, for the love of god. Seek help. Or something.

^ This is the sort of immature unwitty trolling I've heard for years whenever I tried to logically debate the negative impact Nihilum was having on the server.

But now after your guild has been disbanded for doing exactly what people accused ya's of and you all vehemently denied, you wish to have a logical discourse about it LOL too little, too late.

[Heyitsme]

Yeah if i thought anyone would need to be proved otherwise id go fetch one of the hundreds of posts you made kneejerkingly accusing every Nihi of being solely interested in easy pixels (a common meme on these forums for opposition "nuthuggers"), that everyone knew Nizzar was RMTing, obliterating the fact that other factors where in play when you picked a tag to play under, but i think everyone knows what im talking about.

See the post Swyft added while i was typing this :rolleyes:


But now after your guild has been disbanded for doing exactly what people accused ya's of and you all vehemently denied, you wish to have a logical discourse about it LOL too little, too late.

For those with ADD, that was the black and white way of looking at things i was talking about earlier. Every Nihilum is guilty of everything. And swyft isnt the only one doing this, unfortunately and to the server's detriment.

[Kergan]

Anyone else enjoying Syft creating a thread about how to navigate the trolls and bs on the forums then immediately destroys his own thread and credibility?

Starting to wonder if Syft and Stasis are the same person.

[Swyft]

Yeah if i thought anyone would need to be proved otherwise id go fetch one of the hundreds of posts you made kneejerkingly accusing every Nihi of being solely interested in easy pixels (a common meme on these forums for opposition "nuthuggers"), that everyone knew Nizzar was RMTing, obliterating the fact that other factors where in play when you picked a tag to play under, but i think everyone knows what im talking about.

See the post Swyft added while i was typing this :rolleyes:

My post was as unbiased as they come, i do'n't need to argue with old Nihilum about the bad practices of they're guild.

You claim that I only troll, yet whenever i bring up a logical point you immediately resort to trolling lmfao. It's like trying to talk astrophysics with an 11 year old. I troll you like a child because that's the way you act.

I already have won, every point I used to make about Nihilum has been proven. It cannot be refuted as there is daily proof of it with the influx of new players found ingame and on the boards.

The only ones who still contest this are the duke's insane banner men who only reiterate nihilum talking points in allegiance to a Duke who is no longer playing. Get over it, the Duke is gone, your championing a cause that no longer exists.

Love the sig btw

[Heyitsme]

Anyone else enjoying Syft creating a thread about how to navigate the trolls and bs on the forums then immediately destroys his own thread and credibility?

Starting to wonder if Syft and Stasis are the same person.

I mean the intention was there, like i said he probably sees how he needs to act, but is unable to stop himself from going into binary mode. Maybe he needs a priest?

http://www.slate.com/content/dam/slate/articles/arts/the_dissolve/2013/10/131008_DIS_ExorcistLindaBlair.jpg.CROP.promo-mediumlarge.jpg

[Kergan]

Step 1, put swyft on your ignore list


Only post in this thread worth reading.

[Swyft]

Anyone else enjoying Syft creating a thread about how to navigate the trolls and bs on the forums then immediately destroys his own thread and credibility?

Starting to wonder if Syft and Stasis are the same person.

lol so now retorting a troll is trolling? LOL it's ok no one every accused you of being logical or truthful.

For the new players this is also a Ex-Nihilum banner-men who spent all of his online forum time nutcupping the Duke's propaganda talking points. While trying to justify every cheat or hack they were ever caught doing.

You'd do best to ignore all his post's as they always reek of dishonesty and he is quite frankly the most boring poster on the forums. Also prone to fits of nerdrage when he loses the many troll battles he often starts.

For Example:
I don't care what you think, nobody else does either. Just shut the fuck up already.

See what I mean. If that doesn't convince you, just look at his join date and number of posts, clearly this individual has reality issues.

[Bokke]

Syft might be a whacked in the head troll normally, but he spoke pure truth in this post.

[HippoNipple]

Syft might be a whacked in the head troll normally, but he spoke pure truth in this post.

Guild A wants pixels
Guild B wants pixels

The man does have a high IQ

[Swyft]

Syft might be a whacked in the head troll normally, but he spoke pure truth in this post.

For the new comers to the server, This is Bokke, barely speaks on the forums and is one of the true Red players here. He spends most of his online time seeking out targets and avoid's the drama of the major guilds. He's given me many good fights over the years.

Although even the bluest player's here boast about being all for pvp. True Pvp'ers like this guy comprise less than 5% of the red population and most player's here will do almost anything to avoid pvp unless they are in a raid sized group or standing ten feet from a zoneline.