500 pp Heartbrand Challenge

[RUSTLEMANIA3]

I, ironlion. aka abu-al-freeporti hearby issue the challenge.

best story involving heartbrands antics will be awarded 500 platinum points.

runner up will be given. 200pp and the official title of "Co-Caliph of Crushbone"

lets expose this wiener for what he actually is.

[RUSTLEMANIA3]

oh and first place gets "Grand Sultan of Greater Faydark"

[Colgate]

didn't you or someone else do something like this before, i won, then got nothing?

[BigTB]

May have some good SS tears of a young HB that tombom once knew in unrest,

let me check my old folder

[RUSTLEMANIA3]

you got your prize, quit lying.

[Colgate]

i was offered an enchanter account or something and then never got anything

[Colgate]

http://www.project1999.com/forums/showthread.php?p=822899&highlight=heartbrand+forest+loops#post822899

yup it was you

[RUSTLEMANIA3]

it was never voted on

[RUSTLEMANIA3]

looking back its shown HPT won

[Colgate]

so i got 2nd place where's my prize

??

[RUSTLEMANIA3]

MAY STILL HAVE GBS

[Circumcision]

Checkraise stared emotionlessly at the gun he held in his hand. This was a culminating point of his life – all those missed opportunities, all those filthy whore women who rejected him, all those empty packets of burritos, laying scattered across his room like crusty pieces of his dignity. What a life...a wasted one at that, and what better a way to go than dying and rotting alone the way he lived – surrounded by his own filth and shortcomings. He wondered if they would need some kind of special crane of machine to remove his bloated corpse.
Checkraise furrowed his brow, the sweat slowly dripping down his clammy chins. This was it, maybe one last pizza would be ordered. He couldn’t go dying on an empty stomach now could he? To Google he went. But then, in a moment of desolation, Checkraise decided to revisit his lost love, to give his old cruel mistress, one last glimpse....
”E..V….E….R…..Q…U…” as he typed in to Google, Checkraise saw something that would avert his suicide, and give his life meaning once again. “EVERQUEST Project 1999 Classic Everquest Server.” His heart skipped a bit, his pupils dilated, his boner boned for the first time in years.
No longer would he have to live in this shame filled world, no longer would his knowledge of ancient computer games go unchecked, no longer would he have to live as a level 1 in his parent’s basement.…this was a RED dawn….this was…THE BIRTH OF CHECKRAISE.

[Eslade]

One time Checkraise and tune pvp'd me in the desert.

[Doors]

The HB forest loop story easily the best.