This is it - the time is now

[Andis]

this is it guys, we got what we asked for

cheating nihi scum has been disbanded

the new age is here

the dawn of the small crews

don't make the same mistake that nizzar did

keep the crews small and lets have some fun

25 max - the more the better

long live pvp
long live red99
long live banned cheaters

[no chewie dont]

ur not my real dad u cant tell me what to do

[Smedy]

the duke is still lurking in the shadows, heartbrand is a known flopper he may have taken the duke out now but he may just as well be aiding the duke tomorrow....

duke sympathizers like gyno and gongshow still roam the lands of norrath and several of warm body toons to play are open for grabs

the jihad is coming, may allah be with u

[Genedin]

Lol. I was literally about to post the same exact thing.

Seriously, this server has so much potential with multiple factions. I really hope the zerg does not reform and we can usher in a new dawn of competition and pvp that this server needs and deserves.

[Samsung]

The dawn of a new era has come. 48 cleric lfg.

[krazyGlue]

I would love to be a part of the euro guild, preferably on an advanced track for an officer position.
Hb already jumping ship from the holo crew luls

[mtb tripper]

the jihad is coming, may allah be with u

[heartbrand]

You'd think someone from jersey would have a better sarcasm detector

[Bazia]

gonna enjoy slaying all traitorous ratfinks

[mtb tripper]

ok who wants to start on here with me

[krazyGlue]

You'd think someone from jersey would have a better sarcasm detector

Nice coverup

[Cheesypoof]

I believe most of the euros hate HB with a passion. was a joke

[Something'Witty]

keep the crews small and lets have some fun

25 max - the more the better

Hot damn, if this actually happens, I might consider coming out of retirement.

Going to wait and see how this plays out. Especially curious if y'all can be cordial with each other. Because, ya know, its a GAME! Some of you take this shit WAY too serious...

[Colgate]

ok who wants to start on here with me

roughly how many times have you been a new player starting on red

[Cheesypoof]

roughly how many times have you been a new player starting on red

However many times he can still scam people into givin him free loot.

[HippoNipple]

Wow big changes happening in Red99. Might need to log in and send in that /petition to request corpse.

Eh maybe in a few days.

[Andis]

bump cuz very important

dont let guilds go passed 25 members

lets make this box actually fun again bros

[Agatha]

holo's 25 will slaughter any configuration any of us could put together, i could cherry pick from the rest of the server, and i still couldn't put together 25 people that are going to beat them.

[Tassador]

holo's 25 will slaughter any configuration any of us could put together, i could cherry pick from the rest of the server, and i still couldn't put together 25 people that are going to beat them.

dope dope dope dope dope dope smoking dope eating dope life is about dope.

[HippoNipple]

holo's 25 will slaughter any configuration any of us could put together, i could cherry pick from the rest of the server, and i still couldn't put together 25 people that are going to beat them.

Should probably make a guild of 40 then and put in 1/20 the time to beat them.

[Neno]

the duke is still lurking in the shadows, heartbrand is a known flopper he may have taken the duke out now but he may just as well be aiding the duke tomorrow....

duke sympathizers like gyno and gongshow still roam the lands of norrath and several of warm body toons to play are open for grabs

the jihad is coming, may allah be with u

sometimes when I do a lot of ketamine, a lot of times, I come here and read posts like this and I feel like I'm reading the message boards of game of thrones if it were an MMO and the people posted on it about stuff happening in game. not like if game of thrones was an MMO but if IT WAS an MMO. Like Jamie in the show is Jamie on the boards. I dunno how it works. transcontinental meditation body experiences and shit. I feel that red is really a roleplay server. but the people are really playing themselves as if they weren't themselves but rather elves and shit but yet still them selves. So like sometimes someone is talking about all this character stuff and than hes like hey ****** you're a jew and its like did that elf just call me a jew? but no it wasn't an elf it was a man playing an elf but talking like the man. So you can't apply rules like 'if it walks like a duck, it talks like a duck' because you look like an elf but talk like a faggot. u know?

[Eslade]

sometimes when I do a lot of ketamine, a lot of times, I come here and read posts like this and I feel like I'm reading the message boards of game of thrones if it were an MMO and the people posted on it about stuff happening in game. not like if game of thrones was an MMO but if IT WAS an MMO. Like Jamie in the show is Jamie on the boards. I dunno how it works. transcontinental meditation body experiences and shit. I feel that red is really a roleplay server. but the people are really playing themselves as if they weren't themselves but rather elves and shit but yet still them selves. So like sometimes someone is talking about all this character stuff and than hes like hey ****** you're a jew and its like did that elf just call me a jew? but no it wasn't an elf it was a man playing an elf but talking like the man. So you can't apply rules like 'if it walks like a duck, it talks like a duck' because you look like an elf but talk like a faggot. u know?

http://media.giphy.com/media/c0T86SSkGhs1W/giphy.gif

[BigTB]

sometimes when I do a lot of ketamine, a lot of times, I come here and read posts like this and I feel like I'm reading the message boards of game of thrones if it were an MMO and the people posted on it about stuff happening in game. not like if game of thrones was an MMO but if IT WAS an MMO. Like Jamie in the show is Jamie on the boards. I dunno how it works. transcontinental meditation body experiences and shit. I feel that red is really a roleplay server. but the people are really playing themselves as if they weren't themselves but rather elves and shit but yet still them selves. So like sometimes someone is talking about all this character stuff and than hes like hey ****** you're a jew and its like did that elf just call me a jew? but no it wasn't an elf it was a man playing an elf but talking like the man. So you can't apply rules like 'if it walks like a duck, it talks like a duck' because you look like an elf but talk like a faggot. u know?

wow

Pras

[Slathar]

holo's 25 will slaughter any configuration any of us could put together, i could cherry pick from the rest of the server, and i still couldn't put together 25 people that are going to beat them.

no amount of compliments is going to get you an invite from either side

[GrobbGangsta]

no amount of compliments is going to get you an invite from either side

Peacock here, full disclosure I actually joined this server two years ago as part of my psychology grad school thesis

I can tell you bros with absolute certainty that the following people are utter psychopaths with serious, deep-seated personality disorders that render them incapable of functioning in society:

Tune
Agatha
Drakaris
Mostbitter
Ender
Jupe
Super Hater

In addition, Heartbrand is perhaps the textbook definition of a deranged sociopath. Usually sociopaths can be fairly dangerous but luckily for us this sociopath has a shitty Maryland law degree and is a low level tax attorney whose highest aspiration is being in the inner circle of an elf emu.

[heartbrand]

Yikes. How does it feel to know I make your salary in a month? 8)

[GrobbGangsta]

Yikes. How does it feel to know I make your salary in a month? 8)

I just showed my professor how quickly you responded to defend the intricate fantasy you have constructed for yourself

She was legitimately surprised

[heartbrand]

Love knowing I contribute more to my 401k in a weeks salary than you take home for the year. Makes me warm inside to know not only does my wealth dwarf yours in real life, but that it extends to norrath as well.

[Buhbuh]

To the OP

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AaTQAaJWW54


Fuckin siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick

[Stasis01]

Love knowing I contribute more to my 401k in a weeks salary than you take home for the year. Makes me warm inside to know not only does my wealth dwarf yours in real life, but that it extends to norrath as well.

I bet Robin Williams had money.

[Drakaris]

Peacock here, full disclosure I actually joined this server two years ago as part of my psychology grad school thesis

I can tell you bros with absolute certainty that the following people are utter psychopaths with serious, deep-seated personality disorders that render them incapable of functioning in society:

Tune
Agatha
Drakaris
Mostbitter
Ender
Jupe
Super Hater

In addition, Heartbrand is perhaps the textbook definition of a deranged sociopath. Usually sociopaths can be fairly dangerous but luckily for us this sociopath has a shitty Maryland law degree and is a low level tax attorney whose highest aspiration is being in the inner circle of an elf emu.

Wow, my names listed here? Ok, you definitely failed your grad school thesis.

Try again, maybe next time have a clue ;)

[Grimjaw]

rumor has it, some uber twink named stoic, currently in mm, has been getting pl'd by a buncha nihi for the last 20+ hrs

[Feniggles]

Peacock here, full disclosure I actually joined this server two years ago as part of my psychology grad school thesis

I can tell you bros with absolute certainty that the following people are utter psychopaths with serious, deep-seated personality disorders that render them incapable of functioning in society:

Tune
Agatha
Drakaris
Mostbitter
Ender
Jupe
Super Hater

In addition, Heartbrand is perhaps the textbook definition of a deranged sociopath. Usually sociopaths can be fairly dangerous but luckily for us this sociopath has a shitty Maryland law degree and is a low level tax attorney whose highest aspiration is being in the inner circle of an elf emu.

heartbrand makes sense now

[Smedy]

highest aspiration is being in the inner circle of an elf emu.

if even.... terp puppet mastering these *****s like taking candy from a kid that maryland law degree ain't gonna get u nowhere with these killas

he may think he is inner circle but we all know who runs that show, osama ain't dead and fungis were summoned

[heartbrand]

I bet Robin Williams had money.

Supposedly he was going broke from the multiple divorces, which forced him to do shitty movies he didn't want to do, thus pushing him over the edge.

[Smedy]

ya he was screwed by 3 wives taking so much money from him, your system in america seems retarded when it comes to marriage, why the fuck do you owe someone for the rest of your life if you had more money going into the marriage? speilberg banged some dumb broad in the 80ths too she never worked a day since, livin like a damn doctor of that shit, same with kevin federline rolls around in ferraris and he was probably as poor as abacab before banging britney spears

[fiegi 8.0]

robin williams was depressed + found out he had early onset of alzheimers

[Smedy]

i've always though alzheimers is a great way to go, you'll forget all problems, all you'll care about is the food and coffee, it sucks way more for close ones around you who see you're fading away tho

[Feniggles]

robin williams was depressed + found out he had early onset of alzheimers

parkinsons?

[fiegi 8.0]

parkinsons?

or that:o:o

[Knuckle]

Peacock here, full disclosure I actually joined this server two years ago as part of my psychology grad school thesis

I can tell you bros with absolute certainty that the following people are utter psychopaths with serious, deep-seated personality disorders that render them incapable of functioning in society:

Tune
Agatha
Drakaris
Mostbitter
Ender
Jupe
Super Hater

In addition, Heartbrand is perhaps the textbook definition of a deranged sociopath. Usually sociopaths can be fairly dangerous but luckily for us this sociopath has a shitty Maryland law degree and is a low level tax attorney whose highest aspiration is being in the inner circle of an elf emu.
Lol :o