Greetings from da Swamp

[Juntsie]

Greetings,

Juntsie extends greetings from da swamp. Me studied in Grobb for many seasons and bashed things long time ago. Got lazy and old. Now have dog and angry wife. Juntsie run around swamp and bash things while wife sleep in mornings. Shaman spells help bashing, most of the time, except when wife wake up, and Juntsie have to hide and log off. Sad.

Juntsie offer legal services for reasonable fee. It is imperative that Juntsie remind all that Trolls and Ogres face discrimination on daily basis. Ranger and Shadowknight also face such discrimination. Juntsie licensed to practice in most jurisdictions, so he offer legal advocacy and dispute resolution services for nominal, reasonable fee. Juntsie file claim against group for wrongful denial. He also provide services to raid guild when raid dispute arise. It help to have independent Troll counsel when talking with other raid guild and GM. Accept retainer up front and put in trust account, which help Juntsie buy armor, clubs, and whatnot.

Juntsie also affiliated with Grobb wetland permitting authority. It is known that swamp is protected wetland that share hydrological connection to Guk and most other Waters of Norrath. Dere is rule before GMs to make all non-Troll require permit for bashing in areas that may cause derogation to Waters of Norrath. Bash in swamp without permit already carry big penalty. Juntsie offer bash permits for nominal fee, cut out middle man, and get you best deal. Send Juntsie tell in game for more detail.

Anyhow, Juntsie like grouping with people. Healing and buffing things, and bashing with others gud time. Don't always talk like dis, just when important to preserve Ogre and Troll linguistics. Important to promote proper grammar. Juntsie will be in swamp and other newbie area enforcing permit violations and bashing.

Respectfully,

Juntsie

[burdenday]

+1 for RP server

[Juntsie]

Juntsie realize gud idea that is RP server, but hereby finds that preservation of Troll and Ogre linguistics is best effectuated on standard server. Sides, when everybody play together, dey usually benefit. Grind like robot get boring, even in group. Troll help this. Likewise, too much run around like Troll just silly. Game is about bashing, afterall.

[iruinedyourday]

+1 for RP server

+2

[mtb tripper]

juntsie need come to red swampz

[mtb tripper]

to bash tings

[Ket]

I want a beer with this man.

[Abner]

Best
Post
Evar.
:)

[Whirled]

Goog stuphz~ wud group witchoo

[Juntsie]

So, Juntsie decide to provide periodic update on adventures and status of professional service LLC.

Juntsie try to sell permits and professional services. No one want. Juntsie keep trying. Bashing go better tho. Recently remembered how to meditate. Sit down, let head get clear. Sniff swamp gas sometimes to refresh memory faster.

Juntsie now bash snakes in desert to learn new spells. Dis a valuable service to desert community and swamp cuz snake population too big and has created an adverse environmental impact to desert and swamp communities. Juntsie accepting donations for efforts to cull snake population. Put in trust. Send Juntsie tell in-game for more details.

[Abner]

hee hee this makes me want to make a Troll for some reason.

[Jimjam]

Juntsie is a great troll. I think it was Juntsie that reminded me as I passed through Innothule swamp, that as a Halfling I need to be careful as it only takes a couple of inches of water to drown.

He also promised not to eat me as gnomes have tastier toes.

Thanks for the reminder Juntsie!

[Juntsie]

Juntsie offer supplemental status update.

Swamp hunting nearly come to close, cuz remembering how to bash again. Juntsie had good adventure in swamp, and meet lots of folk. Belikwar bash with Juntsie; good Troll warrior, but he need to work on troll dialectic. Rafeeki, ogre, make fun of Juntsie and give him better club, which used to control local froglock population. Sadly, no luck at enforcing permit violations or selling professional services, but swamp so well regulated that not surprising.

A long time ago, mebbe thirteen years or so, Juntsie used to travel around and bash all sorts of big things: dragons, giants, big crystal giants, and moar. Had lots of loots. Then settled down, became licensed troll professional, got wife, and take care of damn dog. Wife so mad at Juntsy tho that he have to travel far away from Grobb, so he run toward desert.

In an effort to reduce environmental impact caused by uncontrolled snake population, Juntsie bash in desert till learn new spell. Met lots of folk hunting big giant that never there. Juntsie informed them of secret theory: speculation and conjecture that giant only spawn at night. If giant anything like Juntsie, he probably scared of wife and run away. Wife get very angry at night, especially if she catch female starting at Juntsie (which is only natural).

Then, Juntsie engage in commercial transactions in tunnel. Drive hard bargains. Lizard Savok nice enough to sell Juntsie full banded armor at steep discount. Then performed analytic calculation after equipping banded armor. Found steep decline in mood and fertility of local female population. Suspect covering natural nude troll form cause female to lapse into depression and loose hormone. Still researching.

Hunt in common land for while longer, then go bash skeletons across ocean. Maybe professional services in greater demand with lizards.

[Clark]

I want a beer with this man.

[Clark]

"New club used to control froglok population" Haha love it. Welcome to the server!

[Rawradin]

I'm ready for another supplemental status Update..