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Nirgon
08-05-2014, 01:00 PM
I was thinkin' and talkin to him bout something that dawned upon me.

Would some of you people agree to go on the Maury Povich show?

I'll go to the trouble of contacting the show and convincing them to do it but you must agree to show up.

I also understand this fine television program has a lie detector test and I'd like the community to submit the questions anonymously.

Thoughts?

Per Grandmaster Colgate, the list I would request is as follows and I quote:

Sektor, Lite, Nizzar, Elderan, Colgate, Heartbrand, Strydur, and Bulletproofx all on stage at once.

Would you go on Maury? I understand he provides generous RMT in the form of airfare, stay and some cash. Plus a free lie detector test.

I think it could finally settle things. The healing process can begin from there. Plus? Maybe every thread won't be shit up like a white trash domestic dispute once the dust settles.

Sektor
08-05-2014, 01:06 PM
pay for my air ticket and transportation and I'm down. Still waiting for Sirken or someone to interview me on the whole rmt scheme. Already got banned for it don't mind talking about it.

Tewaz
08-05-2014, 01:07 PM
Would watch.

Nirgon
08-05-2014, 01:08 PM
pay for my air ticket and transportation and I'm down. Still waiting for Sirken or someone to interview me on the whole rmt scheme. Already got banned for it don't mind talking about it.

Great start.

Heartbrand has also agreed.

I will literally do this.

Final addendum: anything admitted on the show cannot be subject to staff punishment

spigot
08-05-2014, 01:10 PM
I really hope this happens.

Rellapse40
08-05-2014, 01:51 PM
make it jerry springer so i can slap the bitches i dont like

Nirgon
08-05-2014, 01:55 PM
Pretty sure if you can do it before security breaks it up, yer goog on Maury

Would love to punch dat sasquatch Gyno in the face after his lie detector results

Rellapse40
08-05-2014, 02:01 PM
http://i.imgur.com/vRwx222.jpg

i would slap the shit out of strydur

Kergan
08-05-2014, 02:01 PM
I was thinkin' and talkin to him bout something that dawned upon me.

Would some of you people agree to go on the Maury Povich show?

I'll go to the trouble of contacting the show and convincing them to do it but you must agree to show up.

I also understand this fine television program has a lie detector test and I'd like the community to submit the questions anonymously.

Thoughts?

Per Grandmaster Colgate, the list I would request is as follows and I quote:

Sektor, Lite, Nizzar, Elderan, Colgate, Heartbrand, Strydur, and Bulletproofx all on stage at once.

Would you go on Maury? I understand he provides generous RMT in the form of airfare, stay and some cash. Plus a free lie detector test.

I think it could finally settle things. The healing process can begin from there. Plus? Maybe every thread won't be shit up like a white trash domestic dispute once the dust settles.

Oh shit did some tranny defy the odds and get pregnant and we're trying to find the father?

lolin
08-05-2014, 02:06 PM
i would slap the shit out of strydur

Yeah it's funny hearing him breath through his mouth and threaten to beat everyone up over cartoon colored animations. Especially when he calls Nizzar and the other like minded mouth breathers "soft faggots" for not running a tighter ship.

Immersion level: bulging forehead veins

Kergan
08-05-2014, 02:08 PM
Naw the bulging forehead veins are from lifting. Dude is jacked.

lolin
08-05-2014, 02:12 PM
Must be the lifting that causes him to have no control over his saliva and opened mouth breathing too

Syft 2.0
08-05-2014, 02:15 PM
Naw the bulging forehead veins are from lifting. Dude is jacked.

Sadly it's the one muscle he can't build that is the cause for all his anger.

R Flair
08-05-2014, 02:17 PM
prollapsed isnt slappin nobody

Rellapse40
08-05-2014, 02:29 PM
pussy behind an anon account

is the ultimate pussy in rl n elf sim

lawl

Nirgon
08-05-2014, 02:40 PM
All of this is the reason I'd invite people to be on that show.

100% chance of nerd brawls after lie detector results.

http://static.tumblr.com/x8l3mzs/whnl8xet1/results.png

Kergan
08-05-2014, 03:07 PM
You ARE the father!

Stasis01
08-05-2014, 03:13 PM
Willan would probably be waiting outside with his 12 gage ready to settle shit, I don't advise u agree to this Lite.

Colgate
08-05-2014, 03:14 PM
yeah i'd definitely wear a bulletproof vest no pun intended

Syft 2.0
08-05-2014, 03:19 PM
pussy behind an anon account

is the ultimate pussy in rl n elf sim

lawl

Nope that award goes to Kergan with Rick running a close second.

Cheesypoof
08-05-2014, 03:27 PM
Can we get them shocked when they tell a lie?
http://i.imgur.com/Usl4zS5.jpg

Porz
08-05-2014, 03:42 PM
This might be the best idea on these boards.

Eslade
08-05-2014, 03:46 PM
Willan would probably be waiting outside with his 12 gage ready to settle shit, I don't advise u agree to this Lite.

Don't wear your azrael t-shirts.

Sektor
08-05-2014, 03:49 PM
Can we get them shocked when they tell a lie?
http://i.imgur.com/Usl4zS5.jpg

You'd like that fgt

Zade
08-05-2014, 04:06 PM
This has already happened...


http://hw-static.worldstarhiphop.com/pics/images/tp/2vjtq2s.jpg

Nirgon
08-05-2014, 04:23 PM
Wait till the truth comes out that there was no Colgate hacks 8)

Just need a few more to confirm and I'll get you set up.

Jenni D
08-05-2014, 06:34 PM
can we get big chew involved?

Clark
08-06-2014, 03:44 AM
Would watch.

Clark
08-06-2014, 03:45 AM
This has already happened...


http://hw-static.worldstarhiphop.com/pics/images/tp/2vjtq2s.jpg

Oh God please no..

eximo
08-06-2014, 04:48 AM
If all this people Sektor, Lite, Nizzar, Elderan, Colgate, Heartbrand, Strydur, and Bulletproofx show up in one area im ganna Pay someone to ownz them all.

Sektor
08-06-2014, 06:26 AM
If all this people Sektor, Lite, Nizzar, Elderan, Colgate, Heartbrand, Strydur, and Bulletproofx show up in one area im ganna Pay someone to ownz them all.

GOT BEEF?

Nirgon
08-06-2014, 10:03 AM
Would love to punch dat sasquatch Gyno in the face