packing, dawg

[lite]

http://klaq.com/worldwide-penis-survey-heres-the-chart-were-talking-about-this-a-m/


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-40Zy4_mx6k

http://puu.sh/aD0Iz/abea6f7c7e.png

http://puu.sh/aD0Oc/17eb3097b3.png

http://puu.sh/aD0H4/971e288e4d.png

[Tassador]

this is good shit right here, don't know how accurate but at least i am above average in the US of A. not by much but i am huge in the states...

[Swish]

#42 Pakistan
#112 India

So let me get this straight... India partitions in 1947, the muslims then basically migrate and form Pakistan.

65 or so years later the average penis size between them is 2 inches different.

Something tells me the survey is crooked ;)

Prof. Swish

[Yumyums Inmahtumtums]

Bow down before my engorged, flannel member.

[Eslade]

Lol, survey should be "who knows how to use a ruler", and inverse their current list. Holy shit.

[krazyGlue]

damn i double the size of my countrys avrg

[Tassador]

well is the from the tip to the end or from the balls to the tip? are we measuring curves as well?

[Ames who?]

how did they get that north korean data tho?

[Not_Kazowi]

This thread is gayer than the furry one

[lite]

how did they get that north korean data tho?

first question I asked, pras ames.

[Greegon]

how did they get that north korean data tho?

[Greegon]

what really upsets me is russian communist pecker is ranked higher than free flopping democracy wang

list must be fascist propaganda

[heartbrand]

what really upsets me is russian communist pecker is ranked higher than free flopping democracy wang

list must be fascist propaganda

Lol

[Clark]

how did they get that north korean data tho?

Lol

[Jib]

i never believed these kinds of things. I feel like they were made by small dick rich guys to make themselves seem more avg.

I'm 7.5 myself and have been told mine is perfect or sometimes too big, never had a complaint before.

[Sektor]

I'm 10

[Mac Drettj]

http://wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net/80450F/klaq.com/files/2012/10/junk-size-4.jpg.png?zc=1&s=0&a=t&q=89&w=325

[Eslade]

I'm 10

http://assets.diylol.com/hfs/672/dae/e4d/resized/so-small-meme-generator-so-small-so-small-705a67.jpg?1360054988.jpg

[Kergan]

lol 3.8 inches in Korea...holy shit.

[R Flair]

but where does mexico fall on this list

[Bazia]

all the asian/jewish immigrants bringing our average down

glad 2 be white

[Ames who?]

Lets be honest - if you arent atleast 6 inches u got a srs problem

[mikemandella]

Maybe this was already asked, but is this hard?

[freez]

if i posted my soft dick right now






hateraid might abandon ship

[Labanen]

Denmark #23
Sweden #56

List looks legit to me...

[Wawaka]

Iceland and Denmark biggest white dicks around

[Tradesonred]

Like a monkey in a zoo, youre half a gorilla too!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0bBb-c6IpEE

[Super Hater]

Sense a lot of small peckers around here.

[Mac Drettj]

Sense a lot of small peckers around here.

http://wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net/80450F/klaq.com/files/2012/10/junk-size-4.jpg.png?zc=1&s=0&a=t&q=89&w=325

[Not_Kazowi]

Talking about dick sizes on elf adventure forums. Cool story

[Kergan]

3.8" hard...man what is that like 1.5" soft? Can koreans even pee standing up?

[Super Hater]

Talking about dick sizes on elf adventure forums. Cool story

[Agatha]

probably one of the better posts lite has made.

[Eslade]

Sense a lot of small peckers around here.

Coming from the guy that posts shit like unopened Magnum boxes every other post...
no room to talk? (http://www.project1999.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1561665&postcount=77)

[Super Hater]

Coming from the guy that posts shit like unopened Magnum boxes every other post...
no room to talk? (http://www.project1999.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1561665&postcount=77)

Twice means every other post I guess. Gotta love your exaggerations. Did that to make you mad which I was successful in doing.

Posting a rustle pic and having a discussion about the dicks of the world with a room full of 100 dudes isn't even in the same ballpark. Shit ain't even the same sport, ya fuckin meat gazer.

[Tradesonred]

Twice means every other post I guess. Gotta love your exaggerations. Did that to make you mad which I was successful in doing.

Posting a rustle pic and having a discussion about the dicks of the world with a room full of 100 dudes isn't even in the same ballpark. Shit ain't even the same sport, ya fuckin meat gazer.

Its on, cockmonger

[lite]

http://puu.sh/aEvuS/ca3ec79669.jpg

Step your game up, box pals.

[Sektor]

http://puu.sh/aEvuS/ca3ec79669.jpg

Step your game up, box pals.

fag

[Mac Drettj]

i remember when i was a teenager buying condoms too

also remember my first beer

[lite]

fag

http://www.karenmaezenmiller.com/wp-content/uploads/Crying_is_okay_here-300x225.jpg

[Jib]

retti is was 34 now and hasnt gotten laid since he was a teenager. prob paid for it too.

[Super Hater]

i remember when i was a teenager buying condoms too

also remember my first beer

I highly doubt you even got pussy in high school. Only the alphas, and high school sweethearts were smashin pussy back then. You had a dried up Durex in your velcro wallet while playing 80 hours of EQ a week and playing the fucking clarinet every morning for your zero period.

Juggling club faggot.

[heartbrand]

Wow, lot of anger in that post.

[Mac Drettj]

I highly doubt you even got pussy in high school. Only the alphas, and high school sweethearts were smashin pussy back then. You had a dried up Durex in your velcro wallet while playing 80 hours of EQ a week and playing the fucking clarinet every morning for your zero period.

Juggling club faggot.

hes mad because phillipines are bottom 5 of world penis sizes

[Super Hater]

hes mad because phillipines are bottom 5 of world penis sizes

Just because I make fun of you don't mean I'm mad. And wtf does the Phillipines have to do with me? Get my ethnicity right before trying to insult me using it like you always do.


Mad.

[Kergan]

Are you german?

[Cheesypoof]

Magnum the #1 preferred condom for gay men.

[Kergan]

Why?

[Super Hater]

Magnum the #1 preferred condom for gay men.

Cause that's what he puts on his boyfriends with his mouth.

[Cheesypoof]

Oh shit forgot u use magnum on your tranvestite BF hater.. I Guess they are the #1 condoms for transvestites too!

[Kergan]

Yikes getting ugly in here.

[Super Hater]

Oh shit forgot u use magnum on your tranvestite BF hater.. I Guess they are the #1 condoms for transvestites too!

Durex angry.

[Mac Drettj]

Just because I make fun of you don't mean I'm mad. And wtf does the Phillipines have to do with me? Get my ethnicity right before trying to insult me using it like you always do.


Mad.

100% filipino = 4.27

http://wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net/80450F/klaq.com/files/2012/10/junk-size-4.jpg.png?zc=1&s=0&a=t&q=89&w=325

[Tradesonred]

http://global3.memecdn.com/childish_o_1113278.jpg

[Super Hater]

Its on, cockmonger

Then you return hours later with this? Please retire from comedy. Just isn't your thing...

[Tradesonred]

Then you return hours later with this? Please retire from comedy. Just isn't your thing...

Mess with the best, die like the rest

[Tradesonred]

https://i0.wp.com/cdn.themetapicture.com/media/funny-gif-wrestler-eyes.gif

[Tradesonred]

I throw jabs at you guys inadequate manhoods, with no underlying issues i fail to grasp

[Super Hater]

triple rage post. almost took you 10min for the entire response.

Star wars.
no humor.
no vagina.



Star wars.

[Tradesonred]

Im not a chicken, youre a turkey

[Sektor]

hateraid I will pray for your small weiner.

[Mac Drettj]

lol

[Tradesonred]

hateraid I will pray for your small weiner.

[Tradesonred]

Like, its really, really small hater

[Eslade]

What I imagine Hater does with his magnums,
http://thehairpin.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/sRFUV.jpeg

[freez]

my cock is huge


gave my national average a .5

[Smedy]

this thread is major lol

[Super Hater]

R99 average seems low. I feel bad for the ones born with little peckers. Sticks with you your whole life. I couldn't imagine how much that would suck. You guys can't even piss with an alpha male like me in the same public restroom.

Yall be actin like you just washin your hands and shit. Dont even hear your piss hit the porcelain cause you scared to piss. Stage fright nerds.

[freez]

Yall be actin like you just washin your hands and shit. Dont even hear your piss hit the porcelain cause you scared to piss. Stage fright nerds.



u sound mad







yeh def mad lil wang

[freez]

R99 average seems low. I was born with a little pecker. Sticks with you your whole life.

http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/1e/1e5ad82b251e638d0033230dbb224c0f795e475bc679d205de 6fd5628cf7a521.jpg

[Varren]

Apparently it has a lot to do with how many fresh vegetables you eat while growing up.

[quido]

ya I'm sure the retarded asian guy acts like this because he has a big dick, lol - you've shown us a picture of everything else in your life, may as well take it as far as a dick pic bro

[Tradesonred]

Yeah screenshot or didnt happen

[Super Hater]

ya I'm sure the retarded asian guy acts like this because he has a big dick, lol - you've shown us a picture of everything else in your life, may as well take it as far as a dick pic bro

Nice way to finish off the dick thread by slyly asking to see my dick again.

On my nuts everyday.
Acts like he hates me.
Asks to see my dick on multiple occasions.

Might have to ask yourself some questions when you're constantly talking about another man's muscles and dick.

[Sektor]

Little asian brags about how big his little pecker is, thank god I'm Italian.

p.s. show us proof that you really use magums and everyone will shut up. Whip out your cock and send a pic.

[Super Hater]

Little asian brags about how big his little pecker is, thank god I'm Italian.

p.s. show us proof that you really use magums and everyone will shut up. Whip out your cock and send a pic.

The fact you guys think it's something super special and rare to rock magnums says a lot. =/


I already won this battle...

[gunner]

http://i841.photobucket.com/albums/zz335/gunnr80/012709_african_tribal_bugge_zpscda3a35b.jpg

[Eslade]

The fact you guys think it's something super special and rare to rock magnums says a lot. =/


I already won this battle...

You didn't win anything except the server joke award.
Toxic personality,
Posts pictures nobody cares about,
Probably has about 5 people in the server willing to group with him,
Every Magnum condom picture you've taken has unopened boxes and no female present.



Server joke dude, just face it.

[Super Hater]

You didn't win anything except the server joke award.
Toxic personality,
Posts pictures nobody cares about,
Probably has about 5 people in the server willing to group with him,
Every Magnum condom picture you've taken has unopened boxes and no female present.



Server joke dude, just face it.

So do you often just make shit up when you get really upset? Seems like a trend on this server.

[Eslade]

So do you often just make shit up when you get really upset? Seems like a trend on this server.

Prove me wrong.

[Super Hater]

Prove me wrong.

No. U.

[Cheesypoof]

I think I figured out haters mutant super power.

He has the super human ability to ruin every thread he makes a post in.

[Not_Kazowi]

Lite posting photos of himself makes me cringe. Sorry

[Tradesonred]

I dunno, Lite sorta won something with me by posting it lol

its like yea im brown, wut, with half the pop being dumb racist hicks

[lite]

pretty sure most of red are big dick brownies

[Tradesonred]

Highly doubt that

[Tradesonred]

Yo lite you got some killer ceviche / salsa recipes from grandma or something, im going north to my grandmas 90th birthday, im makin an entry of corn chips and dips

[lite]

naw, hate to disappoint.

[R Flair]

lite spends his pesos on bean dip

cheaper naw mean

[Mac Drettj]

Nice way to finish off the dick thread by slyly asking to see my dick again.

On my nuts everyday.
Acts like he hates me.
Asks to see my dick on multiple occasions.

Might have to ask yourself some questions when you're constantly talking about another man's muscles and dick.

Would you say that your on the Singapore side or the Korean side of the scale? For science purposes.

http://wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net/80450F/klaq.com/files/2012/10/junk-size-4.jpg.png?zc=1&s=0&a=t&q=89&w=325

[Super Hater]

Yo lite you got some killer ceviche / salsa recipes from grandma or something, im going north to my grandmas 90th birthday, im makin an entry of corn chips and dips

http://31.media.tumblr.com/694fdb1b2a4a7a6e8c2a36e9a44b0194/tumblr_n08c7gNw691szzka4o1_400.gif

[Tradesonred]

Yea i dont just eat hot-dogs, grilled cheese, and whatever my girlfriend cooks, wut

[Super Hater]

Yea i dont just eat hot-dogs, grilled cheese, and whatever my girlfriend cooks, wut

http://31.media.tumblr.com/694fdb1b2a4a7a6e8c2a36e9a44b0194/tumblr_n08c7gNw691szzka4o1_400.gif

[Pudge]

who uses condoms? once the ladies see what i got all they say is "Please Pudge, just give it to me"

http://i.imgur.com/lSiF8TR.png


(yes, that is me lying down on a pillowy bed in VP. ready to get jumped by your girl)

[Kergan]

So either you're referring to the size of your in-game avatars penis or people call you Pudge irl.

Both bad things.

[lite]

who uses condoms? once the ladies see what i got all they say is "Please Pudge, just give it to me"

http://i.imgur.com/lSiF8TR.png


(yes, that is me lying down on a pillowy bed in VP. ready to get jumped by your girl)

HEY hit me up in TS