Nude beach blowjob jetski fight results in death

[Sirken]

/facepalm

http://youtu.be/s5_hOoBVtIM?list=PLHcsGizlfLMWpSg7i0b9wnUyEZWI-25N3



anyone want to guess which crazy state this happened in?

[Rhambuk]

must be florida

[Danyelle]

I haven't watch Philip Defranco in years...holy shit.

And yeah Florida. lol

[loramin]

The radio morning show in my area used to do a bit where they'd read some crazy story and then make a caller guess whether it happened in Florida, Louisiana, or some other state (I forget which).

The correct answer (at least whenever I listened) was ALWAYS Florida.

[LulzSect]

http://www.fabbione.net/Futurama-Farnsworth-IDontWantToLiveOnThisPlanetAnymore.png

[Pheer]

just the way he talks annoys the shit out of me for some reason

[|3igHurb]

its the hair and hipster soul-less ego mania

[Rhambuk]

just the way he talks annoys the shit out of me for some reason

its the hair and hipster soul-less ego mania

yeah I watched this guy for about a minute before I had enough.

[murrpau]

Same- all the millenial "youtube/vine famous" just dont do it for me. They're all like that one kid in r&f who doesn't play on p99 but keeps posting bait. I tried to find the gawker article he referenced in the first place but couldn't so I read the whole thing on bodybuildingforums. Short version for those of us who don't want to listen to some weenus yap about "ewwww myyy gawwwwd what is wrong with peeeople":
-nude beach lots of alcohol
-woman sees her husband smoking pole
-they get on a sea-doo together
-she starts a fight
-he has to prove what a man he is so he throws her off the jetski
-4 times
-she hits her head on the 4th so when he offers to help her get on a 5th time, in a rare moment of clarity, she declines
-later, bitch! He leaves her stranded on a sandbar naked with a lifejacket on
-she swims back to shore and dies 4 days later
https://c1.staticflickr.com/5/4144/5193118841_47ecbfe4a3_z.jpg

[Rhambuk]

-nude beach lots of alcohol
-woman sees her husband smoking pole
-they get on a sea-doo together
-she starts a fight
-he has to prove what a man he is so he throws her off the jetski
-4 times
-she hits her head on the 4th so when he offers to help her get on a 5th time, in a rare moment of clarity, she declines
-later, bitch! He leaves her stranded on a sandbar naked with a lifejacket on
-she swims back to shore and dies 4 days later


Thanks!

[Swish]

yeah I watched this guy for about a minute before I had enough.

Part of the YouTube mantra. To be successful you have to be annoying as fuck :p

[Orruar]

yeah I watched this guy for about a minute before I had enough.

I could only stand about 35 seconds.

[Gaffin 7.0]

kinda sounds like sirken, that you bro?

[Brynnag]

I cant watch youtube at work, its blocked :(

[Hailto]

Just lost a little respect for Sirken for watching Phillip Defranco

[Sirken]

Just lost a little respect for Sirken for watching Phillip Defranco

i didnt even realize that was a thing, but all you pals act like you wouldnt click on a video titled - "Nude beach blowjob jetski fight results in death"

and if u really wouldn't, then i'm ashamed of you

[Bardalicious]

The radio morning show in my area used to do a bit where they'd read some crazy story and then make a caller guess whether it happened in Florida, Louisiana, or some other state (I forget which).

The correct answer (at least whenever I listened) was ALWAYS Florida.

Do you happen to live in North Carolina? Lol.

[Tuffpuppy]

Same- all the millenial "youtube/vine famous" just dont do it for me. They're all like that one kid in r&f who doesn't play on p99 but keeps posting bait. I tried to find the gawker article he referenced in the first place but couldn't so I read the whole thing on bodybuildingforums. Short version for those of us who don't want to listen to some weenus yap about "ewwww myyy gawwwwd what is wrong with peeeople":
-nude beach lots of alcohol
-woman sees her husband smoking pole
-they get on a sea-doo together
-she starts a fight
-he has to prove what a man he is so he throws her off the jetski
-4 times
-she hits her head on the 4th so when he offers to help her get on a 5th time, in a rare moment of clarity, she declines
-later, bitch! He leaves her stranded on a sandbar naked with a lifejacket on
-she swims back to shore and dies 4 days later
https://c1.staticflickr.com/5/4144/5193118841_47ecbfe4a3_z.jpg

Who gets back onto a jetski that many times after being intentionally thrown off of it haha

[|3igHurb]

i didnt even realize that was a thing, but all you pals act like you wouldnt click on a video titled - "Nude beach blowjob jetski fight results in death"

and if u really wouldn't, then i'm ashamed of you

sorry there might be a dick

http://i59.tinypic.com/rwry1z.jpg

[Tacitus]

sorry there might be a dick

http://i59.tinypic.com/rwry1z.jpg

what the fuck

[Sidelle]

sorry there might be a dick

http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/500x/43341849.jpg

[|3igHurb]

its susvains dick