Mostbitter's best moments

[Tradesonred]

- The 4am batphones to soldiers in afghanistan

- After getting rolled on a fungi by guildies, i decide against my best judgement to group with Maximilien again at the fungi camp. Fungi drops, he logs off right away, comes back and claims some sort of bug happenned when his ISP dropped and the fungi isnt in his inventory anymore. I never cared enough to bring it up but now that my only fun is forumquesting...

Share your best mostbitter stories

[Rellapse40]

Your best moments

grown man crying on elf forums and in game over a fungi tunic


LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO LOLOLOL

[Eslade]

Pity reply.

[Tradesonred]

Pras

[Deathwed]

Madude,Krazy and I we kill King Tranix.. He roll up with 3 other people ( we where all from the same guild ) and ask hey can they roll on the crown too.... I said no gtfo here nub he started to attack me and krazy kill his ass and QQ for a long time before he group with me ( I know that jew ass only group with me cuz I farm hella lot of xp and items )

[Tradesonred]

He did the same thing to us in SolB, he trained the efreeti camp after we told him we were fine, we didnt want any more members (In fact we didnt want him around and pull off that ISP drop stunt again while we were doing a NBG efreeti boots group)

[Gaffin 7.0]

"i will ks your mobs all day long everyday until you deguild Red Dawn"

[Tradesonred]

That time everyone in the group had to repeatedly tell Maximilien to stop insta looting all the gems at the bug camp, and group died because Max couldnt stop himself from doing it and our 2 healer PUGuys left in disgust.

[Tassador]

lol elf drama is so much funnier than your usual drek.

[Tradesonred]

What drama, we want juicy stories about max cuz hes such a swell guy

[Deathwed]

ya max show use his little penis before hahaha he stuck it into a pizza over in pizza hut and he got burn or some infection

[mostbitter]

MAX POOPED THE BED, TWICE THAT FCKIN SCUM

[Tradesonred]

MAX POOPED THE BED, TWICE THAT FCKIN SCUM

Dont lie, max is such a swell, no bullshit person

[Tradesonred]

Hes like an open book, not an ounce of two-face lying in him

[iiNGloriouS]

Put my # on craigslist, got 400 texts and 45 phone calls in about 20 minutes. Was good fun.

[Pudge]

i herd heartbrand filed suit against him for cyberstalking/harassing with the batphone numbers. never heard the conclusion to that story

[Rellapse40]

fartbrand didnt do shit but talk shit

[Super Hater]

- The 4am batphones to soldiers in afghanistan


Aaaahahahahahahaha!

[Bazia]

When in Azrael we had an ENC named "Lookout" (Formerly Natural <Nihilum>) that constantly complained in /gu about how he had been camping NoS in Dalnir and had no luck getting it in order to justify cockblocking the rest of the guild from camping it for like 5 days straight.

Tunak went and saw that he had tons of them corpsed all around the camp area and proceeded to kill him, then when Lookout raged in guild everyone put him on ignore and I think he was booted shortly after.

[mostbitter]

fuck ya i did that too

[mostbitter]

I think the best part of this thread is that ecoli felt like HE could ruin my reputation somehow hahah

[mostbitter]

Maximilien formerly known as tunak tunakton once deleted another persons character after stripping it.

[mostbitter]

Maximilien once took a two week suspension for shit talking Sirken in ooc CUS HE AINT GOT TIME FOR THAT

[mostbitter]

Maximilien fought a necro in unrest, he let his pet aggro a bunch of shit cus he wasn't paying attention and some innocent noobs died, Amelinda jumped down his throat about it a couple hours later and he told her she could fucking follow him around if she really thought he was routinely training people and she needed to do something about it

[mostbitter]

Maximilien just smoked weed during his break and is about to drive himself back to work.

[mostbitter]

Once upon a time Maximilien griefed unrest so hard he got a special mention in the stream by the staff when they mentioned the "ks" portion of the PnP.

[derpcake]

Heptapost.

Calm state of mind for sure.

[Tradesonred]

Yeah i guess pretty much everyone knows what kind of scumbag you are already, it has entertainment value though

[HippoNipple]

"i will ks your mobs all day long everyday until you deguild Red Dawn"

This I can get behind and Red Dawn was my favorite guild to be in so far. Sounds like a dedicated soldier I would want doing my bidding.

[Tassador]

Lol the meltdown over fungis and the constant bitching if max is over 13 years old he has to have probs.

[mostbitter]

one time, i didnt even give a fuck

[derpcake]

I think the best part of this thread is that ecoli felt like HE could ruin my reputation somehow hahah

True that, judging from this thread you've bottomed it out yourself long ago.

Guess its just a matter of time until your guilds finds someone less annoying and replaces you. Can't blame them, on the contrary I wonder why they have you.

[Eslade]

True that, judging from this thread you've bottomed it out yourself long ago.

Guess its just a matter of time until your guilds finds someone less annoying and replaces you. Can't blame them, on the contrary I wonder why they have you.

Lol, you have to do a lot of shit to get kicked out of nihilum. And even then, 3 cloaks of flames buys your way back in.

[HippoNipple]

Lol, you have to do a lot of shit to get kicked out of nihilum. And even then, 3 cloaks of flames buys your way back in.

And the saddest part is Nihilum is currently the hardest active guild to get into.

[Eslade]

And the saddest part is Nihilum is currently the hardest active guild to get into.

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[mostbitter]

yall getting off topic this threads about how shitty i am

[Kergan]

What are the requirements to get into Hokuten?

[mostbitter]

you gotta ask?

[Not Salem]

I hear Antarctica The Polymorphess is a tough guild to get in

[iiNGloriouS]

I hear Antarctica The Polymorphess is a tough guild to get in

I believe that. I can't even get in and I log in to buff all the time.

[derpcake]

What are the requirements to get into Hokuten?

Megadeth was removed, bitterdude is way worse then him.

[Tradesonred]

The funny part here is i made all the anecdotes up beside the spamming soldiers in afghanistan at 4am one, after giving up trying to talk with max because thats what he does, he makes shit up to try make you look bad to cover his ass.

So he probably doesnt even remember half the shit hes done and the shit im making up is probably half as bad if that, as some of the things he actually did.

[mtb tripper]

The word "Hypothalamus" grows legs with tube socks and generic sneakers, eventually evolving over a time-span of 10 years to look like more like a part of the human species, closely resembling Rick Moranis. Runs down to the liquor store, finds out liquor store is closed, goes home, sleeps, wakes up, snorts a line of allergy medication, bangs his 49 year old 8th cousin, goes to sleep. Wakes up, reads a book about the scientific basis of emotions, specifically fear, goes to sleep. Wakes up Sunday morning, goes to church, shoots himself.