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Not Salem
06-26-2014, 12:04 AM
Crucified for Teeks's sins as a shitty player

http://i.imgur.com/DmaHClr.png

When the Savior comes again, He will come in power and glory to claim the earth as His kingdom. His Second Coming will mark the beginning of the Millennium. The Second Coming will be a fearful, mournful time for the wicked, but it will be a day of peace for the righteous.

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By the power of Sirken invested into him, he shall return to the peak bearing 8 inventory slots of golem wands on the day of dragons. At midnight he will make his presence known with this hiss of fizz escaping a fresh 2 liter of mountain dew. Through nothing but sheer right clicks the Nihilum horde will be held at bay till' sunlight, at which point standing lathered in a film of greese and nacho cheese he will stand in the peak accompanied by none other then his fellow dragons...

... Silverwing
... Hoshkar
... Xygoz
... Nexona
... Druushk
... Phara Dar

And at this time, he will muster the last of his energy to climb up from his basement stronghold, and into his moms backyard, attempting to lift his leg-sized arms he will throw his head back and yell at the top of his lungs..

EL PRESIDENTE

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http://i.imgur.com/pICmLoU.png

repent now sinners

Mac Drettj
06-26-2014, 12:11 AM
summary?

Colgate
06-26-2014, 12:13 AM
KAW

R Flair
06-26-2014, 12:20 AM
3/10

Youlath
06-26-2014, 01:15 AM
http://www.nearestdukaan.com/images/dukaan_upload/products/4bc042e86708067271aa865c11830265.jpg


timtebow is against the policy, and now your sad cause you got banned for ghosting and the staff wouldnt undo it. people like u are scumbags and im glad youre banned.


just a reminder of how GMs operate on this amazing box

iiNGloriouS
06-26-2014, 01:25 AM
just a reminder of how GMs operate on this amazing box

heartbrand
06-26-2014, 01:30 AM
summary?

Not_Kazowi
06-26-2014, 09:26 AM
summary?

Unemployed stay at home sons devoting their lives to eqemu

Kergan
06-26-2014, 10:53 AM
Or maybe the one week suspension was just up?

raka
06-26-2014, 11:02 AM
thanks for Lithiuum, Salem.

Pras giving away chars.

Pudge
06-26-2014, 11:14 AM
He is risen?

Mac Drettj
06-26-2014, 11:36 AM
I like the part where u all flame sirken and rub it in his face even though he let's you break all the rules

LulzSect
06-26-2014, 11:58 AM
i like the part where you cried like a beta faggot in TeamSpeak no less over a woman fatter than you

l o l

Rellapse40
06-26-2014, 11:58 AM
l o l

Not Salem
07-01-2014, 12:47 PM
Slept through my 5am alarm clock and brought a single wand with 1 charge because no one could log on to give me more, sorry pals, next time :p:confused::p:confused:

Kergan
07-01-2014, 01:26 PM
You don't got what it takes bro.

mtb tripper
07-02-2014, 06:03 AM
He is risen?