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abacab-bansdontwork
06-15-2014, 03:13 AM
Dies in one flurry, can't handle PoP PvP.

http://i.imgur.com/0D9XpxO.jpg

abacab-bansdontwork
06-15-2014, 04:13 AM
You made a guy name Syft just to kill on your private server...

That's....so....sad!

http://www.gifsforum.com/images/gif/wtf/grand/wtf-eccbc87e4b5ce2fe28308fd9f2a7baf3-2523.gif

You ain't gotta lie dawg.

abacab-bansdontwork
06-15-2014, 04:26 AM
http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/Dwight-Schrute-Laughing.gif

But seriously you need some help, I've had pyscho-ex's less creepy than you

Yeah dawg.

http://i.imgur.com/md7BO1o.jpg

abacab-bansdontwork
06-15-2014, 04:28 AM
Big Syft comes on FV, talks dat smack, gets wrecked, lies about it, even though his IP is logged from when he logged on.

It's cool bro, you obviously can't handle PvP mechanics when elements outside root and shoot are added in.

abacab-bansdontwork
06-15-2014, 04:30 AM
Should log in again, will stream it this time.

abacab-bansdontwork
06-15-2014, 05:14 AM
LOL maybe somebody would believe you if I didn't try to cast 6 fetters lmfao.

Seriously if you want to convince people it's me, then have my doppelganger play better!

And you resist Lure on your POS server!

http://img.pandawhale.com/post-33195-Jon-Snow-laughing-gif-Imgur-85HI.gif

Lure only -175 resist check bro.

Pretty easy to resist when you have 400 CR, you're smoking rocks if you're gonna ball on a time geared warrior as a wizard; you'll OOM before you take a significant chunk out of the 10K HP pool; at 6k mana if that manaburn isn't a crit it's over.

You tried to fetter me, cause that RUN III SJ 2 is faster than jboots; was up in your shit the whole fight.

abacab-bansdontwork
06-15-2014, 05:22 AM
The highest level you've ever attained on Zek was a 50-something wizard, with no AA's yet you're trying to launch lures at a 400+ resists and +18% spellshield, that has 10kish HP

Yeah dawg, that's effective; you didn't even pull out your familiar or xuzl swords.

abacab-bansdontwork
06-15-2014, 05:24 AM
Feel free to try another class tho, grab up that EP gear, will still wreck you cause you have no clue how to manage abilities.

abacab-bansdontwork
06-15-2014, 05:40 AM
LOL I don't cast Fetter in PVP ever! Would never play on your garbage server!

And your coding is shit because lure is supposed to be -300 you fucking retard!

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-NmAlH5KZfoY/UQqHBvUyJLI/AAAAAAAAAhM/h4Yg9ah7_WM/s1600/fail.gif

I resisted maybe 2 lures? The rest got me down to 65% before OOM, but yeah lets see...

500 buffed CR - 300 resist check = 200 CR + 18% shielding, so even with my 400 CR I'm still rocking near 100 CR and the spell shielding; wouldn't have mattered anyway cause my HP pool was double your maximum damage output sans MB crits.

shit it could be -400 and still would clock resists, fetter is also 75M while PE is 100M, but that doesn't even matter because Wizards on that build had PE removed so you're stuck with what Fetter and Root?

Not my fault you didn't use your Ancient: line

abacab-bansdontwork
06-15-2014, 05:43 AM
Also, what level 65 wizard with pre-config'd 400 AA's uses lure in the first place, also who rolls a wizard to fight time geared warriors that have head bash combat ability?

abacab-bansdontwork
06-15-2014, 05:47 AM
But like I said, you're free to come and try again with something a bit more viable than using a caster in an era where they were utterly useless.

abacab-bansdontwork
06-15-2014, 06:00 AM
You posted a screenshot of your resists you fucking idiot your cold was 323!

HAHAHAHA!

and you expect people to believe I forgot how to yonder on a wizard and ran around trying to fetter someone till I died LMFAO!

http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--yf9hMUmy--/j1hioutgechijqgte8kq.gif

Yeah dawg cause you're def gonna yonder, when it's MQ usable on my server and I can just /stick.

abacab-bansdontwork
06-15-2014, 06:03 AM
Hurr durr cause weapon swap isn't in big Syft, and I don't bandolier the 2hder out for 1hders with more +resists or anything like that.

abacab-bansdontwork
06-15-2014, 06:06 AM
You're so clueless dawg on post-velious PvP; no wonder your nerd ass never got past level 55.

abacab-bansdontwork
06-15-2014, 06:10 AM
The only player that would be stupid enough to try and chain root a warrior and not even yonder to escape is YOU!

You can't Yonder with /stick command, you're so retarded.

abacab-bansdontwork
06-15-2014, 06:12 AM
Even if you tried to cast yonder I can tell what you're casting cause it shows up as (yonder) and all I have to do is press head bash, 6 sec cool down 4 sec non-resistable stun at a 50 yrd range.

You're not getting away from me at all, I can chain that in 2 second intervals between spell casts; you're literally locked down if you attempt to escape.

Again you'd know this if you played beyond 2002.

abacab-bansdontwork
06-15-2014, 06:29 AM
Do you even understand what yonder is lol because not even a bard could get right back on a wizard with /stick lol seriously bro your making yourself look like an idiot!

And I would never play POP era if I wanted to be gay I'd go play WoW, nor would I ever play on a server that allowed MQ and ShowEq use.

Have you ever used /stick? Half of Darkenbane did I'd assume you'd know, you can yonder all you want you're not breaking through stick, and you're not getting it off through head crush spam.

So da fuk you even talking about?

abacab-bansdontwork
06-15-2014, 06:32 AM
and ofc you wouldn't play WoW I'd slaughter you just like the poor people in this BG

http://www.twitch.tv/abacabbro/c/4466396

abacab-bansdontwork
06-15-2014, 07:02 AM
Difference between you and I big Syft, is you screenshot nuking down low geared players; while big Cab will only go against the best

as seen here: http://www.twitch.tv/abacabbro/c/4467040

abacab-bansdontwork
06-15-2014, 07:13 AM
But naw dog, the reason why I don't like you is because you're PK garbage, preying on targets that are conveniently easy for you just like DB did on SZ; when I was playing Sargh, every single Darkenbane encounter involved gank squads, OOR healers, xteaming whatever it took to get that kill on a player half your collective level.

But what were you supposed to do? You couldn't scratch any of the top guilds, you could poach their playerbase in 6v1's rolling around Maiden's Eye, but not once did you even contest something as simple as Faydedar.

Then when you all whined and shipped out to World of Warcraft, the entire guild was a joke on the retail servers, as they got their collective shit pushed in when Arena went live... but then again season gear made things equal, and you hated that didn't you?

abacab-bansdontwork
06-15-2014, 07:15 AM
but look at you faggot, thinking I'm made cause you killed my red99 throw away rogue, nah nerd I hate your shit hack-fest guild, that thought they were ballin' because they were all about the PvP flexing on lowbies in crushbone; when you couldn't even make the cut for Vindictive.

thugcruncher
06-15-2014, 07:17 AM
got prof?

Red_Psyphon
06-15-2014, 09:25 AM
Alright can't you guys see...You're in love with each other??

Drakaris
06-15-2014, 10:12 AM
but look at you faggot, thinking I'm made cause you killed my red99 throw away rogue, nah nerd I hate your shit hack-fest guild, that thought they were ballin' because they were all about the PvP flexing on lowbies in crushbone; when you couldn't even make the cut for Vindictive.

Wow syft is garbage, didn't realise he was rejected from vindictive. I was in ruin and vindictive back in the day!!

He harps on me surviving against me when he catches me afk at my bind point and I outplay him at 4% hp forcing him to gate.

Thanks for putting the trash in its place big abacab!!

Nirgon
06-15-2014, 11:07 AM
Gj cab

Tassador
06-15-2014, 11:43 AM
Wow those stats are ridiculous so glad I quit after velious on live.

LostCause
06-15-2014, 12:10 PM
what do you expect its PoP lol

Super Hater
06-15-2014, 01:35 PM
But naw dog, the reason why I don't like you is because you're PK garbage, preying on targets that are conveniently easy for you just like DB did on SZ; when I was playing Sargh, every single Darkenbane encounter involved gank squads, OOR healers, xteaming whatever it took to get that kill on a player half your collective level.

But what were you supposed to do? You couldn't scratch any of the top guilds, you could poach their playerbase in 6v1's rolling around Maiden's Eye, but not once did you even contest something as simple as Faydedar.

Then when you all whined and shipped out to World of Warcraft, the entire guild was a joke on the retail servers, as they got their collective shit pushed in when Arena went live... but then again season gear made things equal, and you hated that didn't you?


https://img.4plebs.org/boards/x/image/1394/91/1394915129367.jpg

Drakaris
06-15-2014, 04:21 PM
Rejected from Vindictive LMFAO! I was a Newt you fucking idiot, I spent 90% of my online time fighting Vindictive and Hate. I solo killed just about every member of both those guilds. Including Kirban and Nizzar.

I attack everyone in my range, red, yellow, and blue. Ya wanna believe I only kill people lower lvl then me because I pushed your shit in, go right ahead!

and I never used ShowEQ, MQ or any hack. I didn't kill you because I was lower lvl then me, I killed you because I'm a much better player than you. The result would have been the same no matter what class you choose or what lvl you were.

http://sd.keepcalm-o-matic.co.uk/i/keep-calm-real-*****s-do-real-things-1.png

Ever heard of cross teaming faggot? I'm sure a faggot like you had a character on both factions.

I'm sure kirban had 10x as many kills on you lol

Buhbuh
06-15-2014, 04:37 PM
does syft ever post without pictures?

Drakaris
06-15-2014, 05:11 PM
Noah just Newt and I had a 2v1 on him and 1v1 he had a 6v1 on me and a 12 v1 lol

It's sad when a guy claims pvp glory when he was a non factor 15 years ago. What's changes? Not much guy is still a non factor. Turns down them 1v1 challenges and hides behind the afk kill he "almost" got but was outplayed in the end.

abacab-bansdontwork
06-15-2014, 06:04 PM
It's sad when a guy claims pvp glory when he was a non factor 15 years ago. What's changes? Not much guy is still a non factor. Turns down them 1v1 challenges and hides behind the afk kill he "almost" got but was outplayed in the end.

In the time I played Sargh I never heard of Syft, though I do remember many Darkenbane members porting up to Katta and Z-axis exploiting and running SEQ to snipe people trying to zone through.

Never forget Syft, never forget

http://www.angelfire.com/rebellion2/dbdirt/seqthread1.html

abacab-bansdontwork
06-15-2014, 06:08 PM
Y'all were memory editing, and laughing at all my BC/BP pals because we went to legends server to grab up some gear, to ball in VT with the big dawgs.

Mac Drettj
06-15-2014, 06:20 PM
looks like syft casted fetter 15 times and then died

effective

Drakaris
06-15-2014, 08:11 PM
LOL I'll continue to smack ya'll around in game, just like ya'll will continue to cry about it on forums.

The success of true PvP'er is measured by the amount of hate he inspires, and it seems I'm at super star status!

So you finally admit to being outplayed. It's ok the first step towards rehabilitation is acceptance.

Bardalicious
06-15-2014, 08:39 PM
The success of true PvP'er is measured by the amount of hate he inspires, and it seems I'm at super star status!

Would you go so far as to say you're at super... hater... status? :o

Littlegyno 11.0
06-15-2014, 08:40 PM
LOL I'll continue to smack ya'll around in game, just like ya'll will continue to cry about it on forums.

The success of true PvP'er is measured by the amount of hate he inspires, and it seems I'm at super star status!

kek

Super Hater
06-15-2014, 09:50 PM
Would you go so far as to say you're at super... hater... status? :o

Fat boy still thinks about me at the most random moments. Weird...

abacab-bansdontwork
06-16-2014, 12:11 AM
This statement alone proves how successful of a guild Darkenbane was...15 years later and butt still hurts like yesterday!

http://static.gamespot.com/uploads/original/1512/15127450/2455038-1031232792-tumbl.gif

Why would I be butt hurt?

When I've locked DB out of content, you talking to Sargh ******, you scrubs would send me tells evil/good/neut to tank your shitty classic content, cause you couldn't mobilize or get coordinated enough to keep Soundd off your shit.

My anger stems from clearing shit for VT keys, and your crew of retarded couldn't be bothered to key up the newts because too busy fucking with level 30's in DSP, so yeah bro grats on giving Hate those sweet +125 HP aten items.

abacab-bansdontwork
06-16-2014, 12:17 AM
Darkenbane should've just been honest, "We're not a serious PvP guild, we just like to gank and shit all over alliances and feed the monster known as Hate, but as long as we get points we da best"

So you completely missed the point of MMO PvP in favor of playing fucking Mortal Kombat and contributed nothing to your team outside being a forum warrior.

abacab-bansdontwork
06-16-2014, 12:19 AM
But yeah dawg, Darkenbane did have some high scores because you had a roster of what 140+ people? Half of them using SEQ and speedhacks.

It's just funny you raging on Nihilum here for being a zerg, when you were part of the zergiest guild on the server; we all enjoyed DB zoning in 15 deep spamming up on duos in LOIO.

Super Hater
06-16-2014, 12:26 AM
Nerd

abacab-bansdontwork
06-16-2014, 01:11 AM
It's aight Syft, you do have a very long history of fabricating things and embarrassing yourself.

Syft dies to Tune, accuses boards of being hacked, has a meltdown over it
https://www.project1999.com/forums/archive/index.php/t-123930.html

Syft aka Fellknight gets spanked by a cleric, cries about it and brings up Sullon Zek to repair his ego

http://forums.riftgame.com/game-discussions/pvp-warfronts/169960-please-do-not-adjust-clerics-8.html

http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/500x/51087011.jpg

abacab-bansdontwork
06-16-2014, 01:13 AM
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abacab-bansdontwork
06-16-2014, 01:13 AM
http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/500x/51087054.jpg

JayN
06-16-2014, 01:15 AM
man fuck that syft guy cabs sold me

abacab-bansdontwork
06-16-2014, 01:27 AM
All that primp and care you put into your appearance big Syft, I'd assume you roll around the Lower-East side getting railed in your ass after a night of fist pumping to shitty music in your Jersey clubs.

Fucking grease ball Italian fuck.

abacab-bansdontwork
06-16-2014, 02:01 AM
Damn that's a sexy MFer right there! If I was gay I'd totally fuck me!

Do you even know how to shave dawg?

abacab-bansdontwork
06-16-2014, 02:06 AM
Here I'm fair dawg, I'm faded 24/7 bro.

http://i.imgur.com/pJpb0Hf.jpg

Fame
06-16-2014, 02:13 AM
smart money is on the dude with the thousand yard stare

abacab-bansdontwork
06-16-2014, 02:25 AM
smart money is on the dude with the thousand yard stare

Betting wrong bro, I can pull bitches of all ages

http://i.imgur.com/b5sL62x.jpg

abacab-bansdontwork
06-16-2014, 02:27 AM
I'm also the only dude on this server that banged Octomom Nadya Suleman

http://i.imgur.com/ynnIhsQ.jpg

Kergan
06-16-2014, 05:06 PM
Darkenbane Company (DB)

Neutral guild famed for their temporary dominance of point boards and exploiting a Skyshrine quest to level. Also the origin of the phrase "clearly a Darkenbane victory," which means losing horribly and claiming that you came on top for some ridiculous reason.

Disbanded over a Bio Orb.

http://sullonzeknojihadv2.yuku.com/topic/389/SZ-Index#.U5soUrEvCpg

So, clearly a Darkenbane victory by Syft in this thread.

karsten
06-16-2014, 05:09 PM
ITT: applecab rolls hard on a bunch of nerds

Absynthe2k5
06-16-2014, 08:26 PM
But naw dog, the reason why I don't like you is because you're PK garbage, preying on targets that are conveniently easy for you just like DB did on SZ; when I was playing Sargh, every single Darkenbane encounter involved gank squads, OOR healers, xteaming whatever it took to get that kill on a player half your collective level.

But what were you supposed to do? You couldn't scratch any of the top guilds, you could poach their playerbase in 6v1's rolling around Maiden's Eye, but not once did you even contest something as simple as Faydedar.

Then when you all whined and shipped out to World of Warcraft, the entire guild was a joke on the retail servers, as they got their collective shit pushed in when Arena went live... but then again season gear made things equal, and you hated that didn't you?

Sorry there was no OOR on SZ

Absynthe2k5
06-16-2014, 08:31 PM
Kulu just told me to tell you all yer garbage.

Absynthe2k5
06-16-2014, 08:32 PM
Oh and marathe lives btw... He said you're all garbage too!

abacab-bansdontwork
06-16-2014, 08:59 PM
Sorry there was no OOR on SZ

You're OOR when your x-teaming c'mon dawg, like I'm going to ball on that evil SK with his double newt druid team backing him up.

Absynthe2k5
06-16-2014, 09:11 PM
http://sullonzeknojihadv2.yuku.com/topic/389/SZ-Index#.U5soUrEvCpg

So, clearly a Darkenbane victory by Syft in this thread.


So many people that never even made that post that were far more important to SZ history then half the douche bags listed.

No Timmeh the other feared bard and match for speed, No Kulu, Kalu, Crazycloud, D2, funhorroryes, Meliss, Marathe you gotta be shitting me if you don't remember marathe you gotta /wrist. Gink hated the fucker but ya he needs mention, Lauranthalasa <3, Roweena, vegiemite, Beastly, Pinhedd, Myrkuls and the other midget SK damn I forget his name now but he was good fun to fight also. Crater Starfall, Kegstand McFarland and soooo many more that should be on this.

A wood elf druid that pwned everyone forget his name but man he was everywhere. Used to hang with Kirban even if he hacked half his kills I saw were us siting on a portal and waxing folks coming in. D2 the neut cleric who passed out drunk just before or during every raid and managed to rarely get pk'd cause everyone knew he was passed out drunk.

Absynthe2k5
06-16-2014, 09:14 PM
You're OOR when your x-teaming c'mon dawg, like I'm going to ball on that evil SK with his double newt druid team backing him up.

Say X-teaming next time then lol...

Abacab weren't you a kitty rogue or something? who was that guy from BP?

abacab-bansdontwork
06-16-2014, 09:21 PM
Say X-teaming next time then lol...

Abacab weren't you a kitty rogue or something? who was that guy from BP?

I was a human/warrior and a beastlord.

Absynthe2k5
06-16-2014, 09:22 PM
Oh ya ok I remember now. Kitty beast though right?

abacab-bansdontwork
06-16-2014, 09:24 PM
Cat dex/agi ratings so stronk.

I parked all my alts in ME and would slaughter the zone to loot them up some fine gear, stone idols, SoG's, +75 HP items etc.

Runya
06-16-2014, 09:37 PM
Marathe plz tell Kulu Rykker says xoxo

abacab-bansdontwork
06-16-2014, 10:46 PM
LOL I'm betting 200 plat Saradin made that thread sounds like his usual asshat type of talk!

Especially since it doesn't mention that He started out DB and threw a bitchfest that begun Inkara.

Saecula Omnimodus Bellum

Neutral raiding guild. PvE focused guild lead by Ferras (Saii). First allied with TDC and later with DB. First neutrals, with DB, to Raid ToV.

Lol, confirmed Nihilum level zerg carrying DB to Vyemm pixels.