karsten
06-09-2014, 12:42 AM
repost of a great thread, in lieu of a recent video, <3 you glyph & strydur! real friends remember forever! (i would have bumped but it was too old to threadzombie)
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this story was too good to pass up -- plus, real friends remember forever. yesterday I happened upon everyone's favorite semi-retarded nihilum mage app who, as you'll recall, refused my good natured help to drag his body after a number of failed tranix attempts and then, strangly, met slathar in lguk and wound up trying to fight him. Anyways, i hope you enjoy this heartwarming tale.
http://i48.tinypic.com/m9a7eu.png
i figured hey, slathar is avenged, today so far was a groovy day. The he started going through every stage of online rage, let's count:
1. telling me i had a little dick. AS IF HE KNEW (i good naturedly offered to drag his body)
http://i45.tinypic.com/2wgbxwi.png
2. threatening to kill me later
http://i46.tinypic.com/25iy7oh.png
honestly i think he was being sarcastic here
http://i45.tinypic.com/288ox7t.png
3. telling me to stop talking to him after sending me rage tells (this one is definitely a classic - also guy, please stop reminding me about my dick size, i've got enough issues)
http://i46.tinypic.com/kdms6x.png
4. claiming he was afk (also a classic!!)
http://i50.tinypic.com/5fgo6w.png
he was moving around while i was fighting him, but i wanted to give him the benefit of the doubt. I figured if he were afk but still moving around, something else must have been slapping the good old WASD:
http://i47.tinypic.com/dlklfr.png
look well i don't think he has a gamer cat
http://i50.tinypic.com/35857r4.png
5. after this he went for yet another classic -- the "you're gay" strategy:
http://i45.tinypic.com/kdlr1h.png
WELL MAN YOU JUST CROSSED THE LINE, GLOVES ARE OFF, LUCKILY HE DECIDED TO GO TO BED BECAUSE COME ON
he was nice enough to say good night
http://i48.tinypic.com/xc6po1.png
so I collected myself and offered to drag his body again, but he had logged off
anyways, I hope you guys enjoyed my tale
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this story was too good to pass up -- plus, real friends remember forever. yesterday I happened upon everyone's favorite semi-retarded nihilum mage app who, as you'll recall, refused my good natured help to drag his body after a number of failed tranix attempts and then, strangly, met slathar in lguk and wound up trying to fight him. Anyways, i hope you enjoy this heartwarming tale.
http://i48.tinypic.com/m9a7eu.png
i figured hey, slathar is avenged, today so far was a groovy day. The he started going through every stage of online rage, let's count:
1. telling me i had a little dick. AS IF HE KNEW (i good naturedly offered to drag his body)
http://i45.tinypic.com/2wgbxwi.png
2. threatening to kill me later
http://i46.tinypic.com/25iy7oh.png
honestly i think he was being sarcastic here
http://i45.tinypic.com/288ox7t.png
3. telling me to stop talking to him after sending me rage tells (this one is definitely a classic - also guy, please stop reminding me about my dick size, i've got enough issues)
http://i46.tinypic.com/kdms6x.png
4. claiming he was afk (also a classic!!)
http://i50.tinypic.com/5fgo6w.png
he was moving around while i was fighting him, but i wanted to give him the benefit of the doubt. I figured if he were afk but still moving around, something else must have been slapping the good old WASD:
http://i47.tinypic.com/dlklfr.png
look well i don't think he has a gamer cat
http://i50.tinypic.com/35857r4.png
5. after this he went for yet another classic -- the "you're gay" strategy:
http://i45.tinypic.com/kdlr1h.png
WELL MAN YOU JUST CROSSED THE LINE, GLOVES ARE OFF, LUCKILY HE DECIDED TO GO TO BED BECAUSE COME ON
he was nice enough to say good night
http://i48.tinypic.com/xc6po1.png
so I collected myself and offered to drag his body again, but he had logged off
anyways, I hope you guys enjoyed my tale