You have been lied to...

[Super Hater]

it's not the size of the hotdog, it's how you throw it down that hallway.


Naw...

[quido]

lol says the asian guy

[Not Salem]

what kind of loser actually has the time to go to the store and purchase some condoms he will never be able to use, then post a picture of them on elf sim forums

[Super Hater]

http://admin.pigeonsandplanes.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/aspaspapspa.gif

[quido]

http://www.lifeinprogress.ca/.a/6a0120a95a88d5970b019b01de324c970d-800wi

[Bamz4l]

who doesn't use magnums? thatd be better topic

[Vamael]

I don't use any condoms

[Eslade]

a better question is who has the time to look at a server non factor's post history weeks deep in?

I'm sure those condoms are going to be great for your jerk off sessions.

[Quiet]

I don't use any condoms


+1

[Super Hater]

it's not the size of the hotdog, it's how you throw it down that hallway.

=little pecker.

Mad...

[LulzSect]

http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Ladies_2f1b22_1690344.jpg

[Tassador]

$$$ > Dick size

[LulzSect]

and then she sneaks out when you fall asleep and comes to me with your money

thanks

[Tassador]

oh i aint got either just saying.

[Fame]

I don't use any condoms

hells yeah, little windex and a hydrogen peroxide ball dip, good to go!

[Gaffin 7.0]

http://i60.tinypic.com/2dky14k.gif

[Super Hater]

oh i aint got either just saying.

One of the realist *****s on this forum. Go Dolphins!

Look how mad and insecure the rest of you are though. Lol

Little peckers...

[Gaffin 7.0]

i love the look on bitches faces when you pull out a magnum its priceless, lol @ lil dick *****s hatin

[Super Hater]

i love the look on bitches faces when you pull out a magnum its priceless, lol @ lil dick *****s hatin

www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMUDVMiITOU


http://24.media.tumblr.com/26535f92593e7b5db218fcc5a49dd6ff/tumblr_n1a43wf4VN1r3cqoco1_250.gif

[heartbrand]

what kind of loser actually has the time to go to the store and purchase some condoms he will never be able to use, then post a picture of them on elf sim forums

Ya, waiting for the bus does take a long time

[heartbrand]

One of the realist *****s on this forum. Go Dolphins!

Look how mad and insecure the rest of you are though. Lol

Little peckers...

Bout as insecure as photographing magnum condoms on the desk of your one bedroom apartment and posting them on elf sim board?

[Tassador]

Yeah dude, focused on the heat right now praying for no cramps tomorrow. but then will start praying 24/7 that tanninghill doesn't under throw wide open wallace 10 times this year.

[Super Hater]

I like that double rage post by HB. Supposedly been ignored 20+ times by him too. It's funny how all my posts still get read and responded to when I hit certain sensitive areas.

Obvious little pecker syndrome :(




Yeah dude, focused on the heat right now praying for no cramps tomorrow. but then will start praying 24/7 that tanninghill doesn't under throw wide open wallace 10 times this year.

Yah man, I hear ya. I been following the OTAs and Tanny is now overthrowing Wallace in practice. Lol.

[Tassador]

yep i hear that on local radio. guy cant throw the deep ball and we are paying a receiver 14mil a year that specialize on the deep ball.

[Ames who?]

Bout as insecure as photographing magnum condoms on the desk of your one bedroom apartment and posting them on elf sim board?

I wish i had a fucking 1 bedroom. My studio apartment is 1100 a month PRAS NEW YORK

[thugcruncher]

http://i60.tinypic.com/2dky14k.gif

[JayN]

http://fashionandfries.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/recently-updated13.jpg

yall jelly

[Gaffin 7.0]

Yeah dude, focused on the heat right now praying for no cramps tomorrow. but then will start praying 24/7 that tanninghill doesn't under throw wide open wallace 10 times this year.

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=243928252471169

[Super Hater]

Bout as insecure as photographing magnum condoms on the desk of your one bedroom apartment and posting them on elf sim board?

Why so negative bro? You mad about something?

[Zihm]

post a pic of you wearing them, silence the haters

[Not_Kazowi]

posted on elf simulator forums

http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/originals/df/9f/56/df9f564db76ecaf74c5fb6cc2ff57f07.jpg

[Pudge]

I don't use any condoms

and it's kinda lol hateraid sits at home thinking about how to get ppl rustled on these forums

i like it

[Tomm Selleck]

Why so negative bro? You mad about something?

lol poverty chinups/10

[Super Hater]

That .50 cal puts em down. Not even 11 o'clock son.
Might even have some time to kill some newbs before bed.

How's your Saturday night?

[Rellapse40]

dude thats gross why do ur arms/hands resemble some p99 tranny

[Super Hater]

Lol Super Hater what's your toons name?

Hateraid
Hatorade
Haterade
Haterslay
Haterfister
Every level range pretty much

Was gonna play tonight, but can't find my mouse and its already 1am and I'm fucked up.

Was wondering if you were ever going to log on to prove to these mad ass nerds that I'm not you. They been saying I am you for months. Even resorting to telling RL lies, and claiming Staff was involved in confirming that our IPs matched. (Bardalicious) I have only known about this server for a year.

Truly one of the saddest things I have witnessed by rustled elves.

[Super Hater]

^ not a faggot at all

12th post in my thread and I finally respond. Sorry man, you are just way too easy to look over. Seems like it happens often here. Ever have dreams where you are screaming at the top of your lungs and no one even looks up at you?

Hang in there buddy =)

http://i.imgur.com/b3scF.gif

[Super Hater]

What a great night! Got some great needed rest too. Feel like a million bucks! How you nerds doing? Kill any big dragons last night?

[Rellapse40]

you posted the same pic like 5 months ago with the same bra

go put that shit back in your moms dresser

u making yourself look terrible

[Nirgon]

http://fashionandfries.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/recently-updated13.jpg

yall jelly

Looks goog

[Nirgon]

What a great night! Got some great needed rest too. Feel like a million bucks! How you nerds doing? Kill any big dragons last night?

You put on a bra, got high, ate some beef jerky and did who knows what with a microphone and that bottle of hippie beer. See which one tried to fit first before trying the other?

:cool:

[Super Hater]

you posted the same pic like 5 months ago with the same bra

go put that shit back in your moms dresser

u making yourself look terrible

Can I see it? We all know how you like to keep my pics. Why you so mad bro?

Sensed a lot of emotion in that last line. Aahahahah! Don't be so self conscious bud. It really shows..

[HippoNipple]

Can I see it? We all know how you like to keep my pics. Why you so mad bro?

Sensed a lot of emotion in that last line. Aahahahah! Don't be so self conscious bud. It really shows..

http://media2.giphy.com/media/yIU2PG1SlZoUE/giphy.gif

[Super Hater]

Was wondering when the self proclaimed lady's man/party animal was going to chime in. Sourest of skinny nerds.

Find any cool lifestyle pics from the chive.com lately? Funny how you shut up real quick in your post the other day when called out on it. Bahahahaha!


In other news HippoNipple browses the Chive to dream about things he doesn't experience,
The Girl: http://thechive.com/2014/02/28/those-dresses-never-looked-happier-42-photos-2/
The Bottle: http://thechive.com/2014/03/07/daily-afternoon-randomness-in-hq-45-photos-10/

[HippoNipple]

Was wondering when the self proclaimed lady's man/party animal was going to chime in. Sourest of skinny nerds.

Find any cool lifestyle pics from the chive.com lately? Funny how you shut up real quick in your post the other day when called out on it. Bahahahaha!

I haven't even seen it yet. Did you think I was claiming to take those pictures of girls myself?

[new player]

In other news HippoNipple browses the Chive to dream about things he doesn't experience,
The Girl: http://thechive.com/2014/02/28/those-dresses-never-looked-happier-42-photos-2/
The Bottle: http://thechive.com/2014/03/07/daily-afternoon-randomness-in-hq-45-photos-10/

Grabbing pictures of real nightlife and women from the Chive. Lol
I just thought he had a really awesome life.

Attitude definitely doesn't match lifestyle though. So it makes sense.

[HippoNipple]

Lol Hater you are so sad

http://media2.giphy.com/media/yIU2PG1SlZoUE/giphy.gif

[Not_Kazowi]

Y'all stop feeding the trolls damn sons

[Ames who?]

What a great night! Got some great needed rest too. Feel like a million bucks! How you nerds doing? Kill any big dragons last night?

clean your nightstand you fucking animal

[Recycled Children]

Oh god. It's come down to penis size. Hater, this is truly sad.

[Awwalike]

=little pecker.

Mad...

if you use the work pecker u prolly got a micro

[Awwalike]

http://fashionandfries.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/recently-updated13.jpg

yall jelly

JayN which dick's do u frequent? queen anne, wallingford and cap hill ftw

[Super Hater]

if you use the work pecker u prolly got a micro

Lol. Funny that you mention that. I don't think I have ever used that word more than 2 times in my entire life in that context, but for some reason I thought of it and it sounded funny. Looks good in text aswell.


Anyways, Bouta watch Weekend at Bernie's, drink margaritas, and get my dick sucked. It's a beautiful 107 today. Ill check in with you nerds later.

[Rellapse40]

dont let the balls touch or its gay

[thugcruncher]

http://img4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20140416152235/gameofthrones/images/2/25/Reek-402.jpg

[Nikon]

My friends and I always joked that we had the biggest dicks at Mines because we comprised most of the 10 non-asians on campus. :)

[Rellapse40]

http://www.artzberger.com/BeerCans/newcans/canpics/DirtyBlonde0712.JPG

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BpeFCYiIgAAwsqu.jpg:large

[Xer0]

Bout as insecure as photographing magnum condoms on the desk of your one bedroom apartment and posting them on elf sim board?

Not to mention the obligatory paraphernalia, just in cased anyone doubted his stoner cred.

Dude probably took 10 minutes setting everything up so all the most important aspects of his life would be in this shot-- at least the aspects he wants us to perceive.

[Rellapse40]

http://img-fotki.yandex.ru/get/9064/137106206.511/0_113677_7738b0e0_orig

[Super Hater]

Not to mention the obligatory paraphernalia, just in cased anyone doubted his stoner cred.

Dude probably took 10 minutes setting everything up so all the most important aspects of his life would be in this shot-- at least the aspects he wants us to perceive.

Whats funny is you noticed it before I did. 1 empty pipe on the nightstand. I live in CA. Weed isn't the novelty you think it is. It's pretty much like having a beer on the counter.

Sour nerd thoughts are not healthy. Why so jelly?

[Recycled Children]

Why do you have Tabasco in your bedroom? Why are you smoking, eating, drinking (lol cider, wimp) and drugging in bed? How much of a degenerate are you?

[Super Hater]

Why do you have Tabasco in your bedroom? Why are you smoking, eating, drinking (lol cider, wimp) and drugging in bed? How much of a degenerate are you?

Rocks a Hipster image, lacks proper hygiene with a wannabe liberal image.
Represents antimainstream by displaying another trendy image shared by millions of other hipsters.
Judgemental on others lifestyles. While claiming to be liberal
Streams elf simulators live with realtime selfie in a pip.

Fag...

[Recycled Children]

Rocks a Hipster image, lacks proper hygiene with a wannabe liberal image.
Represents antimainstream by displaying another trendy image shared by millions of other hipsters.
Judgemental on others lifestyles. While claiming to be liberal
Streams elf simulators live with realtime selfie in a pip.

Fag...

What's all this talk about liberalism? I don't know what any of that has to do with eating, drinking and doing drugs in bed but I love your preconceived notions about me.

[phacemeltar]

microphone makes sense if really asian. never know when u gota karaoke

[HippoNipple]

Why are you smoking, eating, drinking (lol cider, wimp) and drugging in bed?

Here is a clue....

http://media2.giphy.com/media/yIU2PG1SlZoUE/giphy.gif

[Recycled Children]

microphone makes sense if really asian. never know when u gota karaoke

http://cdn.sheknows.com/articles/2014/02/JULES/Coke_ad/super-bowl-american-star-spangled-gif-9.gif

LOL!

[Super Hater]

http://memeheroes.com/c/ac219-nerds-vs-hipsters.jpg

[Not_Kazowi]

Ok

[Glenzig]

Ok I'm going to attempt a run down of this picture.
First he started drinking beer and singing Air Supply karaoke. Then he started balling his eyes out over his inability to converse with his crush so he had to take his glasses off. By the time he hit the chorus on his 8th attempt at All Out of Love, he decided to try to scotch tape his 10" black dong to himself in order to build his confidence. That didn't work so he grabbed the superglue. Finally having attached the dildo, he decided it was time to reward himself with some weed.

He found himself getting all into a tizzy after the weed and started rubbing tabasco sauce on his nipples while practiced making out with his stuffed animal. The bra came in not long after that. He decided he wanted to be his own girlfriend that night. The night descended into a flurry of beer, weed, and Santorum stained bed sheets.

At about 5 a.m. he was feeling a little puny, so he decided he needed some protein after an exhausting night of self abuse. Therefore the beef jerky.

[Glenzig]

What a great night! Got some great needed rest too. Feel like a million bucks! How you nerds doing? Kill any big dragons last night?

Forgot to.post the evidence.

[Glenzig]

Hmmm. Didn't include the pic. Ok. Whatever.

[Super Hater]

Ok I'm going to attempt a run down of this picture.
First he started drinking beer and singing Air Supply karaoke. Then he started balling his eyes out over his inability to converse with his crush so he had to take his glasses off. By the time he hit the chorus on his 8th attempt at All Out of Love, he decided to try to scotch tape his 10" black dong to himself in order to build his confidence. That didn't work so he grabbed the superglue. Finally having attached the dildo, he decided it was time to reward himself with some weed.

He found himself getting all into a tizzy after the weed and started rubbing tabasco sauce on his nipples while practiced making out with his stuffed animal. The bra came in not long after that. He decided he wanted to be his own girlfriend that night. The night descended into a flurry of beer, weed, and Santorum stained bed sheets.

At about 5 a.m. he was feeling a little puny, so he decided he needed some protein after an exhausting night of self abuse. Therefore the beef jerky.
http://gifatron.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/taxi-drive-clap.gif

[Glenzig]

Yes!!! I solved the puzzle. Level up!!!

[Recycled Children]

http://memeheroes.com/c/ac219-nerds-vs-hipsters.jpg

Am I supposed to be insulted when you call me a hipster? Your stance against counterculture is really edgy bro. How can I become basic like you?

I can't wait to hear more about your vapid carnal conquests.

[LulzSect]

posted on elf sim boards

[Not_Kazowi]

posted on elf simulator forums

http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/originals/df/9f/56/df9f564db76ecaf74c5fb6cc2ff57f07.jpg

[Kergan]

Finally got around to reading this thread.

Big disappointment.

[Gaffin 7.0]

Im crushing rnf today via library computer

[Super Hater]

Just seeing how my thread is doing before bed.
100 posts, 2k+ views. Nothing but mad.
Lookin fantastic. =)

http://www.mtv.com/shared/promoimages/bands/l/lil_jon/turn_down_for_what_gifs/4.gif


Night lil peckers.

[Knuckle]

Some Tough Dudes In This Thread

[Not_Kazowi]

Just seeing how my thread is doing before bed.
100 posts, 2k+ views. Nothing but mad.
Lookin fantastic. =)

http://www.mtv.com/shared/promoimages/bands/l/lil_jon/turn_down_for_what_gifs/4.gif


Night lil peckers.

Lol your life is such a success now

[Sektor]

Finally got around to reading this thread.

Big disappointment.

[Super Hater]

Lol your life is such a success now

You're not lolling though. You're still upset about how you got busted out on your imaginary girlfriend you would always try and tell us about.

You stopped talking about her when people noticed it just wasn't adding up. :(.

[Not_Kazowi]

You're not lolling though. You're still upset about how you got busted out on your imaginary girlfriend you would always try and tell us about.

You stopped talking about her when people noticed it just wasn't adding up. :(.

You're right. She isn't real, I made it all up.

[LulzSect]

http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/13/132123/3273142-4761493607-2e7.p.png

[Super Hater]

You're right. She isn't real, I made it all up.

That has already been established. We all know this...
I know you're mad about it, because you never used to post in my threads until after that. Hahaha.

[Not_Kazowi]

That has already been established. We all know this...
I know you're mad about it, because you never used to post in my threads until after that. Hahaha.

Whatever dude at least I don't make up wild party nights I had on elf quest forum

[Super Hater]

Whatever dude at least I don't make up wild party nights I had on elf quest forum

Pretty sure you came to that conclusion yourself. I never even left my bed to take any of those pics. Sounds like a pretty average weekend.

If that's your definition of a party, then you need to get out more.




You fabricate entire stories about women that don't even exist.
Lol. That's pretty sad.

[HippoNipple]

I never even left my bed. Sounds like a pretty average weekend.



http://37.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lirxxniyJy1qaobbko1_500.jpg

[Not_Kazowi]

Pretty sure you came to that conclusion yourself. I never even left my bed to take any of those pics. Sounds like a pretty average weekend.

If that's your definition of a party, then you need to get out more.




You fabricate entire stories about women that don't even exist.
Lol. That's pretty sad.

You've made it pretty clear your only intention on the forums is to create drama and attain haters. Even in game we talked cordially and I saw you as a decent guy. You believe I made up my own fiancée, a troll you fell for.

I ain't even mad dawg.

[Super Hater]

a troll you fell for..

^ the whole reason why you come at me in the first place...
Even before the whole mail order bride thing. You talked shit to me first on these boards because something about me got to you for some reason. All good.

[Not_Kazowi]

^ the whole reason why you come at me in the first place...
Even before the whole mail order bride thing. You talked shit to me first on these boards because something about me got to you for some reason. All good.

Come on dawg, you scream for people to talk shit to you. I think you love it! Lol all good tho for sure, just FQ namean

[Hamburgalur]

Bout as insecure as photographing magnum condoms on the desk of your one bedroom apartment and posting them on elf sim board?

Burned

[Super Hater]

Burned

Comes on dummy account to post for 15th time in 2 years.



Bothered...
Must have little pecker.



Not everyone can be a winner. :(

[Hamburgalur]

Comes on dummy account to post for 15th time in 2 years.



Bothered...
Must have little pecker.



Not everyone can be a winner. :(

You're living a lie. I am not who you say I am anyhow.

[Super Hater]

You're living a lie. I am not who you say I am anyhow.

15 posts in 2 years and deciding to finally post here means you have a little pecker. I know psychology and shit.
You are exactly who I say you are...

http://hisvorpal.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/cheney.gif