This "El Presidente" Thing

[Alawen]

What is the word I'm looking for? Unoriginal? Childish? Embarrassment?

You may as well be calling him "The Duke 2" because this forced and awkward title makes it clear that he wishes he were Nizzar.

[Pitborn]

Thanks for sharing.

[quido]

Is there anything Alawen won't cry about?

[Alawen]

If I were going to cry, I'd cry over the way you've wasted your young life, chubby boy.

[Rettj]

El Meganslaw

[Rellapse40]

Stick to what you are good at Alawen

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v315/Alawen/waterfall.jpg

60 yr old pedo

[Alawen]

Haha, watch the inbred sycophants come out of the walls to defend their liege lord's stupid new nickname.

[kylok]

Haha, watch the inbred sycophants come out of the walls to defend their liege lord's stupid new nickname.

Have you tried blue lately? Sounds like you'd fit in there.

[Rellapse40]

that pic was like 5 yrs ago 2 so you're like a 65yr old pedo now


ouch

[Alawen]

I'd prefer a hardcore server like Sullon Zek, but this dragon-obsessed crying fit is the closest thing out there at the moment.

[kylok]

I'd prefer a TrainQuest server like Sullon Zek, but this dragon-obsessed crying fit is the closest thing out there at the moment.

ftfy

[Alawen]

Couldn't handle it, huh? No judgment from me. Too hardcore for most.

[kylok]

Yar training newbs iz too hardcore for most.

[Alawen]

It's alright. You don't have to justify yourself. Just don't try to pretend you're the arbiter of redness when the thought of a no rules server leaves gravy in your jimmies.

[Rellapse40]

Let me remind everyone Alawen rage quit the top guild on blue over a single pixel.

he is hardcore red u feels

[kylok]

Sullen Zek rules are about as appealing as moving to Somalia.

[Rellapse40]

I hope when i am 65 yrs old i am not such a cry baby fgt on a elf forum

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQEm40wmAgqEPEk4HE-M1f6IAS1QD7qMopS9BcEDiUZ1FGcCOZ6

[Alawen]

Sullen Zek rules are about as appealing as moving to Somalia.

Surprisingly, I agree with your analogy. Somali pirates just about the reddest motherfuckers on the planet.

[abacab-bansdontwork]

I'd prefer a hardcore server like Sullon Zek, but this dragon-obsessed crying fit is the closest thing out there at the moment.

Implying you'd ever out train me big Alawen...

Never forget

http://i33.tinypic.com/2cs72n4.jpg

Had to sting, sitting tracking nagafen for 56+ hours only for big Abacab to wrek your crew and give the spawn to DA.

[Alawen]

You probably could have repeated that performance if you had any more friends willing to let you get their accounts banned.

But you didn't. Instead you spent the next two years crying to have your rogue unbanned. How's that going for you?

[abacab-bansdontwork]

You probably could have repeated that performance if you had any more friends willing to let you get their accounts banned.

But you didn't. Instead you spent the next two years crying to have your rogue unbanned. How's that going for you?

Not my fault that you put up a front stating shit like "if this was sullon zek, I'd wrek u all wiff mah trains" but when someone takes your Grimrot spawn, or someone takes your mistwalker, or pickpockets a Vox diamond, or god forbid denies you a dragon pop because a train happened; you spam petitions as fast as you can pound your premade /petition hotkey.

[abacab-bansdontwork]

We all know you softer than Johnson & Johnson lotion big Alawen, even if Red99 were SZ rules one train or one ninja loot and you'd /q right back into your crack addiction.

[Rellapse40]

Not my fault that you put up a front stating shit like "if this was sullon zek, I'd wrek u all wiff mah trains" but when someone takes your Grimrot spawn, or someone takes your mistwalker, or pickpockets a Vox diamond, or god forbid denies you a dragon pop because a train happened; you spam petitions as fast as you can pound your premade /petition hotkey.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v315/Alawen/face.jpg

[Rellapse40]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v315/Alawen/ogodmylife_zps0a2c94d5.jpg

65 yr old pedo

hehe

[abacab-bansdontwork]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v315/Alawen/ogodmylife_zps0a2c94d5.jpg

65 yr old pedo

hehe

Lol, at the photo of him in braids and beads.

[Alawen]

We all know you softer than Johnson & Johnson lotion big Alawen, even if Red99 were SZ rules one train or one ninja loot and you'd /q right back into your crack addiction.

Damn, you're really mad that you still don't have that rogue, aren't you? Here's the followup: you did nothing on blue. You were in the cheating #2 guild who couldn't keep up, then your solution was to cheat until you got banned and then cry about being banned literally for years. Damn, I've never really thought about what a complete idiot you are before now. Maybe you should lay off the drugs, son.

Incidentally, I played on Sullon Zek and I rocked those braids.

[Rellapse40]

So you were like 30 when everyone else was in their teens...perfect place for a child molester

no wonder why youre still on elf forums @ the age of 65

[Alawen]

It's pretty clear that you're desperate for me to respond to you, Relapse. Here's your pity reply.

[Rellapse40]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v315/Alawen/ogodmylife_zps0a2c94d5.jpg

65 yr old pedo

hehe

pity life

[Alawen]

This is the point where most humans with a measurable intellect would have wondered to themselves, "Would Alawen have posted pictures of himself if he were insecure about his appearance?"

Fortunately or unfortunately, Relapse will never suffer such a crisis of faith. If you start with a dimwitted hillbilly and then significantly erode the already feeble cognitive abilities, you're left with a very limited variety of responses to any given stimulus.

[Not_Kazowi]

El Meganslaw

rofl

[kylok]

http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/The+Jimmy+King_32c189_3755693.jpg

[Kimm Bare|y]

http://uproxx.files.wordpress.com/2014/04/phrasing-2.gif?w=650

[LostCause]

PRAS CASTRO

[freez]

http://i.imgur.com/dT57rIR.gif

[arsenalpow]

So this Lite fellow is a margarita or something? I guess it could be worse. I don't really care either way but Alawen quit BDA because he lost a roll on a hiero cloak. Flood warning level of QQ tears.

[Tassador]

PRAS CASTRO

Castro is el commandante you ass clown. One man freedom fighter is another man terrorist and that mother fucker tops my chart.

[Nirgon]

Real toxic boys

Real toxic

[Doors]

I mean it is a pretty stupid nickname. Definitely could have thought of something better.

[SamwiseRed]

Jefe maybe? (heh-FAY)

[arsenalpow]

Lord of Lite, GoT reference seems catchier. Leaves a lot more room for funny memes.

[Greegon]

sounds like a lot of jealousy in this thread. may his real mole trades bring many women

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view6/4586252/hail-to-the-king-baby-o.gif

[Alawen]

So this Lite fellow is a margarita or something? I guess it could be worse. I don't really care either way but Alawen quit BDA because he lost a roll on a hiero cloak. Flood warning level of QQ tears.

Two years later, Chest is still crying that I called out his spam invite guild for being the worst I've ever seen. I quit because of your bullshit, specifically a Trakanon poopsock where you logged in, bitched at everyone to stay at the spawn, then logged out. Your high school officer lying to a GM to steal back a spawn after wiping was just the last straw. No one in BDA, including me, should have been rolling on that cloak. It was stolen property and the theft was compounded with lies.

I've seen some horrible teachers during my education, some shitty officers during my service, some awful managers during my career, and some lousy guild and team leaders and officers in gaming. You are, hands down, the most incompetent, whiny, and ineffective leader I have ever seen in my life.

[Eslade]

http://i.imgur.com/epEgcPe.jpg

[Dacuk]

dont know who u are alawen, but this thread is pretty weak. got any YT screenshots or anything to spice it up?

[145442]

Alawen is the resident creepy pedo who expresses the pain of his failed marriage by lashing out on people in video games. Just keep him away from your kids and you'll be fine.

[Alawen]

I fucked your son in the ass. He said he liked it more than when you do it.

[Ames who?]

I fucked your son in the ass. He said he liked it more than when you do it.

http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20131014130658/vampirediaries/images/6/6b/Troy-staring-gif.gif

[Dragonsblood1987]

You KNOW it's bad when Chest of all people says someone is QQing.

[arsenalpow]

You KNOW it's bad when Chest of all people says someone is QQing.

And look at the torrential downpour of a response I got.

[quido]

Who would win in a fistfight?

[Recycled Children]

65? You're older than my dad.

[Alawen]

Who would win in a fistfight?

Chest would show up with two cops, a lawyer, a paramedic, and fifty random people for moral support, but half of them would get lost on the way. Then he'd explain why fistfights shouldn't involve competition, after which I'd drop him with one punch and he'd claim I hacked and try to get me banned from fights.

[Colgate]

only thing i remember about this chest guy was that he cried nonstop about me humiliating a bunch of bluebies on jeremy's bard in that 2v2 tournament

[Alawen]

That's all there is to remember about Chest. He came here to cry about me quitting his guild in 2012.

[Tassador]

Lot of blue sigs and flags on this thread. Lock it up.....

[Kergan]

So this Lite fellow is a margarita or something? I guess it could be worse. I don't really care either way but Alawen quit BDA because he lost a roll on a hiero cloak. Flood warning level of QQ tears.

Man, even as his enemy I am comfortable saying Lite is a bigger factor than literally any player on blue. Nobody gives a fuck about your hiero cloaks we have those things falling out our assholes.

p.s. don't know what/who BDA is
p.p.s. don't give a fuck what/who BDA is

[Sektor]

lol this thread delivers

[Colgate]

there are probably fewer than 10 players that actually matter here

[hagard]

like 97% professional poopsockers

[HippoNipple]

there are probably fewer than 10 players that actually matter here

10 sounds high, maybe 3-4

[Kergan]

I'm not one. :(

[SyanideGas]

That's all there is to remember about Chest. He came here to cry about me quitting his guild in 2012.

You'd think a man your age would have better things to do than troll a forum for a 15 year old game.

[quido]

only thing i remember about this chest guy was that he cried nonstop about me humiliating a bunch of bluebies on jeremy's bard in that 2v2 tournament

my absolute favorite moment on blue ever

pras

[Alawen]

Look, it's Skarry. He's one of the 50 random people here to cheer Chest on while I punch him in the fucking face. I usually ignore him, but he managed to find his way to the red forums without getting lost and I think that deserves some recognition.

[Nirgon]

Are you apping Nihilum Alawen? You can just ask for a guild invite.

[Biaxil]

Stick to what you are good at Alawen

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v315/Alawen/waterfall.jpg

60 yr old pedo

Is that really you? What's with the brick wall with some kind of plastic sheet on it? Is something going on there that a sheet would need to cover things? I'm guessing no females were at that event.

[Rellapse40]

after which I'd drop him with one punch and he'd claim I hacked and try to get me banned from fights.

You would break a hip after any swift movement you old ass pedo

I fucked your son in the ass. He said he liked it more than when you do it.

I hope when i am 65 i am still talking this way


























































lol































































looser

[SyanideGas]

You would break a hip after any swift movement you old ass pedo

Basically what I had in mind. Rellapse covered it.

[Alawen]

Your first clue that Rellapse is full of shit is that... he's Rellapse. Your second clue is that his brain function has degenerated so far that he can't spell the word loser and that he comes up with 65 when attempting to add 15 years to 30.

[LulzSect]

http://thumbs.dreamstime.com/x/old-man-using-internet-16750742.jpg

[Rellapse40]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v315/Alawen/ogodmylife_zps0a2c94d5.jpg

[Alawen]

Maybe if you spam that repeatedly, I'll stop being completely ordinary looking.

Taller than hillbillies, though, and not fat. Plus I have all my teeth. I must look like royalty to you.

[Rellapse40]

you look like a 65yr old pedo to me

[Alawen]

Your first clue that Rellapse is full of shit is that... he's Rellapse. Your second clue is that his brain function has degenerated so far that he can't spell the word loser and that he comes up with 65 when attempting to add 15 years to 30.

[Overthrow]

I just had to recognize this thread for the amount of stupidity in it.

Is that really you? What's with the brick wall with some kind of plastic sheet on it? Is something going on there that a sheet would need to cover things? I'm guessing no females were at that event.

I'm pretty sure that is water, pretty easy to spot for me.


Secondly, although Alawen definitely types as if he is in his early 20's, some of his shit is actually some what funny. Majority of the shit other people spew here is shit recited over 100 times when I was in high school and then again on every forum topic. Repeating the same phrases over and over again kinda defeats the purpose and stops being funny.

[Alawen]

You're correct, it's water. It's some kind of fountain along the Truckee River in Reno, Nevada. My wife took the picture.

I learned quite some time ago that it's not useful to attempt reasoned conversation on these boards. It's more amusing to throw mud with the other kids, though I generally lose interest in a couple of weeks.

[Tomm Selleck]

http://a.pomf.se/mc63t.gif

[Smedy]

wuts going on in here , who is alawen

[abacab-bansdontwork]

wuts going on in here , who is alawen

There once was a druid named Alawen
Who forever bound in Kaladim
He went on a raid then got trained
Now he's addicted to Vallium

[Colgate]

oh jesus christ i can't handle that

[Bazia]

Forum being invaded by people nobody knows shit talking pillars of the red99 community

[Alawen]

There's a difference between shit talking a player and pointing out that a nickname is borderline mongoloid. I have little doubt that subtlety is lost on most of you.

The nickname is fucking stupid.

[phacemeltar]

is because gay

[Runya]

There once was a druid named Alawen
Who forever bound in Kaladim
He went on a raid then got trained
Now he's addicted to Vallium

Lol

[145442]

You're correct, it's water. It's some kind of fountain along the Truckee River in Reno, Nevada. My wife took the picture.

I learned quite some time ago that it's not useful to attempt reasoned conversation on these boards. It's more amusing to throw mud with the other kids, though I generally lose interest in a couple of weeks.

Former wife.

Wouldn't want to let the delusions take root because next thing you know those little boys you dream about will also be 18 in your head.

[Kergan]

Uh oh here come the anon troll accounts.

[Alawen]

Everyone who thinks faceroll on numeric keypad sackless oh my god must protect my forum reputation by pretending to be someone else guy actually knows my marital status AND actually gives a fuck, please make yourselves heard.

Yeah, zero people.

[Nirgon]

No beef. Juz calm down here and ask the duke for an invite and save yourself all this bs.

[quido]

The strung out ragequitter

[145442]

Everyone who thinks faceroll on numeric keypad sackless oh my god must protect my forum reputation by pretending to be someone else guy actually knows my marital status AND actually gives a fuck, please make yourselves heard.

Yeah, zero people.

Failed marriage + creepy pedo. Not a good look for you with your limited time left on this earth.

[Alawen]

The strung out ragequitter

I didn't quit IB, I got kicked out for telling one of the officers... I'm having trouble with the name. The guy who wished he was Karsten but wasn't a good player or raid leader. The other paladin. Short, really hairy.

Anyway, I got booted for telling him to fuck off every time he said send tells for loot.

[Kergan]

Take your blue loot whining bullshit to the blue RNF forum, this is reserved for dick pictures and troll PVP videos.

[Alawen]

Fuck off.

[LulzSect]

http://www.fetchmyflyingmonkeys.com/blog/images/cupid1.jpeg

[Eslade]

never heard of alawen until today.


he seems mad.

[Kergan]

Hope he stays on blue calling his guild officers assholes. Maybe he'll have to join a guild that only sees 1 dragon per rotation, THE SHAME.

[Alawen]

Your wish is not granted. I have a 51, a 55 and a 57 on red. It was fuck off, not asshole, and that was in 2010.

[Kergan]

What names?

[Alawen]

Virgil, Alawen, Pierrot. Cleric, druid, enchanter.

[LulzSect]

http://stuffpoint.com/family-guy/image/178778-family-guy-herbert-gif.gif

[no chewie dont]

http://i1227.photobucket.com/albums/ee432/robn3030/pierrot_zps36bde6ac.jpg

[LulzSect]

http://i2.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/004/403/Girls.png

[Kergan]

Guy seems mad. But lots of old people are grumpy maybe its normal.

[Colgate]

i remember seeing pierrot in game like one time and he plugged at first sight of me

good choice

[Alawen]

It took Chewie two weeks, two helpers, and harmtouch to kill my blue con enchanter. He seems really proud.

I don't remember seeing you Colgate, but I don't honestly even know your character names. I'm pretty skittish on the enchanter, though. I'm not very good at playing one.

[LulzSect]

http://37.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lro0xv8Ubr1qaj5jro1_500.gif

[no chewie dont]

It took Chewie two weeks, two helpers, and harmtouch to kill my blue con enchanter. He seems really proud.

I don't remember seeing you Colgate, but I don't honestly even know your character names. I'm pretty skittish on the enchanter, though. I'm not very good at playing one.

Nope that was all from the course of about 30 minutes solo then never saw you again, figured you quit..
have you considered it? Quitting I mean

[Alawen]

Nope that was all from the course of about 30 minutes solo then never saw you again, figured you quit..
have you considered it? Quitting I mean

Now you're lying. You had a druid there and a necro and when you landed the harmtouch, I had aggro from the entire king room and the mobs did most of the damage. You had been chasing me around guk while I farmed bags, mithril tunic, platinum tiara, froglok crowns.

Then I leveled my cleric in Guk and you chased me around for another week until I finished leveling there and moved on, but not before plugging from me several times and suiciding into mobs to avoid yellow text.

[LulzSect]

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view7/3215188/herbert-you-shall-not-pass-o.gif

[no chewie dont]

Now you're lying. You had a druid there and a necro and when you landed the harmtouch, I had aggro from the entire king room and the mobs did most of the damage. You had been chasing me around guk while I farmed bags, mithril tunic, platinum tiara, froglok crowns.

Then I leveled my cleric in Guk and you chased me around for another week until I finished leveling there and moved on, but not before plugging from me several times and suiciding into mobs to avoid yellow text.

Great stories despite being completely fabricated

[Alawen]

Great stories despite being completely fabricated

Nothing fabricated about it. I also plugged from you several times on the cleric, and the necro killed me on my cleric in sort of a fair fight in Innothule. In that kill, the necro came after me around the huge water elemental and I was in rough shape already, I ran for the exit and you were waiting in king room. What you've cropped off is that I'm dead within a dozen steps of zone line.

[Kergan]

got prof

[Alawen]

Correction: necro killed me on my druid.

[quido]

aging hipster crybabies who never shut up

[145442]

http://i59.tinypic.com/3449tso.jpg

[LulzSect]

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view1/3336660/herbert-o.gif

[Alawen]

aging hipster crybabies who never shut up

Hipster?! What the fuck, dude. That's the first thing anyone has said that makes me feel bad.

But thank you for posting in my completely derailed and increasingly narcissistic thread.

[LulzSect]

http://images.sodahead.com/polls/000414637/polls_herbert_dance1280x1024_0646_45321_answer_2_x large.gif

[Rellapse40]

http://i59.tinypic.com/3449tso.jpg

that hair lol

what a fgt pedo

[Alawen]

It completely escapes me how one guy could be completely obsessed with another guy's appearance, posting his photos over and over in multiple threads, yet convince himself that it's the guy he's following around who has homosexual tendencies.

[Super Hater]

It completely escapes me how one guy could be completely obsessed with another guy's appearance, posting his photos over and over in multiple threads, yet convince himself that it's the guy he's following around who has homosexual tendencies.

Relapse most likely wants to be inside of you. But in all honesty. All jokes aside.



Serious face on....













You look like a pedo that likes going to gay bars on the side.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v315/Alawen/waterfall.jpg

Fgt...

[Alawen]

It's pretty obvious by now that Rellapse loves dick. That seems to be something you two share. Maybe you can work out your differences and there will be a happy ending for you both.

[Rellapse40]

hate to say it but i agree with the short dicked asian in a tiny suit

god damn it

wonder how many teenage girls he preyed on during eq live in his 30's

[Alawen]

...because EQ servers are such a hot place to pick up girls. Do you even ever try to make sense?

[Super Hater]

Is that a Glamour shot in Greater Faydark?

http://i59.tinypic.com/3449tso.jpg
pedo
You are never invited to your friend's kids bday parties for a reason.
Creepy son of bitch...

[Alawen]

If two or three retards on an empty forum for an empty server repeat something enough times, does that eventually make it true?

[Rellapse40]

http://www.project1999.com/forums/showthread.php?p=1453743#post1453743

[Alawen]

I thought he was tagged in A-Team on blue.

[new player]

Is that a Glamour shot in Greater Faydark?

http://i59.tinypic.com/3449tso.jpg
pedo
You are never invited to your friend's kids bday parties for a reason.
Creepy son of bitch...

That's not really his picture is it? Dude definitely looks like he's out to smash some kids out though. I hope that's a troll pic.

[Rellapse40]

it is him

[Rettj]

hey relapse and hateraid are pals aint dat cute

[Alawen]

hey relapse and hateraid are pals aint dat cute

Pals or buttbuddies?

[Rellapse40]

http://i.imgur.com/awdD9MB.png

[Super Hater]

That's not really his picture is it? Dude definitely looks like he's out to smash some kids out though. I hope that's a troll pic.

Dis ***** goes to Chuck E Cheese wearin stacks of CK One.

[Alawen]

I had to look up CK One. I'm not a perfume kind of guy, but I'm not at all surprised that you are.

[Rellapse40]

anyone born in the last 50 years knows whats CK One is

65 yr old pedos prob doesn't tho

[Alawen]

Another perfume guy. You little dandies are so cute. You should hook up.

[Super Hater]

I'm more of a Johnson & Johnson kind of guy, but I'm not at all surprised that you know what perfume smells like

Yeah, I know what bitches smell like. You ole tott spottin ass *****.

[Rellapse40]

old spice ass 65 yr old pedo

[Rellapse40]

***** so old he puts moth balls around his old spice

[Imago]

anyone born in the last 50 years knows whats CK One is

65 yr old pedos prob doesn't tho

https://i.imgflip.com/8sys7.jpg

[Rellapse40]

Joop wearin virgin

[Alawen]

Had to look up Joop, too.

1.) Frequently posts photos of men.
2.) Interesting in other men's penises.
3.) Well-versed in brands of perfume.
4.) Sexual orientation?

[new player]

If you don't know what CK one is then you are either really old or really young. Anyone between 25-55 years old should know unless you lived under a rock or a 3rd world country. Calvin Klein was absolutely huge in the 90s.

[Alawen]

Another perfume expert. You should start your own guild full of fashion and fragrance aficionados.

[Rellapse40]

Ck 1 and Tommy Hilfiger were what we wore in middle school around the time EQ was released

***** was mid 30's then tho lawl

[Super Hater]

Looking for a partner that:

1.) Frequently posts photos of men.
2.) Interesting in other men's penises.
3.) Well-versed in brands of perfume.
4.) Sexual experience?


http://i59.tinypic.com/3449tso.jpg

[Alawen]

He seems very interested in your penis, bad suit guy.

[Alawen]

Relapse must be about twelve years old because Alawen has been raping him all night.

[Rellapse40]

pedos stick together

[Alawen]

http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n162/ditzy_with_wings/redneck.jpg

[Ames who?]

dat burberry london

[LulzSect]

http://i59.tinypic.com/3449tso.jpg
http://stuffpoint.com/family-guy/image/180180-family-guy-herbert-and-chris-gif.gif

[phacemeltar]

the only perfume i use is the stench of my oily unwashed body. that and lacoste.

[Tassador]

Please don't allow your kids to get on red with that sick fuck roaming norrath.

[Smedy]

jesus christ i have no fucking clue whats going on in here anymore

[Littlegyno 11.0]

jesus christ i have no fucking clue whats going on in here anymore

U never did. Ur scum plain and simple.

[LulzSect]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lykuca8zUn1qzu4w8o1_500.png

[Alawen]

jesus christ i have no fucking clue whats going on in here anymore

What's happening here is that I'm trying to teach you fuckers how to ForumQuest. Last night, I shit on Rellapse and then corpse camped him in two threads at once. He, of course, is too stupid to realize what is going on and kept trying to post the same shit over and over and over. I don't think Hateraid is as stupid as Rellapse, but he was butthurt that I busted him for lying about his school situation and figured that 2:1 would work here as well as it does in game. Smelling the chance for a place on the winning side with little investment, LulzSect spammed cartoons.

Unfortunately for them, ForumQuest doesn't work that way. Most readers are in it for a cheap laugh and none of them are close to funny. Out of nowhere, Barkingturtle makes an actually funny pedo joke. So they all put on more perfume. LulzSect continues to spam cartoons. It is possible that he's even stupider than Rellapse.

Meanwhile, "El Presidente" is still a horrible nickname and does a disservice to Lite and his guild.

[Rellapse40]

tldr 65 yr old mad pedo kicked out of every guild lawl

[Alawen]

Q.E.D.

He's like a mental patient sitting naked in a corner and masturbating with his own feces.

[Rellapse40]

spoken like a pedo

[quido]

it's laughable you really see it that way, Alawen

pretty sure nobody else does

[LulzSect]

What's happening here is that I'm trying to teach you fuckers how to ForumQuest. Last night, I shit on Rellapse and then corpse camped him in two threads at once. He, of course, is too stupid to realize what is going on and kept trying to post the same shit over and over and over. I don't think Hateraid is as stupid as Rellapse, but he was butthurt that I busted him for lying about his school situation and figured that 2:1 would work here as well as it does in game. Smelling the chance for a place on the winning side with little investment, LulzSect spammed cartoons.

Unfortunately for them, ForumQuest doesn't work that way. Most readers are in it for a cheap laugh and none of them are close to funny. Out of nowhere, Barkingturtle makes an actually funny pedo joke. So they all put on more perfume. LulzSect continues to spam cartoons. It is possible that he's even stupider than Rellapse.

Meanwhile, "El Presidente" is still a horrible nickname and does a disservice to Lite and his guild.

http://i.imgur.com/EHjRq7k.jpg

[Sektor]

tldr 65 yr old mad pedo kicked out of every guild lawl

lmao

[LulzSect]

tldr 65 yr old mad pedo kicked out of every guild lawl

[Smedy]

long text

ya ya ya but who are you? srsly where the fuck did you come from

any truth to these pedo rumors? i'm more interested in hearing about this than about what you feel lite should be called u feelers me dog?

[Smedy]

U never did. Ur scum plain and simple.

https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1.0-9/p403x403/1620371_687755394596763_1486429052_n.jpg

[Super Hater]

What's happening here is that I'm trying to teach you fuckers how to ForumQuest. Last night, I shit on Rellapse and then corpse camped him in two threads at once. He, of course, is too stupid to realize what is going on and kept trying to post the same shit over and over and over. I don't think Hateraid is as stupid as Rellapse, but he was butthurt that I busted him for lying about his school situation and figured that 2:1 would work here as well as it does in game. Smelling the chance for a place on the winning side with little investment, LulzSect spammed cartoons.

Unfortunately for them, ForumQuest doesn't work that way. Most readers are in it for a cheap laugh and none of them are close to funny. Out of nowhere, Barkingturtle makes an actually funny pedo joke. So they all put on more perfume. LulzSect continues to spam cartoons. It is possible that he's even stupider than Rellapse.

Meanwhile, "El Presidente" is still a horrible nickname and does a disservice to Lite and his guild.

Tldr. Everything you say is disregarded due to your pedophilia.

[Eslade]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1.0-9/p403x403/1620371_687755394596763_1486429052_n.jpg

everyone country has idiots, ours seem the most vocal.

[Circa.]

tldr 65 yr old mad pedo kicked out of every guild lawl

<3 haha

[Circa.]

He does all of his pedo stuff with The Cure playing in the background.

[Circa.]

or The Smiths.

[Rettj]

3x more plz

[Super Hater]

He does all of his pedo stuff with The Cure playing in the background.

AHAHAHHAHAHA!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wa2nLEhUcZ0

[145442]

What's happening here is that I'm trying to teach you fuckers how to ForumQuest. Last night, I shit on Rellapse and then corpse camped him in two threads at once. He, of course, is too stupid to realize what is going on and kept trying to post the same shit over and over and over. I don't think Hateraid is as stupid as Rellapse, but he was butthurt that I busted him for lying about his school situation and figured that 2:1 would work here as well as it does in game. Smelling the chance for a place on the winning side with little investment, LulzSect spammed cartoons.

Unfortunately for them, ForumQuest doesn't work that way. Most readers are in it for a cheap laugh and none of them are close to funny. Out of nowhere, Barkingturtle makes an actually funny pedo joke. So they all put on more perfume. LulzSect continues to spam cartoons. It is possible that he's even stupider than Rellapse.

Meanwhile, "El Presidente" is still a horrible nickname and does a disservice to Lite and his guild.

http://i62.tinypic.com/vy3zba.jpg

[Alawen]

ya ya ya but who are you? srsly where the fuck did you come from

any truth to these pedo rumors? i'm more interested in hearing about this than about what you feel lite should be called u feelers me dog?

I played on Sullon Zek and on VZTZ with the same name. You're one of the Swedes, aren't you? I'm almost positive we fought a couple times on VZTZ.

The whole thing was invented by Rellapse, who, besides being unable to form a coherent thought, posts hundreds of times every day and has been banned from the forums 39 times. From his post history, it's obvious that he's obsessed with sex in general and dick in particular.

It's nonsense fabricated from whole cloth, not unlike the kicked from every blue guild bullshit, which is obviously in direct conflict with the ragequit bullshit. I was giving Azrael some thought because I like the resistance thing (I was good team on SZ), but there seems to be a supreme lack of brainpower there. I think I'll app Nihilum and help the duke push your shit in.

[Rellapse40]

tldr 65 yr old mad pedo kicked out of every guild lawl

[kylok]

I think I'll app Nihilum and help the duke finance some new wheels.