pre order pizza at 10 am

[freez]

gonna be a goog day

[heartbrand]

ya im pretty pumped the weather is gorgeous out going to the beach

[freez]

lookin for gold rings?

[chief]

saddest thread of the year.

[Swish]

ya im pretty pumped the weather is gorgeous out going to the beach

what a waste of time, how much loot are you going to come back with? none :(

[Not_Kazowi]

Just spent the last 10 days in 3 different countries with several beautiful girls. Literally flying over the Atlantic now and reading about someone bragging about pre ordering pizza made me lol

[harnold]

Lol yeah bro we've all seen the pics. Your lucky your obese girlfriend doesn't sink the plane in the water. Or maybe you can float on her jelly rolls

[Alukardo666]

Lol yeah bro we've all seen the pics. Your lucky your obese girlfriend doesn't sink the plane in the water. Or maybe you can float on her jelly rolls

this just made my day

[Not_Kazowi]

Lol yeah bro we've all seen the pics. Your lucky your obese girlfriend doesn't sink the plane in the water. Or maybe you can float on her jelly rolls

I wish she would gain some weight, she's too thin I think but can't complain with full D cups on a 110 lb 5'7 body

Stay classy bros ;]

[Kimm Bare|y]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/d9b7bfba94d689af3a5159d6890a27e7/tumblr_n1h8y7rsWT1qkinujo1_1280.jpg

[Recycled Children]

lookin for gold rings?

LMAO

[Bazia]

fly season is dying down here, so yeah I'm having an awesome day as well

[Yumyums Inmahtumtums]

Goddamn. I still have a snow pile in my yard.

[Not_Kazowi]

I would post more pics of my Russian but I don't trust you fucks

[Kimm Bare|y]

Neck down is all that matters IMO.

[Biaxil]

Just spent the last 10 days in 3 different countries with several beautiful girls. Literally flying over the Atlantic now and reading about someone bragging about pre ordering pizza made me lol

At least his pizza really happened.

[iiNGloriouS]

Goddamn. I still have a snow pile in my yard.

It's alright, I got to enjoy 3 sunny days before it rains for another 60 days in a row here heh.

[Not_Kazowi]

At least his pizza really happened.

http://jasonprestonhanson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/tumblr_m22pbu8WWb1qlme77o1_400.gif

[Tassador]

That broad in red is a+ dem nerds would hit it in a ny minute.

[Not_Kazowi]

That broad in red is a+ dem nerds would hit it in a ny minute.

What's funny is the red one looks like a fatter version of my fiance and the Asian looks like her Tatar friend that accompanied us to Prague

http://i59.tinypic.com/2hrcttu.jpg

http://i61.tinypic.com/2uskj8y.jpg

[iiNGloriouS]

dem Mail Orders dawg.

[Not_Kazowi]

Don't even have to pay for postage to bring her to the free world

[Bazia]

I see the "Go overseas and find chicks about +3 higher on the 1-10 scale than you can get in the states using your citizenship as leverage" card often used as a military member.

Legit strat and congrats on the attractive companion Rexx.

[iiNGloriouS]

I see the "Go overseas and find chicks about +3 higher on the 1-10 scale than you can get in the states using your citizenship as leverage" card often used as a military member.

Legit strat and congrats on the attractive companion Rexx.

[Not_Kazowi]

Thanks bros, come back soon and safe basiah

[radditsu]

That's a man baby.

[Sheriff]

That's a man baby.

Lol

[kendo]

saddest thread of the year.

That and the douche bag trying his hardest to impress nerds with pics of a russian mail order that doesn't give a shit about him.

[Littlegyno 11.0]

rexx is truly the emperor of the box. pras him.

[heartbrand]

That and the douche bag trying his hardest to impress nerds with pics of a russian mail order that doesn't give a shit about him.

This might be the angriest post I've ever read on this forum

[abacab-bansdontwork]

Rexx, I'll give you a green dragon scale if you let me run a train on her; we don't even got to make eye contact, but if you want those lightsabers you gotta let the Cab go balls deep.

[Casey VII]

cab why are you not leading blacks to victory, instead you're leveling up another blue char

[abacab-bansdontwork]

cab why are you not leading blacks to victory, instead you're leveling up another blue char

Tell Rogean to unban Blarp, will heal blacks.

[Littlegyno 11.0]

cab sick. on blue server while red rots.

u make me sick cab.

[abacab-bansdontwork]

cab sick. on blue server while red rots.

u make me sick cab.

Can't help it immersed in gnoll fangs

[abacab-bansdontwork]

Maybe big Rogean will see how I've atoned for my sins, and unban all the cab toons?

[mwllowyellow2]

Taking pictures of sisters and pretending they are balls deep in them on the internet classic

[Not_Kazowi]

Like a sea of emotion in here

[Kimm Bare|y]

they jelly

[Tassador]

That thick though. Your woman is fine though sir.

[Yiblaan]

Pizza is bad calories--especially having it so early in the day. Perhaps you should consider better alternatives such as a Caesar salad or some celery and houmus.

[Rettj]

Pizza for breakfast Is great

[Not_Kazowi]

It's a Russian thing, they all have that hair cut

[kendo]

It's a Russian thing, they all have that hair cut

Horrible body. Pussy smells like Bosnia.

[Genedin]

Haha dem bangs. Why is it that Russians still cling onto this haircut.

Can she cook you delicious Russian confections?

I married a Mexican thinking if I went ethnic she would be able to cook and be subservient. I was.......mistaken.

[Not_Kazowi]

Yes she's a wonderful cook and loves to iron for some reason. She's highly educated but as strong mother/wife instincts.

10/10 body. Can't post those pics here though

[LostCause]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/d9b7bfba94d689af3a5159d6890a27e7/tumblr_n1h8y7rsWT1qkinujo1_1280.jpg

4987

[kendo]

Yes she's a wonderful cook and loves to iron for some reason. She's highly educated but as strong mother/wife instincts.

10/10 body. Can't post those pics here though

Sounds like the typical sleazy Russian whore that only focuses on dumb military dudes. She'll be suckin BBC behind your back in no time after she gains US citizenship.

Special ops already knocked the bottom out that pussy before your arrival. You just dumb enough to wife it up.

[Bamz4l]

saddest thread of the year.

[heartbrand]

Sounds like the typical sleazy Russian whore that only focuses on dumb military dudes. She'll be suckin BBC behind your back in no time after she gains US citizenship.

Special ops already knocked the bottom out that pussy before your arrival. You just dumb enough to wife it up.

10/10 on mad scale here folks. This is what critical elf immersion looks like.

[quido]

Did someone actually get a mail-order bride from Russia or whatever the fuck?

[Not_Kazowi]

ya, i picked her out of a catalog

[mikemandella]

ya, i picked her out of a catalog

Please elaborate... Are there like certain tiers?

Also best of luck to ya.. Don't know why people are hating..

- Oppressor

[mwllowyellow2]

Please elaborate... Are there like certain tiers?

Also best of luck to ya.. Don't know why people are hating..

- Oppressor

It's hating because people think it's funny that guys have to go online and pay to marry a women from a different country? To me you know you ugly if you gotta do shit like that lol.

[mwllowyellow2]

All I'm saying Rex you could have gotten a bitch half off in China bra. Basically you just purchased an over priced hooker who does laundry.

[kendo]

10/10 on mad scale here folks. This is what critical elf immersion looks like.

I think the wife and kids you ignore to play emulated EQ for 14 hours a day are the mad ones. Gonna grow up to be junkies for sure.

Them ugly ass kids were destined to have a shitty father.
Poor Bastards.

[LulzSect]

http://images.t-nation.com/forum_images/6/c/6ca6c_ORIG-Oh_he_mad.jpg

[Bazia]

can we get an IP track on kendo and see who it is

where you at Deru this faggot never has anything pleasant to post

[heartbrand]

I think the wife and kids you ignore to play emulated EQ for 14 hours a day are the mad ones. Gonna grow up to be junkies for sure.

Them ugly ass kids were destined to have a shitty father.
Poor Bastards.

Hey that ain't right they won't be poor!

[kendo]

can we get an IP track on kendo and see who it is

where you at Deru this faggot never has anything pleasant to post

What do you think an IP address would do? You mad enough to drive to someones house to get fucked up on their lawn/porch. Sounds pointless to me.

[Rettj]

sounds like syft skyraid

[iiNGloriouS]

What do you think an IP address would do? You mad enough to drive to someones house to get fucked up on their lawn/porch. Sounds pointless to me.

http://0-media-cdn.foolz.us/ffuuka/board/tg/image/1364/05/1364053913825.gif

[Not_Kazowi]

Yikes, people talking about people's lives like they know everything.

I didn't meet her online, she's not a overpriced whore.. I met her in college when she was here on exchange. My fault for posting pictures of her on a forum where assholes can't control themselves.

Stay classy bros

[quido]

Is she aware you're posting her picture on elf-sim forums?

[kendo]

Is she aware you're posting her picture on elf-sim forums?

Highly doubt it. This pathetic dude is still trying to talk her up and it's page 4 already.


The pussy smells like Bosnia bro.

[Not_Kazowi]

She picked the photos out herself for me to post

[LulzSect]

http://i260.photobucket.com/albums/ii12/botanbutton/MACROS%20AND%20GIFS/donotfeedthetrolls.jpg

[kendo]

http://www.russianbrides.com/?gclid=CJqL2Yjyl74CFZRcfgodljEAYg

[Genedin]

If I couldn't get a decent chick in the USA I would for sure order one from Russia or Asia or South America.... damn so many possibilities!

Worst case scenario you keep her chained up in the basement you kno?

[karsten]

lotta people jealous of ol' rexx up in here

not me though, I revel in the good fortune of others, yay rexx!

[Eslade]

don't know why we can't get a ban on kendo/Hateraid/CrackerJacker when people less deserving are banned left and right. The guy seems bitter that most of his friends moved out of their parents' house while he still lives with his and now takes it out on a forum for a game he sucks at like a retarded version of batman, only Asian and wearing tiny suits.

it's going to be ok dude, go outside. maybe find a job that pays more than 15/hr and you can move out also.

[Not_Kazowi]

lotta people jealous of ol' rexx up in here

not me though, I revel in the good fortune of others, yay rexx!

Miss you buddy. Let's go camp some fingerbone hoops again.

Curious to your current lady situation

[new player]

don't know why we can't get a ban on kendo/Hateraid/CrackerJacker when people less deserving are banned left and right. The guy seems bitter that most of his friends moved out of their parents' house while he still lives with his and now takes it out on a forum for a game he sucks at like a retarded version of batman, only Asian and wearing tiny suits.

it's going to be ok dude, go outside. maybe find a job that pays more than 15/hr and you can move out also.

You sure do post a lot about him. He may be an asshole but Never seen him bad mouth staff, or rant in OOC. All of what I see is in RnF and its usually other assholes getting a taste of their own medicine.

Half of your posts are about him. Sounds like something real personal.

[Eslade]

You sure do post a lot about him. He may be an asshole but Never seen him bad mouth staff, or rant in OOC. All of what I see is in RnF and its usually other assholes getting a taste of their own medicine.

Half of your posts are about him. Sounds like something real personal.

not even. if anything he follows all of my threads. Pretty sure you're one of his many accounts.

[kendo]

don't know why we can't get a ban on kendo/Hateraid/CrackerJacker when people less deserving are banned left and right. The guy seems bitter that most of his friends moved out of their parents' house while he still lives with his and now takes it out on a forum for a game he sucks at like a retarded version of batman, only Asian and wearing tiny suits.

it's going to be ok dude, go outside. maybe find a job that pays more than 15/hr and you can move out also.

Blindly insulting someones financial status through an elf sim and dwelling about they look in a suit for months on end, while being paranoid that every poster is him.

Sounds like you got shit under control bruh.

[Eslade]

Blindly insulting someones financial status through an elf sim and dwelling about they look in a suit for months on end, while being paranoid that every poster is him.

Sounds like you got shit under control bruh.

well let's look at the evidence sir. you have already gone through a bunch of accounts, both of these are fairly recently made, nobody ever agrees with you and you two are never on at the same time. At least I'm not so pathetic I have to create friends to agree with me.

and it sounds like I hit a nerve, a chink in the armor if you will.

[LostCause]

digiorno > all those shitty big pizza companies unless its a small family ownd "REAL" italian ownd joint up north.


planet pizza is good tho too :P

[kendo]

well let's look at the evidence sir. you have already gone through a bunch of accounts, both of these are fairly recently made, nobody ever agrees with you and you two are never on at the same time. At least I'm not so pathetic I have to create friends to agree with me.

and it sounds like I hit a nerve, a chink in the armor if you will.

http://gifsec.com/wp-content/uploads/GIF/2014/03/U-mad-bro-gif.gif

[Eslade]

http://gifsec.com/wp-content/uploads/GIF/2014/03/U-mad-bro-gif.gif

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-shmcgxsEhaY/T_WTFC9FbcI/AAAAAAAADfM/VzOtWZkDnKY/s640/rustled-my-jimmies-u-rustled.jpg

http://media.soletron.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/you-mad.jpg

[new player]

Whats up with the constant recycled lines and gifs? What happened to originality?

[Eslade]

why not just use one account dude? It's actually kind of sad.

[kendo]

Eslade is as boring and cookie cutter as they come...

If he's not agreeing with someone he has pixel lust over, he is recycling someone else's words or gifs.

http://duckieandsoupreadtogether.files.wordpress.com/2013/09/boredbean.gif?w=490

[Eslade]

lol it's so sad. you do realize the irony of what you just posted right?
you can try to lie about how pathetic you are, but you know I'm right about you. Go make another account to agree with you. Learn how to make your own gifs if you want to throw around the originality insult at people.

stay rustled.

[sunmilk]

don't know why we can't get a ban on kendo/Hateraid/CrackerJacker when people less deserving are banned left and right. The guy seems bitter that most of his friends moved out of their parents' house while he still lives with his and now takes it out on a forum for a game he sucks at like a retarded version of batman, only Asian and wearing tiny suits.

it's going to be ok dude, go outside. maybe find a job that pays more than 15/hr and you can move out also.

You sure do post a lot about him. He may be an asshole but Never seen him bad mouth staff, or rant in OOC. All of what I see is in RnF and its usually other assholes getting a taste of their own medicine.

Half of your posts are about him. Sounds like something real personal.
Blindly insulting someones financial status through an elf sim and dwelling about they look in a suit for months on end, while being paranoid that every poster is him.

Sounds like you got shit under control bruh.

A new player's impressions of Hateraid (aka kendo(?)). Let's just say his reputation preceded him on our first encounter:

http://i.imgur.com/ELfa0hV.jpg

[kendo]

nice cropped conversation. Did you cut out all the rage on your part? good work. You seem upset.

[Eslade]

nice cropped conversation. Did you cut out all the rage on your part? good work. You seem upset.

http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/crybby_.gif

Even new players know that you're a loser.

[Not_Kazowi]

A new player's impressions of Hateraid (aka kendo(?)). Let's just say his reputation preceded him on our first encounter:

http://i.imgur.com/ELfa0hV.jpg



Lmao

[LulzSect]

kendo wb tinysuit syft

http://image.shutterstock.com/display_pic_with_logo/1104728/113651710/stock-photo-portrait-of-a-boy-wearing-oversized-suit-and-holding-briefcase-113651710.jpg

[sunmilk]

nice cropped conversation. Did you cut out all the rage on your part? good work. You seem upset.

Cropped? I didn't include (or even screenshot) the majority of the filth that came out of your mouth. I know you wanted attention (which is why the conversation was so one-sided, especially once you started berating me in tells), and now you're having some.

Side note: I didn't realize you were the "tinysuit" guy. That makes this about 10x funnier.

[kendo]

Cropped? I didn't include (or even screenshot) the majority of the filth that came out of your mouth. I know you wanted attention (which is why the conversation was so one-sided, especially once you started berating me in tells), and now you're having some.

Side note: I didn't realize you were the "tinysuit" guy. That makes this about 10x funnier.

So your goal was to take Screen Shots of the situation, but leave out the juiciest parts?
You recropped the same 5 lines to make it look like even more was said to you. So mad...

Sounds to me like you were mad that some pvp happened and trying to make it out to seem more than it is. I'm probably wrong though...

[Eslade]

So your goal was to take Screen Shots of the situation, but leave out the juiciest parts?
You recropped the same 5 lines to make it look like even more was said to you. So mad...

Sounds to me like you were mad that some pvp happened and trying to make it out to seem more than it is. I'm probably wrong though...

So you're saying that trying to kill someone with a train of mobs is how you pvp? You suck at this game almost as much as you suck at life.

go make another forum account, you've already been identified as syft the loser with no friends and no guild that would willingly take him. It might be a good idea to find another game to play sir. Noobs are calling you out now...

[sunmilk]

So your goal was to take Screen Shots of the situation, but leave out the juiciest parts?
You recropped the same 5 lines to make it look like even more was said to you. So mad...

Sounds to me like you were mad that some pvp happened and trying to make it out to seem more than it is. I'm probably wrong though...

While my MSPaint skills are not of the professional level, the intent was to condense the few lines of text I *did* screenshot from one of my chat boxes (that is filled with /ooc, pet spam, DoT dmg, etc) and represent those lines of text with my corresponding communication in a condensed version... My feeble attempts to demonstrate this can be seen with the two diagonal black lines painted so exquisitely with the "brush" tool. The chat box on the right can be said to be a subset of the original chat box on the left... which I also attempted to indicate via those diagonal black lines. Hopefully reading this post will be both an exercise in literacy and an exercise in appreciating contemporary, illustrative Paint.jpgs.

You might have a tendency to think other people are trying to make you look worse than you are, probably because in a general sense you are hugely insecure with yourself (and apparently your online persona?), and in a more specific sense because you are *actually* a dbag heh. You seem pretty disillusioned, but you are sentient enough to understand (correctly) why you are dislikable.

I wasn't planning on making a thread about you, calling you out and speaking what I think about you. I happened to read this thread and found it hilarious that you were trying to defend one of your pseudo-anonymous and unbanned forum accounts.

[kendo]

While my MSPaint skills are not of the professional level, the intent was to condense the few lines of text I *did* screenshot from one of my chat boxes (that is filled with /ooc, pet spam, DoT dmg, etc) and represent those lines of text with my corresponding communication in a condensed version... My feeble attempts to demonstrate this can be seen with the two diagonal black lines painted so exquisitely with the "brush" tool. The chat box on the right can be said to be a subset of the original chat box on the left... which I also attempted to indicate via those diagonal black lines. Hopefully reading this post will be both an exercise in literacy and an exercise in appreciating contemporary, illustrative Paint.jpgs.

You might have a tendency to think other people are trying to make you look worse than you are, probably because in a general sense you are hugely insecure with yourself (and apparently your online persona?), and in a more specific sense because you are *actually* a dbag heh. You seem pretty disillusioned, but you are sentient enough to understand (correctly) why you are dislikable.

I wasn't planning on making a thread about you, calling you out and speaking what I think about you. I happened to read this thread and found it hilarious that you were trying to defend one of your pseudo-anonymous and unbanned forum accounts.

Wow. You care a lot.

http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20121217003055/adventuretimewithfinnandjake/images/b/b3/TL%3BDR.jpg

[freez]

yikes haterstain seek halp

[Eslade]

Wow. You care a lot.

http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20121217003055/adventuretimewithfinnandjake/images/b/b3/TL%3BDR.jpg

posts tldr,
clearly read and was brought to rl tears.

it's OK, maybe the next forum account will be liked until you get found out again.

stay rustled and keep using those gifs and memes that you clearly created.

[Recycled Children]

Hateraid seems to garner a lot of hatred from the community. Somehow everyone else has a problem.

[Eslade]

Hateraid seems to garner a lot of hatred from the community. Somehow everyone else has a problem.

he's not funny, smart, nice or good at the game. the guy doesn't have any likable qualities and I'll be happy when he "leaves".

[kendo]

he's not funny, smart, nice or good at the game. the guy doesn't have any likable qualities and I'll be happy when he "leaves".

You're obviously not mad though...

[LulzSect]

Ching Chong tinysuit dong

[freez]

You're obviously not mad though...

u are a huge clown bro