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Rellapse40
04-29-2014, 08:28 PM
http://do512blog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/plat.jpg

Tassador
04-29-2014, 09:06 PM
dude you are definitely a cheap date.

Rellapse40
04-29-2014, 09:14 PM
6 pack and a big mac *****

quido
04-29-2014, 09:27 PM
technically speaking, it's not even beer

quido
04-29-2014, 09:27 PM
delicious malt drink

Tassador
04-29-2014, 09:29 PM
Not going to lie I pound the bud plats on the course but it's not beer.

Rellapse40
04-29-2014, 09:33 PM
You mean to tell me you drink 6 you do not feel a slight buzz?

Beer is beer..at the end of the day it all leads to the same thing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtMy5IBmX7E

Tassador
04-29-2014, 09:41 PM
i dont pound so i can drink 6 buds spaced evenly through 18 holes get a buzz feel alright but that after taste though. on a side note did they nerf yellow text? been on 4hours today seen none.

Rellapse40
04-29-2014, 09:48 PM
no yt is not nerfed

and the after taste is shitty not matter wtf beer u drink if it is not your desired choice

like i said it all leads to the same effect > you getting wasted and banging fat chicks

pras beer

quido
04-29-2014, 09:50 PM
Relapsee so find some hippies or some non-emo hipsters - they should be able to help you in selecting beer.

Rellapse40
04-29-2014, 09:54 PM
not many around here

I would most definitely hang out with some though

I am 30 years old and have truly never even saw a full blown out of the closet gay dude in my life.

Things are diff here i guess

Genedin
04-30-2014, 12:47 AM
Please. Let me help you improve your life by drinking some real beer bro.

You can get a good beer that's 9% alcohol so you don't even have to pound 6 of them and it will taste way better too.

Easiest way to break into craft beers is buy a sampler pack of Samuel Adams. Although it's mainstream, it's a great way to break into more full bodied beers.

Imago
04-30-2014, 12:51 AM
not many around here

I would most definitely hang out with some though

I am 30 years old and have truly never even saw a full blown out of the closet gay dude in my life.

Things are diff here i guess

Take a stroll thru West Hollywood some time.

Actually just go to LA. Will open your eyes.

Tassador
04-30-2014, 12:59 AM
Lol relapse should come to miami get a fat Cuban or Puerto Rican chick. Plenty of south beach queens here no body cares about that. And you probably seen plenty of gay people they just in the closet because you guys hate life.

phacemeltar
04-30-2014, 01:06 AM
yum, i love that high-fructose corn syrup too

Rellapse40
04-30-2014, 01:07 AM
Lol relapse should come to miami get a fat Cuban or Puerto Rican chick.

lets go

kendo
04-30-2014, 01:23 AM
first beer? gratz. you're a man now...

Zereh
04-30-2014, 02:05 AM
I am 30 years old and have truly never even saw a full blown out of the closet gay dude in my life.

It would suck to live in a place where people can't just be who they are. And I'll bet you a big old bottle of Jack that you do know a gay person who just hasn't bothered sharing details about their life with you or anyone else. (i.e. for fear of being shot!)

I couldn't even be a successful vegetarian in Alabama since it everyone pretty much insisted on putting fatback into every dish that might contain a vegetable. =P

quido
04-30-2014, 02:08 AM
there's no gay people in the south except for Kevin Spacey and Jude Law

Zereh
04-30-2014, 02:12 AM
Jude Law has the best Southern accent ever.

BigHurb
04-30-2014, 02:45 AM
wait so you put that WHOLE thing in your rectum? no lube "butt" blood?

freez
04-30-2014, 03:07 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dUeu8d29qZU

Rellapse40
04-30-2014, 03:18 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ylRplLnU84

freez
04-30-2014, 03:19 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=09dl8Faxu2M

freez
04-30-2014, 03:22 AM
relapsee at 5s


alabama *****


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6O44GMCZSOU


lol

BigHurb
04-30-2014, 03:30 AM
we been here mang, how we do rount cheer knamean players be on tha block catchin a lick widout gettin caught you heard meh

just guessing! clicking link now

Rellapse40
04-30-2014, 04:02 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NshQKDfFPlw

Rellapse40
04-30-2014, 04:02 AM
awwww yisss

quido
04-30-2014, 04:11 AM
do u miss gaffin?

Rellapse40
04-30-2014, 04:15 AM
no he is a wigger with no culture

Rellapse40
04-30-2014, 04:22 AM
I can play a steel or acoustic guitar ranging from BB king to hard rock.

That fgt has only accomplished to scam old ass women out of their info

Rellapse40
04-30-2014, 04:25 AM
I will sing you fgts a song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXPPfJSIyK4

Get some

LostCause
04-30-2014, 06:48 AM
dat piss water

canardvc
04-30-2014, 08:12 AM
Belgian Beer ? Check.

Tripel Karmeliet ? Check.

Bud is prolly one of the worse beer around too ? Check.

no chewie dont
04-30-2014, 08:19 AM
on a side note did they nerf yellow text? been on 4hours today seen none.

:rolleyes:

Bazia
04-30-2014, 08:44 AM
all alcoholic drinks taste like shit

the quest is for the most tolerable taste to alcohol volume ratio

for me Jack and Coke is the best buzz for shit taste ratio

Azure
04-30-2014, 09:27 AM
Relapsee so find some hippies or some non-emo hipsters - they should be able to help you in selecting beer.

lol rellapse a fucking beer scrub

Azure
04-30-2014, 09:27 AM
Belgian Beer ? Check.

Tripel Karmeliet ? Check.

Bud is prolly one of the worse beer around too ? Check.

yissss

even "trannies" know dis

Yumyums Inmahtumtums
04-30-2014, 09:37 AM
all alcoholic drinks taste like shit

the quest is for the most tolerable taste to alcohol volume ratio

for me Jack and Coke is the best buzz for shit taste ratio

More or less this.

Rum and come short with a heavy press.

Yumyums Inmahtumtums
04-30-2014, 09:38 AM
More or less this.

Rum and come short with a heavy press.

Rum and coke you fucking shitty phone

no chewie dont
04-30-2014, 09:40 AM
ewww

Bardalicious
04-30-2014, 09:44 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXPPfJSIyK4

Who's the Gomer Pile looking motherfucker in that video?

Bardalicious
04-30-2014, 09:45 AM
PYLE* doublepost of furious anger

kendo
05-01-2014, 12:32 AM
Look at that room. I always knew Relapse was poor. The Army shirt from Goodwill is a nice touch too.

Greegon
05-01-2014, 01:54 AM
im a big fan of this stuff http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-UcImGAHHERY/T85kncX_mSI/AAAAAAAAJxw/clZ6cUn9J-g/s1600/photo-736418.JPG

Greegon
05-01-2014, 01:55 AM
If I'm going to buy shitty cheap bear tho all about my hamms, who can resist beer brewed in the land of sky blue waters??

Tassador
05-01-2014, 09:07 AM
I wish I could play like b.b. king or muddy waters the real influences of rock.

Lojik
05-01-2014, 10:51 AM
http://www.adweek.com/files/adfreak/6a00d8341c51c053ef01347fdfcd27970c-450wi

Rettj
05-01-2014, 12:11 PM
that has to be the most pathetic selfie ive ever seen on youtube

not to mention holy hair line and bedroom in parents house

LulzSect
05-01-2014, 01:31 PM
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbp029wKNG1qery84.jpg

JPMorgan
05-01-2014, 01:46 PM
http://www.tasty-takes.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/P1000357-e1301378634778.jpg

new player
05-01-2014, 01:46 PM
After all the mean things I see relapse saying about others, it all makes sense now. Look how miserable and broke the guy looks. Kind of sad actually.

Rellapse40
05-01-2014, 02:26 PM
lol u guys way 2 easy to troll

Rettj
05-01-2014, 02:28 PM
Posts selfie of bad singing and bald with ninja turtle pillow covers, claims trolling

new player
05-01-2014, 02:29 PM
Real trolls don't have to constantly remind the community that they are being trolled the second they start to feel insecure.

Eslade
05-01-2014, 02:31 PM
lol u guys way 2 easy to troll

http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/golf-clap.gif

Rellapse40
05-01-2014, 02:32 PM
http://i.imgur.com/hbwmTQx.jpg

Sektor
05-01-2014, 02:35 PM
http://i.imgur.com/hbwmTQx.jpg

would fuck

LulzSect
05-01-2014, 02:46 PM
whats wrong with being bald?!!?!?

http://i.imgur.com/RrMOlkh.jpg

Not_Kazowi
05-01-2014, 03:22 PM
http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/128/136/awwwwshit.jpg

Softcore PK
05-01-2014, 03:26 PM
Nothing super obscure or fancy, but this is current favorite:

http://i.imgur.com/Xlgfj9H.jpg

LostCause
05-03-2014, 09:17 AM
still baffles me how people drink piss water like bud light or even any light beer.