Pikrib
04-09-2014, 02:26 PM
Sung to Bob Dylans "Hurricane"
Here comes the story of the Sektoryy
The Iksar the authorities came to blame
For something that he never done
Put him in a prison cell but one time he could-a been
The champion of the BoTB.
Meanwhile far away in another part of town
Sektoryy and a couple of friends are EQ'n around
Number one contender for the BoTB crown
Had no idea what kinda shit was about to go down
When a GM's pulled him over to the side of the trail
Just like the time before and the time before that
In Antonica that's just the way things go
If you're Iksar you might as well not shown up on the street
'Less you wanna draw the heat.
Smedy had a partner and he had a rap for the GM's
Him and Rellapse were just out prowling around
He said "I saw two men running out they looked like BoTB Champs
They jumped into a white pegasus with out-of-state plates"
And Miss Sektors just nodded her head
Cop said "Wait a minute boys this one's not dead"
So they took him to the infirmary
And though this man could hardly see
They told him that he could identify the guilty men.
Four in the morning and they haul Sektoryy in
Take him to the hospital and they bring him upstairs
The wounded man looks up through his one dying eye
Says "Wha'd you bring him in here for ? He ain't the Iksar !"
Yes here comes the story of the Sektoryy
The man the GM's came to blame
For something that he never done
Put in a prison cell but one time he could-a been
The champion of the BOTB.
Four months later the ghettos are in flame
Sektoryy in South Kunark fighting for his name
While Smedy Rellapse are still in the Bloomin onion game
And the GM's are putting the screws to him looking for somebody to blame
"Remember that RMT that happened in a bar ?"
"Remember you said you saw the getaway Pegasus?"
"You think you'd like to play ball with the law ?"
"Think it might-a been that Iksar you saw running that night ?"
"Don't forget that you are Human".
Smedy Relapse said "I'm really not sure"
GM's said "A boy like you could use a break
We got you for the RMT job and we're talking to your friend Exed
Now you don't wanta have to go back to being banned be a nice fellow
You'll be doing society a favor
That sonofabitch is brave and getting braver
We want to put his ass in stir
We want to pin this triple RMT on him
He ain't no Gentleman Jim".
Sektoryy could take a man out with just one punch
But he never did like to talk about it all that much
It's my work he'd say and I do it for pay
And when it's over I'd just as soon go on my way
Up to some paradise
Where the trout streams flow and the air is nice
And ride a horse along a trail
But then they took him to the jailhouse
Where they try to turn a man into a mouse.
All of Sektoryy's cards were marked in advance
The trial was a pig-circus he never had a chance
The judge made Sektoryy's witnesses drunkards from the slums
To the Human folks who watched he was a revolutionary bum
And to the Cabalis folks he was just a crazy Iksar
No one doubted that he pulled the RMT's
And though they could not produce the Screenshot
The GM's said he was the one who did the deed
And the all-Human jury agreed.
Sektoryy was falsely tried
The crime was RMT 'one' guess who testified
Smedy and Rellapse and they both baldly lied
And the newspapers they all went along for the ride
How can the life of such a Iksar
Be in the palm of some fool's hand ?
To see him obviously framed
Couldn't help but make me feel ashamed to live in Antonica
Where justice is a game.
Now all the criminals in their coats and their ties
Are free to drink martinis and watch the sun rise
While Sektoryy sits like Buddha in a ten-foot cell
An innocent Iksar in a living hell
That's the story of the Sektoryy
But it won't be over till they clear his name
And give him back the time he's done
Put him in a prison cell but one time he could-a been
The champion of the BoTB.
Here comes the story of the Sektoryy
The Iksar the authorities came to blame
For something that he never done
Put him in a prison cell but one time he could-a been
The champion of the BoTB.
Meanwhile far away in another part of town
Sektoryy and a couple of friends are EQ'n around
Number one contender for the BoTB crown
Had no idea what kinda shit was about to go down
When a GM's pulled him over to the side of the trail
Just like the time before and the time before that
In Antonica that's just the way things go
If you're Iksar you might as well not shown up on the street
'Less you wanna draw the heat.
Smedy had a partner and he had a rap for the GM's
Him and Rellapse were just out prowling around
He said "I saw two men running out they looked like BoTB Champs
They jumped into a white pegasus with out-of-state plates"
And Miss Sektors just nodded her head
Cop said "Wait a minute boys this one's not dead"
So they took him to the infirmary
And though this man could hardly see
They told him that he could identify the guilty men.
Four in the morning and they haul Sektoryy in
Take him to the hospital and they bring him upstairs
The wounded man looks up through his one dying eye
Says "Wha'd you bring him in here for ? He ain't the Iksar !"
Yes here comes the story of the Sektoryy
The man the GM's came to blame
For something that he never done
Put in a prison cell but one time he could-a been
The champion of the BOTB.
Four months later the ghettos are in flame
Sektoryy in South Kunark fighting for his name
While Smedy Rellapse are still in the Bloomin onion game
And the GM's are putting the screws to him looking for somebody to blame
"Remember that RMT that happened in a bar ?"
"Remember you said you saw the getaway Pegasus?"
"You think you'd like to play ball with the law ?"
"Think it might-a been that Iksar you saw running that night ?"
"Don't forget that you are Human".
Smedy Relapse said "I'm really not sure"
GM's said "A boy like you could use a break
We got you for the RMT job and we're talking to your friend Exed
Now you don't wanta have to go back to being banned be a nice fellow
You'll be doing society a favor
That sonofabitch is brave and getting braver
We want to put his ass in stir
We want to pin this triple RMT on him
He ain't no Gentleman Jim".
Sektoryy could take a man out with just one punch
But he never did like to talk about it all that much
It's my work he'd say and I do it for pay
And when it's over I'd just as soon go on my way
Up to some paradise
Where the trout streams flow and the air is nice
And ride a horse along a trail
But then they took him to the jailhouse
Where they try to turn a man into a mouse.
All of Sektoryy's cards were marked in advance
The trial was a pig-circus he never had a chance
The judge made Sektoryy's witnesses drunkards from the slums
To the Human folks who watched he was a revolutionary bum
And to the Cabalis folks he was just a crazy Iksar
No one doubted that he pulled the RMT's
And though they could not produce the Screenshot
The GM's said he was the one who did the deed
And the all-Human jury agreed.
Sektoryy was falsely tried
The crime was RMT 'one' guess who testified
Smedy and Rellapse and they both baldly lied
And the newspapers they all went along for the ride
How can the life of such a Iksar
Be in the palm of some fool's hand ?
To see him obviously framed
Couldn't help but make me feel ashamed to live in Antonica
Where justice is a game.
Now all the criminals in their coats and their ties
Are free to drink martinis and watch the sun rise
While Sektoryy sits like Buddha in a ten-foot cell
An innocent Iksar in a living hell
That's the story of the Sektoryy
But it won't be over till they clear his name
And give him back the time he's done
Put him in a prison cell but one time he could-a been
The champion of the BoTB.