Funny Names Thread

[myxomatosii]

Funny/best names thread was made before, it was tremendously lacking. Names were shit, so here are some I've seen. You got any non-shitty ones? Prob not, crash and burn thread!

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[myxomatosii]

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[Kekephee]

hahaha, Summers Eve. Nice.



I always give a high five to Iksars Suck whenever I see him.

[Byrjun]

My favorites are Mezurmom Whileuwatch and Misaligned. Misaligned's surname is just a bunch of spaces, it was really clever back when guild tags were below the player name.

[-Globox-]

Suvien Bustinyeolephatraps (sp?) on Live. Bard.

[Sweetbaby Jesus]

Not gonna lie...I'm a lil bummed that my cleric didn't make the initial list.

[Sebekkha]

Gnoma Lisa

[Goobles]

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[myxomatosii]

Not gonna lie...I'm a lil bummed that my cleric didn't make the initial list.

Those are only my first 1000 screenshots, I think I have close to 7000.

[Tasslehofp99]

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LOL I literally took this same exact screenshot to post here, you beat me to it.

[khailibowen]

Those are some pretty great names!
I have seen some of the most odd ball names on this server. I'll start maintaining a list to post.

[Vlak]

I think one of my favorites was from live:

Gnogue Romish

I'm sure you can guess the race/class. Also:

Etildub Foesac

[Quineloe]

Layonya Forpp

[Portasaurus]

Bringback Crystalpepsi got me good

[Champion_Standing]

Where's Negromancer?

[xexbis0]

Stds Arenodrop was my winner.

[Messianic]

Bringback Crystalpepsi got me good

[Lyra]

http://i.imgur.com/yZxwQj5.jpg



He missed an opportunity to create the guild Betelgeuse.

[xexbis0]

He missed an opportunity to create the guild Betelgeuse.

You can't say the name a 3rd time!

[Clark]

"Fullymental Alchemist" lol

[Kekephee]

Layonya Forpp

Did you see that on p99 or are you from Solusek Ro? I was guilded with Layonya for like a couple years and if she was on P99 I want to damn know



One time in WC I saw an erudite corpse named Blacknig. I put him on friends list and sent him tells a couple times to make sure he was still around fighting the good fight, but at some point he went away forever.

[BattleToad]

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[Blade]

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I really missed the mark by not playing an Erudite Shadowknight.

Blade Daywalker, or Blade Snipes would have been fun.

Still happy with the name!



Also, the names of the Kolandl Fish noobs people make are hilarious. "Herefishyfishy", "Fuckinfish", all kinds of shit. I literally lol'd at all the corpses.

[Cecily]

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OMG ahaha. That's awful.

[myxomatosii]

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[HawkMasterson1999]

Can't find a screen of it unfortunately but female halfling druid, Dild O'Daggins

[Yumyums Inmahtumtums]

NPC in east Freeport: Bait Masterson

[Trosh]

I think Funny/Silly names should be removed.

Moved discussion to new thread:

http://www.project1999.com/forums/showthread.php?t=146739

[Halfelfbard]

Righteous Dude is my cleric. Beautiful.

[diplo]

Quit Everquest was funny.

[Halfelfbard]

The best name i ever saw, sadly i dont have a SS...was Hognipples Stopittickles

[Vlak]

Bilebelch Rumblegut - Troll Warrior on Druzzil Ro, Mythic Legion

[Songla]

Back in like 1999 on Drinal there was a rogue named "Anonymous Nosurname", Warrior named "Hoosier Daddy", And one my favorites was a barb warrior named "Euth Anasia" who boxed a cleric gnome named "Geeaye Jane". Seen quite a few good ones between now and then, but those early ones still stick out.

[Cecily]

While I was leveling my ranger in Unrest, I saw a high elf cleric named United Elfcare. Laughed for a good 5 mins.

[freez]

GOOG THREAD

[Yumyums Inmahtumtums]

GOOG THREAD

[Xerxez]

Uhh my name is Cekk See... duno if that counts

[Tokai Saikutsu]

1/10 for attempt

My druids Name Zzexx Zzee Her full name which i cant do properly in EQ is Zzexx Zzee Weggz. I see a few NIGHTMARE ss's, too bad you didnt have one of my ranger, Zzee (Nightmare) the last remaining member ......

[Samoht Farstrider]

Pulley Myfinger :)

[Xerxez]

1/10 for attempt

My druids Name Zzexx Zzee Her full name which i cant do properly in EQ is Zzexx Zzee Weggz. I see a few NIGHTMARE ss's, too bad you didnt have one of my ranger, Zzee (Nightmare) the last remaining member ......

Haha nice. My surname used to be sting but after logging back in from a five month break I wasnt feeling it anymore lol

[myxomatosii]

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[myxomatosii]

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[JPMorgan]

Reported every single name in violation of naming policy.

Thanks for gathering the SS's for me guys.

[Messianic]

This is beyond hilarious. And precisely why the naming rules should disappear or not be enforced.

[bartd23]

The best name I ever saw was a Erudite named " Imblacklol". I laughed for a good 2 minutes.

[phacemeltar]

SCRATCH MY CROTCH... LOL HAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAA

[HawkMasterson1999]

Anyone remember Blackguy? I think he was a pally

[myxomatosii]

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[BattleToad]

Awesome, I made the list. :D

[Arclyte]

Now i regret selling my old account

Bacongolem the ogre warrior would make this list

[Rhambuk]

Is this from live or p99? BDA was on my live server, CT, and there was also a character named Kinammer.

Pic below

[Rhambuk]

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[myxomatosii]

This is all from p99 (well I had one from EZ).

But whatever is welcome :p

Amuse the masses!

[gnatch]

From p99:

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More:

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again:

[gnatch]

Last ones for now:

[Rosk0e]

Zerophux Given

[Blade]

I second Zerophux Given.

Speaking of names, if anyone has a few pp and wants the names: Lance, Darien, or Pierce, send me a PM and we can work out a quick and easy way for you to scam me.

[myxomatosii]

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[Ennewi]

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For over a year, whenever passing through EC tunnel, I've always seen him/her at the same wall for hours at a time. Most likely just an afk mule but part of me wants there to be more to it than that. Lizard in a white robe staring at a wall, what does it mean?

Haven't seen this guy on lately but...

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[myxomatosii]

Bump for Rsmelly.

[myxomatosii]

I've noticed a lot of my old threads are locked, some that are still useful or that I reference people to all the time. Sorta stinks I can't bump them anymore. Anyway I plan to add to this as I've been continually collecting shots so here is a bump so it doesn't poof.

[fahlen]

A few of mine:
Alleged Youngdoctor
Fahlen Downsyndrome
Fail Class

On live I remember a couple cats named Raijin Whoremoans, and an erudite named Fiddycent Geeyouknit

[Thulack]

When the boards went through its change all the old threads got locked. you can pm a mod to have them unlock the thread if you want to continue it on.

[Herpa Derp]

Reported every single name in violation of naming policy.

Thanks for gathering the SS's for me guys.

You must be fun at parties.

[Frug]

This is beyond hilarious. And precisely why the naming rules should ... not be enforced.

Is it?

[Rosk0e]

Sadly, Zerophux Given is no more (thanks to some whiney bitch)

[Koota]

Poopgun

[justin2090]

Sadly, Zerophux Given is no more (thanks to some whiney bitch)

So I guess that's at least Onephux Given.

[Brynnag]

So I guess that's at least Onephux Given.

lol

[Whirled]

Back on Live I saw a Butteredtoast Forbreakfast and countless others but I cannot remember any good ones atm.

[polishanarchy]

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I tend to have mixed feelings about the lack of name enforcement whatever on the server, but when it comes down to it I think the community would be a lot less of what it is without a bunch of the entertaining names.

[Sadre Spinegnawer]

There were too many way back on live (Quellious server 99-2004) to remember. But two:

Vagisil, a female troll. Very few people played female trolls. They really are just pretty nasty using old models.

And on the other end of the spectrum:

Baguette Ovenfresh, a very friendly cleric that everyone loved. Who wouldn't love a nice baguette ovenfresh?

What I liked about the first few years of eq, the internet was not this meme traffic jam it is today (<--- old) and so it would be actually hilarious to see the personality people came out with.

I remember an Asian guild -- Dragons of Asia -- they would take on really boring American names like "Kevin."

I miss playing with those Asian mutherfuckers. Talk about not giving a fuck. DoA got a massive banhammer when they got busted using the dupe bug around 2000. lol.

[Ahldagor]

buddy of mine had a monk named white stainz. nother had bagz groceries when he worked at kroger.

jim lehey is my fav i've seen on p99

[Messianic]

My favorite of all time is "Kimjongil Dearleader". Dunno if he plays anymore.

[thugcruncher]

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[iruinedyourday]

dude that aabraa ccaadaabrrraa shit is fucking hilarious, that guy deserves gold.