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BigHurb
04-04-2014, 12:01 PM
What happens when you pray 5 times a day?

Try to do that position, its a good stretch.

Keeps you in shape in the desert and running around mountains. Watching your fluid intake. Fasting for Ramadan. Its all a great exercise regimen!

No wonder the last strongholds pit superior weapons and science against superior physiology and human bombs.

http://www.wikihow.com/Pray-in-Islam

Bend down. While bending, say "Allah - Akbar." Bend your body so that your back and neck are straight and level with the ground, keeping your eyes there. Your back and head should be in a 90 degree angle with your legs. This position is called "ruku'."

Stand back up (raise from ruku'). In the process raise your hands to your ear and recite "Samey - Allahu - leman - Hameda."

Go down and place your head, knees and hands on the floor. This is the position called "sajdah." Whilst doing that say, "Allah - Akbar."

Rise from sajdah and sit on your knees. Place your left foot from ball to heel on the floor. Your right foot should be toes on the floor only. Place your hands flat on your knees.

Arise from sajda. Stand up and say, ""Allah - Akbar." You have completed 1 Rakat. Depending on the time of day, you may need to complete up to three more.Terminate the prayers with as-salaam. After the tashahhud, pray to Allah before signing off with these movements and words:

Turn your head to the right and say, "As Salam Alaykum wa Rahmatullahi wa Barakatuhu'." The angel who records your good deeds is to this side.
Turn your head to the left and say, "As Salam Alaykum wa Rahmatullahi wa Barakatuhu'." The angel who records your wrongful deeds is to this side. The prayers have ended!

LulzSect
04-04-2014, 12:52 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yvj3o5Cu77Q

LulzSect
04-04-2014, 12:52 PM
http://www.myit-media.de/the_end.html

Ames who?
04-04-2014, 12:54 PM
http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20131231150820/psi/images/2/24/65-wat.jpg

BigHurb
04-04-2014, 02:18 PM
there is always a "meta" reason why practices survive.. i think islam is more aerobic and physical so theres more of them in better shape... was kinda wondering, wtf do all these terrorists come from.. havent we killed them all

Fame
04-04-2014, 02:21 PM
pretty music

mtb tripper
04-04-2014, 02:32 PM
pretty music

BigHurb
04-04-2014, 02:54 PM
and cmon terrorists, just stop. enough. we get it, you're angry.

Squire
04-05-2014, 11:23 AM
bismillah rahman rahim

Squire
04-05-2014, 11:28 AM
seriously though, most mujaheddin fighters are more motivated by money than anything else. This was true with the JTJ militias in Iraq and the bullshit Taliban offshoots in A-stan.

I've interviewed 14 year old Pakistani kids who told me that the Pakistani Taliban was going to give their mothers $30,000 USD to do a martyrdom operation but they (the bomber) would be safe because the suicide vest "explosion goes out".

JPMorgan
04-05-2014, 11:56 AM
I've interviewed 14 year old Pakistani kids who told me that the Pakistani Taliban was going to give their mothers $30,000 USD to do a martyrdom operation but they (the bomber) would be safe because the suicide vest "explosion goes out".

That's rough.

Tassador
04-05-2014, 12:01 PM
The whole world is corrupt so desean Jackson has friends that are cryppos and he gets cut. Yet racist as Riley cooper stays on the team. Why does Jim ursey get caught with $27000 cash and 100 prescription pills and doesn't catch a trafficking charge. God forbid they caught you with two baggies and 10 bucks and your black because then you movin wieght *****!

BigHurb
04-05-2014, 12:39 PM
well the social grouping and community togetherness, as well as beheading infidels, probably fosters a tight group of people who work well as a team.

BigHurb
04-05-2014, 12:40 PM
so its all about the money... well it cant hurt that the heroin they grow is killing the west, thats kinda cool.. then theres the oil.. id say the wahhabis have us all by the balls

Recycled Children
04-05-2014, 12:41 PM
well the social grouping and community togetherness, as well as beheading infidels, probably fosters a tight group of people who work well as a team.

May the spirit of Allah guide you in your holy crusade for Player versus Player.

Squire
04-05-2014, 01:17 PM
so its all about the money... well it cant hurt that the heroin they grow is killing the west, thats kinda cool.. then theres the oil.. id say the wahhabis have us all by the balls

naw. the house of Saud sees the writing on the wall, thats why the Saudis are frantically investigation their capacity to engage in fracking, likewise the 2011 Arab spring revolutions really got the Shia minorities groups in Saudi, and majority groups in countries like Bahrain all rustled so thats a potential problem, likewise the major Salafi groups like AQ, ISIS and al-Nusra hate the royal family.

Squire
04-05-2014, 01:20 PM
inc caliphate

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/middle-east/i-am-not-fighting-againstalqaida-itsnot-our-problem-says-wests-last-hope-in-syria-9233424.html

BigHurb
04-05-2014, 01:42 PM
ahhh yea interesting.. what a high stakes game being played with all our lives... eh... i dont really care, but thats ok i dont matter... just glad to be part of a grand scheme

thugcruncher
04-05-2014, 05:57 PM
http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/mixed-feelings.gif