can u get a job?

[freez]

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[BigHurb]

why get a job i just got free healthcare? are you stupid? go see a free doctor about it ok???

[freez]

chewie unemployment CHECK

[LulzSect]

@ work atm

just had bloody mary lunch little sleepy

going to close my door now and fap

[Sektor]

Anyone who poops on their free time is a chump

lol I get paid to poop too.

[freez]

no lie i just dropped a duece sitting at about 25-30 an hour



how much your turds cost ur boss?




thats wut i shoulda named thread

[Sektor]

22 bucks an hour.

[freez]

freez with the golden terd status

sektor silver terd status


yea

[LulzSect]

on chests?

you need to charge more sextor

[freez]

i feels for all the homies on this board taking shits and not geting paid atleast 3x min wage to do so

[Sektor]

I invested a good bit of my money. Goal is to retire by the age of 40 lolol.

[freez]

share the math


copper awarded to chewie

[LulzSect]

http://www.trbimg.com/img-518197db/turbine/la-me-strawberry-pick-pictures-006

pic related it's retti

[freez]

Ur all poor

And lol @ freez with a $/hr range

Obv fabricated

i dont work 40 hours a week


25 an hour is confirmed



and no its not enuf



sorry u dont even make that bro

[Twainz]

Weird we talking about shitting on the clock. Just took a shit while getting paid time and a half as well. Also downloaded an old Gucci Mane cd to hype me up for the last couple hours of work.

[HippoNipple]

Shitting at work is nice and all but it seems like a waste to not get any use out of my home toilet.

http://www.worldofkitsch.com/objects/images/home_bathroom_toilet.jpg

[Twainz]

Shitting at work is nice and all but it seems like a waste to not get any use out of my home toilet.

http://www.worldofkitsch.com/objects/images/home_bathroom_toilet.jpg

Mind if I come over and take a spin?

[Yumyums Inmahtumtums]

$27.92/hr. Shit today costed about $21.00.

Was firmly at a 6 on that 1-7 shit scale. It didn't come out and always felt there was more behind it.

[Rellapse36]

last job retti had was flipping burgers for 6 bucks n hour

[Sektor]

lol

[freez]

dat 20 - 25 an hour out of reach


:rolleyes:

[Eslade]

my shits cost the same amount home as they do at work. Salary up in this bitch.

[Tassador]

You guys doing the baby wipes or just plain old corporate two ply?

[Eslade]

You guys doing the baby wipes or just plain old corporate two ply?

This guy knows whats up. Gotta get that bung hole squeaky clean.

[Tassador]

This guy knows whats up. Gotta get that bung hole squeaky clean.

If you can't look good try and smell good game will go up instantaneously.

[ymw]

I usually try to stick with the 30 minute operation, so I have time to play some crapperware games or some such to relax. It's even more rewarding because it's coming from the tax dollars you all pay for the money you make taking a shit.

[Holey]

i get paid for not even working :D

[HippoNipple]

i get paid for not even working :D

Yeah but you aren't rocking 1999 elf simulators on a 120" screen either.


http://store.sony.com/SNYNA_27/pimg/pSNYNA-VPLHW55ES_main_v500.png

[sprinkle16]

who takes that long to shit? I mean really?

if your in there more then 5 or 10 mins something is wrong.

[Bazia]

we all have jobs here lets not get rustled

[SamwiseRed]

20 min is minimum shitting time unless you are getting mortared or shot at. any faster is because your asshole is loose from being on bottom.

[Pitborn]

Never taken a 20 min deuce in my life.

L2Fiber.

Thread officially derailed.

[Bazia]

duration dependent upon either ghost wipe or hundred wiper

[SamwiseRed]

i wipe til its white

[SamwiseRed]

Never taken a 20 min deuce in my life.

L2Fiber.

Thread officially derailed.

taking a shit is more than just pooping. gotta check facebook, forums, news, ect.

[Meow]

bucket has def been thrown out the turret

[Squire]

and piss bottles

[dethbringre]

Not only do I shit at work (sometimes 2x a day) for 35 bucks an hour, I also take their TP in case of emergency shit at home.

[Rellapse36]

http://static.fjcdn.com/comments/salamk+rolled+a+random+image+posted+in+comment+2+a t+_0266e288e8b4caa58f39d5fe5dd8019a.jpg

[ymw]

taking a shit is more than just pooping. gotta check facebook, forums, news, ect.

This.

Other than the drive to/from home, this is the only purely relaxing time of the day. Why tie up in less than 20-30?

[Rellapse36]

imagine the logs Twainz 400 pound ass drops in the toliet. ***** prob drops deuces that weigh more than my leg

[Koota]

yall *****s need more fiber.

[dethbringre]

If I actually pursued a diet rich in fiber I may begin pissing full time out of my ass as well. It'd all be the same consistency.

[Rellapse36]

This prob a little Twainz turd u feels

http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/kR2C_Y9P29E/maxresdefault.jpg

[ymw]

Not an issue of fiber. A tiny fraction of the time is actually spent shitting. The rest of the time is sitting in your quiet little house with no work, no wife, no kids, no worries. You can Candy Crush in your personal time, sure, but why not do it on the shitter for $30-40 an hour and relax?

[dethbringre]

Not an issue of fiber. A tiny fraction of the time is actually spent shitting. The rest of the time is sitting in your quiet little house with no work, no wife, no kids, no worries. You can Candy Crush in your personal time, sure, but why not do it on the shitter for $30-40 an hour and relax?

^ This man has figured out life.

[Rellapse36]

Twainz turd after a "light snack"

http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/oJNsKMBXDR8/maxresdefault.jpg

[Obwin]

People who make real money get salary bros. Unless they are consultant / contractors making 200+ / hr people with real careers can't figure out hourly rate because they are earning 24/7. Bragging about hourly rate is for people on food stamps.

[SamwiseRed]

humans are overrated.

[Rellapse36]

Wonder when the last time some woman laughed at Hateraids 1 inch Asian penis

Would explain why he takes pictures with trannys now

[SamwiseRed]

People who make real money get salary bros. Unless they are consultant / contractors making 200+ / hr people with real careers can't figure out hourly rate because hey are earning 24/7. Bragging about hourly rate is high school.

had no idea 60k a year wasnt real money. you must be another red99 millionaire. spare some rl plat?

[Rellapse36]

lol wow rustled hard

what do you use a magnum for with a 1 inch Asian weiner? do you use em to shove drugs up your doo doo hole or something?

[Obwin]

had no idea 60k a year wasnt real money. you must be another red99 millionaire. spare some rl plat?

60k comfortable living in a lot of places but should be past the point of bragging about hourly rate at this point?

I'm not a millionaire but haven't had a lot of time to save either. Definitely haven't been "on the clock" for a while and it's glorious.

[ymw]

People who make real money get salary bros. Unless they are consultant / contractors making 200+ / hr people with real careers can't figure out hourly rate because they are earning 24/7. Bragging about hourly rate is for people on food stamps.

People who make real money on a salary are generally smart enough to understand that you can take your yearly salary and divide it by 2080 to get an approximate hourly wage for a 40-hour worker for the basis of comparison or discussion.

[Genedin]

Dick pics or it didn't happen

[Rellapse36]

I mean it is a proven fact that Asians have the smallest peckers on this planet. Congrats on that 1 incher tho

[mtb tripper]

OH MY GOD A BADASS

[Obwin]

People who make real money on a salary are generally smart enough to understand that you can take your yearly salary and divide it by 2080 to get an approximate hourly wage for a 40-hour worker for the basis of comparison or discussion.

Yeah because it's easy to figure out exactly how many hours you work in a week, sometimes 40, sometimes 70, sometimes 35. Paid time off, variable bonus targets/payouts and definitely can see the future to see how much that stock is (not) going to be worth in 5 years.

Obviously never been on salary. No one hears their salary and then goes converts it back to an hourly rate because it's way too variable. They look at the job description/responsibilities, approximate schedule plus the perks and benefits then decide worth it or not worth it.

[Rellapse36]

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/5931443712/h91D39375/

[ymw]

Yeah because it's easy to figure out exactly how many hours you work in a week, sometimes 40, sometimes 70, sometimes 35. Paid time off, variable bonus targets/payouts and definitely can see the future to see how much that stock is (not) going to be worth in 5 years.

Obviously never been on salary. No one hears their salary and then goes converts it back to an hourly rate because it's way too variable. They look at the job description/responsibilities, approximate schedule plus the perks and benefits then decide worth it or not worth it.

You win, champ - you showed me good!

http://i.imgur.com/wGDi8.gif

[ymw]

Depressing that you can't even have a nice thread about being paid to shit at work without people coming in to randomly give other people shit for being fat, talk about the immense size of their dick, or try to be internet tough guys about salary/hourly wages.

u no?

[dethbringre]

How come its always the ugly bitches doing scat porn?

[Gaffin 7.0]

lol makes me wanna fucking puke

[Rellapse36]

lots of text from tiny suit tiny pecker

[Knuckle]

i feels for all the homies on this board taking shits and not geting paid atleast 3x min wage to do so

lol

[Awwalike]

i love when rettiwalk talks about other people's income










1 bedroom .5 bathroom dat lavish life

[Rellapse36]

i love when rettiwalk talks about other people's income










1 bedroom .5 bathroom dat lavish life

u srs?

lawlz my shed is bigger than his crib

Retti i will rent my shed to u bro it has a full bath